Disclaimer: Wow, my first ever disclaimer in my first ever Artemis Fowl fic, strange, anyway, I don't own Artemis Fowl, the story, fairies, blah, blah, blah, you know the rest; all rights reserved.

Hello again, my extravagant readers/reviewers. Here's, once again, an answer to all my reviewers in the past chapters that I haven't answered already:

Um... (AKA: Trisha): Thanks for the review; I'm glad you like it!

dada-grl: Oh course I'll write more!!! Here is your chapter 3, nice and fresh!

dada-grl: Thanks, I'm glad you like it!

dada-grl: Aw, glad you think it's not bad, the next chapter will be better!

Well, anyway, thanks for reviewing, happy reading, here it is: Chapter 3 of my first ever Artemis Fowl fic!!!!

Chapter 3

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"Now, all we have to do is climb down, put on these cerebellum devices I invented, and PRESTO! We're in," Artemis told Juliet without showing a single hint of a smile.

"Alright, but, how do we get past the fairy police?" Juliet asked.

"How do you—" Artemis started.

"Butler told me," Juliet said simply.

"We sneak, it's pretty easy," Artemis said, "I've done it before…"

"Okay, I believe you, but if we get killed, you're dead," Juliet said jokingly.

"Of course I would, if you get killed you die," Artemis didn't get it.

"Whatever," Juliet muttered.

"What?" Artemis turned to her, "what did I do?"

Juliet rolled her eyes and continued climbing ahead of him.

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"Hello, Butler," the female fairy approached the manservant's cell, "how are you, my dear?"

"Let me out," Butler growled, "What have you done with the Fowls?"

"Nothing, just locked them in a cell equal to yours," the female smirked.

"Don't you DARE lay a finger on them!" Butler yelled.

"My darling, I'm not going to DO anything," she said, "I'm just sending young Fowl and your dear sister on a… scavenger hunt, you and the Fowls as the reward…"

"You sick, foul, who are you anyway?" Butler spat.

"I am just a friend," the fairy started walking away, "who's just looking for a special object I need to recover…"

"How do you know they'll come?" Butler asked.

"Oh, they'll come, if they find the People in time, they'll come…" the Madame grinned.

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"What are they doing now, Foaly?" Holly turned to the screen, showing moving dots.

"They're climbing closer and closer to the Fairy Police Plaza…" Foaly muttered.

"But that's not possible; they won't have enough air to breathe down there!" Holly gasped.

"I know," Root said gravely.

"Well, we'll just have to wait and see what happens," Foaly said as they all just sat there watching the dots move around.

"Commander a—" Chix came in.

"SHHH!" Foaly, Holly, and Root said at once.

"Okay…" Chix left nervously.

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"Are we almost there, Artemis?" Juliet asked, looking back at his catching up form.

"Yes, and it seems that now is the time to put on these," Artemis held up to peculiar looking helmets.

"Okay… what are they?" Juliet asked as she was handed one.

"Cerebellum devices that help your brain and lungs have enough air to think and breathe," Artemis saw the confused look on Juliet's face, "it keeps you from dieing."

"Oh," Juliet gave a sideways look at him, "are they tested?"

"No, but they will be now," Artemis put his on and felt a surge of life engulf him.

Juliet did the same and shook her head slightly. Then they continued climbing till they reached a tiny opening that they could barely squeeze through. Artemis was first to check if anyone was there. Nothing, it was completely silent.

"Come on," Artemis grabbed her arms and they tiptoed past the spacious plaza.

"Where are we going now?" Juliet whispered.

"To Commander Julius Root's office," Artemis muttered.

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"They're coming closer to this office, Commander," Foaly said.

"Alright, then let's just give them a warm welcome shall we," Root said coldly.

"Commander, we should first see what fowl wants," Holly said, even thoguh she despised him as hell, she wanted to know what had happened at the manor.

"Alright then," the commander sighed and leaned against the door, "I hope they don't get themselves in trouble… too fast…"

"But, sir," Foaly said, "how can they breathe?"

"I don't know you over-grown donkey!" Root spat, "let's just wait and see…"

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That was the dumbest thing I could have done, wasn't it, I'm not even at the plot yet! But, whatever, the longer the story, the merrier! Have fun guessing!

Luv ya always,

Ella