Commercial. We see an Adult Swim type slide show. (Jingle Bells plays in background.)
CARD ONE: Wishlist Excerpts from The Voyager Crew.
CARD TWO: Coffee. Available from Starbucks.
CARD TWO: Real food. Available from the green grocers.
CARD THREE: Moonshine. Available from any redneck south of the Mason-Dixon line.
CARD FOUR: Rubber? Available from… Troy?
CARD FIVE: Didn't know that Troy had any major exports.
CARD SIX: Bloodwine. Available from Q'onos.
CARD SEVEN: Romulan Ale. Available only on Romulus.
CARD EIGHT: A Puppy. Available from a bitch. Except I don't think Seven carries them.
CARD NINE: Lingerie. Available from Victoria's Secret.
CARD TEN: A visit from Santa Clause.
CARD ELEVEN: The Captain to really be happy and stop missing Earth. Or a McLaren F1. Leather interior. Chrome trim. Heated seats. Spinner rims. A reality check. Available from McLaren. Well, the car anyway.
CARD TWELVE: Medicine, particularly antidotes to hangovers. Replicated, not home-brew.
CARD THIRTEEN: Something that isn't socks. Please don't let it be socks. Anything but socks.
CARD FOURTEEN: These were taken from the wish lists of The Captain, Chell, Tom Paris, Tom Paris, Tom Paris, Tom Paris, The Captain, Be'lanna Torres, Harry Kim, Chakotay, the Doctor, and Tuvok. In that order.
CARD FIFTEEN: Tom Paris wrote a lot of lists.