Okay. I am REALLY, REALLY bad.
I am juggling three incomplete stories!!!
NOT including this.
Well, I hope that you would enjoy this pointless fanfiction that I, horribly, have not finished the plot yet. So maybe you can help me in the following chapters.
Disclaimer: Nope, I am not tired of writing this! Before I continue, let me share one of my diary entries with you.
Dear Diary,
I AM FED UP WITH STUPID FREAKIN' DISCLAIMERS!!!!!!!! EVERYTIME I TRY TO GET ON WITH MY STORY I SUDDENLY REMEMBER THAT TO PROTECT MY MONEY I HAVE TO WRITE THIS:
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin.
AND THAT JUST FREAKIN' PISSES ME OFF! MY TYPING ENERGY ALL WASTED AND THE FIRE TO WRITE THIS FRIGGIN' STORY EXTINGUISHED!
MoonPhoenix.
Sooo, yea, you get the whole damn point. And more typing energy is wasted with every word I ...oh forget it. BTW, this story is A+M, K+K, S+M.
Kenshin's Girls: Chapter 1- The Theif, The Hacker and The Conwoman
~~~~~~~~
"So Megumi, you take care of all the surveillance cameras outside. I'll take care of the inside ones." Misao talked through the mini microphone outside the Artifact Museum.
Megumi, in the van parked in the carpark, answered, "Will do. But be careful. Those things are super sensitive to movement."
"Things are going to be OK, Megumi. Besides, you can't possibly handle the cameras inside, can't you? They are along with codes. One wrong try and you're dead."
"But HACKING into them is what a HACKER should do. It's just a little harder, that's all."
"It will take you more time. We can't afford to waste it. And it's getting late. I'm going in. All conversations will close. No noise."
"Yes siree. Operation Sword, begin."
`.`.`.`.`.`.`
Confirming that Kaoru is in the back 'distracting' all existing guards, Makimachi Misao took a deep breath and walked in, knocking all the guards in the front door out cold.
Makimachi Misao(19++), Kamiya Kaoru(21) and Takani Megumi(24) are the three angels of Himura Kenshin. Misao was nicknamed 'Midori Neko(Green Cat)' for her excellent feline grace and speed. And also for the eyes her opponents(mostly males) drool at before getting punched at. She also had the rare throwing skills of the ninja, which was deathly accurate. Her favourite throwing knives were the Japanese kunai. After all, she WAS Japanese. (A/N: All the characters, except maybe my own, are Japanese. I don't like it at all when people make them American when they have proper Japanese names. Although it is all in the fanfic.) She lives alone. Her family are all dead as casualties in a plane crash. The youngest AND shortest of the group, she was sure a talented fighter.
Kamiya Kaoru, the conwoman, was a specialist in weapons of any kind. ANY kind. The different kinds of guns and their bullets, the length of each sword and the thickness of any kind of blade, she knows it all. But, she wasn't called a conwoman for nothing. She was beautiful, like all the Angels, but she has the sweetest mouth. She can talk anybody into ANYTHING. Even asking a full grown man to run around with four legs and bark like a dog naked. Yes, she tried that before, and it worked. She can talk a leopard out of its spots, a tiger out of its stripes. Just by telling a little lie. Or, if she is lucky, she needn't tell a lie at all. And her favourite weapon was the bokken, shich she mastered with the Kamiya Kasshin Ryu, a technique passed on by her father. She has a little brother, Yahiko.
Takani Megumi is a little different. She isn't the best fighter, but she is the smartest of the trio. Getting her PHDs by the age of eighteen(I know that's practically impossible), she as a renowned genius doctor who can heal all wounds and illness in a short matter of time. The tallest and oldest, she is a beautiful charmer with the body of a killer model. The other side of her people don't usually see is a kind and caring doctor, unlike the bitch she usually acts as(I love Megumi. She's so...can't describe). She specializes in computer work, and can hack into the world's most private files if she tried, but Kenshin, of course, wouldn't let her. She is also a good gunwoman, and had a whole room of guns in the basement of her home.
