Hey, everyone. Sorry, but there will only be 4 chapters this week. You see, the chapter I had posted yesterday had been written the day before, when was acting up. You see, in addition to the problems of , I've been feeling very tired lately. I had gone shoe shopping yesterday, and by the time we had gotten home, I just didn't feel like writing. So I just took the already written Chapter 38 and posted it, then relaxed. This final storyline is going to be 3 chapters, with a 1-2 chapter epilogue. That means we only have 4-5 chapters left. Argh, as soon as I'm done with this series, I'm taking a nap. XD
---Kouji Tamino
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Yamato leaned in closer, his lips reaching Tokimi's. "I'm going to kiss you, my dear…" Their lips touched, and they stayed that way for about a minute, eyes closed.
Tokimi was in complete bliss. Her first intimate moment, and it couldn't be more perfect. Yamato on top of her almost naked body, kissing her. Suddenly, some hair fell into her face. She opened her eyes, confused. She broke the kiss to look at Yamato. "Yamato, did your hair grow--" Her eyes widened. Lying on top of her was a girl with long brown hair and gray eyes, wearing Yamato's clothes. She also had a nice pair of-- "Gyaaah!!! What the hell is going on?!"
Yamato quickly got off of Tokimi, looking at her, yes her, body. "Wha-what? What's going on?"
"Yamato!!" Keitaro screamed, running into the lounge. "I remember what I was going to tell you!! The slab that I found said this in Lakunian: 'If a male virgin drinks the water of Lakuna, he will become a woman if he does anything intimate with the woman he loves.' I ran over here to ask if you… had… um… " He stared at the female Yamato. "… drank the water…"
Yamato glared at her father. "It's a little late for that, father…"
Keitaro and Yamato looked over to a fainting Tokimi. The elder Urashima male stared back at Yamato. "…Oh crap…"
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Love Hina Next
Chapter 39: Yamato the Girl?!
Yamato stared at his, er, her body in shock. "Oh my god, I'm a chick!" She glared at Keitaro. "Dad! What the hell is going on?!" She walked over to him, unsheathed the sword 'Hina', and raised it over his head. "Tell me!!"
Keitaro waved his hands in defense. "H-hey! Don't kill the messenger! And I already told you! Drinking water from the island of Lakuna, and being a virgin caused this!" He sighed in relief as Yamato sheathed the sword. "Now, you and Tokimi had to have done something in order to trigger this…"
Tokimi blushed. "Well, we were kind of having a make-out session and…"
Keitaro nodded. "Well, according to the writings, this is only temporary…"
Tokimi sighed. "This is stressful… I need another bath…"
Suddenly, there was a huge booming sound from upstairs. Rikina stumbled down, looking charred. "Damn, another failed experiment… I need another bath…" She sniffed the air, then looked to Yamato. "Hey girl, you stink… Who are you, anyway?"
Yamato sighed. "Rikina, it's me… Yamato…"
Rikina's eyebrow twitched. "Um, what?"
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"Whaaaat?!" the other girls screamed, all in the hot springs. Yamato, still a woman, was in the middle of the group.
Ami whimpered. "Yamato-sama is a woman? Oh horrible!"
Nina's eyes widened. "Mama-Sarah warned me about men that become women…"
Kai, who was peeking from behind the wall that separated the men's and women's baths, snickered. "Yamato, you are one poor sap!" He was then smacked in the face with a bucket. "Ow!" He fell back, a new bump on his head.
Tokimi rubbed Yamato on the back. "Don't listen to that nasty perverted bunny, honey…"
Kimomo raised an eyebrow. "Eh, whatever… Woman or man, I'd still do Yamato…" She smiled seductively. "What do you say? Up for some girl-on-girl action?"
Yamato blushed heavily, slowly backing away from Kimomo. "Um, what about Jin?"
Kimomo giggled. "Oh, he can join, if he wants…"
Meiruuna laughed. "Ooh, I like your style… Can I video-tape it all and sell the copies?"
"Of course!" Kimomo replied. "We can do it right here in the springs, in fact!" She grabbed Yamato's arm. "Come here, hot thing!"
Yamato screamed. "Kyaaah! Let me go!!"
Tokimi, Rikina, and Ami glared. "Get your hands off of him, er… Off of her, Kimomo!" Tokimi grabbed her other arm and she got into a tug of war with Kimomo. Rikina and Ami cheered Tokimi on, while Meiruuna and Nina watched in amusement.
