Hello again, everyone! Here we go with another chapter. But I cannot lie, the end of chapter 8 was incredibly rushed. Because of that, the beginning of this chapter will basically be what the end of chapter 8 would have been like if I had had more time. The rest of the chapter will be what was missing from most of this story… Hanky panky galore, male beatings, and the return of a certain fox… Well, I don't want to completely spoil everything, so let's get on with the fan fic!

Also, occasionally, character's will wear different outfits. But usually, since I'm a lazy-ass bastard, they will wear these default outfits.

Summer Outfits

Yamato/Shima: A red t-shirt with black jeans and shoes.

Tokimi: Lime green sleeveless shirt, white, short skirt and sandals.

Rikina: Black, sleeveless dress with a frilly short skirt and knee high boots.

Ami: A plain white dress, no shoes.

Nina: Pink shirt and purple shorts and sandals.

Kimomo: A shrine maiden outfit like Motoko.

Shinobu: Blue t-shirt with a black, long skirt. Wears white apron when cooking.

Kaolla: White sleeveless shirt with white pants.

Sarah: Haruka. That is all.

Ema: Dark green dress. Mwa.

These will be what they are wearing at any given time unless I describe what they are wearing. (or if they are taking a bath, of course… ~.^) So… yeah… XD

WARNING: This chapter may contain offensive humor and mature situations.

Heh heh, I also think I might be pushing the PG-13 limit slightly with this chapter, but I won't tell if you don't… ^_^

~Kouji Tamino

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"Are you serious?!" Shima yelled, jumping out of the newly repaired van. He flinched, and struggled to keep himself standing. "Ow!"

"Yamato!" Naru began, about to run over to him. She stopped herself, however, when she saw Tokimi rush to Shima's side.

"Shima!" Tokimi screamed, trying to help Shima up. "Are you alright?!"

Shima smiled. "Yeah, believe it or not, I've been through worse… Just give me a few days…"

Tokimi smiled back. "Idiot… You just got stabbed a few hours ago… Don't worry me like that again…"

Naru watched this play out and smiled. Keitaro walked up next to her. "From what I've seen so far, I'd say Yamato is in good hands… Wouldn't you say so, Narusegawa?" He looked to his wife and smirked. She simply nodded, still smiling. Keitaro clapped his hands once. "Well, it'll take a few days, but this place should be good as new! I am going to get this place completely renovated!"

Everyone smiled and cheered. Shinobu smiled brightly. "Oh Sempai, we can always count on you!" She then looked to Kimomo. "Oh! Kimomo! Motoko was here a few hours ago!"

Kimomo's eyes widened. "My… mother was here? And I missed her? Damnit! Now I wish that I had stayed here! That entire trip to Kyoto was a waste!"

"It wasn't a complete waste…" Tokimi blushed, looking at Shima. "If anything, it brought us all a little closer together…"

Shima raised an eyebrow. "Er… What now?"

The others face faulted.

~~~

Love Hina Next

Chapter 9: Things Are Just Going Back to Normal…

About a week later, a lone figure in a pair of tan shorts and a sleeveless purple shirt walked up to Hinata House. She ran a hand through her sandy blonde hair. She smiled, her eyes closed in slits, giving her a fox-like appearance… "Heh heh heh… It sure has been a while…" She sweat dropped. "But it looks brand new! What the hell happened?!" She tugged on the big, olive green bag that rest on her shoulder. "Eh, doesn't matter…"

~~~

Keitaro smiled. "Well, it looks like the repairs are just about finished!" Everyone was sitting in the lobby. The entire house looked completely new and shiny, the results rivaling Kanako's renovations to the place. That said, me and Naru have to go now! A little 'private time', y'know how it is…" *ka-pow!*

"Idiot!" Naru screamed, handing the sword scabbard back to a snickering Kimomo. "Don't tell them about that!" She sighed and dragged her unconscious husband out of the building. She looked to everyone and smiled. "Take care, everyone!"

"Seeya!"

"Bye, mom!"

"Bye bye!"

Soon, the van was driving off into .

Tokimi stretched. "Wow, what an exciting Summer! But now I have to get back to my studies…" She began to walk back up to her room, but was quickly yanked back by her collar. "Yeek!"

"Hey, wait…" Shima glared. "You're trying to get into Tokyo U, right?…"

Tokimi nodded. "Yes, that's right…"

"And you're 18?" Shima smiled slightly.

