Off to the Slytherin Common Room We Go
A/N: I really dunno what's going to happen in future chapters, but I'll just go along w/ wut I have! PLZ R/R!
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Finally, Kayz was allowed to leave the hospital wing, fully recovered. Though sometimes she screamed about huge pimp-ass rings attacking her. She couldn't remember why she even fainted in the first place, and her friends wanted to know why.
"You saw something frighting or shocking?" Remus asked Kayz. Everyone was sitting in the common room by the fire.
"Did you see anyone streaking?" James asked nervously. Everyone looked at him. "Not that there's a REASON, or anything..heh..heh.." He then quickly looked away.
"Did you see someone do, or say, something?" MoMo asked. Kayz thought back on the days events. She didn't remember anything interesting until a picture flashed before her eyes..
"AHHHHHHH, U HUGE PIMP-ASS RING!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Kayz screamed, hiding under a pillow.
"Yes, yes, we know about THAT already," Lily said, taking the pillow and hitting Kayz with it. That jogged her memory.
"Kayla..pimp-ass ring..Snape..MRS..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kayz screamed again, running up the stairs to the dorm, but as she tried to open the door, it suddenly swung out, hitting her on the head, knocking her out yet again. All this happened in only 10 seconds..
"Someting with Kayla and..Snape.." Remus said.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" everyone screamed, and wiping themselves as if they spilled something.
"Should we try and find them and ask if they know what happened?" Remus suggested, and they all got up to look for the Slytherin common room area, leaving Kayz behind. They were in the dungeon area now, and there were so many doors they didn't know which one to go through first.
"Let's split up," MoMo suggested.
"You know, when this happens in movies..ok, ok, cartoons, really..they find weird things in each door until there's only 1 door left, which they wasted their time searching the others for something they never find until way past their holding it in part," Sirius said. Everyone looked at him, then James spoke up.
"Who needs to take a piss?" he asked, and no one raised their hands at first, until Peter slowly did. "Take it over there, by the statue." Peter nodded and went over there.
"NO, PETER, NO!! BEHIND THE STATUE, NOT THE SIDE!!" Lily screamed, covering her eyes. Everyone else then yelled and each ran into a separate room, except for MoMo and Sirius, they went in the same cause there were only a few rooms, and locked the doors. Peter zipped his pants up, and shrugged, going into a door no one else was in.
~*~
"That was too much," Lily said to herself, wiping her forehead. She opened her eyes and saw she was in a room with candy and chairs and a colorful donkey piniata (sp). Next to the wall was a bat and a blind fold.
"YAY! I GET TO HAVE CANDY FOR FREE, AND IT'S ALLLLLL MINE!!" Lily said, grabbing the bat and putting on the blindfold. She counted to three and started to hit the piniata until she heard candy fall to the ground. The first thing she grabbed was a big pack of gum.
"Wow, the new juicy fuit!" Lily said, and as she started to open it, the piniata fell from the string it was hanging on and ran after Lily. "AHHHHHHH, MUTAN DONKEY PINIATA!!!!!!" She ran around the room, still with the Juicy Fruit, and the piniata followed, sometimes with steam coming from it's nose.
"Uh oh, I think he wants the Juicy Fruit back," the commercial guy said out of no where. The piniata grabbed the Juicy Fruit, and started to run around the room, eat things. Lily finally opened the door, and ran out, while the piniata chased her. When she was fully out, the piniata went back in but Lily grabbed its tail.
"HEY! That's MY Juicy Fruit!" she said, but the tail ripped off and the piniata still ran back in, and the door closed and locked.
~*~
James looked around the room he was in. It was pink, fluffy, and gooey. "Oh, dear god..I'M IN A GIRLS ROOM!" He looked to his right to see a girl..but not just ANY girl. "OH, MY GOD, I'M IN LILY'S SISTER'S ROOM!"
"Hello, James," Petunia said in a creepy little girls voice. "Want to play house with me?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" James said, trying to open the door, but it was locked.
"There's no where to go, James, you're trapped," Petunia said, walking slowly towards him. "No play house with me!" The last part she said in a demon voice, with her eyes rubby red and flaming.
"WHY MUST I BE TORTURED SO!" James cried out, going to the floor, all scrunched up in a ball, rolling back and forth.
"You can only leave if you play with me," Petunia said. "Or you may never leave again."
"But I have my plans," James said finally, getting up. He looked over at the opened window. It was raining, but that wouldn't stop him from jumping out. He ran over, and as he jumped head first at the opened window, a screen appeared, and he bounced off it and rolled onto the fluffy pink carpet.