Suddenly, in a poof of smoke, Yamato turned back into a male. His nosed gushed blood and he quickly covered it up. He looked around, embarrassed. "Um, hey girls…" He said nervously.
Ami covered herself up, lip trembling. "Uh, um…" She grabbed her towel and burst into a run, getting as far away as she could. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Don't look at me, Yamato-sama!!"
Yamato was then met in the face with a kick and two punches. "You made Ami cry!!" Rikina and Tokimi screamed, fists still raised.
Nina, who was the one who had kicked Yamato, stuck her tongue out. "Pervy-Yama!"
Tokimi gasped in realization, then she wrapped her towel around herself and ran over to Yamato. "Yamato, I'm sorry! I got carried away!! Please be okay!"
Yamato chuckled, rubbing his head. "I'm all right, I'm all right!" He knocked on his head, which made a loud 'thunk' noise. "I'm seemingly immortal like my dad, remember?"
Tokimi smiled, hugging him. "Silly…"
Rikina stared at the two, then smiled slightly. She wrapped herself up and left the bath, as did the others soon after. As they were leaving the bath, they heard another 'poof'.
"Crap! I turned into a girl again!!" the female Yamato screamed.
Tokimi began whining. "So we can't even hug anymore?! Damn, this isn't fair!!!"
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In the lounge, everyone sat around Yamato. Keitaro walked into the room, shaking his head. "My my, what a mess this is…"
Yamato, a bit flustered at everyone staring at her, growled. "You commentary isn't helping, dad…"
Keitaro rubbed his temples. "I know, I know! Damn, Naru is going to kill me when she finds out about this…"
Sarah stared at Yamato, tilting her head to get a better look. "Shit, this isn't normal… Not normal at all!"
Shinobu sweat dropped. "Is it any stranger than anything else that's happened within the past 28 or so years?"
Sarah crossed her arms. "Actually, yes… The closet thing we've had to a transformation before this was Su's 'Red Moon' transformation… Now Yamato has gone and changed sex's on us!"
Kimomo giggled. "Yamato, this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't' have played so hard to get and just out right screwed one of us before this whole island incident…"
Shinobu smacked her head. "Kimomo, you are just unbelievable! What would your mother say if she heard you talking like that?"
Kimomo pouted. "She wouldn't like it at all… I'm sorry…"
Shinobu nodded, patting her on the back. "It's okay…"
Rikina cleared her throat. "Um, is there anyway to break this 'Curse of the Lakuna Water', or is Tokimi and Yamato's relationship doomed unless they get into some lesbian action?"
Everyone sweat dropped as Keitaro had a nosebleed. He quickly stuffed some tissues up his nose and cleared his throat. "Well, I have some good news! I found another tablet that from what I've translated so far, seems to have the solution to our little problem. This will take me a few days, so deal with all of this for a while…" He walked across the room and opened the door to go outside. "I'll see you all later! I've got to finish translating the other tablet!" He tripped and fell, ladning on his face. Everyone sweat dropped. He quickly got up, dusting himself off and his glasses broken. "I'm all right! Bye!" He walked off, closing the door.
Shinobu giggled, putting hand to her mouth. "That's our Keitaro…"
Yamato smacked her forehead. She suddenly 'poofed' back into a male. "I swear, if I ever end up like him, someone please shoot me…"
Sarah suddenly pulled a pistol out of nowhere. "Okay! Head, heart, stomach or crotch?"
Yamato's eyes widened. "Hold up, 'Trigger-Happy Sarah'! I didn't mean now!"
Sarah pouted, putting the gun away. "Awww, you're no fun…"
Yamato sighed, looking to Tokimi. "I guess that we won't be much of a couple until dad finds out how to break this curse, huh?…"
Tokimi nodded. "Yeah…" She looked away, crossing her arms.
Yamato frowned. "Hey, what's wrong?"
Tokimi looked back to him. "It's all my fault…"
Yamato gave her a confused look. "What do you mean?"
Tokimi pounded her fist on the table. "I'm the one that accidentally made you drink the water! It's my fault that you're like this!!"
Yamato shook his head. "No, it isn't your fault…" He stared into Tokimi's eyes. "Look, we can make it through this, okay? It's not that bad, my dad is searching for the way to break the curse…"
Tokimi, calming down, nodded. "You're right, we can do this… It just means that we can't kiss or hug or anything like that for a while…"
"Aww, no sex?" Kimomo tilted her head, pouting. "You poor things!"
