A/N: READ THE FULL AUTHOR'S NOT THOUROUGHLY! DON'T IGNORE IT! All right, I guess I wasn't clear on this. To be in this, you need to have WRITTEN an SSBM Fic, and it as to 'cut it', so to speak. A non-cut it, for example, is Ask The Pokémon by Blissey. It doesn't matter if it's poorly written or anything, the content is what mattered. In this Fic, Mewtwo's personality was horridly distorted. A cut-it is something good, like The Clow Hatter's Attack of The Sandbags, sadly he hasn't asked to be in, even though I'd like him to be. So, the following people have secured positions with Hats:

Evil Anime Chick-Nana

Edgar-Mr. Game & Watch

Crazy Hand-Pichu (Though I will abbreviating it to C.H. so not to get confused with the actual one)

LilFilipinoGurl-Roy (Yep, you get the disputed territory)

The Skiver-Donkey Kong

Super Beast-Dr. Mario

So there's no confusion, Pelican will recieve the Falco hat, and 'The Kefka Fanatic' will receive...you'll see. So, remaining is really only Popo, cause I promised Jigglyman the Jigglypuff hat and Sana Jisushi the Young Link. Dragonax2k2 will not be in this Fic, well, he will but won't be in for the full time, and will be leaving the Dr. Mario hat for Super Beast, who was supposed to be in first, but now with the re-casting and the large amount of people, I had to find a way to fit him in.

I also had some other arrangements before I put up the chapter I forgot to list, so sorry if anybody's dissapointed, but Popo's all that's left. Crowd in if you want it! And don't worry if someone's already asked for Popo, it's a very complex system to pick people. But you MUST supply your age. *Goes over to the names* Eenie meenie minie moe, catch a tiger by the toe...JUST KIDDING! Ok, here's chapter two.

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"I don't beleive it...innocent people are going to die, and it's because of me..." BlueMage15 sat down at her computer again.

"It's not your fault, Kim. You couldn't help it" Replied the voice of AMM. "I am back online and restored, and have set up an anti-virus against the Universal GameCube. Is there anything I could do right now?"

"Yes..." BlueMage15 replied. "E-mail Dr. Nick"

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"Ok, so what's the big news?" Dr. Nick asked as he entered a room. He was wearing a red t-shirt, black shorts with white lining on the sides yet strangely still his boots, and less strangely his sunglasses as well.

"I beat the game with Luigi again!" Platinum K replied happily. He was wearing a white visor on his head, and somewhat long blue shorts. He had on a black shirt with real short sleeves.

"Err...you called me for THAT?!" Dr. Nick yelled. "AGAIN?!"

"Of course" Replied Platinum K. Ever since being Luigi, he had an obsession to be him more often, even if he no longer had his head. "I beat the game with Luigi--"

"Fourteen times very easy, twelve times easy, fifteen times normal thirteen of which had Crazy Hand, fourteen times hard and nine times very hard. I KNOW"

"No, I beat it again on very hard!" Platinum K replied proudly. "That's ten times"

"Err...can I check my mail?" Asked Dr. Nick, sitting down at a computer in Platinum K's room.

"Go ahead" Replied Platinum K.

Dr. Nick clicked into AOL.Com and opened his mail. "Oh dear sweet mother of God...this is definitley not good"

"What's up?" Asked Platinum K, walking over towards the computer table.

Dr. Nick began to narrate the mail. "It's from Kim. She said 'You have to help! I've been tricked into releasing Ganondorf, the Smash Brothers are back from the grave! They're going to take over the world, you have to locate all the other authors! I know it sounds nuts but please! I've sent this mail to you because you know everyone else best, being the first one there. I have a plan but I'm not sure it will work. Please reply! Signed, Saeahm Kim aka BlueMage15'"

"Whoa" Platinum K was in a bit of awe. "I can't beleive this"

"Well, I beleive this" Dr. Nick clicked out of the website. "We're going to have to get some way to have everyone work together to beat them, and it's not going to be a walk in the park"

"But fifteen of us aren't going to be able to take on twenty-six Smash Brothers" Platinum K replied. He went under his bed. "Plus, I put my hat here before it dissapeared, and do you see any--" He took his hand out, and right in his hand was the Luigi hat that he had received in the Super Smash Brothers Melee world. "Oh God...WHOA!"