"I knew you would try to escape," Petunia said, hands behind her back. "But you'll never succeed. NOW LET'S PLAY!" She took her hands out from behind her back and in them was a pinky flowered hat and a dress that matched.
"NOO, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE MOM!" James yelled, backing into the pink wall. His face had screen marks all over them.
"Don't be silly. You aren't the mom, you're my fat Aunt Rosie," Petunia said, grabbing James by the arm, and throwing him in a chair and tying him up.
"So this is what you do," James said, after minutes of struggling. "When I went over to Lily's over the summer, you weren't even there..you were here, weren't you?"
"Oh, nothing gets by you," Petunia said, rolling her eyes and going over to her dresser, while picking up a small carrying case. "Yes, I was here. I always am..unless you don't count dinner." She opened the case and dumped the contents out.
"NO!! I'M NOT WEARING MAKE UP!!!!" James screamed, falling backwards in the chair.
"Too bad," Petunia said, opening the lipstick.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" James said, as Petunia closed in, grinning evilly.
A few minutes later, James had all the goods on. The dress, the hat, lipstick, loads of light blue sparkly eye shadow, LOADS of blush, red eyeliner, fake eyelashes with dark blue little balls at the ends, and even high healed shoes. He had no choice but to play..
"Why, Aunt Rosie, why are you so quiet," Petunia asked James, or 'Aunt Rosie'. They were having tea.
"You know, you have SERIOUS mental problems," James said.
"Stick to the script, monkey!" Petunia said. "ACT LIKE MY AUNT!" James only met Aunt Rosie once, but he knew enough.
"Fine," James replied. He cleared hiis throat. "Why, little Petunia, dearest marshmellow fluff! I want to tell you, my doggy popkins, that you have serious mental problems, dearest."
"THAT'S IT!! SAY BYE BYE TO THAT HAIR OF YOURS!" Petunia said, grabbing a pair of scissors. James yelled and hopped, in his chair, to the door. 'It should open, I PLAYED HOUSE WITH HER!' James thought as he opened his mouth and turned the knob with his teeth. It opened, to his VERY delight, and before he could fully hop out, Petunia cut a big chunk of his hair out, and then the door closed.
~*~
Sirius and MoMo walked around the room they were in. It was pure white, and the walls were padded.
"You know..I've been here before," MoMo said. Sirius looked out the window.
"I'm sure you have," he said. "THIS IS A MENTAL HOSPITAL!"
"There we go!" MoMo said, snapping her fingers. "I knew it was sooooo familiar. Me and Kayz went here, like, 6 times!" She held up 10 fingers.
"Yeah.." Sirius said, and before they knew it, straight jackets appeared on theselves. "OH CRAP!" Suddenly the room was filling up with a dark, fizzing liquid. "What's this?" The liquid was now shoulder length. She took a big sip.
"Oh..my..god.." MoMo said. "It's..it's..VANILLA COKE!! YAY!!!!!!"
"Vanilla ring or NOT, WE'RE GUNNA DROWN!" Sirius said, panicked.
"No, we're not!" MoMo said. "You can swim, can't you?"
"Yeah, but with this jacket thing on..it kinda screws up the swimming part," Sirius said, trying to keep his head above the drink.
"I know how we can get out," MoMo said. "While I was at Kayz, we spent time learning how to get out in case we ever got sent here again."
"Oh, that's nce.." Sirius said. "How?"
"Like this," MoMo said, and got her arms over her head, and did all that stuff and finally got out. Sirius copied her movement and he was out too. The vanilla coke finally stopped.
"We could get out, but the coke is past the door, we can't reach it," Sirius said.
"Then we'll DRINK our way out!" MoMo said, and started to drink the vanilla coke. Sirius shrugged and joined in. If it was the only way to get out, he'll do it.
A few minutes later, they were knee length with the coke and could reach the door. They opened it and were finally free..but life wasn't all perfect yet.
"Why do you look constepated?" MoMo asked Sirius.
"I need to pee," he said, trying to hold it in.
"Come to think, so do I," MoMo said, looking around. "Where's the bathroom?"
"There IS no bathroom around here.." Sirius said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They both screamed. . . . . . . .
~*~
Peter looked at the room he was in. It should have been called Heaven. There were a bunch of rats eating cheese. He squeeled in delight and transformed into his rat form and ate with the other rats.
"I HIT THE JACK POT!" Peter said. After a few minutes, there was a long, loud hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Peter dropped his cheese and froze. Then, suddenly, he saw a huge snake appear. The snake stared at him, flapped his tongue and chased after Peter.
"NOOOOOO!" Peter screamed, running slowly away, but it was too late. The snake ate Peter and slithered away. But like the saying goes, "In one way, out the other!"
