The Untold Secret
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A/N SORRY 4 NOT UPDATING! I REALLY REALLY AM!!!! I'll be better at it from now on, lol. To make a long a/n short..LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Right when they got to Hogwarts, Remus and Kayz went to see Madam Pomfrey, who fixed her up right away. The headache was still there, however. As Remus and Kayz went to the Great Hall, she started to slow down.
"What's wrong?" Remus asked.
"Nothing.." Kayz said, and they entered the Great Hall and looked for James, Lily, MoMo, Sirius, and Peter. They then found them sitting in the front and headed towards them.
"So, everything's fine, then?" Lily asked as Remus and Kayz sat down next to each other.
"Yeah," Remus said, smiling, as Kayz leaned back in her seat, looking at the doors, as if to see a mad man with a chainsaw come in. Suddenly, the doors actually did come open, causing Kayz to fall backwards, off of her seat and onto the ground. When she looked up, she saw Professor McGonagall walking up with a bunch of 1st years. As she passed, Kayz started to get up but the kids were too fast and started to step on her.
"Owwwww! OUCH!! Wait..NO, NOT THE FACE!! NOT MY VALUABLE FACE! HEY YOU, KID!!! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSE TO HAVE CLEATS!" Kayz said, and after a few minutes, she was able to get up. Everyone gasped as she sat, then they went quiet until the sound of giggles came from MoMo. Kayz took out a mirror from her little side carrying backpack and almost screamed when she saw. There were cleat marks all over her face, along with blackish grey marks. She took a napkin and wiped it all off and threw it at MoMo, which hit her like a brick cause I don't know. (lol).
"When I call your name, please step forward, try on the sorting hat, and go sit with your house that it chooses," Professor McGonagall said, unrolling a piece of parchment. Peter leaned in to everyone and whispered "She's one HOT chili pepper! Do you know if she's married?" Everyone scooted away from him.
"Anita Bath!" Professor McGonagall said, sighing. 'She's not the only one..'. She then turned her head towards Snape, who was smelling his arm pits. After a few more names were called, only 10 students remained, and Kayz was turning purple..maybe it was because she was holding her breath but you really never know until you ask but in this case, you really don't want to know.
"Pierce, Kayla!" McGonagall said, and everyone at Gryffindor, and Snape and his smelly lil friends, gasped as a girl that looked almost exactly like Kayz got up on the stool. Kayz banged her head on the desk.
"What's so surprising about that?" James asked. "It's just a name of some unknown girl who looks nothing familiar."
"James.." Lily said.
"Yeah?" James asked.
"I knew you fell on your head once, but you seem to have been a little bit more then that.." Lily replied, shaking her head. James looked at Kayla, then at Kayz, then back to everyone else.
"Ohh..I get it," James said. "Their first syllable of their name is kuh!" Everyone slapped their forheads. After a few more minutes, the hat finally shouted-
"Gryithuffclaw!"
Bird chirps
Tumble weed goes by
"Oops..I mean..uhhhhhhhh..SLYTHERIN!" Everyone gasped.
"Oh, come on! Stop mocking my sayings.." The hat said in a gay voice, and got up and ran away crying. Kayz wanted to scream. Kayla then skipped to the Slytherin table, and sat next to Snape, and fluttered her eye lids. *crack on someone's sanity*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kayz finally screamed, falling forward into a mashed potatoes bowl. "Mmm..tasty."
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Soon the feast ended and everyone started to leave. Kayz was waiting for Kayla..but as soon as she saw her, she knew that was a huge mistake.
"SEE YOU TOMORROW, LOVE!!!" Kayla yelled at Snape, who winked at her before disappearing.
"OH, DEAR GOD, WHAT HAS COME OF THE WORLD I ONCE KNEW!" Kayz yelled dramatically before swaying backwards, eyes rolling in the back of her head, about to faint. Before she did, however, she stood up regularly. "Hmm..I was going to faint but I didn't..anyways..WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT LEFT-OVER GREASE FROM THE KITCHENS?"
"You mean Severy-Poo?" Kayla said, making Kayz close her mouth to keep from barfing.
"Yes..him.." Kayz finally said.
"I'm in LOVE with him, that's why! And soon, I'll be Mrs. Severus Snape!" Kayla said, showing Kayz a huge pimp-ass ring. This time, Kayz was really going to faint. She fell backwards, but before she hit the ground, her head hit a stoned stair, and instead of fainting, she was knocked out. Kayla looked around, shrugged, and left.
Later that night, Kayz woke up in an inclosed bed..
"OH, MY GOD, SOMEONE GOT ME DRUNK AND SUDUCED ME!" She yelled. Suddenly, the curtains were drawn back, and she saw Remus. "REMUS! YOU'RE HERE TO SAVE ME!! SOME GUY TOOK ME TO HIS ROOM, THIS HERE ROOM, TO SUDUCE ME! I THINK IT WORKED CAUSE I'M SO COLORCHALLANGING BLONDE!" Kayz yelled. She looked around the room, and there were some more beds. "Oh, my god, he's a PIMP!"
"Kayz, calm down. You aren't in any guys bedroom. You're at the hospital wing; you were found knocked out," Remus said. "What happened? How'd you even get knocked out?"
"Let me think.." Kayz said, looking back on the events that had happened..then she saw a huge pimp-ass ring. "OH MY!!! THE RING'S OUT TO GET ME!!!" She then fainted. By then, Madam Pomfrey came in.
"Um..Madam Pomfrey..are you sure she wouldn't do better in the institute for just a tad bit?" Remus asked.