Dr. Nick had his Captain Falcon helmet on. "What can I say, I loved having the helmet" Dr. Nick shrugged. "I guess we have our powers back again. I wonder if it happened to the others..."

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"Ah..." Akie lay on a beach chair on the beach. She had her eyes closed, just taking in the good day. "I love the beach. The warm air, the sand, the sun, the water...the...oh crap there's something on my head!" She opened her eyes and took off her sunglasses. She reached for whatever was on her head and pulled it off. "What...Zelda's headdress. But it can't be..."

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Grey Fox was playing Star Fox Adventures on his GameCube. "All right I am so gonna finally clear the last stage! I've been working for weeks and I'm finally gonna--AH! I'm blind!" Grey Fox dropped the controller and pulled the hat off his face. "Yes, I got my Fox cap back!" The screen flashed Game Over right after a ship was attacked. "NOOOO!"

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Tim333 took a long sip of tea. He was sitting all fancy, with his pinky sticking out. "Ah, I do so love having a spot of tea around noon"

"I say, brother" A little girl of about ten, dressed in fancy clothing as well, across the table looked out at Tim. "You have a sock on your head"

"Sock? That is absurd, Molly, why would I--" Tim333 saw the bottom of the Link cap droop down in front of his face. "Oh dear God"

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"Hmm..." BlueMage15 looked at her screen again. "Well, I know one other thing I can do. AMM, go into the Universal GameCube"

"Right away" The computer screen went into view of the Universal GameCube section in which the fighters appeared.

"Oh, you" Mewtwo flew into the front of the screen. "What is it you want?"

"I expect a hat" BlueMage15 looked into the screen, grinning a bit. "I know more about you than anyone else, no matter how strange it may seem, and I know that you'll always keep your word"

"Er...fine" Mewtwo replied.

"Gimme Kirby...and I want more for one of my friend"

"Couldn't hurt" Mewtwo shrugged.

"Are you stupid?!" Bowser shook Mewtwo. "You can't do something like that! More hats means more enemies!"

"Relax" Mewtwo pushed Bowser away. "Ok, what do you want, little girl?"

"I want you to send a Mario hat to my friend Cybat, he deserves it"

"Fine" With that a small hat appeared in BlueMage15's lap. "Wait, this isn't going to make me round, is it? If that's the case then--"

"No, you don't catch the roundness. This is for moves only, not brain power..." Mewtwo replied. "Otherwise the kid who has my powers would be taking over the world, his mind would be so greed-driven"

"I see...well, you better send the hat" And with that she signed off. Her image quickly appeared again. "And I'm BlueMage15, not Kim, so there" The screen faded back to the normal screen. "Now, Erim, Reanda and Cybat should be a good team...AMM, open e-mail" Blue Anime stated.

"Yes, right away" Replied the computer.

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"Now what made you do that?" Asked Donkey Kong angrily. "Now we have more stupid kids with powers to put up with"

"Give me a break, you're so weak" Mewtwo laughed. "When I get out of here, Kim, or should I say "Blue Anime"" He did the quotes with his fingers. "Will be the first one I hunt down and kill. A little fun for me. You and everyone else are too weak to bother testing your strength, but I am always out for new challenges"

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"They're back...well I'm already prepared" Reanda reached for her Marth cap. She was wearing a light red vest over a white shirt. She had on a gray skirt which went a bit past her knees and a pair of sandals. "It's time I'm involved in this...but how? Well, I think I better get preparing"

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"Ha, figures, they always want revenge" The Kefka Fanatic grinned. She moved her hair out of her eyes and stood up, so it was possible to see she was wearing a whole lot of black clothing. "I'll take this challenge and then some...if only I wasn't stuck with this stupid Falco hat. Better bring the old knife"

