Day 8
The next morning, Darth Warious woke up at the base of the Great Tree. Haldir was already up and looking around. Then a thought occurred to her...
"Why are they called tooth brushes?"
"What?" Haldir asked looking a bit confused.
"Why are they called toothbrushes?" Warious repeated her question. "They brush your all of your teeth; and tooth is singular. So why aren't they called Teethbrushes?"
"I haven't the slightest idea of what you're talking about," Haldir replied.
"I'll go ask Darth Maul," Warious sighed, then got up to find the little camp.
............
"Hey Maul?"
"What?"
"You're stuck with it!"
Maul groaned, "Not this again."
"That and why are they called toothbrushes?"
Maul had the same blank look that Haldir had earlier. Then he wondered if Darth Warious had any sanity left in her mind. "What on Kessel are you talking about Peedunkee?"
Warious explained to him what she had told Haldir earlier. "Why in Kessel's name do you care? It's just what they call it!"
"Who is they?" Warious asked. Maul growled and lunged at her, lightsaber in hand. Warious yelped and ran away from the angry Sith Lord. Needless to say (co- A/N H: Then why are you saying it? A/N: Shut up and let me narrate. Anyway...) all the commotion woke up their two Ewok companions.
-What is going on here!- Luka Siz demanded.
-Maul is mad at me just because I asked a question- Warious whined at her old friend, still running from my very mad Sith brother. She risked a look at Maul. Warious saw the look of a mad man staring back. Mad, as in, insane. -Sunee! Help me!-
No I don't think I will,- her adopted Ewok brother said leaning against a tree, watching with amusement. -I was going to lead you on a stray path and leave you there but I like this much better.-
-Why?!- Warious asked still running for her life around the camp.
-Because you used magic on us so we would sleep.-
Ewoks think of anything like sleeping pills are magic. -It was just a joke!- Warious protested. Seeing this was going nowhere Warious turned around and shot lightning into Darth Maul hoping to 'shock' him to his senses.
Maul stopped...for exactly one second then began chasing Warious around the camp once more. The two Ewoks jumped in and tackled her to the forest floor. -Not fair!- she protested. Maul came up and threatened Warious with his lightsaber. -Alright! Alright! I'm sorry! I won't do it again!-
After much pleading they let Warious up and broke camp.
...............
The small group had been walking for hours. Warious kept out of 'trouble' by teaching Haldir more of the Ewok language. She was now getting bored with playing teacher. "Who is THEY?" Warious suddenly asked.
"They who?" Haldir replied.
"My point exactly."
"Stop doing that!"
"Stop doing what?"
"Stop asking me strange questions!"
"If THEY say something it is never questioned. When I say something you guys yell at me." Warious explained.
"What in Eru's name are you talking about?"
"THEY are too powerful and no one is sure exactly who they are." Warious continued while ignoring him. "It's a conspiracy I tell you. A CONSPIRACY!!!"
Maul, who was ahead of the two, turned around and demanded to know what Warious was yelling about. "The universal conspiracy of THEY," Warious replied.
"You are nuts." Maul replied shaking his head and turned away from her.
Warious continued to rant about conspiracies in Ewok in order to annoy everyone at the same time.
.............
Warious stopped ranting a few hours later, mainly because she had been threatened under pain-of-death if she spoke again for the next two hours.
Luka Siz took up giving Ewok lessons to Haldir. Out of all the Ewoks on all of Endor, Luka is the only one that can speak and understand Basic. He was the one who spent the most time with Warious and somehow he was able to learn basic. However, Luka preferred to speak in Ewok most of the time. Another thing Warious had noticed when they were growing up was that it felt like the force was very strong with him. 'Hmm...strong enough that he might...nah,' Warious contemplated.
...............
The group stopped two hours later to set up camp and they let Warious talk again. Maul went to get fire wood. Luka and Haldir went to find dinner. Sunee helped Warious clean the area up so they could sleep on the ground.
When Maul got back with the wood Warious piled it up and started a fire. -Hey Everyone! Dutak is going to make dinner for us!-
Warious groaned. -This is still punishment for putting you guys to sleep last night isn't it?-
"Chak," Luka confirmed dropping the skinned Treebark lizards into her arms. -And you cook better than us.-
-Oh sure. Just because I'm a girl everyone automatically thinks I can cook.-
-Stop whining. I know you can cook. My mom taught you how.-
"Oh yeah. But it's still not fair."
So Warious cooked the lizards for dinner. Warious thought they were trying to keep her concentration away from conspiracies. Yeah right. "It's all a conspiracy I tell you. Conspiracy." But like last time, they ignored her. Poodoo.
.............
By the time dinner had been eaten it was dark out and thus time for bed.
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A/N: please review
Éowyn Skywalker: Thank you for the conspiracy ideas.
(using the dark side) You WILL read Éowyn Skywalker's fan fiction AND you WILL REVIEW THEM.