~*~
Now that everyone was back together, they all could tell what happened. Lily had the pinita's tail, James was still wearing his Aunt Rosie suit with screen marks on his face, and Sirius and MoMo were trying not to wet their pants. By the no show of Peter, they just shrugged and headed to the only door that no one went through.
"See, I told you," Sirius said, looking satisfied with himself. Everyone sighed and Lily opened the door that she had went through, and the donkey piniata ran after a now screaming Sirius.
"Let's hope this is the right one," James said, slowly opening the door. . . . . . .
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A/N MWAHAHAHA, CLIFFIE! Ha ha..lol jj. Hoped you liked it.
Oh, I just remembered something purty old..me N my friends Snuffles N FlaringEagle got an HP character! I TOTALLY FERGOT! FlaingEagle got Harry, Snuffles got Ron -.- and I got Draco..MWAHAHA, I totally remember the IMs we had talking to ourself w/ our pplz, lol. Like Snuffles having cookies and all of Ron's attempts to steal and eat them, and my help-I'm-insane-but- you-don't-know-it self while Draco tried to escape my wrath and call 911. I fergot F.E's, but I NO it was funny, lol. ::sigh:: good memories..now why am I saying all this? Cuz my a/n are gunna be like that, mwahaha. It's just a warning. So..go on w/ your business.
As for the stooooooooory, MORE 2 READ, MORE 2 COME, MORE 2 LOOK AT, MORE TIME TO RUN!
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *tries to escape basement which is where I create my scariness-fulla stories*
Me: I THINK NOT! *Throws a rubby duck at his head*
Draco: What was the for????
Me: Only *I* should know, mwahahahaha..
Draco: Yeeeah..oh, question, QUESTION! *raising hand high in the air*
Me: Yes, Miss Know-It-All-Guy-Kid-Person-Thing?
Draco: Why am I in this a/n of a story where I'm not born, and even before my parents were married?
Me: Cuz this..THIS RIGHT HERE..IS THE PAST!!! BEHOLD IT'S GLORY!!! BEHOLD IT'S STRENGTH, BEHOLD ITS..*Stops to sniff air, and makes face* Behold it's Smellingness..
Draco: *Smiles and blushes furiously, while backing into the laundry room*
Um..PLZ R/R!
A/N: I really dunno what's going to happen in future chapters, but I'll just go along w/ wut I have! PLZ R/R!
~*~*~
Finally, Kayz was allowed to leave the hospital wing, fully recovered. Though sometimes she screamed about huge pimp-ass rings attacking her. She couldn't remember why she even fainted in the first place, and her friends wanted to know why.
"You saw something frighting or shocking?" Remus asked Kayz. Everyone was sitting in the common room by the fire.
"Did you see anyone streaking?" James asked nervously. Everyone looked at him. "Not that there's a REASON, or anything..heh..heh.." He then quickly looked away.
"Did you see someone do, or say, something?" MoMo asked. Kayz thought back on the days events. She didn't remember anything interesting until a picture flashed before her eyes..
"AHHHHHHH, U HUGE PIMP-ASS RING!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Kayz screamed, hiding under a pillow.
"Yes, yes, we know about THAT already," Lily said, taking the pillow and hitting Kayz with it. That jogged her memory.
"Kayla..pimp-ass ring..Snape..MRS..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kayz screamed again, running up the stairs to the dorm, but as she tried to open the door, it suddenly swung out, hitting her on the head, knocking her out yet again. All this happened in only 10 seconds..
"Someting with Kayla and..Snape.." Remus said.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" everyone screamed, and wiping themselves as if they spilled something.
"Should we try and find them and ask if they know what happened?" Remus suggested, and they all got up to look for the Slytherin common room area, leaving Kayz behind. They were in the dungeon area now, and there were so many doors they didn't know which one to go through first.
"Let's split up," MoMo suggested.
"You know, when this happens in movies..ok, ok, cartoons, really..they find weird things in each door until there's only 1 door left, which they wasted their time searching the others for something they never find until way past their holding it in part," Sirius said. Everyone looked at him, then James spoke up.
"Who needs to take a piss?" he asked, and no one raised their hands at first, until Peter slowly did. "Take it over there, by the statue." Peter nodded and went over there.
"NO, PETER, NO!! BEHIND THE STATUE, NOT THE SIDE!!" Lily screamed, covering her eyes. Everyone else then yelled and each ran into a separate room, except for MoMo and Sirius, they went in the same cause there were only a few rooms, and locked the doors. Peter zipped his pants up, and shrugged, going into a door no one else was in.