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A/N: How'd you like it?? Good? Lol, hope so! PLZ REVIEW AND I'LL HAVE THE NEXT CHAPPIE UP ASAP! I PROMISE THIS 4 SURE! THANKS, LOYAL REVIEWERS
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A/N SORRY 4 NOT UPDATING! I REALLY REALLY AM!!!! I'll be better at it from now on, lol. To make a long a/n short..LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Right when they got to Hogwarts, Remus and Kayz went to see Madam Pomfrey, who fixed her up right away. The headache was still there, however. As Remus and Kayz went to the Great Hall, she started to slow down.
"What's wrong?" Remus asked.
"Nothing.." Kayz said, and they entered the Great Hall and looked for James, Lily, MoMo, Sirius, and Peter. They then found them sitting in the front and headed towards them.
"So, everything's fine, then?" Lily asked as Remus and Kayz sat down next to each other.
"Yeah," Remus said, smiling, as Kayz leaned back in her seat, looking at the doors, as if to see a mad man with a chainsaw come in. Suddenly, the doors actually did come open, causing Kayz to fall backwards, off of her seat and onto the ground. When she looked up, she saw Professor McGonagall walking up with a bunch of 1st years. As she passed, Kayz started to get up but the kids were too fast and started to step on her.
"Owwwww! OUCH!! Wait..NO, NOT THE FACE!! NOT MY VALUABLE FACE! HEY YOU, KID!!! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSE TO HAVE CLEATS!" Kayz said, and after a few minutes, she was able to get up. Everyone gasped as she sat, then they went quiet until the sound of giggles came from MoMo. Kayz took out a mirror from her little side carrying backpack and almost screamed when she saw. There were cleat marks all over her face, along with blackish grey marks. She took a napkin and wiped it all off and threw it at MoMo, which hit her like a brick cause I don't know. (lol).
"When I call your name, please step forward, try on the sorting hat, and go sit with your house that it chooses," Professor McGonagall said, unrolling a piece of parchment. Peter leaned in to everyone and whispered "She's one HOT chili pepper! Do you know if she's married?" Everyone scooted away from him.
"Anita Bath!" Professor McGonagall said, sighing. 'She's not the only one..'. She then turned her head towards Snape, who was smelling his arm pits. After a few more names were called, only 10 students remained, and Kayz was turning purple..maybe it was because she was holding her breath but you really never know until you ask but in this case, you really don't want to know.
"Pierce, Kayla!" McGonagall said, and everyone at Gryffindor, and Snape and his smelly lil friends, gasped as a girl that looked almost exactly like Kayz got up on the stool. Kayz banged her head on the desk.
"What's so surprising about that?" James asked. "It's just a name of some unknown girl who looks nothing familiar."
"James.." Lily said.
"Yeah?" James asked.
"I knew you fell on your head once, but you seem to have been a little bit more then that.." Lily replied, shaking her head. James looked at Kayla, then at Kayz, then back to everyone else.
"Ohh..I get it," James said. "Their first syllable of their name is kuh!" Everyone slapped their forheads. After a few more minutes, the hat finally shouted-
"Gryithuffclaw!"
Bird chirps
Tumble weed goes by
"Oops..I mean..uhhhhhhhh..SLYTHERIN!" Everyone gasped.
"Oh, come on! Stop mocking my sayings.." The hat said in a gay voice, and got up and ran away crying. Kayz wanted to scream. Kayla then skipped to the Slytherin table, and sat next to Snape, and fluttered her eye lids. *crack on someone's sanity*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kayz finally screamed, falling forward into a mashed potatoes bowl. "Mmm..tasty."
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Soon the feast ended and everyone started to leave. Kayz was waiting for Kayla..but as soon as she saw her, she knew that was a huge mistake.
"SEE YOU TOMORROW, LOVE!!!" Kayla yelled at Snape, who winked at her before disappearing.
"OH, DEAR GOD, WHAT HAS COME OF THE WORLD I ONCE KNEW!" Kayz yelled dramatically before swaying backwards, eyes rolling in the back of her head, about to faint. Before she did, however, she stood up regularly. "Hmm..I was going to faint but I didn't..anyways..WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT LEFT-OVER GREASE FROM THE KITCHENS?"
"You mean Severy-Poo?" Kayla said, making Kayz close her mouth to keep from barfing.
"Yes..him.." Kayz finally said.
"I'm in LOVE with him, that's why! And soon, I'll be Mrs. Severus Snape!" Kayla said, showing Kayz a huge pimp-ass ring. This time, Kayz was really going to faint. She fell backwards, but before she hit the ground, her head hit a stoned stair, and instead of fainting, she was knocked out. Kayla looked around, shrugged, and left.
Later that night, Kayz woke up in an inclosed bed..
"OH, MY GOD, SOMEONE GOT ME DRUNK AND SUDUCED ME!" She yelled. Suddenly, the curtains were drawn back, and she saw Remus. "REMUS! YOU'RE HERE TO SAVE ME!! SOME GUY TOOK ME TO HIS ROOM, THIS HERE ROOM, TO SUDUCE ME! I THINK IT WORKED CAUSE I'M SO COLORCHALLANGING BLONDE!" Kayz yelled. She looked around the room, and there were some more beds. "Oh, my god, he's a PIMP!"
"Kayz, calm down. You aren't in any guys bedroom. You're at the hospital wing; you were found knocked out," Remus said. "What happened? How'd you even get knocked out?"
"Let me think.." Kayz said, looking back on the events that had happened..then she saw a huge pimp-ass ring. "OH MY!!! THE RING'S OUT TO GET ME!!!" She then fainted. By then, Madam Pomfrey came in.
"Um..Madam Pomfrey..are you sure she wouldn't do better in the institute for just a tad bit?" Remus asked.
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A/N: How'd you like it?? Good? Lol, hope so! PLZ REVIEW AND I'LL HAVE THE NEXT CHAPPIE UP ASAP! I PROMISE THIS 4 SURE! THANKS, LOYAL REVIEWERS