"So who are your friends?" Platinum K asked with crossed arms as Dr. Nick
typed away at his computer.
"Well, I know a few authors I'm on good terms with who we haven't met in that place..." Dr. Nick went into FanFiction.Net. "Here's one--Evil Anime Chick. I also know some other people, like Pelican, Jigglyman, Super Beast, Edgar...they'll help"
"But they can't without hats" Platinum K reminded him. "Even the weakest Smasher Hat is stronger than any of their punches, the slowest Smasher Hat is faster than any of their dashes. And I've done the proper research"
"But we have two people to help" Dr. Nick held up two fingers. "Those people are BlueMage15, and Crono12345"
"How would they help?"
"BlueMage15 just got the Kirby hat, giving her the power to duplicate. Crono12345 has Mewtwo's powers, he can use them to alter the Kirby Hats into Smasher Hats, so we can give the powers to the others. Now that our little 'friends' are out, it's only a matter of time until more of them come, and we take their powers"
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Somewhere in Arizona, Crono12345 had a similar idea. He donned his Mewtwo cap. "All right now...here I go!" With a flash of light he dissapeared.
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Culex576 was practicing with his Bowser hat, apparently. The hairstyle he had and the flames he breathed to burn up targets made this evident. Crono12345 appeared behind him. Culex576 turned around.
"Crono?" Culex576 gasped. "What are you doing here? Oh, I see you've gotten your hat back"
Crono12345 nodded. "Yes...I think you should know what this means, right?"
"No..." Culex576 shook his head, causing Crono12345 to fall over, Anime style.
"It means that a Smasher has appeared again!" Replied Crono12345. "Having Mewtwo's powers, I can see things normal people can't...I have more power than most other people with the Smasher Hats do"
"So that means we're gonna have to beat them?" Culex576 looked more determined now.
"Yes, I think we shall rally the--" Crono12345 was interrupted by a cell phone. He reached into his pocket and picked it up. "Hello, Crono12345?"
"Crono, it's Akie" Replied the voice in the phone. "The hats are back..."
"Yes, I know..." Crono12345 spoke clearly into his phone. "I am heading over to gather everyone using my Teleportation. That is why you called me?"
"Yes, it was" Replied Akie. "I just wanted to say that you don't need to get me, because I'll use my Faore's Wind to transport people"
"That's great, saves me some work" Crono12345 gave a smile. "Tell me who to pick up and we'll arrange our plans. By the way, speaking of plans, how about you and me--yes, I see" His face became somewhat annoyed, causing Culex576 to laugh a bit.
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BlueMage15 sat desperately at her computer, waiting for the answer from anyone at all. "Nobody's answering...why not, why not?"
"You've got one answer" Came a voice. BlueMage15 spun around to see- "Akie?"
"Yeah" Akie nodded. "I just arranged something with Crono12345, you know, the Mewtwo-guy, and we're going to pick up everyone so we can get to the bottom of this"
"You don't need to" BlueMage15 informed her. "I already know the answer...the real Mewtwo is getting all of the Smashers into our world...and they could be coming out every second"
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"Boop boop click beep beep click click boop" Mr. Game and Watch stood waiting as another GameCube began to glow and slowly pop. With a huge bang Donkey Kong stumbled out.
"Yes...finally" Donkey Kong stretched his arms. "Y-y-y-y-y-yo,ya know he's finally here, performing for you--"
"Beep boop click click!" Mr. Game and Watch put his hands over his head, where his ears would be.
"Point taken" Replied Donkey Kong angrily.
"Hey, what are you doing?!" A somewhat tall young man, about fourteen years old entered. His eyes were a shade of green and his hair was dark brown. He had on a baseball jersey and grayish pants. His eyes were open in shock. "Wha-what the?! Smash Brothers?! REAL Smash Brothers?! Oh crap, Dr. Nick was telling the truth!"
"I know who you are" Donkey Kong recognized him. "You're that Edgar kid. Ya know, Captain Falcon originally wanted to grab you but the Master Hand rejected the bill"
"Well, I'll show you why I SHOULD have came!" Edgar dashed towards Mr. Game and Watch.
"BEEP!" Mr. Game and Watch formed his head into a helmet and bashed Edgar, sending him crashing to the floor.
"Hah" Donkey Kong laughed. "Without a Smasher hat you don't even stand a minuscule chance against us"
"Smasher Hat...how can I get one?" Edgar still held his stomach in pain. He got to his feet and faced them.
"You're on your own there" Donkey Kong punched a window. "I don't care about you, and no more authors with powers are needed. Let's go, Game and Watch" And the two of them escaped through the destroyed window.
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"I see the good Doctor returns, eh Doc?" Ganondorf stood with arms crossed as Dr. Mario got to his feet, previously being in the kneeling position.
Dr. Mario nodded in reply. "Mmmhmm...looks like it's time to get a little revenge, huh?"
