(Planetside. The away team has broken up into groups. THE CAPTAIN and CHAKOTAY have gone off in one direction, BE'LANNA TORRES and HARRY KIM go off in another. The camera follows the command team.
THE CAPTAIN: What are we doing here again?
CHAKOTAY: Who really cares? Be'lanna and Kim will take care of it, let's go somewhere and talk for a while.
THE CAPTAIN: Talk about what?
CHAKOTAY: Oh, I don't know, getting home, life, the universe, everything, why the number forty-seven comes up so often in the readings…
THE CAPTAIN: Our discussion. Does it have to involve talking?
CHAKOTAY: (Grins.) No.
THE CAPTAIN: In that case, Away Mission Plan One-Alpha. (She takes off running.)
CHAKOTAY: (Follows.)
(Skew to HARRY KIM and BE'LANNA TORRES)
HARRY KIM: Well, what are we supposed to do?
BE'LANNA TORRES: Look for stupid people.
HARRY KIM: What about Momm- I mean, the Captain?
BE'LANNA TORRES: She's busy.
HARRY KIM: Oooh! Looky over there! (He goes over to a bush. It eats him.)
BE'LANNA TORRES: Damn. Now I have to find a new kitchen rat. Oh well. Whatever we get will suck anyways. Good thing I brought a good book. I'll just finish this until they get back, then run off and say I couldn't find anything. (Pulls out PADD, begins to read. Starts humming.)
BLACK CARD SAYING ONE HOUR LATER
(THE CAPTAIN and CHAKOTAY run onto the scene. Hair: A mess. Uniforms: Disheveled. Rank Pins: Askew.)
THE CAPTAIN: Find anything?
BE'LANNA TORRES: No. Harry got eaten by a bush.
CHAKOTAY: Of course. Four to beam up, and take Harry to Sick Bay.