Day 14
'I seem to be waking up to a whole lot of things lately,' Darth Warious thought feeling the bed bounce under her as she heard delighted giggling. 'First I wake up being kissed, then I find myself on Endor, next in the Matrix, now to a bouncing Ewok.' Warious cracked open one eye to watch Luka Siz jumping on her bed like a two-year-old. It was amusing to watch. Then Warious finally started feeling motion sick from the bouncing of Maul's apprentice. "Luka!" -Stop bouncing on my bed please.-
"Chak Dutak," Luka replied and got off of the bed after one last bounce.
Warious groaned and rolled off her bed, landing on the floor with a loud 'thunk'. Luka looked at Warious suspiciously and asked, -You aren't getting sick too, are you?-
"Why in Kessel's bloody name would I be sick?"
Haldir bolted into the room. "Maul is very sick Warious. I've never seen an ailment like this before!"
"What color is Maul?" Warious asked.
-Funny you should ask that 'cause Maul seems to have 'Dark-moon' syndrome.-
Dark-moon syndrome is a common Ewok sickness and more like their version of a cold. In most species it is akin to the flu and turns non-furry humanoids blue. Warious seemed to be immune to it though. Sighing Warious got up and went to look at her ailing brother.
Warious checked on Maul, he was an interesting shade of purple where he was normally red. He was going to be fine; providing he rested for the day. It was just about then that Warious realized she would have to train Luka for the day. Warious never trained anyone in her entire life. She didn't think she was exactly ready for the experience but now Warious had no real choice.
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Warious made Luka go through with meditation and he seemed to be okay with it...for five minutes.
-Dutak? Are we done yet?-
-No Luka, keep meditating.-
Two minutes later...
-Are we done yet?-
-No.-
Mere seconds later...
-Now?-
Warious had the feeling that this was going to be a very long day.
............
They made it, more or less, through meditation. Warious then went over what Maul had taught Luka yesterday, and suddenly realized that it really was going to be a very long day.
-Um, I don't really remember what Maul taught me.-
"WHAT?!?"
Haldir, in a tree safely 'out of reach', laughed at her. Warious glared at her companion which made him laugh all the more. She reached out with the force and violently shook the tree Haldir was in till he fell out.
Turning back to Luka, Warious heard a small strangled 'Ow' before continuing, "Let's start from the beginning then."
So Warious started with the simple force abilities like standing on one's heads and lifting several rocks that are as big as a box. (A/N: Sorry. Too much Weird Al) Warious ran Luka through the basic force skills; like lifting objects, moving things with the force and more meditation.
-More of that?- Luka whined when Warious told him to meditate again.
"Yes 'more of that'. You need to learn this."
-Why?-
Warious sighed, feeling frustrated. "Because I am your temporary master and I say that you must learn it."
-You have no idea do you?-
"The purpose is to learn how to obey your master even if he or she asks you to do something that seems silly. That is why. Now meditate!" Warious told her Ewok apprentice. Luka grumbled and attempted to meditate.
It was quiet for at least five minutes before Haldir finally groaned from his awkward position on the ground and got up. He had landed on his head and was lying with his head and neck on the ground and the other half of his body was draped over a low branch. He came over to Warious and asked, "Why did you do that?"
"You laughed. I am trying to do something that I really stink at, and your laughing at me does not help." Warious hissed at him so Luka wouldn't be disturbed. She looked over at her temporary apprentice and saw that he had indeed stopped meditating and was watching them expectantly. "Meditate!" Warious ordered the Ewok. Quickly Luka went back to 'meditating'.
Haldir slung an arm around Warious shoulder and turned her to face him. "What?" Warious asked when he didn't say anything.
"You owe me after that stunt you pulled with the tree."
"Oh yes...I'm sorry. But don't you ever laugh at me again when I am trying to do something I normally stink at, please."
Haldir slid his other arm around Warious' waist and secured the one around her shoulders making it a bit hard to get away. "I accept your apology."
"Let me go please. Luka is right there and," she directed her next words at Luka, "HE ISN"T MEDITATING!"
Haldir winced. 'Oh shoot, I forgot about his ears,' Warious thought.
"I'm sorry." Warious said, lowering her voice.
Haldir growled and then kissed her. Warious tried to pull away but found that he had strategically placed his arms around her so she couldn't get away. Haldir kissed Warious more insistently and soon found herself responding. Warious wrapped her arms around him; one going around his back and the other sliding up to feel his long, soft, hair. Warious lost myself in his kiss and wished they never had to stop.