"No, not yet" Ganondorf shook his head. "You remember what Mewtwo said, we have to wait until we're all out before we get into duels with them"
"He-a never said that" Replied Dr. Mario, a bit doubtfully.
"Well, he said it in similar words" Replied Ganondorf hastily. He pointed towards an unconscious young girl who was on the ground. "Let's get out before that girl realizes what's going on...we can't be known to the world, not yet"
"I agree" Dr. Mario nodded.
Ganondorf picked up a walkie-talkie. "Ganon the Cannon to B-Dragon, B- Dragon, do you read?"
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"This is B-Dragon here, read ya loud and clear, Ganon the Cannon" Replied Bowser, speaking into his own walkie talkie. "The big, skinny, stupid doof-- I mean Captain Falcon is out here and safe"
"Hey, I heard that" Growled Captain Falcon. "I am not big or stupid or a doof. I am skinny but..."
"And the kid with the GameCube?" Ganondorf asked sternly.
"Uh...it's not a kid, it was a 39-year old man" Bowser tried to holdback some laughing. "But Captain Falcon did his "Falcon Kick" and got him right out of the way"
"Don't forget that I told him to show me his moves!" Captain Falcon reminded Bowser, while speaking into the walkie-talkie at the same time.
"He doesn't have to, I heard you, Falcon" Ganondorf opened the door to the outside. He wasn't going to be so rude this time. "Doc and I are leaving now, so all six of you find more people. Signing off"
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"So who should we find now?" Asked BlueMage15 looking into the computer.
"Well, we arranged it this way--Crono is going to pick up Culex576, Tim333, Razor Osaka, dragonax2k2, Blade Malfoy, that's Sarie Cigam, China Girl and Houou. I'm going to get you, the Kefka Fan, that's Erim, Dr. Nick, Platinum K, Master Gamer, Reanda, Grey Fox...I think that's everyone"
"No" BlueMage15 shook her head. "We need to stop and get Cybat the Mario hat, so he can help us fight"
"No way, if Mewtwo wants us to perish why's he giving people Smasher Hats?" Akie asked.
"Who knows..." BlueMage15 replied. "Who knows?"
"Well, let's get going" Akie held out one arm towards BlueMage15. "Put one hand on my arm and we can go pick up everyone. BlueMage15 nodded and held onto Akie's arm. "Faore's Wind!"
----Laterish----
"Well, looks like we're all here..." Observed Blade Malfoy as Akie appeared with one last person, Cybat, with the Mario Hat on his head. They were all waiting outside of a large stadium, 'Shea Stadium' written on the side. "Except China Girl's not here..."
"She said she'd be here soon" Replied Akie. "She said she'd be a little while, she wanted to have a little fun first"
----Earlierish----
"Who'dve thought I hid this here" China Girl opened a closet in her bathroom and slipped out a small shoebox. She opened it to reveal her special red cap.
"Hey, I need the bathroom! Hurry up!" Came a loud, deep voice from outside which must have been China Girl's dad, pounding at the door.
"Hm...should I go or not?" China Girl pondered aloud.
"That's it, I'm getting my crowbar! You've been there too long!"
"Well, I guess I should go. P.K Thunda!" China Girl put her hands to the cap after donning it and shot a beam of thunder to break the window and open a bit of a smaller hole outside of it. With that she climbed out.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!" The large man, also known as China Girl's dad, opened the door with his blue crowbar, only to see nobody there. "Huh?"
----Laterish (again)----
"Hey, who's the guy with the Mario hat?" Asked Razor Osaka, pointing at Cybat.
"This is my friend, Cybat" BlueMage15 introduced him. "Cybat: everyone, everyone: Cybat"
"You're Cybat?" Dr. Nick asked, a bit surprised.
"Sure am" Cybat nodded.
"Why you..." Dr. Nick went over and shook Cybat by the collar of his shirt. "How can you blatantly add in Shadow and Knuckles with Sonic and Tails but disclude Dr. Eggman and Rouge?!"
"Hey, come on, he's helping us, don't do that" Houou commented. Everyone looked to her, but Dr. Nick just continued after a second.
"That Fic would have been awesome if you included the rest of the Dark Team!" Dr. Nick continued to shake Cybat. "Knuckles is a loser and Shadow is nothing, if you include those two why not the others?!"
Platinum K had no choice but to drag Dr. Nick away before he put Cybat in a coma. "Ok, so now what are we going to do?"
"No..." China Girl began. "I can sense 26 strong powers have entered our realm...there's only one explanation...the Smashers are all here!"
"Oh crap!" Yelled Grey Fox. "Now what are we going to do? We're outnumbered, they have 26, we have 17! That's a nine-person advantage"
"You're right...if we try to fight them now we're doomed..." Reanda, Imperial Kai pondered aloud.
"There's no need" dragonax2k2 pointed to a television. "Look"
"And witnesses say that it was none other than video game characters, no joke, living characters that entered California and began destruction right off" A person announced in front of the screen, as in the background could be seen Bowser burning everything, Mewtwo using his Psychic powers to cause total mayhem and Samus using her artillery of weapons to blow everything to pieces.
