The World of Candy Land..Well..Sorta
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A/N Do not worry, my friends, copyright rules for me -.- I'm under the influence of coke..TAKE THAT BRITNEY! COKE'S BETTER THEN PEPSI! Actually, I like both. BUT ANYWAYZ..MEET ELVIS L:^ ) im ok..ON W/ THE STORY NOW
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In the World of Candy Land, there's mostly candy. But what they don't tell you is they put DRUGS in these candys. Drugs of foul..drugs that can not be seen without eating the candy.
So, I should start the actual story..that up there had nothing to do with this chappie.
The Marauders, Lily, and MoMo were now inside the door..and yes, the right one. There was green everywhere..they were already in the Common Room.
"I thought we needed to say the password to get here," Lily whispered.
"I think the Slytherin guy thought the other 4 doors were harsh enough and that it would drive the non-Slytherin seeker away..who knows, really," James whispered back. The other Slytherins didn't notice them make an entance..they were all soo pale. In the corner, and a pretty smelly corner, was Snape, reading a magazine. Unfortunatly, he looked up.
"YOU!!!!!" he shouted, dropping his magazine and pointing at the Marauders, Lily, and MoMo.
"Oh, my god, how'd you know?" James said, pretending to look shocked. "I would've never guessed!"
"SHUT IT!! WHY ARE YOU HERE? HOW?? TELLLLLLLL MEEEEEE!!" Snape yelled..and everyone was staring at him. He had his finger pointed, still, and his eyes were buldging and his teeth were baring.
"Calm down, Snivillus, just one question and we'll go," Remus said, and Snape fell forward with a little thump as he landed..finger still pointing.
"Do you know anything about a huge pimp-ass ring and Kayla?" James asked.
"Eah, aw av aya at pim-ahs ig as an ingaent ig, aye?" Snape mumbled; his mouth was against the floor still, so they couldn't understand him.
"And you said..? Come on Snivillus, we haven't got all day," Remus said, and Snape lifted his head.
"I SAID, 'Yeah, I gave Kayla that pimp-ass ring as an engagment ring, why?'" he repeated. Everyone froze..
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" they screamed, looking like something of a bad taste was set under their noses.
"WHY?" Remus asked, still thoroughly disgusted. Of course, Snape couldn't say the real reason..he was sure all of them would beat the crap out of him..mostly Remus. He HAD to lie.
"I'm in love with her, maybe? That what people in love do; they get married," Snape said in a duh-you're-stupid voice.
"That's sick and messed up," James said, and they quickly left, VERY disturbed.
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Later that day, at dinner, and after Kayz was able to walk from the shock, Dumbledore stood to make a speech..you know, like he always does. (lol)
"As we all eat, I have some news that you all might want to know about," he said, smiling while his eyes twinkled as they always do. Everyone went DEAD silent. "This year, on October 31st, we will be having a Halloween Ball, which everyone will be alloweed to attend." Then everyone cheered. "This Ball is sponsered by all the teachers, and they have a right for some rules. Most are like the regular ones, but there's one that sticks out of them all. You will need a partner to attend with." Dumbledore, and everyone else for that matter, looked at Professor McFrant, the Potion's Master. He was evil and vial and he treated Snape like a son (go figure). "So, best look for one now then later, or you'll be without one!" he sat back down, and a rush of loud talking came.
"FINALLY!!!!" James, Remus, Sirius, and Peter yelled. "We haven't had one in ages!"
"And so we have it right," Remus started. "Kayz, will you go with me??"
"No, I'd rather go with Lucius Malfoy then you!" Kayz said sarcastically. "Of course!" She gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek. (hey, it's the Great Hall filled w/ students and teachers, I wouldn't have frenched him! Lol juss jokin).
"Lily? Will you go with me?" James said, giving her a innocent look. Lily smiled and hugged him as well. She need not say words for the answer. Sirius looked at MoMo.
"Thanks," he said.
"Thanks for what?" MoMo asked, dumbfounded.
"For going with me," Sirius said, smiling.
"Who said I was gunna say yes and go with you?" MoMo replied, raising her eyebrows. "I think Brandon's gunna ask me!" The look on Sirius's face..well..that just can't be explained. "Oh, you know I'm just kidding. He's too much of a pimp for me." She, too, hugged Sirius, and they allllll went back to eating..or in some cases, throwing *cough*themarauders *cough* their food.
"Hey, I meant to ask," Kayz suddenly said, and the Marauders set their forks sling shots down. "What was it like in the Slytherin common room?" James, Lily, MoMo, Sirius and a smelly Peter looked at each other, then, all at once, slammed their heads on the table. "O..k..I won't ask again." Kayz picked her fork up and started to eat the BACON!!! WOO..I mean, CHICKEN on her plate. There was a funny feeling coming over her, like someone was watching her..she looked around to see if that feeling was right. Then Kayz saw what it was..over at the Slytherin table, Snape was staring at her with his unwelcoming black eyes. As soon as he saw she was watching, he turned away to talk to Lucius.