Himura Kenshin is the boss of the three killer women, which was not easy. They don't know what he looks like, how old he is. The only thing they know about him is that he is wealthy and just a sweet guy who wants to get rid of the trouble-causing pests. And also that he is a high-class swordsman who was known for a cross-scar on his cheek. And his god-like speed. Incredulously, he gives orders through a radio box. Hm.
Misao casually walked into the building, absent-mindedly punching several poor security guards. Her prey was in the room after the long hallway. And along the hallway were ten armoured serveillance cameras, ready and waiting, with its annoying red light beeping now and then.
'Here goes...' Misao thought, not daring to take a breath.
Clad in a black leather suit she always wore, she silently crept across the doorway to the hall. 'Shit. The hallway floors are not carpeted.' Now quieter than ever, her green eyes glittered in the dark narrow room. Crouching, she began to creep inch by inch, until she reached near the other side of the room. She gave a happy inward cry as she samursalted to the next room.
She saw it-a macnificent golden sword decorated with gems on the handle.
With four burly men in front of it.
Whistling at the measly challenge, she leapt out of the shadows and greeted them with a smile.
"Come on boys, play with the kitty."
~^~^~^~^~
Kaoru sighed at the boredom of the night. After defeating those two useless guards, she had nothing left to do but to wait for Misao to get the sword and get out of here.
Then she saw a group of men walking out of the woods in the direction of the back gate which she was watching. They were talking about 'replacing Group A'.
Ahh, she won't be so bored after all.
.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.
Sending a series of kicks into the last man's face, he fell limp onto the ground.
"That's gotta give you a few broken bones," Misao smirked. Then she noticed the badge on the uniform of one of the men.
"Kennai Kigure: Group A"
"Holy shit! Don't tell me there is still a Group B!" She wondered aloud. At the very same moment, Kaoru knocked on the glass window of the room rapidly.
Misao rushed to it, trying to understand the strange actions her friend was doing.
"Uhh...2nd group...got...killed?" Misao arched an eyebrow.
Sensing that her friend understood, Kaoru stopped pretending to slit her throat and pointed to the glowing artifact.
Misao, now daring to speak, spoke to the microphone installed somewhere from her ear to her cheek.
"Megumi, mission accomplished. Can you please unlock the glass case from there?"
Megumi did it. She was in the control room of the building, with a poor man lying on the floor.
"Yatta ze!" Misao got the 12 million sword with gloved hands and crept across the hall again, this time easier, as she knew where all the shadows dwelled.
Coming out of the building, the three girls met and the gave each other a high-five for a job well done.
-.-.-.-.-.-
The next morning, the three girls waited for the radiobox to crackle.
"Good morning Angels."
"Good morning Kenshin." The three girls greeted.
"Thank you very much for completing that mission, Angels. It was a crucial first-step to another quest. We had to get that sword before Shishio Inc. did. You examined the sword yesterday, didn't you, Kaoru-dono?"
"Yes, Kenshin. It was an amazing 4 mm thin and 2 inches wide. Purely made of gold, except for a few minerals here and there(heavy!). There were carvings on the blade. They were very small and could only be seen under a magnifying glass. I wrote them all down." Kaoru replied happily.
"Thank you, Kaoru-dono. These carvings are an ancient language that only one person in the whole world can understand and translate. And that person actually is my employee, only he got captured by Shishio. Your next mission is to rescue him. And then, you get to have some free time. Alright, Angels?"
"Okay, Kenshin."
"The captive's particulars are on the coffee table in front of the couch you are sitting on. I have to go now. Goodbye Angels!"
"Goodbye Kenshin!" They chorused.
Misao got the brown folder on the glass coffee table. She read its contents out loud.
"Name: Daigoro (I don't know his surname) Age: 29 Occupation: Scientist and Archeaologist...And here is his picture." She showed it to everyone.
A kind looking man with brown eyes which was covered with a pair a thick glasses looked up at them.
"Operation Sword, over. Operation Rescue, here we come."