"No!" Master Gamer yelled. "This can't happen!"
"Representatives of the world are currently meeting to decide what to do, for in three short hours, two states have already been brought to the point of near destruction"
"Two states?!" Exclaimed Tim333. "How in the bloody hell could they do something like that in such short time?!"
A meeting appeared on screen, with all of the world leaders seated around a long, oak table. George W. Bush was at the top, banging is gavel.
"All right, all right, settle down now" He started. "The board recognizes Fidel Castro, Dictator of Cuba" Bush pointed his gavel towards the Cuban dictator.
"Now...I'm not one to blame..." Castro began, standing up and pacing back and forth. "But I'd have to say that this is the fault of Ryutaro Hashimoto! Him and his country's stupid Nintendo company!"
"Hey, he's right!" Outbursted Jacques Chirac, president of France. He pointed a finger towards the prime minister of Japan. "It is customary to blame zee president, or prime minister, of zee country who originated zee new trouble!"
"But I..." Hashimoto took a step back as the people got up from their seats and started moving towards him.
"Let's kick his fanny!" Yelled Tony Blair, prime minister of Great Britian, holding up an arm.
"Yeah!" The top leaders of all countries immediatley leapt on the Japanese president and all that could be heard was the beating being given, before the television went back to it's regularly schedules programming.
"Crap..." Flatly commented The Kefka Fan. "That guy's in big trouble..."
"They just entered California" Began Tim333. "Then that means that it will take more than an hour and a half before they can finish tearing through the state and get to the next. But...I think by the end of tommorow they will probably have control of the entire country"
"No way!" Culex576 interrupted. "The Germans took 10 days to conquer Czechoslovakia, a group of 26 people can't take over the United States in a fifth...of a fifth...of that time! Or something like that..."
"Nerd" Cybat chuckled under his breath.
"I heard that!" Barked Culex576.
"Well, the thing is...we need new Smasher Hats" BlueMage15 walked into the middle of the group. "Dr. Nick and I worked a plan...me and Crono here will be able to duplicate the Hats...but we need someone who knows how to use the hats better than anyone...we need..."
"Gamers?" Master Gamer asked.
"Review guys?" dragonax2k2 asked as well.
"Uh...bus drivers?" Blade Malfoy shrugged.
"No, authors" Her face became a bit annoyed. "Hey, whatever happened to that Somebody guy, anyway?
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"Hey, B-Dragon" Ganon "The Cannon" pointed over to another part of the town. People were hurt on the ground, things were burning and destroyed...it looked as if a war was happening. A familiar 10-year old short and fat kid was eating a huge bag of donuts. "Isn't that the smelly lunatic who was in our dimension?"
"Sure was" Replied Bowser. He dashed over and picked up Somebody by his arms and growled. "Ok, you, tell us where the rest of you author swine are! We ripped through two states and haven't found them!"
"I HATE PIKACHU!" He exclaimed, spitting some donuts pieces and powder into Bowser's face and chest.
"ERR" Bowser put his hand into Somebody's chest and ripped down his shirt, causing blood to pour out. "Tell me now! The sooner we have the authors the sooner we can leave this earth!"
"I HATE PIKACHU I HATE PIKACHU!" He continued to yell.
"Looks like he ain't talkin" Ganondorf pointed out the obvious.
"You bet...I guess I'll just show him the Death Headbutt..." Bowser posed his head to the side and began to charge some energy.
"Why do you call it the Death Headbutt?" Ganondorf scratched his red haired head a few times.
Bowser smashed his horned head into Somebody's face. A large amount of human anatomy immediatley hit the ground, followed by some blood. "That's why" Bowser hissed, pointing a finger at the ground. Ganondorf winced. Bowser opened his mouth, causing flames to gush out until he burned what was left of Somebody's body that was in his head, straight into nothing but a pile of ash that was on the ground. And right by it was a Smasher hat.
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"Ah!" China Girl exclaimed. "I sense a Smasher hat...but nobody to guide it! And a Smasher...has it!"
"I have a plan" Crono12345 told them. "Master Gamer, come with me, you have speed and quickness. You too, Culex, you can use your strength" The two of them nodded and came over. Each put a hand on Crono12345's hand and with a flash of light dissapeared.
They appeared in the burning town, where the Smashers were breaking everything. It was quite the disgusting sight, second time around, although it was the first for them. They looked and saw Bowser holding the Jigglypuff hat.
"Now, let's move!" Crono12345 quickly shot a spell at Bowser from behind. Bowser stood there, bumbling. Crono12345 snatched the hat. "Got it!"
"No, you don't!" Ganondorf quickly dashed with a shoulder-tackle to send Crono12345 crashing into the wall. The Jigglypuff hat went flying into the air in front of Ganondorf.
"Mine" Master Gamer dashed by, snatching the hat. Ganondorf growled.
"Red light!" Donkey Kong picked up Master Gamer and latched her to his back. He carried her over, grabbed the Jigglypuff hat and gave her a good toss.