Tokimi got a worried look on her face, hesitated to answer, then finally spoke. "Yes…"

Shima rubbed his chin. "Just as I suspected…" He got a sly look on his face. "You're a 1st year ronin, aren't you?…"

"Hey! It's not my fault!" Tokimi yelled. "There were some problems at home, as you should know!"

Shima laughed. "I know, I'm sorry…" He took a closer look at her face. "Hey…"

Tokimi, still a bit angry, huffed. "What?" she said, a bit too obnoxiously.

Shima leaned in a bit closer. "You got contacts, didn't you?"

Tokimi turned away from him, arms crossed. "…Yeah, what about them?…"

He raised an eyebrow. "Nothing… They just look nice, that's all…"

Tokimi calmed down and smiled slightly, looking back at Shima. "Really?"

Shima smirked. "Yeah. You look much cuter than when you wore those dorky glasses…"

Tokimi glared. "You jerk!" She screamed in his face, giving him a quick knee to the stomach. "Whenever I think you've changed, you just go and prove me wrong!" She huffed and ran up the stairs.

Rikina, who had been watching in a dark corner of the room, made herself known. "Oh boy, Yama-chan… Just when I began warming up to you, you mess things up again…"

"Whoa!" yelled a surprised Shima. "Where the hell did you come from?"

"Never mind that…" Rikina walked over to Shima and gave off a glare that could make a grown man cry. "Listen here, jack-ass… Tokimi is my best friend, and she's had a tough life… You hurt her, and you'll be wishing for me to neuter you…" Rikina turned around quickly and walked up the stairs, leaving a confused Shima.

"My god, no one can take a joke anymore…" Shima sighed, plopping on the couch. "Could this day get any worse?…"

"Um, excuse me?…" a voice said. Shima looked over to the person speaking. It was the infamous Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno. "Young man, is anyone home right now?…" She opened an eye slightly and smiled. "Well if it isn't my godson, Yamato! Hey there!"

Shima raised an eyebrow. "Godmother Mitsune? Is that you?!" He said in surprise. He stood up to get a better look. "It is you!"

"How's it goin'?" Kitsune smiled. "I was just wondering where everyone was, and--"

"Well if you're looking for my parents, they left just a few minutes ago…" Shima explained. "Shinobu and Ami are preparing lunch, Tokimi is probably is her room along with--"

"Oh, alright… " Kitsune interrupted. "Hmmm, I needed to speak with Naru about something, too…"

"Yo!" said a male voice. "Shima, what's up?" Shima and Kitsune looked toward the voice. It was Jin. "Just came here to see how you were doing…" He waved.

"Oh hey, man…" Shima smirked.

Kitsune got a suspicious grin on her face and thought to herself. My, my… I just got an evil, perverted idea in my head… Now if only I could get all the girls in this house to participate… "Oh Shima, I think I'll head upstairs and talk to the girls… I haven't seen them in such a long time…" She giggled, running up the stairs.

"Ooookaaaay…" Shima sweat dropped. He looked to Jin. "So… Do you like show tunes?" Shima was met with a pillow in the face.

~~~

In the kitchen, Shinobu prepared lunch with some help from Ami. "Ami, be a dear and set up the table please?" Ami nodded, and began to search for the plates and silverware. Shinobu smiled and watched her set everything. "Such a good little girl… She really needs to speak, though…" She thought for a moment. "Though recently, she has been making strange little noises… You could call that a start, I guess…" She looked to the stove, then back to Ami. "Maybe I should teach her how to cook…"

~~~

"Oh, that's so baaad…" Kimomo giggled, taking another drink of the bottle of Sake that Kitsune had brought up. Her already flushed cheeks suddenly got redder as she giggled again. "Ooh, what a buzz…"

Kitsune yanked the bottle from her hands, glaring. "Hey, hey! That's enough for you! The last thing we need in here is a drunk samurai chick… Besides, aren't you under age?" Kitsune, Rikina, and Kimomo were all gathered in Tokimi's room, sitting on the floor.

Tokimi was sitting on her futon. She giggled, having also had a few sips of the sauce. "Hee hee… That sounds fun… Plus, Shima would be so confused… It would serve him right for being such a *hic* meanie…"

"Hmph…" Rikina sat up, crossing her arms. "Well count me out… I have more dignity that to whore myself out like that, thank you very much…"

"Awww, it's no fun if it's not all 3 of you going along with it…" Kitsune frowned. "Besides, we're not whoring ourselves out… We're just going to tease them a bit!"