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"What the..." In a house in Philidelphia a boy of about fifteen years of age or so was sitting at his computer, FanFiction.Net the current website open. He was wearing jeans, which was somewhat unusual during the current heat wave the country was going through. He had on a green t-shirt and black sneakers. On his lap lay a Mario hat. "Whoa...I guess Saeahm wasn't kidding. Guess I got Mario powers now. He put on the hat, and a glow started around him, as the powers filled him for the first time. A second passed, and he stood up, laughing a bit. "I am Cybat the great, Super Mario- powered! Wait, that sounded a little corny..oh well. All right...back to this War Fic..."

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"Hmm...that stupid green-white house definitley has someone in it" Ganondorf was holding Ness' yo-yo, which had a pretty short white line, pointing towards the house. "Time I find one of my Super Smash Brothers" Ganondorf raised one fist and pounded the window, then dashed in.

"WHAT THE CRAP?!" Exclaimed Dr. Nick.

"That Saeahm Kim girl was right, they are real!" Platinum K took a step back, but remembering his hat dashed back forward. "Come on, we ain't afraid of you!"

"Yeah, it's two against one, we'll fight!" Dr. Nick was confident in his abilities, as was Platinum K. They went into fighting poses, facing Ganondorf.

"But it isn't two against one anymore!" Ganondorf held out one foot and quickly dashed past them, his body glowing blackish-purple. They noticed just then that the GameCube was glowing blue-white.

"He's going for the GameCube!" Gasped Platinum K, pointing at Ganondorf. "We gotta stop him, I can't lose my cube!"

"Got him!" Having new enhanced speed, Dr. Nick tackled Ganondorf. Although he was a big guy, his size was no match for the six-foot tall monster. Ganondorf tossed Dr. Nick across the room, causing him to crash into Platinum K's bookshelves. Several dozen novels, comic books and adequete-sized books crashed onto him. "Ouch"

"GREEN MISSILE!" Platinum K launched himself into Ganondorf's gut. Although Ganondorf stumbled, Platinum K stumbled more, and before he could get up found himself being stomped by a double-booted stomp on the back, leaving him writhing in pain.

"Once..." Ganondorf clicked the on button. He paused for a few seconds then clicked the white twice. A blast of blue-white light engulfed the area.

"No way!" Gasped Dr. Nick, pushing the books off him. "Come on, let's try to stop that thing!" Platinum K nodded and the two dashed over, trying to hold the console together. But with a big bang peices went flying everywhere, as a shape began to form. "It's...it's B-b-bow b-b-bow b-b-b-b- Bowser!"

"You sound like rappers" Bowser commented. He stomped to the floor. "Time I crush you guys...wait, I know you guys!"

"Yes, and we know you" Platinum K replied, his eyss narrowing. "And I'm afraid you're not going to release anyone else?"

"Is that so?" Bowser took a step forward. "Well, you'll have to beat us first. Are you strong enough for hand to hand combat against both of us?"

"Bring it on!" Dr. Nick commanded. The two of them dashed towards Bowser and Ganondorf, fists raised. "Time to take you out!" He dashed at Ganondorf, aiming quick punches at him. Ganondorf was able to move out of the way of all of them.

Platinum K stood back and began to shoot fireballs at Bowser. Bowser used his Fire Breath quickly. The burning red and yellow flames quickly got rid of the green ones and soon the floor had catched fire.

"Ah crap, my house!" Platinum K dashed at Bowser angrily, and grabbed him by the horns. With that he moved towards the doorway. "Let me show you to the DOOR!" He smashed Bowser right into the door, but the attack accomplished no more than breaking the wooden thing in half. "Uh oh..."

"Heh heh heh" Bowser grabbed Platinum K by his sides. He held up the young man and slammed his horns into his side. Bowser didn't take his horns out of Platinum K until he tossed him to the ground, leaving him bleeding with two large gashes in his side.