"RAWR!" Culex576 leapt up and used Bowser Bomb to send Donkey Kong smashing into the building. He snatched the Jigglypuff hat. "I got it!" Crono12345 floated over, as Master Gamer dashed to them. He teleported them away with the Jigglypuff hat before the Smashers could do much anything else.
"DAMN THEM!" Roared Bowser. "Those were three of the authors, and now they got the Jigglypuff hat! Now what do we do?!
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"Phew...we're safe" Master Gamer gave a sigh of relief. "Well, we got the Jigglypuff hat, but what do we do now?"
"We wait for who to give it to" Dr. Nick replied. "I told a few friends to come here...but in the meantime, Blue Anime, Crono, can you two get the hats for the rest of the Smashers?"
"Sure thing" BlueMage15 replied. "It'll be tough but we can do it"
"Yeah" Crono12345 nodded.
"Wait" Interrupted China Girl. "Uh, I invited my cousin, Tisay. She wants to fight too and I think she'd make use of the Sheik hat...can you get it for her too?"
"That sounds fine. Might take a little longer, but ok" BlueMage15 took a step forward. "Let's go now"
"Right" Crono12345 smiled a bit and the two dissapeared.
With that a bus pulled up. Out of the bus stepped a young man who seemed to be about fifteen or so. He was light-skinned, like someone from a Central European country, such as Germany or Czechoslovakia. His hair was brown and short. Not spiky, but in the upwards pattern. He was rather tall, standing higher than a lot of the others. His eyes were brown, like his hair, and he was kind of skinny.
"Hello, people" The guy introduced himself. "I'm Pelican...am I in the right place?" He took a look around at the large group wearing Smasher hats.
"Sure are" Dr. Nick walked up to him and extended a hand. "Dr. Nick, nice to meet ya"
Pelican shook his hand. "Wow...those hats. You mean all of that--"
"You mean you were in doubt?" Platinum K spoke seriously to Pelican. "To openly say that the whole thing never happened, or to not beleive us, would be practically denying our existence. It's like saying the Holocaust never happened"
"Wow...sorry" Pelican replied. "But what did you call me here for?"
"Cause we need some more people on the Smasher force" Razor Osaka went over and snatched The Kefka Fan's Falco hat.
"Hey!"
"Here ya go, I know you wanted this" He handed Pelican the Falco hat.
"So this gives me all of Falco's powers?" Pelican asked, observing the Smasher hat.
"You're bloody right" Tim333 told him.
"Hey, I guess I'm with you guys, too" Another male walked over. He was average looking, more or less like the rest of the people there. It would seem that he got off the same bus at Pelican had. "I'm Jigglyman"
"Then I suppose this is for you" Culex576 tossed the Jigglypuff hat to Jigglyman. "Use it in good health, will ya?"
"I don't think I need to ask what this does...I know after hearing your stories about the Smashers and Magical Hats and stuff" Jigglyman grinned and put the hat on his head. Two Jigglypuff ears sproinged out. "Heh heh heh...I am Jigglyman! The only man with the powers of Jigglypuff! Whoa, this is awesome, I can hardly contain myself!"
"Well, you'll need to, Jigglyman" Began dragonax2k2. "Because we got a heck of a mission coming up"
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PREVIEW OF NEXT EPISODE
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Dr. Nick: Hey everyone, it's Dr. Nick! Well, we've gotten everyone ready now! Twenty-six of us are ready to fight! Bring it on, Smashers! We're going to kick your oversized, video-game butts! And especially me, cause I'm the world's ultimate life--
Houou: You bet we're going to kick tail!
Dr. Nick: Go away! Anyways, as I was saying before I was so rudely--
Cybat: You're darn right we're gonna win this!
Dr. Nick: GO AWAY! ALL OF YOU! OUT! As I was saying...so Mewtwo, you're the self-proclaimed Smasher leader, huh? Well, I self-proclaim myself the leader of this! Hey, we got something in common! None of the people we lead want us to be leader! Anyway, hey Crono, gimme that hat! I'll be the Mewtwo representative! I'll intrust the Captain Falcon cap to Culex576, and you'll take Bowser's powers! The battle begins next time, on Take The Place 2: The Cavalry Is Here! You better get ready!
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All right, that's that. I still need a representative for the Popo hat. I wanted to put you in, Podimon, but I need someone who's thirteen, because Evil Anime Chick, who will be Nana, is thirteen, and I need both Ice Climber reps to be 13. And, since the Kefka Fan wants out, I'm going to kill her off with Pikachu and Pichu next chapter, and that would free up the Peach hat, which I was going to give her. So, Popo and Peach are still there. And I NEED someone with them by next chapter. The only restrainments for them (besides having a successful SSBM Fic) is that for Popo you need to be 13, or if failing that, older, and for Peach you MUST be a girl! As strange as it sounds, I have a feeling I would have gotten at least one male to request the Peach hat.