^~^~^~^
This is the end of the introduction. That was LONG. In my opinion. Anyway, particulars here:
Makimachi Misao
Age: 19++ Birthday: Unknown. Yes, she forgot her own birthday. Family: No one. Marital Status: Single, NOT looking Welfare: Poor, I guess Height: 5 feet 2 inches or, roughly 158 cm. Weight: 42 kg or about 84 pounds Home standard: A five-star apartment which is sponsered 99.999% by Kenshin. Hobbies: Kicking ass, training, skateboarding and punkish stuff Favourite Food: Eats everything that is edible. Favourite Animal: Cats Favourite Clothes: Usually casual Favourite Colour: Greenish blue
Kamiya Kaoru
Age: 21 Birthday: 24th July Family: Only one little brother, Yahiko Marital Status: Single Welfare: Fairly rich Height: 5 feet 4 inches, or roughly 162 cm Weight: 46 kg or about 92 pounds Home standard: A small dojo Hobbies: Teaching her brother Kamiya Kasshin Ryu, shopping Favourite Food: Anything she cooks, which sucks. Really. :P Favourite Animal: Dogs Favourite clothes: Usually quite girlish, but boyish when training and fighting Favourite Colour: Blue
Takani Megumi:
Age: 24 Birthday: 7th March Family: A distant cousin, Yutarou Marital Status: Single and looking Welfare: quite rich Height: 5 feet 8 inches or 172 cm( I know that is VERY tall) Weight: 51 kg or 102 pounds Home standard: A five-star apartment with no sponsering Hobbies: Shopping and modelling Favourite Food: Not too oily Favourite Animal: Fish Favourite Clothes: Revealing Favourite Colour: Blood Red
Himura Kenshin
Age: Unknown Birthday: Unknown Family: Unknown Marital Status: Unknown Welfare: VERY VERY SUPER BILLIONAIRE Height: Unknown Weight: Unknown Home standard: Unknown(I don't even know his address!) Hobbies: Work, work, and more work. Sometimes kendo. Favourite Food: Unknown Favourite Animal: Unknown Favourite Clothes: Unknown Favourite Colour: Unknown
Done. Good Bye.
MoonPhoenix
I am juggling three incomplete stories!!!
NOT including this.
Well, I hope that you would enjoy this pointless fanfiction that I, horribly, have not finished the plot yet. So maybe you can help me in the following chapters.
Disclaimer: Nope, I am not tired of writing this! Before I continue, let me share one of my diary entries with you.
Dear Diary,
I AM FED UP WITH STUPID FREAKIN' DISCLAIMERS!!!!!!!! EVERYTIME I TRY TO GET ON WITH MY STORY I SUDDENLY REMEMBER THAT TO PROTECT MY MONEY I HAVE TO WRITE THIS:
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin.
AND THAT JUST FREAKIN' PISSES ME OFF! MY TYPING ENERGY ALL WASTED AND THE FIRE TO WRITE THIS FRIGGIN' STORY EXTINGUISHED!
MoonPhoenix.
Sooo, yea, you get the whole damn point. And more typing energy is wasted with every word I ...oh forget it. BTW, this story is A+M, K+K, S+M.
Kenshin's Girls: Chapter 1- The Theif, The Hacker and The Conwoman
~~~~~~~~
"So Megumi, you take care of all the surveillance cameras outside. I'll take care of the inside ones." Misao talked through the mini microphone outside the Artifact Museum.
Megumi, in the van parked in the carpark, answered, "Will do. But be careful. Those things are super sensitive to movement."
"Things are going to be OK, Megumi. Besides, you can't possibly handle the cameras inside, can't you? They are along with codes. One wrong try and you're dead."
"But HACKING into them is what a HACKER should do. It's just a little harder, that's all."
"It will take you more time. We can't afford to waste it. And it's getting late. I'm going in. All conversations will close. No noise."
"Yes siree. Operation Sword, begin."
`.`.`.`.`.`.`
Confirming that Kaoru is in the back 'distracting' all existing guards, Makimachi Misao took a deep breath and walked in, knocking all the guards in the front door out cold.