Yamato glared at the horny samurai girl. "Kimomo, are you a virgin?"
Kimomo looked down sadly. "Yes…"
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The next morning, Yamato awoke with a huge yawn. He scratched his head and with one eye open, he got up, walked out if his room, and made his way downstairs. When he reached the bottom of the stairs and walked into the kitchen for something to eat, his eyes fully opened and his jaw dropped. Standing there in the kitchen were the girls, all dressed up in 'French Maid' uniforms, smiling. Except for Sarah, that is. She just scowled and crossed her arms. Ami was blushing, looking away. Yamato, after getting over the initial shock, smiled. "Wow, you guys look great! What's the occasion, though?"
Tokimi stepped forward to hug him, but stopped in realization. "Well, we decided that because of what's happened in the past few days, we'd do something special!"
"In other words: They felt sorry for your ass and decided to make you feel better…" She yelped as Shinobu elbowed her. "Ow!"
Ami smiled brightly. "Don't be afraid to ask us for anything!"
"Except for sex," Kimomo added. "That'll cost ya!" She screamed as Ami zapped her in the butt. "Grrr…"
Nina gave off the 'peace' sign and grinned. "Basically, we're your slaves for the day!"
Yamato blinked. "Um, thanks… I think…"
Shinobu walked over to the table and pulled out a chair. "Please sit down and eat…"
Yamato looked at the table, where a plate of breakfast was waiting for him. "Um, what about the rest of you?"
"Us?" Rikina began. "We already ate. It's 10:00 A.M.!"
Sarah chuckled. "I tried to wake you up, but you would budge… Anyway, think of it as 'brunch', as they call it in the West! Eat up, before I shovel it down your throat."
Ami walked up to Yamato, still blushing. "Yamato-sama, would you like some coffee or tea?"
Yamato thought for a few seconds. "Um, I think I'll have some coffee…" He decided, scratching his head. "I'm still a bit tired…" He watched as Ami nodded and ran to go get some coffee. He then suddenly felt a pair of hands rubbing his shoulder. He sighed as the hands rubbed him into bliss. (No, not in that way, sickos…) He gasped as he heard Rikina's voice.
"So, how am I at massaging?" Rikina said softly. She leaned down and whispered into his ear. "Am I doing a… good job?"
Before Yamato could answer, Rikina was pushed out of the way by Tokimi. "Hey! I'm the girlfriend!" She began to give her own shoulder massage. "Let me do it, Yamato…"
Rikina then retaliated and pushed Tokimi away. "Hands off, Tokimi! You might turn him into a woman again!"
This caused a pushing war between the two young women. Unfortunately, this caused them to bump into Ami, who was now in the middle of serving Yamato his hot, scorching coffee… She accidentally dropped the coffee pot, and everything was seemingly in slow motion as everyone watched the pot fall into Yamato's lap. His eyes widened as it fell closer, closer…
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Static raised an eyebrow as he stopped cleaning the window. He and Jin had found a part time job in washing windows. He put down his paintbrush and cupped his ear.
Jin, watching his brother, also stopped cleaning. "Yo, Static… What's up?"
Static, not looking away, continued to cup his ear. "I think I heard someone scream… A man, in his early 20's, most likely living with 2 or more women, pot of hot coffee dropped on his lap…"
Jin scowled. "Nah, now you're the one hearing things… Now let's get back to scrubbing, or we'll get fired!"
Static shrugged, then went back to washing the glass. He began to hum. "Dum diddly dum! Dum diddly dee! Oooohweeee!"
Jin's eyebrow twitched. "All right, that's it!!" Jin lunged toward Static, who at that moment, just happened to bend down to get more water on his washcloth. Jin missed, falling off of the platform that they were on. "Shiiiit!"
Static stood up, then looked around. "Jin?" He shrugged. "Must have went on another break… What a slacker…" He began to whistle, continuing his washing of the windows.
Jin, who had fortunately landed the back of a truck full of pillows, stared at the sky. "…I am soooo kicking his ass once the all feeling in my body returns…"
End of Chapter 39
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Doot-de-doo! Another chapter finished! I had trouble about 2/3's through, though… But obviously, I over came it! Take that, writer's block!
Writer's Block: ;.;