Edit: Fixed STUPID editing mistakes I forgot before.
"Well, I know a few authors I'm on good terms with who we haven't met in that place..." Dr. Nick went into FanFiction.Net. "Here's one--Evil Anime Chick. I also know some other people, like Pelican, Jigglyman, Super Beast, Edgar...they'll help"
"But they can't without hats" Platinum K reminded him. "Even the weakest Smasher Hat is stronger than any of their punches, the slowest Smasher Hat is faster than any of their dashes. And I've done the proper research"
"But we have two people to help" Dr. Nick held up two fingers. "Those people are BlueMage15, and Crono12345"
"How would they help?"
"BlueMage15 just got the Kirby hat, giving her the power to duplicate. Crono12345 has Mewtwo's powers, he can use them to alter the Kirby Hats into Smasher Hats, so we can give the powers to the others. Now that our little 'friends' are out, it's only a matter of time until more of them come, and we take their powers"
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Somewhere in Arizona, Crono12345 had a similar idea. He donned his Mewtwo cap. "All right now...here I go!" With a flash of light he dissapeared.
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Culex576 was practicing with his Bowser hat, apparently. The hairstyle he had and the flames he breathed to burn up targets made this evident. Crono12345 appeared behind him. Culex576 turned around.
"Crono?" Culex576 gasped. "What are you doing here? Oh, I see you've gotten your hat back"
Crono12345 nodded. "Yes...I think you should know what this means, right?"
"No..." Culex576 shook his head, causing Crono12345 to fall over, Anime style.
"It means that a Smasher has appeared again!" Replied Crono12345. "Having Mewtwo's powers, I can see things normal people can't...I have more power than most other people with the Smasher Hats do"
"So that means we're gonna have to beat them?" Culex576 looked more determined now.
"Yes, I think we shall rally the--" Crono12345 was interrupted by a cell phone. He reached into his pocket and picked it up. "Hello, Crono12345?"
"Crono, it's Akie" Replied the voice in the phone. "The hats are back..."
"Yes, I know..." Crono12345 spoke clearly into his phone. "I am heading over to gather everyone using my Teleportation. That is why you called me?"
"Yes, it was" Replied Akie. "I just wanted to say that you don't need to get me, because I'll use my Faore's Wind to transport people"
"That's great, saves me some work" Crono12345 gave a smile. "Tell me who to pick up and we'll arrange our plans. By the way, speaking of plans, how about you and me--yes, I see" His face became somewhat annoyed, causing Culex576 to laugh a bit.
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BlueMage15 sat desperately at her computer, waiting for the answer from anyone at all. "Nobody's answering...why not, why not?"
"You've got one answer" Came a voice. BlueMage15 spun around to see- "Akie?"
"Yeah" Akie nodded. "I just arranged something with Crono12345, you know, the Mewtwo-guy, and we're going to pick up everyone so we can get to the bottom of this"
"You don't need to" BlueMage15 informed her. "I already know the answer...the real Mewtwo is getting all of the Smashers into our world...and they could be coming out every second"
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"Boop boop click beep beep click click boop" Mr. Game and Watch stood waiting as another GameCube began to glow and slowly pop. With a huge bang Donkey Kong stumbled out.
"Yes...finally" Donkey Kong stretched his arms. "Y-y-y-y-y-yo,ya know he's finally here, performing for you--"
"Beep boop click click!" Mr. Game and Watch put his hands over his head, where his ears would be.
"Point taken" Replied Donkey Kong angrily.
"Hey, what are you doing?!" A somewhat tall young man, about fourteen years old entered. His eyes were a shade of green and his hair was dark brown. He had on a baseball jersey and grayish pants. His eyes were open in shock. "Wha-what the?! Smash Brothers?! REAL Smash Brothers?! Oh crap, Dr. Nick was telling the truth!"
"I know who you are" Donkey Kong recognized him. "You're that Edgar kid. Ya know, Captain Falcon originally wanted to grab you but the Master Hand rejected the bill"
"Well, I'll show you why I SHOULD have came!" Edgar dashed towards Mr. Game and Watch.
"BEEP!" Mr. Game and Watch formed his head into a helmet and bashed Edgar, sending him crashing to the floor.
"Hah" Donkey Kong laughed. "Without a Smasher hat you don't even stand a minuscule chance against us"
"Smasher Hat...how can I get one?" Edgar still held his stomach in pain. He got to his feet and faced them.
"You're on your own there" Donkey Kong punched a window. "I don't care about you, and no more authors with powers are needed. Let's go, Game and Watch" And the two of them escaped through the destroyed window.
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"I see the good Doctor returns, eh Doc?" Ganondorf stood with arms crossed as Dr. Mario got to his feet, previously being in the kneeling position.
Dr. Mario nodded in reply. "Mmmhmm...looks like it's time to get a little revenge, huh?"
"No, not yet" Ganondorf shook his head. "You remember what Mewtwo said, we have to wait until we're all out before we get into duels with them"
"He-a never said that" Replied Dr. Mario, a bit doubtfully.