They had been kissing for at least a few minutes before Warious felt a tug on her pants, at the knee. Warious remembered that she was supposed to be training Luka and sighed. Warious reluctantly broke the kiss and said, "I need to do my sithly duties now, Haldir."
"Do you have to?" He asked disappointed.
Warious nodded, not really wanting to let go. Haldir sighed and let go but then caught her arm. Warious turned to look at him. "I love you," he said, then kissed Warious quickly and let go of her arm.
Warious turned back to Luka, who was looked expectantly at her. -You two are life mates?- the force sensitive Ewok asked.
-He wants to be my life mate.-
-Then why are you two not life mates?-
-We need to be married first Luka Siz. That is the way it is here. Now let's try moving trees.-
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Warious finally finished the day's training session with Luka with out any further distractions. Now they are inside eating lunch. Warious checked on Maul to see how he was doing. He was more red than purple so that meant the Ewokian cold was going away.
After lunch Warious went to her job at the library.
..........
It was another wonderfully boring day at the library for Darth Warious. But she was okay with that. Warious preferred not having to deal with the teens that wreaked havoc in a library.
Warious got home to find dinner ready. She scolded Haldir for not asking her first and then thanked him for making dinner. He looked a little confused at first because of Warious' strange method of thanking him, but then kissed her after it registered.
Warious pulled away before they got carried away and sat down to eat with a bouncy Ewok and a slightly sick Darth Maul.
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Warious was upstairs on the computer and talking to her friends on the Middle-earth Message board. Haldir came in and wrapped his arms around her. Warious looked up at him, "Yes? What do you want?"
"To marry you." He replied and then kissed her.
"What if I say 'yes'?" Warious asked him when he stopped.
"Then you will make me a very happy Elf."
Warious kissed Haldir full on the mouth and then said, "I want to make you a happy elf."
"Does this mean...?"
"It means 'yes'. I will marry you." Warious replied. She got out of the chair and looked into his eyes. They were about to kiss when loud yelling interrupted them. Warious sighed and went to the top of the stairs. "KEEP IT DOWN!"
Warious came back into her room and asked Haldir why they always got interrupted. "I have no idea. Now, where were we?" So they kissed.
Awhile later...
Warious plopped down into bed, "Let's get some sleep now." So they did.
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'I seem to be waking up to a whole lot of things lately,' Darth Warious thought feeling the bed bounce under her as she heard delighted giggling. 'First I wake up being kissed, then I find myself on Endor, next in the Matrix, now to a bouncing Ewok.' Warious cracked open one eye to watch Luka Siz jumping on her bed like a two-year-old. It was amusing to watch. Then Warious finally started feeling motion sick from the bouncing of Maul's apprentice. "Luka!" -Stop bouncing on my bed please.-
"Chak Dutak," Luka replied and got off of the bed after one last bounce.
Warious groaned and rolled off her bed, landing on the floor with a loud 'thunk'. Luka looked at Warious suspiciously and asked, -You aren't getting sick too, are you?-
"Why in Kessel's bloody name would I be sick?"
Haldir bolted into the room. "Maul is very sick Warious. I've never seen an ailment like this before!"
"What color is Maul?" Warious asked.
-Funny you should ask that 'cause Maul seems to have 'Dark-moon' syndrome.-
Dark-moon syndrome is a common Ewok sickness and more like their version of a cold. In most species it is akin to the flu and turns non-furry humanoids blue. Warious seemed to be immune to it though. Sighing Warious got up and went to look at her ailing brother.
Warious checked on Maul, he was an interesting shade of purple where he was normally red. He was going to be fine; providing he rested for the day. It was just about then that Warious realized she would have to train Luka for the day. Warious never trained anyone in her entire life. She didn't think she was exactly ready for the experience but now Warious had no real choice.
............
Warious made Luka go through with meditation and he seemed to be okay with it...for five minutes.
-Dutak? Are we done yet?-
-No Luka, keep meditating.-
Two minutes later...
-Are we done yet?-
-No.-
Mere seconds later...
-Now?-
Warious had the feeling that this was going to be a very long day.
............
They made it, more or less, through meditation. Warious then went over what Maul had taught Luka yesterday, and suddenly realized that it really was going to be a very long day.
-Um, I don't really remember what Maul taught me.-
"WHAT?!?"
Haldir, in a tree safely 'out of reach', laughed at her. Warious glared at her companion which made him laugh all the more. She reached out with the force and violently shook the tree Haldir was in till he fell out.
