~~Hello! This is another short humor chapter. Fans: It better be funny
humor. Me: I was never
that good at comedy...Fans: *evil grin*~~
Disclaimer: I don't know anything about disclaimers, but I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters in my fanficcy. Except Corita. *Pokes Corita's head* Corita: DON'T POKE ME! AHH!!
"OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUMMI SHIP! GUMMI SHIP! GUMMI SHIP! I LOVE THE GUMMI SHIP!" Sora sang.
Corita threw a shoe at him. "Be quiet! I think I'm gonna be sick..."
"Oh, Corita, stop being such a stick-in-the-mud!" Goofy called cheerfully.
"Seriously, are you okay?" Donald quacked, looking at her.
"I'm fine! Never felt better!"
"Goody! More Heartless ships!" Sora said as Goofy pressed the 'DON'T PRESS UNLESS HEARTLESS SHIPS ARE ATTEMPTING TO SHOOT YOU OUT OF THE SKY' button, and they were shot down.
"How much farther to Traverse Town?" Donald asked.
"We're almost there!" Goofy said.
"Darn..." Sora said sadly.
"We just need to rest up and restock and then we'll be on our way!"
"YAY!"
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"Donald..."
"Donald..."
"Donald."
"DONALD!"
"Huh? Wha? What is it, Goofy?"
"No, it's me, Sora. We have to get out of here before Goofy and Corita start singing their peppy morning song!"
"Oh! I'm right behind you!"
The 2 friends creeped slowly out of the hotel bedroom where they were staying with Goofy. Goofy was still sound asleep, which suprised them, because it was 4:30 in the morning. They walked out of the hotel quietly, and looked at each other triumphantly.
"We did it!" Sora said. "Now, where can we hide out?"
"We'll go to my nephew's shop! C'mon!"
Slowly and quietly, they snuck out of the Second District and into the First District. They walked over to the item shop Donald had pointed out.
"Oh, yeah! I remember that place! They told me Corita had left there when-" Sora said, but couldn't finish, because Corita walked out of a nearby shop.
"Oof!" Sora said as Donald dragged him into an alley.
"What's she doing here?" Donald asked.
"Probably buying coffee and sugar for her and Goofy." Sora answered. "No wonder they're so energetic in the morning."
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"HEY! Where were you guys? Huh? Huh? Huh?" Corita asked.
"Umm...shopping." Sora answered.
"Really????? How come I saw you this morning at about 4:30??? Huh? Huh?" Corita said.
"You spotted us?" Donald asked, but he got a shove from Sora instead of an answer.
"Alright. The truth is...we were trying to escape your peppy morning song."
"Peppy morning song?" Goofy asked. "OH YEAH! OUR PEPPY MORNING SONG!"
As Corita and Goofy began to sing, Sora and Donald threw everything they had at them. Pillows, socks, shoes, anything, but they wouldn't stop. Finally, after threats to tie them to a post and leave them for the Heartless in the Third District, they finally shut up.
"NO MORE COFFEE FOR YOU!" Donald said, dragging them to the item shop.
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"Welcome!!" The ducklings quacked, scurrying around the shop.
"I'm Huey!"
"I'm Dewey!"
"I'm Louie!"
"Thanks. We know your names." Donald said.
"Aw, you're always so grouchy Donald! Lighten up!" They said. "So...whatcha need?"
"Well, we need potions, ethers and new weapons." Goofy said, reading off a slip of paper he'd written.
"OKAY!" They stacked potion on potion on ether on ether, and then showed them the weapons.
"Here Goofy, try this one!" Huey said, handing him a small blue and green shield.
"Wow! Not bad!" He said, taking a few practice swings.
"Here Donald!" Dewey said, handing him a blue staff with a star on top.
Louie handed Corita a white staff with a clear star on top.
"Hey, not bad!" Corita said, swishing the staff around a bit.
The ducklings looked at Sora. "Do you need-"
"Nope! I'm good!" He said, taking out the Keyblade. They stared at it in awe.
"Wow...what door does that key open?"
They hopped on the counter and started adding up the cost.
"Alright...let's see...you owe us...54,000 munny." They said.
"WHAT?!?!?" Donald shrieked. He hopped over the counter and stared at them.
"YOU FORGOT THE DECIMAL POINT!" he said.
"Oops! Sorry! The cost is 540 munny." Huey said.
They paid and walked out of the store with their new weapons.
"54,000 munny...I thought I taught them math..." Donald grumbled.
"Oh, calm down. WHO'S UP FOR ANOTHER RIDE IN THE GUMMI SHIP!??!?!?" Sora said.
"Ugh..." Corita said.