"Well, he said it in similar words" Replied Ganondorf hastily. He pointed towards an unconscious young girl who was on the ground. "Let's get out before that girl realizes what's going on...we can't be known to the world, not yet"
"I agree" Dr. Mario nodded.
Ganondorf picked up a walkie-talkie. "Ganon the Cannon to B-Dragon, B- Dragon, do you read?"
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"This is B-Dragon here, read ya loud and clear, Ganon the Cannon" Replied Bowser, speaking into his own walkie talkie. "The big, skinny, stupid doof-- I mean Captain Falcon is out here and safe"
"Hey, I heard that" Growled Captain Falcon. "I am not big or stupid or a doof. I am skinny but..."
"And the kid with the GameCube?" Ganondorf asked sternly.
"Uh...it's not a kid, it was a 39-year old man" Bowser tried to holdback some laughing. "But Captain Falcon did his "Falcon Kick" and got him right out of the way"
"Don't forget that I told him to show me his moves!" Captain Falcon reminded Bowser, while speaking into the walkie-talkie at the same time.
"He doesn't have to, I heard you, Falcon" Ganondorf opened the door to the outside. He wasn't going to be so rude this time. "Doc and I are leaving now, so all six of you find more people. Signing off"
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"So who should we find now?" Asked BlueMage15 looking into the computer.
"Well, we arranged it this way--Crono is going to pick up Culex576, Tim333, Razor Osaka, dragonax2k2, Blade Malfoy, that's Sarie Cigam, China Girl and Houou. I'm going to get you, the Kefka Fan, that's Erim, Dr. Nick, Platinum K, Master Gamer, Reanda, Grey Fox...I think that's everyone"
"No" BlueMage15 shook her head. "We need to stop and get Cybat the Mario hat, so he can help us fight"
"No way, if Mewtwo wants us to perish why's he giving people Smasher Hats?" Akie asked.
"Who knows..." BlueMage15 replied. "Who knows?"
"Well, let's get going" Akie held out one arm towards BlueMage15. "Put one hand on my arm and we can go pick up everyone. BlueMage15 nodded and held onto Akie's arm. "Faore's Wind!"
----Laterish----
"Well, looks like we're all here..." Observed Blade Malfoy as Akie appeared with one last person, Cybat, with the Mario Hat on his head. They were all waiting outside of a large stadium, 'Shea Stadium' written on the side. "Except China Girl's not here..."
"She said she'd be here soon" Replied Akie. "She said she'd be a little while, she wanted to have a little fun first"
----Earlierish----
"Who'dve thought I hid this here" China Girl opened a closet in her bathroom and slipped out a small shoebox. She opened it to reveal her special red cap.
"Hey, I need the bathroom! Hurry up!" Came a loud, deep voice from outside which must have been China Girl's dad, pounding at the door.
"Hm...should I go or not?" China Girl pondered aloud.
"That's it, I'm getting my crowbar! You've been there too long!"
"Well, I guess I should go. P.K Thunda!" China Girl put her hands to the cap after donning it and shot a beam of thunder to break the window and open a bit of a smaller hole outside of it. With that she climbed out.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!" The large man, also known as China Girl's dad, opened the door with his blue crowbar, only to see nobody there. "Huh?"
----Laterish (again)----
"Hey, who's the guy with the Mario hat?" Asked Razor Osaka, pointing at Cybat.
"This is my friend, Cybat" BlueMage15 introduced him. "Cybat: everyone, everyone: Cybat"
"You're Cybat?" Dr. Nick asked, a bit surprised.
"Sure am" Cybat nodded.
"Why you..." Dr. Nick went over and shook Cybat by the collar of his shirt. "How can you blatantly add in Shadow and Knuckles with Sonic and Tails but disclude Dr. Eggman and Rouge?!"
"Hey, come on, he's helping us, don't do that" Houou commented. Everyone looked to her, but Dr. Nick just continued after a second.
"That Fic would have been awesome if you included the rest of the Dark Team!" Dr. Nick continued to shake Cybat. "Knuckles is a loser and Shadow is nothing, if you include those two why not the others?!"
Platinum K had no choice but to drag Dr. Nick away before he put Cybat in a coma. "Ok, so now what are we going to do?"
"No..." China Girl began. "I can sense 26 strong powers have entered our realm...there's only one explanation...the Smashers are all here!"
"Oh crap!" Yelled Grey Fox. "Now what are we going to do? We're outnumbered, they have 26, we have 17! That's a nine-person advantage"
"You're right...if we try to fight them now we're doomed..." Reanda, Imperial Kai pondered aloud.
"There's no need" dragonax2k2 pointed to a television. "Look"
"And witnesses say that it was none other than video game characters, no joke, living characters that entered California and began destruction right off" A person announced in front of the screen, as in the background could be seen Bowser burning everything, Mewtwo using his Psychic powers to cause total mayhem and Samus using her artillery of weapons to blow everything to pieces.