"Falcone...PUNCH!" Dr. Nick leapt at Ganondorf, aiming a Falcon Punch. Ganondorf slid out of the way with a quick Guerdo Dragon.

"I'll show you how to do that attack!" Ganondorf yelled. Bowser went over and grabbed Dr. Nick by his arms, holding his arms behind his back. Ganondorf pulled his elbow backwards. "Augh....AGH!" Without any place to run, the slow-moving attack hit Dr. Nick straight across the face. Bowser let go of him.

"Oh..." Groaned Dr. Nick. The attack had clearly given him a black eye, which could be partially seen through the helmet. Blood started to pour slowly from his mouth, leaving a small puddle of blood around his head as he hit the floor face-down. The two lay there, near-unconcious while the house around them burned.

"They're not going to live through that" Chuckled Bowser. The two villains walked towards one wall. Bowser forcefully bashed his head into the structure, cracking a huge hole for the two villains the leave.

"That's...what they think" Dr. Nick managed to grin through the pain, standing up. His voice was somewhat strained. "Hey, P.K are you all right?"

"Fine, but we need a lot of help..." Platinum K groaned. "I know a couple more people. Let's head to your house, and I'll e-mail them"

"Good idea" Dr. Nick nodded.

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"I wish they'd hurry up and release someone who's not a villain..." Complained Popo, who was pacing around a rock, Nana on the same one.

"Looks like they got someone" Mewtwo pointed towards Mr. Game and Watch, who was starting to glow with the bright blue glow.

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"How convinent, the next one was only a few houses away!" Ganondorf laughed as Mr. Game and Watch came out with a pop. It appeared nobody was home.

"Hello, Mr. Game and Watch, glad you could make it" Chuckled Bowser. "We're still stuck on Long Island, New York...but we'll get out of here soon enough to get the rest of us"

"Beep" Agreed Mr. Game and Watch. "Click beep beep boop click beep beep boop beep click?"

"Hm...you're right. We would cover more ground that way" Ganondorf pondered aloud. "Ok, Mr. Game and Watch, go left, Bowser, go right. I'll try to contact Mewtwo so he can give you guys directions all right?"

"Fine by me"

"Bleep"

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"Erim...Reanda...Cybat. I hope you guys will be coming" BlueMage15 picked up her hat and stood up. "Because I'm coming, and I know Dr. Nick will be rallying up his troops!"

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"You know that I'm rallying up my troops--as soon as I recover from this internal bleeding. Ow" Groaned Dr. Nick as he sat down on the computer in his own house, Platinum K behind him.

"Take it easy" Platinum K told him. "Listen, I'll start sending E- mails to everyone, and calling others" He cleared his throat. "We're going to win this now!"

"Don't forget...Master Gamer" Dr. Nick grinned, a strange look came to his face.

Platinum K rolled his eyes. "You know, you really bug me sometimes. Well, let's start to get them back! There's war coming, and we'll make those Smashers surrender!"

"Yes, we can't let our defeat go in vain" Dr. Nick shook his head. "I think we should get going.

Platinum K grinned. "Our defeat...is our victory"

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PREVIEW OF NEXT EPISODE

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Dr. Nick: Hey everyone, brilliant author Dr. Nick is here! Well, both Kim--

BlueMage15: BlueMage15 now!

Dr. Nick: Right right, BlueMage15, and I are both doing our best to get everyone together to stop this. Unfortunatley, Ganondorf, Bowser and Mr. Game and Watch are all working to get their own kind out! Before we can stop it Captain Falcon, Dr. Mario and Donkey Kong are out and running, and then THOSE six are going to find someone!

Platinum K: Well, that stinks.

Dr. Nick: You're darned right. My invitation to the authors is the vital thing...they must come. What, Platinum K, you have connections?

Platinum K: Got some friends of my own.

Dr. Nick: The team meets up and prepares to fight, while some new authors begin to come and fight along with us! The authors with the magical hats get rocking and rolling, next time on Take The Place 2: "Assemble The Army". You better get ready!