Day 3
It was Saturday. Warious slowly reached a conscience state. 'I hate getting up in the morning' Warious though to herself as she lay in bed; hoping the weight across her stomach was just a bunched up blanket.
Warious opened one eye then shut it again and groaned; it wasn't a blanket it was an arm. "I know you are awake," the owner of the arm spoke. "Get up."
"Get your arm off of me and get out of my room." She replied to her every day annoyance, Haldir. 'Haldir the annoying elf of Lothlórien,' Warious thought in her mind.
"Why should I?"
"Because I'll... Shit I keep forgetting you elves are not affected by the force."
Haldir looked smug.
Then Warious got an idea, a wonderfully horrible awful idea. Both Maul and Haldir were sick of Veggie tales. Warious wanted to watch Veggie tales. (Hey a Sith can do anything they want, including watching Veggie tales whenever they want.) 'I will bide my time. First, I shall start with singing.' Warious schemed to herself. And then began to sing. "Good morning George how are you? I hope you're feeling fine. I'd like to stay and talk but it's almost 8 o'clock and I haven't got the time"
(A/N: From Rack, Shak, and Benny, for all you non veggie fans out there. coughjedicough)
That being sung, Warious got out of bed after shoving Haldir out, and went downstairs.
An hour later, Darth Warious and Maul were meditating. Maul and Warious recited the Ancient code of the Sith before meditation. "I am the haunter of the embracing dark. I am the bringer of fear. I am the scorner of peace and tranquility. I ride the storm cloud and the night! I seek to crush the commonplace. I seek to strike terror in every heart. I know no passion or pity. I seek to be Sith, in all its manifestations..." Then they meditated.
'Meditating on the darkside, I love it so.' Warious thought with a smile.
Just a few moths ago, Darth Warious and Darth Maul had the chance to claim mastery of the Sith. They fought with the most ancient of Sith Lords and won. Warious however managed to get scarred from the battle. Even though it took place in the mind, A Sith mental battle often shows up in the physical.
Haldir didn't like being around the two Sith when they recite the code. Haldir walked away muttering something about Morgoth, or Melkor.
An hour after that... Warious grabbed her blaster and dual bladed lightsaber and headed out side with Darth Maul for a nice session of saber practice.
They take turns using the blaster and shoot at each other. This is to 1) work on their aim for the one with the blaster, and 2) help them to deflect well aimed blaster shots.
They seemed to be very lucky as no one from the government has found out about them yet.
Haldir watched the Sith from a 'safe' distance in a tree.
After finishing an hour of practice Warious felt like staying home and lying around doing nothing (nothing but watch Veggie Tales that is.) So singing "The Pirates Who Don't do Anything" Warious went inside and put Jonah in the DVD player.
She then proceeded to put the volume all the way up, and sing along with the songs and say all the lines in the movie.
Fortunate for Warious nobody but she could drive the car, and Maul's swoop bike was in need of repairs. So nobody could escape.
Let's just say an anonymous person got hold of someone's bow and a few arrows and decided to play 'Warrior on the War Path', pretending that the swoop was a sheriff and his horse and hit the engine with an arrow. Thus causing the unnamed person to be in deep Bantha poodoo with Darth Maul and the other person who owned the bow (co-A/N-H: If you ever do that... A/N-W: It's a story. It's not like I'm actually going to do it. -smiles innocently- co-A/N-H: -skeptical- Right.) Anyway, they had nowhere to go and were forced to put up Warious' loud singing.
After they finished lunch and the Jonah movie, Warious went out side to meditate. If you were wondering where Zsinj is, don't. Warious used a very heavy dose of sedative on him when she got downstairs. Now Warious was just gonna veg in the woods in her backyard and sleep/meditate. Or so she thought...
"Where do you think you are going?" came the voice of the obnoxious elf from behind Warious as she was about to open the door.
"Outside. Do you have a problem with that?"
"No."
"Good," she replied and left the building.
Warious got behind the house before she remembered to look back to make sure nobody was following her. (elf problem) To her relief, Haldir didn't follow. Warious went to her favorite spot in the forest. It was strange how that this very place was where Warious first found Haldir; that wasn't the most pleasant of experiences for either of them.
Warious sat down and lost myself to the memory...
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Warious was sitting on the ground, meditating, when she felt a strong disturbance in the force. She closed her eyes and focused on finding what had caused this disturbance, hoping the Jedi hadn't found this planet yet. It didn't feel like a Jedi...it felt old but strong. Warious continued to probe with the force. She felt it was a humanoid of some sort. Then she heard a rustling in the background as she continued to force probe, but paid it no mind. Warious followed its direction through the force as the creature moved... It was heading towards her! Warious grabbed her lightsaber and stood up, only to find and arrow in her face. She regarded the 'man' in front of her. He was taller than her, and was ashamed to admit but thought he was really hot. 'Not that I'd tell him now,' Warious thought.
Finally he spoke, "What is a woman doing alone in the forest?" he lowered his bow.
"I'm not alone," Warious replied and tapped her lightsaber. "Who are you and what are you doing here?"
"Your name first, and that stick you carry is not a companion."
Warious ignited one end of the lightsaber, "I asked you your name first. This 'stick' is a lightsaber and can easily cut you in two."
The person before her did not look impressed.
"If you must be stubborn about it," he said with a mock sigh. "I am Haldir of Lothlórien." Warious almost laughed, that was the name of the creepy elf that dissed Gimli, but she didn't laugh because he looked like he meant it.
"I am Darth Warious of the Empire," she said with a mock salute. "Why do you call yourself the name of a fictional character?"
"This is my real name." Haldir replied. This resulted in one of Darth Warious' classic moments of immaturity, until Darth Maul came and stopped her from being more stupid.
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Later...
"I thought you might be here."
Warious growled in annoyance and replied, "I come out here to be alone. Now leave."
Haldir sat down next to her.
"That's not leaving," She stated looking straight ahead.
"You've been out here for two hours now."
"So?"
"I thought you might want to know."
There was silence for a few minutes then Warious asked, "How long have you been with us?"
"Two and a half years. Why?"
"I was just wondering."
The crickets started chirping.
"You're still here," Warious stated. She saw him nod out of the corner of her eye. "Why haven't you left?"
"Why should I leave?" He countered.
"Because I am Pharaoh and my word is law," Warious retorted with mock superiority.
"You are not Pharaoh."
"But my word is law anyway."
"Keep dreaming."
The two stayed there in the woods on the ground. Warious fell asleep on her companion, though it was very unintentional.
"Come on Warious, time to go inside," Warious heard a voice calling. She stirred trying to move. "Get up or I'm carrying you inside," the voice came again; but for some reason Warious could not bring herself to consciousness. (She was hearing through the force)
Suddenly, Warious could see out side of her body. She saw Haldir pick her up and go inside.
Warious 'followed' and saw Maul come up to Haldir who was still holding her body. She felt Maul reach out to her with the force. (Are you awake Warious?) (Yes) She replied (But I'm out side of my body and I don't know why) Warious heard Maul tell Haldir to place her body in bed and see how she was in the morning.
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A/N: Can you stand the suspense? As always, review please. Thank you to the inspiration of, Éowyn Skywalker, for giving me the idea to show my love of Veggie Tales.
Eowyn: What did I leave out?