"No!" Master Gamer yelled. "This can't happen!"
"Representatives of the world are currently meeting to decide what to do, for in three short hours, two states have already been brought to the point of near destruction"
"Two states?!" Exclaimed Tim333. "How in the bloody hell could they do something like that in such short time?!"
A meeting appeared on screen, with all of the world leaders seated around a long, oak table. George W. Bush was at the top, banging is gavel.
"All right, all right, settle down now" He started. "The board recognizes Fidel Castro, Dictator of Cuba" Bush pointed his gavel towards the Cuban dictator.
"Now...I'm not one to blame..." Castro began, standing up and pacing back and forth. "But I'd have to say that this is the fault of Ryutaro Hashimoto! Him and his country's stupid Nintendo company!"
"Hey, he's right!" Outbursted Jacques Chirac, president of France. He pointed a finger towards the prime minister of Japan. "It is customary to blame zee president, or prime minister, of zee country who originated zee new trouble!"
"But I..." Hashimoto took a step back as the people got up from their seats and started moving towards him.
"Let's kick his fanny!" Yelled Tony Blair, prime minister of Great Britian, holding up an arm.
"Yeah!" The top leaders of all countries immediatley leapt on the Japanese president and all that could be heard was the beating being given, before the television went back to it's regularly schedules programming.
"Crap..." Flatly commented The Kefka Fan. "That guy's in big trouble..."
"They just entered California" Began Tim333. "Then that means that it will take more than an hour and a half before they can finish tearing through the state and get to the next. But...I think by the end of tommorow they will probably have control of the entire country"
"No way!" Culex576 interrupted. "The Germans took 10 days to conquer Czechoslovakia, a group of 26 people can't take over the United States in a fifth...of a fifth...of that time! Or something like that..."
"Nerd" Cybat chuckled under his breath.
"I heard that!" Barked Culex576.
"Well, the thing is...we need new Smasher Hats" BlueMage15 walked into the middle of the group. "Dr. Nick and I worked a plan...me and Crono here will be able to duplicate the Hats...but we need someone who knows how to use the hats better than anyone...we need..."
"Gamers?" Master Gamer asked.
"Review guys?" dragonax2k2 asked as well.
"Uh...bus drivers?" Blade Malfoy shrugged.
"No, authors" Her face became a bit annoyed. "Hey, whatever happened to that Somebody guy, anyway?
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"Hey, B-Dragon" Ganon "The Cannon" pointed over to another part of the town. People were hurt on the ground, things were burning and destroyed...it looked as if a war was happening. A familiar 10-year old short and fat kid was eating a huge bag of donuts. "Isn't that the smelly lunatic who was in our dimension?"
"Sure was" Replied Bowser. He dashed over and picked up Somebody by his arms and growled. "Ok, you, tell us where the rest of you author swine are! We ripped through two states and haven't found them!"
"I HATE PIKACHU!" He exclaimed, spitting some donuts pieces and powder into Bowser's face and chest.
"ERR" Bowser put his hand into Somebody's chest and ripped down his shirt, causing blood to pour out. "Tell me now! The sooner we have the authors the sooner we can leave this earth!"
"I HATE PIKACHU I HATE PIKACHU!" He continued to yell.
"Looks like he ain't talkin" Ganondorf pointed out the obvious.
"You bet...I guess I'll just show him the Death Headbutt..." Bowser posed his head to the side and began to charge some energy.
"Why do you call it the Death Headbutt?" Ganondorf scratched his red haired head a few times.
Bowser smashed his horned head into Somebody's face. A large amount of human anatomy immediatley hit the ground, followed by some blood. "That's why" Bowser hissed, pointing a finger at the ground. Ganondorf winced. Bowser opened his mouth, causing flames to gush out until he burned what was left of Somebody's body that was in his head, straight into nothing but a pile of ash that was on the ground. And right by it was a Smasher hat.
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"Ah!" China Girl exclaimed. "I sense a Smasher hat...but nobody to guide it! And a Smasher...has it!"
"I have a plan" Crono12345 told them. "Master Gamer, come with me, you have speed and quickness. You too, Culex, you can use your strength" The two of them nodded and came over. Each put a hand on Crono12345's hand and with a flash of light dissapeared.
They appeared in the burning town, where the Smashers were breaking everything. It was quite the disgusting sight, second time around, although it was the first for them. They looked and saw Bowser holding the Jigglypuff hat.
"Now, let's move!" Crono12345 quickly shot a spell at Bowser from behind. Bowser stood there, bumbling. Crono12345 snatched the hat. "Got it!"
"No, you don't!" Ganondorf quickly dashed with a shoulder-tackle to send Crono12345 crashing into the wall. The Jigglypuff hat went flying into the air in front of Ganondorf.
"Mine" Master Gamer dashed by, snatching the hat. Ganondorf growled.
"Red light!" Donkey Kong picked up Master Gamer and latched her to his back. He carried her over, grabbed the Jigglypuff hat and gave her a good toss.
