"Teenage Hormone Infested Boys Will Be Teenage Hormone Infested Boys"
Summary: A bunch of vignettes displaying silliness and such, pertaining to raging hormones. No particular pairings. This is my first Fruits Basket story; please be gentle with me! R&R. : PG-13. The rating may or may not go up.
"It's about time you guys did some work around here! This house is a mess!"
Kyo, Yuki, and Uo momentarily stopped what they were doing and glared at Shigure, who laughed nervously and shrinked away. Tohru sweatdropped, giggling.
"I have to go in a while," Uo said apologetically.
"Good! You're just a distraction anyway!" Kyo grumbled absentmindedly.
Uo glared at the orange haired guy to her immediate left and smacked him upside the head the black feathered duster she was holding. A cloud of dust showered all over Kyo's face, and some particles got into Uo's eyes.
Temporarily blind and panicking, the blonde haired girl felt her way around, accidentally bumping into Kyo, who was having a coughing fit. Tohru and Yuki gasped as a cloud of pink dust mingled with the dust flittering around from Uo's duster. An angry orange cat poked his way out of Kyo's clothing and scampered off, hissing at the blonde girl behind him. In the midst of hissing at Uo, he ran into the wall.He bristled and scampered upstairs, red-faced.
Hurriedly, Tohru led Uo to the bathroom to wash her eyes out, while Yuki picked up Kyo's sweaty clothes and threw them in the laundry hamper.
Hana looked alarmed as Tohru opened the door with her arm wrapped around Uo, who was whining and attempting to rub the dust out of her eyes.
"Uo! Are you okay!" Tohru demanded, concerned.
"What happened?" Hana inquired.
Tohru laughed nervously as she opened the cold water in the sink and splashed water onto Uo's face. "Er, some dust got in her eyes, that's all!" she replied nervously, knowing that Kyo would never hear the end of it if she told her that he was involved with Uo's predicament.
Uo blinked, her eyes red and puffy. "Ugh, sorry Tohru. I think I'd better get home."
"Ahh!" Tohru cried, dismayed, and felt as though this were also a part of her doing. If only she had been there to stop Kyo and Uo's banter! "I'm really sorry, Uo-san!"
"No, no," Uo intervened. "This was my fault. Don't take blame for any of it!"
Tohru bit her lower lip, a feeling of dread and uneasiness washing over her. "Will you be alright?"
Uo smiled and gave her friend a hug. "I'll be fine."
"You can come over and I'll make you something to eat," Hana told Uo. "Maybe you can come over after the cleaning is finished, Tohru," she suggested.
Tohru sweatdropped, laughing nervously. "Er, the house is really a mess..." she said apologetically, "but maybe we can hang out tomorrow?"
"That would be splendid," Hana concurred.
Tohru walked Hana and Uo to the door, apologizing and bowing all the way there.
"Tohru, it's alright, really," Uo said with a grin. "It's just a bit of dust. Nothing I can't handle!"
Tohru worried her bottom lip.
"We'll see you tomorrow, Tohru-chan," Hana said before they left the house.
Yuki appeared behind Tohru. "Is she alright?" he asked, concerned.
Tohru turned around and smiled wearily. "Yes, she'll be fine," she replied. "Where's Kyo?" she asked, suddenly alarmed. "Did he get dust in his eyes, too?"
Yuki shook his head, shrugging. "He'll be fine, probably," he replied, suddenly indifferent.
"Kagura just called," Shigure said, appearing from his office. "She insists she comes over and helps Kyo clean," he deadpanned.
"Oh, dear," Tohru sweatdropped, knowing exactly what kind of trouble they'd be heading for if Kyo-kun and Kagura-san didn't behave. "Uh, I'll go make some tea, then!" she replied, rushing into the kitchen. She filled the kettle with tap water and put it on the stove to boil.
"Tohru-kun," Shigure called out poutingly, waving his fingers at her, "it's nearly lunchtime. Can you please prepare something to eat?" he pleaded, his stomach grumbling.
"Sure!" Tohru said with a bright smile.
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Kagura opened the door and took off her shoes, smiling brightly as she entered the Sohma house. Yuki was there, sweeping the dining room area. "The door was open, so I let myself in," she said in a low voice. She grinned ear to ear. "Where's Kyo!" she giggled school girlishly.
Yuki grinned inwardly as he replied without hesitation, "In his room."
Without another word, Kagura rushed up the stairs. Yuki heard the sliding of Kyo's bedroom door.
"K-Kagura!" Kyo stuttered.
"Kyo!" Kagura exclaimed happily, embracing him. Before he could push her off him, she pulled away and took some type of clothing out of her knapsack. "Look! I made this dress, and I'm going to wear it just for you!" Giggling, Kagura rushed into his room and slammed the door in his face. "No peeking!"
Kyo stood in front of his bedroom door, a bewildered look upon his face. Just about a moment later, his bedroom door opened again, and before he got a chance to get away, Kagura grabbed his arm and pulled him towards her.
"You like it!" she shrieked happily, a wide grin upon her face. It was a light green frilly maid uniform, complete with a tiara and a choker. "I made one for Tohru, too!"
"Uh..." Kyo stuttered.
"ANSWER ME!" she cried, grabbing him by the wrist and twisting his arm behind his back painfully.
At that moment, Tohru knew it was her cue to step in, otherwise the nearly cleaned house would be torn to shreds. "Kagura!" she called from downstairs. "I need help in the kitchen!"
Kagura blinked, releasing Kyo's arm. While he had the chance, he ran downstairs and out of the Sohma house. Kagura wasn't phased. She smiled happily and ran downstairs to greet Tohru. "Tohru!" she cried happily, embracing her. "I made you a dress, Tohru! Come see it first, please?" she asked, stars in her eyes as she pulled Tohru in the direction of the stairs.
"Uh, okay," Tohru said with uncertainty.
They entered Kyo's room and Kagura showed her the maid uniform she had made for her. "Ta-da!" she squealed happily. It was the exact same style, except she made Tohru's a navy blue.
"Wow, Kagura! It's beautiful!"
"Wear it with me!" Kagura pleaded, pouting.
"Okay," Tohru said with a smile. "Just wait for me downstairs while I change."
As soon as Tohru had changed into the dress, she exited Kyo's room to find Kagura standing out in the hall.
Kagura giggled. "I know you told me to wait downstairs, but I was thinking that we could make an entrance!"
Tohru blushed. "A-an entrance?" she asked hesitantly.
"Don't worry! It'll be fun," she reassured her, taking her hand and pulling her downstairs.
Kyo and Yuki were downstairs, minding their own business when Kagura and Tohru came into the room. The two boys turned around and faced them with curious looks on their faces.
With a giggle, Kagura embraced Tohru in a tight hug. Of course, Kyo and Yuki being boys, and also members of the zodiac, reacted to the sudden display of affection between two girls in short, frilly maid uniforms.
They became weak and transformed, sweatdropping, their faces red in embarassment.
Shigure walked in and then promptly walked back into his study. "Teenage boys," he said with an eye roll.