"No way…" Rikina said, shaking her head. "You gals have fun…" She turned around and walked out the door.

Kitsune smirked. "Eh, forget her! We'll make this work out without her!" She looked to Tokimi. "Tokimi!"

"Hm?" Tokimi blinked rapidly.

"You go mess with Shima!"

"Okay!"

"And Kimomo, go get that other boy! I think you said his name was Jin?"

Kimomo smiled. "It will be my pleasure…"

Kitsune rubbed her hands together and cackled manically. "Let the games begin…" She stared at the other bottle of Sake. "Oh what the hell, let's have a few more drinks!"

~~~

"Hey cool, they left the hole!" Shima looked up at the ceiling in his room. Sure enough, that infamous hole was still there. "That's cool…"

"Oh Shiiimaaa…" Tokimi said in a sing song tone from outside Shima's room. "Could you help me with a few things?"

Shima looked towards Tokimi. "Yeah, I guess--- Whaaaaa?!" He stared at Tokimi in her current outfit. She was now wearing a red tube top, black micro-mini skirt, and knee high zip-up boots. She slightly parted her lips, which were now red thanks to lipstick. "Wha-wha-wha?…"

Tokimi pouted. "What? You don't like it?…"

Shima mumbled. "I-I-I like it… Um…" he found himself staring at Tokimi's cleavage. She put her hands around her waist, squishing her breasts together. Shima got a slight nose bleed. "So, um… What is tit-- Er, it!!! It!!! What is it you wanted me to do?!?"

Tokimi giggled. "Follow me…" She turned around and walked out of the room, with poor Shima blindly following. They walked downstairs to the lobby, over to the couch. "I lost something over here and can't seem to get it… See?" She got on her knees and bent down. Her skirt teasingly, slowly rode up and revealed her black, silk, see-through panties. She teasingly waved her butt side to side. She giggled as she heard Shima scream as he ran off. "Wow, that was fun…" She smiled. "He may act tough, but he's just a little boy on the inside…"

~~~

Meanwhile, at about the same time, Jin walked about the balcony, looking at the view. "Wow, this is nice…" He was suddenly hugged from behind. "What the--?!"

"Oh, there you are, Jin…" Kimomo smirked. She licked his ear and giggled. "I missed you…"

"Kimomo!" He yelled, surprised. "Um, hello…"

"You know, from what I've heard of my mother, I am almost nothing like her…" Kimomo explained. "I like boys…"

Jin gulped. "Um, that's good…"

"No… I mean, I really like boys…" She hugged him tighter, her breasts squishing against him through their clothes. Jin began to sweat heavily. Kimomo whispered into Jin's ear. "You know, I'm not wearing anything under here right now…"

"Gyeee?!" Jin squeaked. His nose trickled slightly.

"Oooohweee!" Static said, appearing out of nowhere.

"Static?!" Jin screamed. "What are you doing here?!"

Static shrugged. "I dunno… I just like to see you squeal like a piggy…"

"Oh god, I hate you sometimes…" Jin muttered under his breath.

"Oh, hello there…" Kimomo smiled. "Would you like to join us? Me and your brother were about to make hot, sticky love, but I don't mind a threesome! I especially like it up the--"

Jin quickly slipped out of her grasp. "Okay, that's enough of this! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Static raised an eyebrow and shrugged. He walked away, never to be seen again. …Er, not really.