Makimachi Misao(19++), Kamiya Kaoru(21) and Takani Megumi(24) are the three angels of Himura Kenshin. Misao was nicknamed 'Midori Neko(Green Cat)' for her excellent feline grace and speed. And also for the eyes her opponents(mostly males) drool at before getting punched at. She also had the rare throwing skills of the ninja, which was deathly accurate. Her favourite throwing knives were the Japanese kunai. After all, she WAS Japanese. (A/N: All the characters, except maybe my own, are Japanese. I don't like it at all when people make them American when they have proper Japanese names. Although it is all in the fanfic.) She lives alone. Her family are all dead as casualties in a plane crash. The youngest AND shortest of the group, she was sure a talented fighter.
Kamiya Kaoru, the conwoman, was a specialist in weapons of any kind. ANY kind. The different kinds of guns and their bullets, the length of each sword and the thickness of any kind of blade, she knows it all. But, she wasn't called a conwoman for nothing. She was beautiful, like all the Angels, but she has the sweetest mouth. She can talk anybody into ANYTHING. Even asking a full grown man to run around with four legs and bark like a dog naked. Yes, she tried that before, and it worked. She can talk a leopard out of its spots, a tiger out of its stripes. Just by telling a little lie. Or, if she is lucky, she needn't tell a lie at all. And her favourite weapon was the bokken, shich she mastered with the Kamiya Kasshin Ryu, a technique passed on by her father. She has a little brother, Yahiko.
Takani Megumi is a little different. She isn't the best fighter, but she is the smartest of the trio. Getting her PHDs by the age of eighteen(I know that's practically impossible), she as a renowned genius doctor who can heal all wounds and illness in a short matter of time. The tallest and oldest, she is a beautiful charmer with the body of a killer model. The other side of her people don't usually see is a kind and caring doctor, unlike the bitch she usually acts as(I love Megumi. She's so...can't describe). She specializes in computer work, and can hack into the world's most private files if she tried, but Kenshin, of course, wouldn't let her. She is also a good gunwoman, and had a whole room of guns in the basement of her home.
Himura Kenshin is the boss of the three killer women, which was not easy. They don't know what he looks like, how old he is. The only thing they know about him is that he is wealthy and just a sweet guy who wants to get rid of the trouble-causing pests. And also that he is a high-class swordsman who was known for a cross-scar on his cheek. And his god-like speed. Incredulously, he gives orders through a radio box. Hm.
Misao casually walked into the building, absent-mindedly punching several poor security guards. Her prey was in the room after the long hallway. And along the hallway were ten armoured serveillance cameras, ready and waiting, with its annoying red light beeping now and then.
'Here goes...' Misao thought, not daring to take a breath.
Clad in a black leather suit she always wore, she silently crept across the doorway to the hall. 'Shit. The hallway floors are not carpeted.' Now quieter than ever, her green eyes glittered in the dark narrow room. Crouching, she began to creep inch by inch, until she reached near the other side of the room. She gave a happy inward cry as she samursalted to the next room.
She saw it-a macnificent golden sword decorated with gems on the handle.
With four burly men in front of it.
Whistling at the measly challenge, she leapt out of the shadows and greeted them with a smile.
"Come on boys, play with the kitty."
~^~^~^~^~
Kaoru sighed at the boredom of the night. After defeating those two useless guards, she had nothing left to do but to wait for Misao to get the sword and get out of here.
Then she saw a group of men walking out of the woods in the direction of the back gate which she was watching. They were talking about 'replacing Group A'.
Ahh, she won't be so bored after all.
.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.
Sending a series of kicks into the last man's face, he fell limp onto the ground.
"That's gotta give you a few broken bones," Misao smirked. Then she noticed the badge on the uniform of one of the men.
"Kennai Kigure: Group A"
"Holy shit! Don't tell me there is still a Group B!" She wondered aloud. At the very same moment, Kaoru knocked on the glass window of the room rapidly.
Misao rushed to it, trying to understand the strange actions her friend was doing.
"Uhh...2nd group...got...killed?" Misao arched an eyebrow.
Sensing that her friend understood, Kaoru stopped pretending to slit her throat and pointed to the glowing artifact.
