Amanda dragon- Thank you for the reviews!!! This story is now devoted to no one!! I know Mario and Luigi shouldn't call each other fat asses but, it reminded me of something and I had to put it in. You should now realise that Bowser is one of the main characters and will suffer through the rest of the story like the other main characters. I think this chapter is particularly rubbish and I promise it will get better!
Bob- The whole story is rubbish... (Gets hit by another shoe)
Chapter 3- Attacks and an Argument
Mario and Luigi slowly and silently pushed the door open. There was a red patch of something on the carpet and one of the beds was ripped apart. "Luigi, go get the police." Mario asked.
"Why do I have to do everything for you?" Luigi replied.
"Just do it!" Mario snapped. Luigi slunk off. Mario walked into the room. He inspected the red patch. It was damp and it looked like blood. He heard a faint rustling and he saw a shadow dart past. Then he saw the shadow again as it stopped. It was monstrous. Whatever it was had 2 horns on its head and was in the shape of a huge lizard. He turned around and saw it. It was worse looking than the shadow. It lunged at him.
Meanwhile...
For the last time, I am not going to let you ride me!!
"I'll be good! I promise!" Kelina said.
No. I ain't babysitting you either!!
"Aww... Can't you tell me where about Bowser is?" Kelina asked.
Fine. He is in a place called Brooklyn. And...
I have found a human hideout!
"Who is that?!" Kelina asked, surprised at the new voice.
That is your brother.
"Brother!! Get your ass back in the castle right now! Dad wants you and he doesn't seem happy about it!" Kelina yelled.
He didn't hear you. You can't talk to him.
"You tell him!"
Kelina says hi.
"WHAT!!? I very well did not say that!! YOU LIAR!! TELL HIM WHAT I SAID!!"
Back at Brooklyn...
Luigi heard a scream of pain coming from upstairs. "Get the police over here as soon as possible!!" He quickly said. He threw the phone down and picked up the gun the policeman had left while he was inspecting the house for drugs (there was a business starting in Brooklyn). He ran upstairs. He slammed the door open and charged into the room. The first thing he saw in the room was Mario's wounded body on the floor. Something had bitten a chunk out of his arm. Luigi was going to help him up until someone slammed the door shut, with such strength, that the whole house shook. He looked behind and saw it. It growled at him and its red eyes glinted in the darkness. Luigi attempted to pick up Mario but it failed. The creature lunged at him and started roaring and snarling at him. It struck out with its claws and pierced through cloth, flesh and bone. Luigi cried out in pain and dropped the gun. The creature charged into him and sent him flying across the room. It slowly walked up to the injured form of Luigi. As he looked upon it, it looked as if it was smiling. Then a gun shot was heard from behind the creature. It fell to the ground. Luigi smiled to see Mario holding the gun, which had smoke coming out of it.
Back at the castle...
"Go on!! Let me talk to him!" Kelina asked.
He said ouch.
"Why is he saying ouch!!? I deserve to know what is happening!!"
IF I KNEW WHY HE SAID OUCH I WOULD OF... OUCH!!!
"WHAT NOW!!? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING OR ELSE I'LL TELL DADDY ON YOU!!" Kelina screamed. Then she noticed Nemesis was on the ground. "Stop faking it." She said. She narrowed her eyes when Nemesis wouldn't stop flailing on the sand. "Are you ok?" she asked.
Don't worry about me. I'll just lie on the sand in pain. I am going to kill Bowser when he gets back...
"KELINA!!" Someone shouted. She frowned when she noticed the very old koopa running towards her. "WHAT ON EARTH IS NEMESIS DOING ON THE GROUND!!" He screamed.
"Um... Sunbathing." She replied.
"Then why is he bleeding!?"
"It's paint."
"It is very well not paint!"
"Err..."
"And why is Bowser's tower all over the floor and why is he lying on top of it Kelina!?" She looked at the ruins and saw her brother on a large rock. "BOWSER!! I WANT A WORD WITH YOU!! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!!" The old koopa yelled. Bowser stuck up his middle finger. "HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO YOUR GUARDIAN!! I RAISED YOU!!" He yelled and ran up to him. "What do you have to say about this!?"
"Mrmph mff mnumf." He replied, not removing his face from the rock.
"Talk properly!"
"Munf."
"NOW!!" the koopa snaps. Bowser just slides down the rock and is followed by Nemesis fainting. "Why am I burdened with this embarrassment of a son?"
"Because... hey!! Nemesis is up!" Kelina said. Nemesis slowly got to its feet.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH MY SON!!?" He yelled.
He is sleeping dumbass.
"I know!"
And by the way Morton, get a life. You can't just sit on a chair all day long. I have wanted to say that for years.
"You are making me angry. Very angry. I can banish you out of MY kingdom."
It's not yours. It's ours.
With that, Morton roared in rage, drew his sword and charged towards the sleeping form of Bowser.