~*~
"That was too much," Lily said to herself, wiping her forehead. She opened her eyes and saw she was in a room with candy and chairs and a colorful donkey piniata (sp). Next to the wall was a bat and a blind fold.
"YAY! I GET TO HAVE CANDY FOR FREE, AND IT'S ALLLLLL MINE!!" Lily said, grabbing the bat and putting on the blindfold. She counted to three and started to hit the piniata until she heard candy fall to the ground. The first thing she grabbed was a big pack of gum.
"Wow, the new juicy fuit!" Lily said, and as she started to open it, the piniata fell from the string it was hanging on and ran after Lily. "AHHHHHHH, MUTAN DONKEY PINIATA!!!!!!" She ran around the room, still with the Juicy Fruit, and the piniata followed, sometimes with steam coming from it's nose.
"Uh oh, I think he wants the Juicy Fruit back," the commercial guy said out of no where. The piniata grabbed the Juicy Fruit, and started to run around the room, eat things. Lily finally opened the door, and ran out, while the piniata chased her. When she was fully out, the piniata went back in but Lily grabbed its tail.
"HEY! That's MY Juicy Fruit!" she said, but the tail ripped off and the piniata still ran back in, and the door closed and locked.
~*~
James looked around the room he was in. It was pink, fluffy, and gooey. "Oh, dear god..I'M IN A GIRLS ROOM!" He looked to his right to see a girl..but not just ANY girl. "OH, MY GOD, I'M IN LILY'S SISTER'S ROOM!"
"Hello, James," Petunia said in a creepy little girls voice. "Want to play house with me?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" James said, trying to open the door, but it was locked.
"There's no where to go, James, you're trapped," Petunia said, walking slowly towards him. "No play house with me!" The last part she said in a demon voice, with her eyes rubby red and flaming.
"WHY MUST I BE TORTURED SO!" James cried out, going to the floor, all scrunched up in a ball, rolling back and forth.
"You can only leave if you play with me," Petunia said. "Or you may never leave again."
"But I have my plans," James said finally, getting up. He looked over at the opened window. It was raining, but that wouldn't stop him from jumping out. He ran over, and as he jumped head first at the opened window, a screen appeared, and he bounced off it and rolled onto the fluffy pink carpet.
"I knew you would try to escape," Petunia said, hands behind her back. "But you'll never succeed. NOW LET'S PLAY!" She took her hands out from behind her back and in them was a pinky flowered hat and a dress that matched.
"NOO, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE MOM!" James yelled, backing into the pink wall. His face had screen marks all over them.
"Don't be silly. You aren't the mom, you're my fat Aunt Rosie," Petunia said, grabbing James by the arm, and throwing him in a chair and tying him up.
"So this is what you do," James said, after minutes of struggling. "When I went over to Lily's over the summer, you weren't even there..you were here, weren't you?"
"Oh, nothing gets by you," Petunia said, rolling her eyes and going over to her dresser, while picking up a small carrying case. "Yes, I was here. I always am..unless you don't count dinner." She opened the case and dumped the contents out.
"NO!! I'M NOT WEARING MAKE UP!!!!" James screamed, falling backwards in the chair.
"Too bad," Petunia said, opening the lipstick.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" James said, as Petunia closed in, grinning evilly.
A few minutes later, James had all the goods on. The dress, the hat, lipstick, loads of light blue sparkly eye shadow, LOADS of blush, red eyeliner, fake eyelashes with dark blue little balls at the ends, and even high healed shoes. He had no choice but to play..
"Why, Aunt Rosie, why are you so quiet," Petunia asked James, or 'Aunt Rosie'. They were having tea.
"You know, you have SERIOUS mental problems," James said.
"Stick to the script, monkey!" Petunia said. "ACT LIKE MY AUNT!" James only met Aunt Rosie once, but he knew enough.
"Fine," James replied. He cleared hiis throat. "Why, little Petunia, dearest marshmellow fluff! I want to tell you, my doggy popkins, that you have serious mental problems, dearest."
"THAT'S IT!! SAY BYE BYE TO THAT HAIR OF YOURS!" Petunia said, grabbing a pair of scissors. James yelled and hopped, in his chair, to the door. 'It should open, I PLAYED HOUSE WITH HER!' James thought as he opened his mouth and turned the knob with his teeth. It opened, to his VERY delight, and before he could fully hop out, Petunia cut a big chunk of his hair out, and then the door closed.
~*~
Sirius and MoMo walked around the room they were in. It was pure white, and the walls were padded.
"You know..I've been here before," MoMo said. Sirius looked out the window.