Kimomo giggled. "He's silly…"

~~~

Shima, running down the hallway, accidentally ran into Rikina, knocking her down. "Sorry!" He managed to stop himself from plowing into Jin. "Jin! Dude! Tokimi is acting really weird!"

Jin grabbed Shima's shoulders. "So is Kimomo!"

"Ow…" Rikina moaned, still on the ground. Shima and Jin looked down to see if she was okay. Their eyes quickly widened as they got a nice look of Rikina's ass, thanks to the black thong that she was wearing…

"Thong!" They both yelled simultaneously. Blood squirted out of their noses, and they quickly stuffed their nasal passages with tissue.

Rikina glared and stood up. "Enough is enough! Look, the reason that the girls are acting so crazy is because Kitsune got them drunk and convinced them to mess with you!"

"Oh, I see…" Shima began. "But what's with the thong? I thought you didn't like me."

"Thong!" Jin screamed, pointing. Shima quickly smacked him in the back of the head. "Ow!"

Rikina huffed. "My choices in underwear are none of your fucking business… Besides, it's hot out…"

"Uh huh…" Shima smirked, crossing his arms.

Rikina glared. "I swear, if you keep messing with me…"

Jin laughed. "What'ya gonna do about it, goth-girl?"

Shima's eyes widened. "Um, Jin…"

Rikina growled. "That's it!" She reached under her skirt and pulled out a BFG (Big Friggin' Gun) "I am going to kill you perverted bastards!"

Jin did a wolf whistle. "Daaamn, you sure are loose, girl…"

Shima's eyes widened even more. "Um, Jin!!!…"

Rikina smiled sadistically, finger on the trigger. "Sayonara, suckers…" Her finger tightened…

Shinobu stepped into the hallway. "Oh, here you all are! Just came to tell you that lunch will be a little late!"

Rikina looked over to Shinobu, and let go of the trigger. "Awww, I'm hungry…" The guys sighed in relief. "Oh, well…" She pulled the trigger, and there was a huge explosion as the guys were blown away. "I wonder if the others are sober now…" She put the BFG away and began walking to her destination.

~~~

Hours later, Shima and Jin finally got back to Hinata House after dragging them selves there. Shima glared at Jin. "You do know that this is all your fault, right?"

"Hey, come on…" Jin frowned.

"I hate you…" Shima glared more.

"Buddy…" Jin whimpered.

"Eh, whatever… Let's go…" Shima motioned towards Hinata House.

"No way, José… If that Rikina chick finds out I'm still alive, she might try to finish the job… Just tell her I landed on an unexploded bomb from World War 2 or something… I'm beat… Seeya, Shima…"

"Erm…" Shima raised an eyebrow and waved. "Seeya…"

~~~

In the hot springs, the girls all took a nice bath and relaxed…

"Pwahahaha!!! Sarah, you should have seen it!" Kitsune giggled, no, burst out in full laughter. "Those poor guys don't know what hit 'em!"

Sarah tried to fight the urge to smile, but failed. "Sounds good… Too bad I missed it."

"Poor Shima, what was I thinking?" Tokimi whimpered. "And now I have a huge hangover…"

Kimomo nodded. "I actually do like Jin… I hope we didn't scare him off…" She held her head. "Ugh, I have a hangover, too…"

Shinobu frowned. "Serves you right for doing that to those poor boys!" She glared at Kitsune. "And you! You know better than that!" Ami nodded in agreement.

Kitsune frowned. "Yeah, I know… I actually feel kind of bad right now…" She looked to Rikina. "But anyway… Rikina! I haven't seen you in a while! Have your breasts gotten any bigger since then?"

Rikina blushed, and sunk under the water slightly. "It is none of your business…"

Kitsune smirked. "C'mon!" She edged towards Rikina. "Let's give 'em a squeeze!"

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"EEEEEEEK!" someone screamed as Shima walked into the house. "Eh? Someone screaming?" He ran to the hot springs and swung open the door. "What is it?! I heard screaming!" His eyes widened as he realized what he had just done. The girls stared back. Ami quickly covered herself with a towel and blushed. Shima gulped. "Um… Sorry?…"

~~~

Jin and Static, walking to their new place in Tokyo, stopped. "Hey…" Jin began.

"Hmm?" Static looked to his brother.

"I could have sworn I just heard Shima scream in excruciating pain…"

"It's all in your head, my brother… Oooohweee!"

~~~

"Ugh, what a day…" Shima slumped into his room. He plopped onto his futon. "I'm gonna be so sore tomorrow…" A plate of food was plopped next to him. "Eh?" He looked up to see Tokimi. "What the hell?…"

"Shinobu made this especially for you…" Tokimi explained. "To make up for today."

"So, I finally get to eat the famous Shinobu's food?…" Shima smirked.

"Yeah… And… I'm sorry for--"

"Forget it… In fact, besides, the beatings, that was probably the best day of my life…"

"Heh, oookaaay…" Tokimi quickly walked out of the room.

Shima looked to the food, grabbed the chopsticks, and took a bite. "…Mmmm…"

From outside Shima's room, Tokimi smiled, then walked up to her room.

End Chapter 9