Turning back to Luka, Warious heard a small strangled 'Ow' before continuing, "Let's start from the beginning then."
So Warious started with the simple force abilities like standing on one's heads and lifting several rocks that are as big as a box. (A/N: Sorry. Too much Weird Al) Warious ran Luka through the basic force skills; like lifting objects, moving things with the force and more meditation.
-More of that?- Luka whined when Warious told him to meditate again.
"Yes 'more of that'. You need to learn this."
-Why?-
Warious sighed, feeling frustrated. "Because I am your temporary master and I say that you must learn it."
-You have no idea do you?-
"The purpose is to learn how to obey your master even if he or she asks you to do something that seems silly. That is why. Now meditate!" Warious told her Ewok apprentice. Luka grumbled and attempted to meditate.
It was quiet for at least five minutes before Haldir finally groaned from his awkward position on the ground and got up. He had landed on his head and was lying with his head and neck on the ground and the other half of his body was draped over a low branch. He came over to Warious and asked, "Why did you do that?"
"You laughed. I am trying to do something that I really stink at, and your laughing at me does not help." Warious hissed at him so Luka wouldn't be disturbed. She looked over at her temporary apprentice and saw that he had indeed stopped meditating and was watching them expectantly. "Meditate!" Warious ordered the Ewok. Quickly Luka went back to 'meditating'.
Haldir slung an arm around Warious shoulder and turned her to face him. "What?" Warious asked when he didn't say anything.
"You owe me after that stunt you pulled with the tree."
"Oh yes...I'm sorry. But don't you ever laugh at me again when I am trying to do something I normally stink at, please."
Haldir slid his other arm around Warious' waist and secured the one around her shoulders making it a bit hard to get away. "I accept your apology."
"Let me go please. Luka is right there and," she directed her next words at Luka, "HE ISN"T MEDITATING!"
Haldir winced. 'Oh shoot, I forgot about his ears,' Warious thought.
"I'm sorry." Warious said, lowering her voice.
Haldir growled and then kissed her. Warious tried to pull away but found that he had strategically placed his arms around her so she couldn't get away. Haldir kissed Warious more insistently and soon found herself responding. Warious wrapped her arms around him; one going around his back and the other sliding up to feel his long, soft, hair. Warious lost myself in his kiss and wished they never had to stop.
They had been kissing for at least a few minutes before Warious felt a tug on her pants, at the knee. Warious remembered that she was supposed to be training Luka and sighed. Warious reluctantly broke the kiss and said, "I need to do my sithly duties now, Haldir."
"Do you have to?" He asked disappointed.
Warious nodded, not really wanting to let go. Haldir sighed and let go but then caught her arm. Warious turned to look at him. "I love you," he said, then kissed Warious quickly and let go of her arm.
Warious turned back to Luka, who was looked expectantly at her. -You two are life mates?- the force sensitive Ewok asked.
-He wants to be my life mate.-
-Then why are you two not life mates?-
-We need to be married first Luka Siz. That is the way it is here. Now let's try moving trees.-
............
Warious finally finished the day's training session with Luka with out any further distractions. Now they are inside eating lunch. Warious checked on Maul to see how he was doing. He was more red than purple so that meant the Ewokian cold was going away.
After lunch Warious went to her job at the library.
..........
It was another wonderfully boring day at the library for Darth Warious. But she was okay with that. Warious preferred not having to deal with the teens that wreaked havoc in a library.
Warious got home to find dinner ready. She scolded Haldir for not asking her first and then thanked him for making dinner. He looked a little confused at first because of Warious' strange method of thanking him, but then kissed her after it registered.
Warious pulled away before they got carried away and sat down to eat with a bouncy Ewok and a slightly sick Darth Maul.
.........
Warious was upstairs on the computer and talking to her friends on the Middle-earth Message board. Haldir came in and wrapped his arms around her. Warious looked up at him, "Yes? What do you want?"
"To marry you." He replied and then kissed her.
"What if I say 'yes'?" Warious asked him when he stopped.
"Then you will make me a very happy Elf."
Warious kissed Haldir full on the mouth and then said, "I want to make you a happy elf."
"Does this mean...?"
"It means 'yes'. I will marry you." Warious replied. She got out of the chair and looked into his eyes. They were about to kiss when loud yelling interrupted them. Warious sighed and went to the top of the stairs. "KEEP IT DOWN!"
Warious came back into her room and asked Haldir why they always got interrupted. "I have no idea. Now, where were we?" So they kissed.
Awhile later...
Warious plopped down into bed, "Let's get some sleep now." So they did.
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