~~Me: *stares at rabid fans* Fans: *Stare back* Me: See what happens next time in the wonderful world of Twin Hearts! Fans: Shaddup.~~
Disclaimer: I don't know anything about disclaimers, but I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters in my fanficcy. Except Corita. *Pokes Corita's head* Corita: DON'T POKE ME! AHH!!
"OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUMMI SHIP! GUMMI SHIP! GUMMI SHIP! I LOVE THE GUMMI SHIP!" Sora sang.
Corita threw a shoe at him. "Be quiet! I think I'm gonna be sick..."
"Oh, Corita, stop being such a stick-in-the-mud!" Goofy called cheerfully.
"Seriously, are you okay?" Donald quacked, looking at her.
"I'm fine! Never felt better!"
"Goody! More Heartless ships!" Sora said as Goofy pressed the 'DON'T PRESS UNLESS HEARTLESS SHIPS ARE ATTEMPTING TO SHOOT YOU OUT OF THE SKY' button, and they were shot down.
"How much farther to Traverse Town?" Donald asked.
"We're almost there!" Goofy said.
"Darn..." Sora said sadly.
"We just need to rest up and restock and then we'll be on our way!"
"YAY!"
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"Donald..."
"Donald..."
"Donald."
"DONALD!"
"Huh? Wha? What is it, Goofy?"
"No, it's me, Sora. We have to get out of here before Goofy and Corita start singing their peppy morning song!"
"Oh! I'm right behind you!"
The 2 friends creeped slowly out of the hotel bedroom where they were staying with Goofy. Goofy was still sound asleep, which suprised them, because it was 4:30 in the morning. They walked out of the hotel quietly, and looked at each other triumphantly.
"We did it!" Sora said. "Now, where can we hide out?"
"We'll go to my nephew's shop! C'mon!"
Slowly and quietly, they snuck out of the Second District and into the First District. They walked over to the item shop Donald had pointed out.
"Oh, yeah! I remember that place! They told me Corita had left there when-" Sora said, but couldn't finish, because Corita walked out of a nearby shop.
"Oof!" Sora said as Donald dragged him into an alley.
"What's she doing here?" Donald asked.
"Probably buying coffee and sugar for her and Goofy." Sora answered. "No wonder they're so energetic in the morning."
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"HEY! Where were you guys? Huh? Huh? Huh?" Corita asked.
"Umm...shopping." Sora answered.
"Really????? How come I saw you this morning at about 4:30??? Huh? Huh?" Corita said.
"You spotted us?" Donald asked, but he got a shove from Sora instead of an answer.
"Alright. The truth is...we were trying to escape your peppy morning song."
"Peppy morning song?" Goofy asked. "OH YEAH! OUR PEPPY MORNING SONG!"
As Corita and Goofy began to sing, Sora and Donald threw everything they had at them. Pillows, socks, shoes, anything, but they wouldn't stop. Finally, after threats to tie them to a post and leave them for the Heartless in the Third District, they finally shut up.
"NO MORE COFFEE FOR YOU!" Donald said, dragging them to the item shop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Welcome!!" The ducklings quacked, scurrying around the shop.
"I'm Huey!"
"I'm Dewey!"
"I'm Louie!"
"Thanks. We know your names." Donald said.
"Aw, you're always so grouchy Donald! Lighten up!" They said. "So...whatcha need?"
"Well, we need potions, ethers and new weapons." Goofy said, reading off a slip of paper he'd written.
"OKAY!" They stacked potion on potion on ether on ether, and then showed them the weapons.
"Here Goofy, try this one!" Huey said, handing him a small blue and green shield.
"Wow! Not bad!" He said, taking a few practice swings.
"Here Donald!" Dewey said, handing him a blue staff with a star on top.
Louie handed Corita a white staff with a clear star on top.
"Hey, not bad!" Corita said, swishing the staff around a bit.
The ducklings looked at Sora. "Do you need-"
"Nope! I'm good!" He said, taking out the Keyblade. They stared at it in awe.
"Wow...what door does that key open?"
They hopped on the counter and started adding up the cost.
"Alright...let's see...you owe us...54,000 munny." They said.
"WHAT?!?!?" Donald shrieked. He hopped over the counter and stared at them.
"YOU FORGOT THE DECIMAL POINT!" he said.
"Oops! Sorry! The cost is 540 munny." Huey said.
They paid and walked out of the store with their new weapons.
"54,000 munny...I thought I taught them math..." Donald grumbled.
"Oh, calm down. WHO'S UP FOR ANOTHER RIDE IN THE GUMMI SHIP!??!?!?" Sora said.
"Ugh..." Corita said.
~~Me: *stares at rabid fans* Fans: *Stare back* Me: See what happens next time in the wonderful world of Twin Hearts! Fans: Shaddup.~~