"I'm sure you have," he said. "THIS IS A MENTAL HOSPITAL!"
"There we go!" MoMo said, snapping her fingers. "I knew it was sooooo familiar. Me and Kayz went here, like, 6 times!" She held up 10 fingers.
"Yeah.." Sirius said, and before they knew it, straight jackets appeared on theselves. "OH CRAP!" Suddenly the room was filling up with a dark, fizzing liquid. "What's this?" The liquid was now shoulder length. She took a big sip.
"Oh..my..god.." MoMo said. "It's..it's..VANILLA COKE!! YAY!!!!!!"
"Vanilla ring or NOT, WE'RE GUNNA DROWN!" Sirius said, panicked.
"No, we're not!" MoMo said. "You can swim, can't you?"
"Yeah, but with this jacket thing on..it kinda screws up the swimming part," Sirius said, trying to keep his head above the drink.
"I know how we can get out," MoMo said. "While I was at Kayz, we spent time learning how to get out in case we ever got sent here again."
"Oh, that's nce.." Sirius said. "How?"
"Like this," MoMo said, and got her arms over her head, and did all that stuff and finally got out. Sirius copied her movement and he was out too. The vanilla coke finally stopped.
"We could get out, but the coke is past the door, we can't reach it," Sirius said.
"Then we'll DRINK our way out!" MoMo said, and started to drink the vanilla coke. Sirius shrugged and joined in. If it was the only way to get out, he'll do it.
A few minutes later, they were knee length with the coke and could reach the door. They opened it and were finally free..but life wasn't all perfect yet.
"Why do you look constepated?" MoMo asked Sirius.
"I need to pee," he said, trying to hold it in.
"Come to think, so do I," MoMo said, looking around. "Where's the bathroom?"
"There IS no bathroom around here.." Sirius said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They both screamed. . . . . . . .
~*~
Peter looked at the room he was in. It should have been called Heaven. There were a bunch of rats eating cheese. He squeeled in delight and transformed into his rat form and ate with the other rats.
"I HIT THE JACK POT!" Peter said. After a few minutes, there was a long, loud hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Peter dropped his cheese and froze. Then, suddenly, he saw a huge snake appear. The snake stared at him, flapped his tongue and chased after Peter.
"NOOOOOO!" Peter screamed, running slowly away, but it was too late. The snake ate Peter and slithered away. But like the saying goes, "In one way, out the other!"
~*~
Now that everyone was back together, they all could tell what happened. Lily had the pinita's tail, James was still wearing his Aunt Rosie suit with screen marks on his face, and Sirius and MoMo were trying not to wet their pants. By the no show of Peter, they just shrugged and headed to the only door that no one went through.
"See, I told you," Sirius said, looking satisfied with himself. Everyone sighed and Lily opened the door that she had went through, and the donkey piniata ran after a now screaming Sirius.
"Let's hope this is the right one," James said, slowly opening the door. . . . . . .
~*~*~
A/N MWAHAHAHA, CLIFFIE! Ha ha..lol jj. Hoped you liked it.
Oh, I just remembered something purty old..me N my friends Snuffles N FlaringEagle got an HP character! I TOTALLY FERGOT! FlaingEagle got Harry, Snuffles got Ron -.- and I got Draco..MWAHAHA, I totally remember the IMs we had talking to ourself w/ our pplz, lol. Like Snuffles having cookies and all of Ron's attempts to steal and eat them, and my help-I'm-insane-but- you-don't-know-it self while Draco tried to escape my wrath and call 911. I fergot F.E's, but I NO it was funny, lol. ::sigh:: good memories..now why am I saying all this? Cuz my a/n are gunna be like that, mwahaha. It's just a warning. So..go on w/ your business.
As for the stooooooooory, MORE 2 READ, MORE 2 COME, MORE 2 LOOK AT, MORE TIME TO RUN!
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *tries to escape basement which is where I create my scariness-fulla stories*
Me: I THINK NOT! *Throws a rubby duck at his head*
Draco: What was the for????
Me: Only *I* should know, mwahahahaha..
Draco: Yeeeah..oh, question, QUESTION! *raising hand high in the air*
Me: Yes, Miss Know-It-All-Guy-Kid-Person-Thing?
Draco: Why am I in this a/n of a story where I'm not born, and even before my parents were married?
Me: Cuz this..THIS RIGHT HERE..IS THE PAST!!! BEHOLD IT'S GLORY!!! BEHOLD IT'S STRENGTH, BEHOLD ITS..*Stops to sniff air, and makes face* Behold it's Smellingness..
Draco: *Smiles and blushes furiously, while backing into the laundry room*
Um..PLZ R/R!