The next morning, Darth Warious woke up at the base of the Great Tree. Haldir was already up and looking around. Then a thought occurred to her...
"Why are they called tooth brushes?"
"What?" Haldir asked looking a bit confused.
"Why are they called toothbrushes?" Warious repeated her question. "They brush your all of your teeth; and tooth is singular. So why aren't they called Teethbrushes?"
"I haven't the slightest idea of what you're talking about," Haldir replied.
"I'll go ask Darth Maul," Warious sighed, then got up to find the little camp.
............
"Hey Maul?"
"What?"
"You're stuck with it!"
Maul groaned, "Not this again."
"That and why are they called toothbrushes?"
Maul had the same blank look that Haldir had earlier. Then he wondered if Darth Warious had any sanity left in her mind. "What on Kessel are you talking about Peedunkee?"
Warious explained to him what she had told Haldir earlier. "Why in Kessel's name do you care? It's just what they call it!"
"Who is they?" Warious asked. Maul growled and lunged at her, lightsaber in hand. Warious yelped and ran away from the angry Sith Lord. Needless to say (co- A/N H: Then why are you saying it? A/N: Shut up and let me narrate. Anyway...) all the commotion woke up their two Ewok companions.
-What is going on here!- Luka Siz demanded.
-Maul is mad at me just because I asked a question- Warious whined at her old friend, still running from my very mad Sith brother. She risked a look at Maul. Warious saw the look of a mad man staring back. Mad, as in, insane. -Sunee! Help me!-
No I don't think I will,- her adopted Ewok brother said leaning against a tree, watching with amusement. -I was going to lead you on a stray path and leave you there but I like this much better.-
-Why?!- Warious asked still running for her life around the camp.
-Because you used magic on us so we would sleep.-
Ewoks think of anything like sleeping pills are magic. -It was just a joke!- Warious protested. Seeing this was going nowhere Warious turned around and shot lightning into Darth Maul hoping to 'shock' him to his senses.
Maul stopped...for exactly one second then began chasing Warious around the camp once more. The two Ewoks jumped in and tackled her to the forest floor. -Not fair!- she protested. Maul came up and threatened Warious with his lightsaber. -Alright! Alright! I'm sorry! I won't do it again!-
After much pleading they let Warious up and broke camp.
...............
The small group had been walking for hours. Warious kept out of 'trouble' by teaching Haldir more of the Ewok language. She was now getting bored with playing teacher. "Who is THEY?" Warious suddenly asked.
"They who?" Haldir replied.
"My point exactly."
"Stop doing that!"
"Stop doing what?"
"Stop asking me strange questions!"
"If THEY say something it is never questioned. When I say something you guys yell at me." Warious explained.
"What in Eru's name are you talking about?"
"THEY are too powerful and no one is sure exactly who they are." Warious continued while ignoring him. "It's a conspiracy I tell you. A CONSPIRACY!!!"
Maul, who was ahead of the two, turned around and demanded to know what Warious was yelling about. "The universal conspiracy of THEY," Warious replied.
"You are nuts." Maul replied shaking his head and turned away from her.
Warious continued to rant about conspiracies in Ewok in order to annoy everyone at the same time.
.............
Warious stopped ranting a few hours later, mainly because she had been threatened under pain-of-death if she spoke again for the next two hours.
Luka Siz took up giving Ewok lessons to Haldir. Out of all the Ewoks on all of Endor, Luka is the only one that can speak and understand Basic. He was the one who spent the most time with Warious and somehow he was able to learn basic. However, Luka preferred to speak in Ewok most of the time. Another thing Warious had noticed when they were growing up was that it felt like the force was very strong with him. 'Hmm...strong enough that he might...nah,' Warious contemplated.
...............
The group stopped two hours later to set up camp and they let Warious talk again. Maul went to get fire wood. Luka and Haldir went to find dinner. Sunee helped Warious clean the area up so they could sleep on the ground.
When Maul got back with the wood Warious piled it up and started a fire. -Hey Everyone! Dutak is going to make dinner for us!-
Warious groaned. -This is still punishment for putting you guys to sleep last night isn't it?-
"Chak," Luka confirmed dropping the skinned Treebark lizards into her arms. -And you cook better than us.-
-Oh sure. Just because I'm a girl everyone automatically thinks I can cook.-
-Stop whining. I know you can cook. My mom taught you how.-
"Oh yeah. But it's still not fair."
So Warious cooked the lizards for dinner. Warious thought they were trying to keep her concentration away from conspiracies. Yeah right. "It's all a conspiracy I tell you. Conspiracy." But like last time, they ignored her. Poodoo.
.............
By the time dinner had been eaten it was dark out and thus time for bed.
.............
A/N: please review
Éowyn Skywalker: Thank you for the conspiracy ideas.
(using the dark side) You WILL read Éowyn Skywalker's fan fiction AND you WILL REVIEW THEM.