"What's wrong, Kayz?" Remus asked; It seemed they all got back up.
"Nothing," she replied, still looking at where Snape was suspiciously.
"OH, MY GOD KAYZ, LILY!!!" MoMo suddenly screamed as papers appeared in front of everyone. "READ THE PAPER!!!" they all picked the paper up and, of course, started to read it.
"OH, MY GOD!" Kayz and Lily screamed..as well as some other girls in the hall. "YAY! WE GET TO GO DRESS SHOPPING!"
"Wait, wait, wait," James said, looking at the paper. "You girls HAVE dresses, don't you?"
"Oh yeah," Kayz said, frowning. "I forgot..oh well, it's a great dress anyways!"
"I don't have a dress thought," MoMo said. "Mine tore at the bottom a while ago."
"I just plain don't have one," Lily said, shrugging. "I'm not the dressy kind of person, frankly."
"When is the date to go loom for one?" Kayz asked.
"Ummm..woah..tomorrow is," MoMo said, looking at the paper with wide eyes. "They should've at least givin us enough time to blackmail our parents for money! Well, at least I have some." Lily nodded. Then they started to head upstairs for sleep..luckily it was the weekend, too. When she was sure Lily and MoMo were definatly asleep, Kayz got up and went to try on her dress. It was about a few years old, so she wasn't sure if it entirely fitted her still.
"Argh," she whispered to herself. As she pulled it on, it started to get tight. "Maybe I DO need a new one..and desperatly." Her dress was blue with sparkles, and the front was shorter then the back. "At least my shoes fit." They were white, thick high heel shoes with a pinned-on sparkly heart. "Off to the store I go tomorrow."
Kayz quietly hung her dress up and put her shoes away. She sighed and looked in the mirror. "What a gut." Laughing at how dramatic and modely she sounded, she got in bed and fell asleep right away.
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A/N: Omg, THERE'S GUNNA BE DRAMA! I mean, come on ppl, not EVERY LIFE IS DRAMA-LESS PERFECTION..at least I hope not..otherwise that happy person go bye bye. Anywayz..it isn't going to be SOO dramatic, I hate that. Too depressing..lol. ANYWAYZ, PLEASE REVIEW!
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A/N Do not worry, my friends, copyright rules for me -.- I'm under the influence of coke..TAKE THAT BRITNEY! COKE'S BETTER THEN PEPSI! Actually, I like both. BUT ANYWAYZ..MEET ELVIS L:^ ) im ok..ON W/ THE STORY NOW
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In the World of Candy Land, there's mostly candy. But what they don't tell you is they put DRUGS in these candys. Drugs of foul..drugs that can not be seen without eating the candy.
So, I should start the actual story..that up there had nothing to do with this chappie.
The Marauders, Lily, and MoMo were now inside the door..and yes, the right one. There was green everywhere..they were already in the Common Room.
"I thought we needed to say the password to get here," Lily whispered.
"I think the Slytherin guy thought the other 4 doors were harsh enough and that it would drive the non-Slytherin seeker away..who knows, really," James whispered back. The other Slytherins didn't notice them make an entance..they were all soo pale. In the corner, and a pretty smelly corner, was Snape, reading a magazine. Unfortunatly, he looked up.
"YOU!!!!!" he shouted, dropping his magazine and pointing at the Marauders, Lily, and MoMo.
"Oh, my god, how'd you know?" James said, pretending to look shocked. "I would've never guessed!"
"SHUT IT!! WHY ARE YOU HERE? HOW?? TELLLLLLLL MEEEEEE!!" Snape yelled..and everyone was staring at him. He had his finger pointed, still, and his eyes were buldging and his teeth were baring.
"Calm down, Snivillus, just one question and we'll go," Remus said, and Snape fell forward with a little thump as he landed..finger still pointing.
"Do you know anything about a huge pimp-ass ring and Kayla?" James asked.
"Eah, aw av aya at pim-ahs ig as an ingaent ig, aye?" Snape mumbled; his mouth was against the floor still, so they couldn't understand him.
"And you said..? Come on Snivillus, we haven't got all day," Remus said, and Snape lifted his head.
"I SAID, 'Yeah, I gave Kayla that pimp-ass ring as an engagment ring, why?'" he repeated. Everyone froze..
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" they screamed, looking like something of a bad taste was set under their noses.
"WHY?" Remus asked, still thoroughly disgusted. Of course, Snape couldn't say the real reason..he was sure all of them would beat the crap out of him..mostly Remus. He HAD to lie.
"I'm in love with her, maybe? That what people in love do; they get married," Snape said in a duh-you're-stupid voice.