Misao, now daring to speak, spoke to the microphone installed somewhere from her ear to her cheek.
"Megumi, mission accomplished. Can you please unlock the glass case from there?"
Megumi did it. She was in the control room of the building, with a poor man lying on the floor.
"Yatta ze!" Misao got the 12 million sword with gloved hands and crept across the hall again, this time easier, as she knew where all the shadows dwelled.
Coming out of the building, the three girls met and the gave each other a high-five for a job well done.
-.-.-.-.-.-
The next morning, the three girls waited for the radiobox to crackle.
"Good morning Angels."
"Good morning Kenshin." The three girls greeted.
"Thank you very much for completing that mission, Angels. It was a crucial first-step to another quest. We had to get that sword before Shishio Inc. did. You examined the sword yesterday, didn't you, Kaoru-dono?"
"Yes, Kenshin. It was an amazing 4 mm thin and 2 inches wide. Purely made of gold, except for a few minerals here and there(heavy!). There were carvings on the blade. They were very small and could only be seen under a magnifying glass. I wrote them all down." Kaoru replied happily.
"Thank you, Kaoru-dono. These carvings are an ancient language that only one person in the whole world can understand and translate. And that person actually is my employee, only he got captured by Shishio. Your next mission is to rescue him. And then, you get to have some free time. Alright, Angels?"
"Okay, Kenshin."
"The captive's particulars are on the coffee table in front of the couch you are sitting on. I have to go now. Goodbye Angels!"
"Goodbye Kenshin!" They chorused.
Misao got the brown folder on the glass coffee table. She read its contents out loud.
"Name: Daigoro (I don't know his surname) Age: 29 Occupation: Scientist and Archeaologist...And here is his picture." She showed it to everyone.
A kind looking man with brown eyes which was covered with a pair a thick glasses looked up at them.
"Operation Sword, over. Operation Rescue, here we come."
^~^~^~^
This is the end of the introduction. That was LONG. In my opinion. Anyway, particulars here:
Makimachi Misao
Age: 19++ Birthday: Unknown. Yes, she forgot her own birthday. Family: No one. Marital Status: Single, NOT looking Welfare: Poor, I guess Height: 5 feet 2 inches or, roughly 158 cm. Weight: 42 kg or about 84 pounds Home standard: A five-star apartment which is sponsered 99.999% by Kenshin. Hobbies: Kicking ass, training, skateboarding and punkish stuff Favourite Food: Eats everything that is edible. Favourite Animal: Cats Favourite Clothes: Usually casual Favourite Colour: Greenish blue
Kamiya Kaoru
Age: 21 Birthday: 24th July Family: Only one little brother, Yahiko Marital Status: Single Welfare: Fairly rich Height: 5 feet 4 inches, or roughly 162 cm Weight: 46 kg or about 92 pounds Home standard: A small dojo Hobbies: Teaching her brother Kamiya Kasshin Ryu, shopping Favourite Food: Anything she cooks, which sucks. Really. :P Favourite Animal: Dogs Favourite clothes: Usually quite girlish, but boyish when training and fighting Favourite Colour: Blue
Takani Megumi:
Age: 24 Birthday: 7th March Family: A distant cousin, Yutarou Marital Status: Single and looking Welfare: quite rich Height: 5 feet 8 inches or 172 cm( I know that is VERY tall) Weight: 51 kg or 102 pounds Home standard: A five-star apartment with no sponsering Hobbies: Shopping and modelling Favourite Food: Not too oily Favourite Animal: Fish Favourite Clothes: Revealing Favourite Colour: Blood Red
Himura Kenshin
Age: Unknown Birthday: Unknown Family: Unknown Marital Status: Unknown Welfare: VERY VERY SUPER BILLIONAIRE Height: Unknown Weight: Unknown Home standard: Unknown(I don't even know his address!) Hobbies: Work, work, and more work. Sometimes kendo. Favourite Food: Unknown Favourite Animal: Unknown Favourite Clothes: Unknown Favourite Colour: Unknown
Done. Good Bye.
MoonPhoenix