~~Sora53: Whew. Never thought I'd make it to Neverland.

Fans: Well, you did. Congrats.

Sora53: ^_^

Riku Fangirls: *scours the chapter* THERE'S STILL NO RIKU!!

Sora53: Duh, you need to INTRODUCE a world first!

Riku Fangirls: But what about in the beginning of Neverland in the game when Sora and Riku-

Sora53: DON'T SPOIL THE CHAPTER!!!~~

Disclaimer: Still don't own Kingdom Hearts. I do own Corita. Feel my wrath. Muahaha.

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"You know, no one really respects me, did you notice that?"

"Corita, we all respect you!" Sora said.

"No, not really...you make fun of me, and laugh at me for no good reason!" Corita said firmly.

"Well, you have to admit, the ears were pretty funny." Sora said as Donald snickered behind him.

"Don't feel bad, Corita. We're just kidding around!" Goofy said.

"Yeah, well, your kidding around sure has gotten pretty mean lately." Corita said sadly.

"Hey, don't worry. Cheer up! I know! Let's go shopping! Girls like to shop!" Sora said, pulling Corita's arm towards the ducklings' shop.

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Corita was seated in the back of the Gummi Ship, re-reading 'Gummi Ships for Boneheads'. Sora had bought her a new staff, ethers, AND a pack of bubble gum, but she was still in a bad mood.

"Corita, what's wrong?" Sora asked, turning around from the front of the ship. Corita merely looked up from her book for a moment, then continued reading.

"Are you still moping about the ear thing?" Donald asked.

"No, Donald." Sora said calmly. I think she's upset because you were wearing her werewolf ear's in the duckling's shop and pretended to fall from Oogie's manor!"

"Oh yeah, that."

Corita continued to read her book. However, it was more like she was simply glaring at her book; when Sora looked at her he half expected her to burn a hole through the book with her eyes.

"You know Corita..." Sora said slowly. "We don't really underestimate what you do! I mean, look at me! If it weren't for you, I'd be dead now!"

Corita continued to glare at her book, ignoring Sora.

"We should be at the new world soon! Isn't that exciting?"

No response.

"Okay Corita. I'll give you 6.3 seconds to say something!" Sora said loudly.

"Oh, please." Donald said, rolling his eyes.

"3...4..5..."

"LOOK OUT!"

"Now, see? That wasn't so hard, was it-"

The Gummi Ship was suddenly rammed hard on one side; Corita, Sora, Goofy, and Donald were all thrown to the side.

"Owww....Goofy, why didn't you say anything?"

"I didn't see anything! It came from nowhere!"

Standing up, slightly shaken, the four of them could see a huge pirate ship had rammed them. The ship was huge; it was a miracle that they hadn't been pushed completly off course.

"GET US OUT OF HERE, GOOFY!" Corita yelled as the ship drew closer to them.

"Too late! It's blocked off our path!"

"Too late is right." Sora said softly. Several Heartless had appeared inside the Gummi Ship. They appeared to be small, dark pirates with deep, glowing eyes.

"Great. Just great. Wait...how did Heartless get on the Gummi Ship? We have an anti-Heartless-teleportation device! It cost 2000 munny!" Donald roared.

"Oops, must've forgot to turn it on." Goofy said.

While Donald was yelling at Goofy, the Heartless had surrounded the four of them; their glowing yellow eyes piercing the light of the Gummi Ship.

"Um...Sora...KILL THEM!" Donald cried.

"Me? Why not you?" Sora yelled at Donald.

"Because YOU'RE the Keyblade Master!"

"So? That doesn't give you the right to-"

"Look out!" Corita yelled, ducking out of the way. One of the Heartless had lept towards them, it's long claws reaching for Corita's arm. However, since Corita had ducked out of the way, it latched onto Donald instead.

"GET IT OFF ME!" Donald roared, smacking the Heartless in the head several times. Before Goofy and Sora could help him, however, he and the Heartless dissapeared in a blast of darkness.

"Great...just great..." Sora said, taking out his Keyblade. He was too late, however; a Heartless had lept from behind him and latched onto his throat. Before he could even speak, he was gone as well.

"Goofy! Back me up here!" Corita said, taking out her staff. "Goofy?"

Corita turned around, but Goofy was gone as well.

"WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!" Corita cried, swinging at a Heartless, but missing. She heard a small scratching noise, like sharp claws leaving the ground. Before she could turn around, strong claws latched onto her throat.