"That's sick and messed up," James said, and they quickly left, VERY disturbed.
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Later that day, at dinner, and after Kayz was able to walk from the shock, Dumbledore stood to make a speech..you know, like he always does. (lol)
"As we all eat, I have some news that you all might want to know about," he said, smiling while his eyes twinkled as they always do. Everyone went DEAD silent. "This year, on October 31st, we will be having a Halloween Ball, which everyone will be alloweed to attend." Then everyone cheered. "This Ball is sponsered by all the teachers, and they have a right for some rules. Most are like the regular ones, but there's one that sticks out of them all. You will need a partner to attend with." Dumbledore, and everyone else for that matter, looked at Professor McFrant, the Potion's Master. He was evil and vial and he treated Snape like a son (go figure). "So, best look for one now then later, or you'll be without one!" he sat back down, and a rush of loud talking came.
"FINALLY!!!!" James, Remus, Sirius, and Peter yelled. "We haven't had one in ages!"
"And so we have it right," Remus started. "Kayz, will you go with me??"
"No, I'd rather go with Lucius Malfoy then you!" Kayz said sarcastically. "Of course!" She gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek. (hey, it's the Great Hall filled w/ students and teachers, I wouldn't have frenched him! Lol juss jokin).
"Lily? Will you go with me?" James said, giving her a innocent look. Lily smiled and hugged him as well. She need not say words for the answer. Sirius looked at MoMo.
"Thanks," he said.
"Thanks for what?" MoMo asked, dumbfounded.
"For going with me," Sirius said, smiling.
"Who said I was gunna say yes and go with you?" MoMo replied, raising her eyebrows. "I think Brandon's gunna ask me!" The look on Sirius's face..well..that just can't be explained. "Oh, you know I'm just kidding. He's too much of a pimp for me." She, too, hugged Sirius, and they allllll went back to eating..or in some cases, throwing *cough*themarauders *cough* their food.
"Hey, I meant to ask," Kayz suddenly said, and the Marauders set their forks sling shots down. "What was it like in the Slytherin common room?" James, Lily, MoMo, Sirius and a smelly Peter looked at each other, then, all at once, slammed their heads on the table. "O..k..I won't ask again." Kayz picked her fork up and started to eat the BACON!!! WOO..I mean, CHICKEN on her plate. There was a funny feeling coming over her, like someone was watching her..she looked around to see if that feeling was right. Then Kayz saw what it was..over at the Slytherin table, Snape was staring at her with his unwelcoming black eyes. As soon as he saw she was watching, he turned away to talk to Lucius.
"What's wrong, Kayz?" Remus asked; It seemed they all got back up.
"Nothing," she replied, still looking at where Snape was suspiciously.
"OH, MY GOD KAYZ, LILY!!!" MoMo suddenly screamed as papers appeared in front of everyone. "READ THE PAPER!!!" they all picked the paper up and, of course, started to read it.
"OH, MY GOD!" Kayz and Lily screamed..as well as some other girls in the hall. "YAY! WE GET TO GO DRESS SHOPPING!"
"Wait, wait, wait," James said, looking at the paper. "You girls HAVE dresses, don't you?"
"Oh yeah," Kayz said, frowning. "I forgot..oh well, it's a great dress anyways!"
"I don't have a dress thought," MoMo said. "Mine tore at the bottom a while ago."
"I just plain don't have one," Lily said, shrugging. "I'm not the dressy kind of person, frankly."
"When is the date to go loom for one?" Kayz asked.
"Ummm..woah..tomorrow is," MoMo said, looking at the paper with wide eyes. "They should've at least givin us enough time to blackmail our parents for money! Well, at least I have some." Lily nodded. Then they started to head upstairs for sleep..luckily it was the weekend, too. When she was sure Lily and MoMo were definatly asleep, Kayz got up and went to try on her dress. It was about a few years old, so she wasn't sure if it entirely fitted her still.
"Argh," she whispered to herself. As she pulled it on, it started to get tight. "Maybe I DO need a new one..and desperatly." Her dress was blue with sparkles, and the front was shorter then the back. "At least my shoes fit." They were white, thick high heel shoes with a pinned-on sparkly heart. "Off to the store I go tomorrow."
Kayz quietly hung her dress up and put her shoes away. She sighed and looked in the mirror. "What a gut." Laughing at how dramatic and modely she sounded, she got in bed and fell asleep right away.
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A/N: Omg, THERE'S GUNNA BE DRAMA! I mean, come on ppl, not EVERY LIFE IS DRAMA-LESS PERFECTION..at least I hope not..otherwise that happy person go bye bye. Anywayz..it isn't going to be SOO dramatic, I hate that. Too depressing..lol. ANYWAYZ, PLEASE REVIEW!