Amanda dragon- Sorry if this chapter isn't good. I am writing this late at night so I am basically half asleep while this was being written. Pretty please read and review. Please?
Bob- The whole story is rubbish... (Gets hit by another shoe)
Chapter 3- Attacks and an Argument
Mario and Luigi slowly and silently pushed the door open. There was a red patch of something on the carpet and one of the beds was ripped apart. "Luigi, go get the police." Mario asked.
"Why do I have to do everything for you?" Luigi replied.
"Just do it!" Mario snapped. Luigi slunk off. Mario walked into the room. He inspected the red patch. It was damp and it looked like blood. He heard a faint rustling and he saw a shadow dart past. Then he saw the shadow again as it stopped. It was monstrous. Whatever it was had 2 horns on its head and was in the shape of a huge lizard. He turned around and saw it. It was worse looking than the shadow. It lunged at him.
Meanwhile...
For the last time, I am not going to let you ride me!!
"I'll be good! I promise!" Kelina said.
No. I ain't babysitting you either!!
"Aww... Can't you tell me where about Bowser is?" Kelina asked.
Fine. He is in a place called Brooklyn. And...
I have found a human hideout!
"Who is that?!" Kelina asked, surprised at the new voice.
That is your brother.
"Brother!! Get your ass back in the castle right now! Dad wants you and he doesn't seem happy about it!" Kelina yelled.
He didn't hear you. You can't talk to him.
"You tell him!"
Kelina says hi.
"WHAT!!? I very well did not say that!! YOU LIAR!! TELL HIM WHAT I SAID!!"
Back at Brooklyn...
Luigi heard a scream of pain coming from upstairs. "Get the police over here as soon as possible!!" He quickly said. He threw the phone down and picked up the gun the policeman had left while he was inspecting the house for drugs (there was a business starting in Brooklyn). He ran upstairs. He slammed the door open and charged into the room. The first thing he saw in the room was Mario's wounded body on the floor. Something had bitten a chunk out of his arm. Luigi was going to help him up until someone slammed the door shut, with such strength, that the whole house shook. He looked behind and saw it. It growled at him and its red eyes glinted in the darkness. Luigi attempted to pick up Mario but it failed. The creature lunged at him and started roaring and snarling at him. It struck out with its claws and pierced through cloth, flesh and bone. Luigi cried out in pain and dropped the gun. The creature charged into him and sent him flying across the room. It slowly walked up to the injured form of Luigi. As he looked upon it, it looked as if it was smiling. Then a gun shot was heard from behind the creature. It fell to the ground. Luigi smiled to see Mario holding the gun, which had smoke coming out of it.
Back at the castle...
"Go on!! Let me talk to him!" Kelina asked.
He said ouch.
"Why is he saying ouch!!? I deserve to know what is happening!!"
IF I KNEW WHY HE SAID OUCH I WOULD OF... OUCH!!!
"WHAT NOW!!? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING OR ELSE I'LL TELL DADDY ON YOU!!" Kelina screamed. Then she noticed Nemesis was on the ground. "Stop faking it." She said. She narrowed her eyes when Nemesis wouldn't stop flailing on the sand. "Are you ok?" she asked.
Don't worry about me. I'll just lie on the sand in pain. I am going to kill Bowser when he gets back...
"KELINA!!" Someone shouted. She frowned when she noticed the very old koopa running towards her. "WHAT ON EARTH IS NEMESIS DOING ON THE GROUND!!" He screamed.
"Um... Sunbathing." She replied.
"Then why is he bleeding!?"
"It's paint."
"It is very well not paint!"
"Err..."
"And why is Bowser's tower all over the floor and why is he lying on top of it Kelina!?" She looked at the ruins and saw her brother on a large rock. "BOWSER!! I WANT A WORD WITH YOU!! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!!" The old koopa yelled. Bowser stuck up his middle finger. "HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO YOUR GUARDIAN!! I RAISED YOU!!" He yelled and ran up to him. "What do you have to say about this!?"
"Mrmph mff mnumf." He replied, not removing his face from the rock.
"Talk properly!"
"Munf."
"NOW!!" the koopa snaps. Bowser just slides down the rock and is followed by Nemesis fainting. "Why am I burdened with this embarrassment of a son?"
"Because... hey!! Nemesis is up!" Kelina said. Nemesis slowly got to its feet.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH MY SON!!?" He yelled.
He is sleeping dumbass.
"I know!"
And by the way Morton, get a life. You can't just sit on a chair all day long. I have wanted to say that for years.
"You are making me angry. Very angry. I can banish you out of MY kingdom."
It's not yours. It's ours.
With that, Morton roared in rage, drew his sword and charged towards the sleeping form of Bowser.
Amanda dragon- Sorry if this chapter isn't good. I am writing this late at night so I am basically half asleep while this was being written. Pretty please read and review. Please?