"RAWR!" Culex576 leapt up and used Bowser Bomb to send Donkey Kong smashing into the building. He snatched the Jigglypuff hat. "I got it!" Crono12345 floated over, as Master Gamer dashed to them. He teleported them away with the Jigglypuff hat before the Smashers could do much anything else.
"DAMN THEM!" Roared Bowser. "Those were three of the authors, and now they got the Jigglypuff hat! Now what do we do?!
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"Phew...we're safe" Master Gamer gave a sigh of relief. "Well, we got the Jigglypuff hat, but what do we do now?"
"We wait for who to give it to" Dr. Nick replied. "I told a few friends to come here...but in the meantime, Blue Anime, Crono, can you two get the hats for the rest of the Smashers?"
"Sure thing" BlueMage15 replied. "It'll be tough but we can do it"
"Yeah" Crono12345 nodded.
"Wait" Interrupted China Girl. "Uh, I invited my cousin, Tisay. She wants to fight too and I think she'd make use of the Sheik hat...can you get it for her too?"
"That sounds fine. Might take a little longer, but ok" BlueMage15 took a step forward. "Let's go now"
"Right" Crono12345 smiled a bit and the two dissapeared.
With that a bus pulled up. Out of the bus stepped a young man who seemed to be about fifteen or so. He was light-skinned, like someone from a Central European country, such as Germany or Czechoslovakia. His hair was brown and short. Not spiky, but in the upwards pattern. He was rather tall, standing higher than a lot of the others. His eyes were brown, like his hair, and he was kind of skinny.
"Hello, people" The guy introduced himself. "I'm Pelican...am I in the right place?" He took a look around at the large group wearing Smasher hats.
"Sure are" Dr. Nick walked up to him and extended a hand. "Dr. Nick, nice to meet ya"
Pelican shook his hand. "Wow...those hats. You mean all of that--"
"You mean you were in doubt?" Platinum K spoke seriously to Pelican. "To openly say that the whole thing never happened, or to not beleive us, would be practically denying our existence. It's like saying the Holocaust never happened"
"Wow...sorry" Pelican replied. "But what did you call me here for?"
"Cause we need some more people on the Smasher force" Razor Osaka went over and snatched The Kefka Fan's Falco hat.
"Hey!"
"Here ya go, I know you wanted this" He handed Pelican the Falco hat.
"So this gives me all of Falco's powers?" Pelican asked, observing the Smasher hat.
"You're bloody right" Tim333 told him.
"Hey, I guess I'm with you guys, too" Another male walked over. He was average looking, more or less like the rest of the people there. It would seem that he got off the same bus at Pelican had. "I'm Jigglyman"
"Then I suppose this is for you" Culex576 tossed the Jigglypuff hat to Jigglyman. "Use it in good health, will ya?"
"I don't think I need to ask what this does...I know after hearing your stories about the Smashers and Magical Hats and stuff" Jigglyman grinned and put the hat on his head. Two Jigglypuff ears sproinged out. "Heh heh heh...I am Jigglyman! The only man with the powers of Jigglypuff! Whoa, this is awesome, I can hardly contain myself!"
"Well, you'll need to, Jigglyman" Began dragonax2k2. "Because we got a heck of a mission coming up"
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PREVIEW OF NEXT EPISODE
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Dr. Nick: Hey everyone, it's Dr. Nick! Well, we've gotten everyone ready now! Twenty-six of us are ready to fight! Bring it on, Smashers! We're going to kick your oversized, video-game butts! And especially me, cause I'm the world's ultimate life--
Houou: You bet we're going to kick tail!
Dr. Nick: Go away! Anyways, as I was saying before I was so rudely--
Cybat: You're darn right we're gonna win this!
Dr. Nick: GO AWAY! ALL OF YOU! OUT! As I was saying...so Mewtwo, you're the self-proclaimed Smasher leader, huh? Well, I self-proclaim myself the leader of this! Hey, we got something in common! None of the people we lead want us to be leader! Anyway, hey Crono, gimme that hat! I'll be the Mewtwo representative! I'll intrust the Captain Falcon cap to Culex576, and you'll take Bowser's powers! The battle begins next time, on Take The Place 2: The Cavalry Is Here! You better get ready!
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All right, that's that. I still need a representative for the Popo hat. I wanted to put you in, Podimon, but I need someone who's thirteen, because Evil Anime Chick, who will be Nana, is thirteen, and I need both Ice Climber reps to be 13. And, since the Kefka Fan wants out, I'm going to kill her off with Pikachu and Pichu next chapter, and that would free up the Peach hat, which I was going to give her. So, Popo and Peach are still there. And I NEED someone with them by next chapter. The only restrainments for them (besides having a successful SSBM Fic) is that for Popo you need to be 13, or if failing that, older, and for Peach you MUST be a girl! As strange as it sounds, I have a feeling I would have gotten at least one male to request the Peach hat.
Edit: Fixed STUPID editing mistakes I forgot before.