"Urg...get...offa me!" Corita cried, pulling at the Heartless. Then, Corita felt as if all the breath had been knocked out of her. Struggling, she pulled at the creature on her throat. Opening her eyes, she saw two glowing yellow eyes staring at her. They would be the last thing she ever saw...

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"Ah, she's okay."

"Any idea what happened yet?"

"You asked me this 6 times before, Goofy."

"So? You might've realized what happened!"

Corita opened her eyes slowly and saw Goofy and Donald above her. Sitting up, she moaned in pain.

"Oww...my throat hurts...wait? I'm alive?"

Corita pinched her arm to make sure she wasn't dreaming.

"OW! Okay, I guess I am..."

"You okay, Corita?" Goofy asked.

"I guess so...where are we?"

"Ya know, I think those Heartless teleported us onto this here pirate ship!" Goofy said.

The three of them were inside of a small, wooden room. The floor was creaking softly, and it rocked gently below them.

"That seems logical." Donald said sarcastically.

"Well, what's your theory?" Goofy asked.

"Give me a minute..." Donald said, thinking hard.

"Wait a second. Where's Sora?" Corita asked.

Looking around, Donald and Goofy suddenly realized that Sora wasn't there.

"Hmm...you're right! I didn't even notice that he was gone!" Donald said.

"Where could he be..." Corita muttered.

"Do you hear something?" Goofy asked.

"Yeah...it sounds like someone screamed!" Corita said, looking around quickly.

"But...from where? It sounded like it came...from above?" Donald said, looking at the ceiling.

"WATCH OUT!" Sora cried as he crashed down from a hole in the ceiling.

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"Are you sure?" Goofy asked.

"Yeah, it was definitely Kairi! I've finally found her!" Sora said happily.

"All right! Let's go up and talk to her!" Corita said.

"Yeah!"

"Sounds great! Okay, but first..." Donald started. "How about getting off?"

Sora had fallen from the deck of the ship and landed directly on top of the other three in the room.

"Oops, sorry." He said.

After untangling themselves from Sora, the four of them proceeded to find an exit to the room.

"We could just burn the door down." Corita said.

"If we burn the door down, the ship will burn too!" Donald yelled.

"So?"

"WE'RE ON THE SHIP, YOU IDIOT!"

"DON'T CALL CORITA AN IDIOT!"

"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE RESPECT ME!?" Corita said as she huffed off and stood in a corner, sulking.

"Ugh...teenage girls." Donald moaned as he pushed at the door.

"Excuse me?" asked an unfamilar voice.

Sora's looking behind the barrels had revealed that the room held another occupant; a young boy dressed in green had appeared as if from nowhere.

"Who are you?" Donald asked.

"I'm the answer to your prayers!" He said merrily. Donald, however, tapped his foot impatienly.

"Okay, fine. Have it your way." said the boy, looking around the room.

"But you're stuck in here too, aren't you?" Sora asked.

"No, I'm just waiting for someone." He answered.

"Who?"

A small light had flown in through the open window of the door; it circled around Sora's head and made it's way to the boy. Close examination of the light revealed it to actually to be what appeared to be a small person; a pixie.

"Tinker Bell, what took you so long?" The boy asked.

The pixie simply moved her mouth, but it seemed like the boy understood her.

"Great job. So you found Wendy? .... Hold on. There was another girl there, too? .... Are you crazy? There's no way I'm gonna leave Wendy there!"

"Aha. She must be pretty jealous!" Donald said, snickering. Tinker Bell turned around, indignant, and kicked Donald in the mouth.

"Ow! Nice kick for a pixie..."

"C'mon, Tink! Open up the door!"

"Ahem!" Sora said as Tinker Bell flew out of the room and unlocked the door.

"I'm Peter Pan." The boy said, holding out his hand as if to shake Sora's.

"I'm Sora." Sora said, reaching his hand out to shake Peter's. However, Peter pulled his hand away quickly.

"Okay, we're in this together but only 'till we find Wendy." He said.

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~~Sora53: Wasn't that an EXCELLENT chapter? *sigh*

Fans: ....whatever.

Sora Fangirls: SORA FELL FROM DECK! He...may...be...hurt! *sobs*

Riku Fangirls: Oh, shut up. *sobs* Riku...

Sora53: Oh, please. Here. Have some Riku:

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Riku Fangirls: *melts*~~