Disclaimer: I really can't be bothered since I already wrote one in the last chapter so I'm saying this one last time and this will go for the whole of this fic. I don't own digimon or the kids the digimon people made up but i do own my own people which you'll get to meet.
Authors Note: This fic isn't for those Takumi or Kouzumi fans cause there's a lot of random romance in here which only leads to humour and nothing else, plus, I'm not especially fond of Izumi/Zoe, her character and background is too boring for me, haven't we already been through the girl who doesn't have any friends but really want's some? But, I don't mean any offence to people who like her, it's really your own opinion. And warning, this is a really bad chapter because it is completely boring and the people are talking practically the whole time so I understand if you want to shoot me after reading this, just email me and we'll organise a time and date for it (actually, no we won't). I hope you enjoy my utter randomness and a warning that it gets worse. (If you do not like randomness, don't read Chapter 3 or this for that matter)
Takuya ran onto the bus for the train station.
"Wait, wait, wait!!!!!" He shouted, steeping onto the vehicle just as the door closed.
"Hey! Didn't your teachers tell you to not run inside a bus while the doors closing!?" The driver scolded.
"Sorry, I'm going to be late if I don't catch this train...I mean bus...I mean...ummmm...yes, bus!"
"What is wrong with you boy? What are you? Are you that Delibird who's come to collect my debts?(whimpers)"
"What!? Do I look like a Pokémon to you!"
"Ummm yes.....your goggles are ugly..."
"Hey that's mean! You owe me a free taxi ride!"
"You mean bus ride....o.k, I don't care...."
"O.k."
"Yo Takuya!"
Takuya looked towards the back of the bus where two familer faces from school appeared
"Hey dudes!" He smiled and sat down on the seat infront of them. "Excuse me." He apologised to the girl sitting beside him. But she didn't seem to notice since she was staring out the window and listening to her MP3 player.
"Hey Takuya!" His friend pulled his sleeve. "What brings you to our bus today?"
"I have to meet some friends of mine at the train station."
Takuya: So guy's, I guess I'll be seeing you guys again next Friday afternoon.
Kouji: Yeah, meet infront of the lift at exactly 4:59....
Kouichi: oO;; 4:59?????
Takuya: What's with that. This isn't a comedy cartoon y'know.
Kouji: Well I know you'll be late so I deliberatly gave you 1 extra minute to do whatever.
Takuya: What can I do in a minute?
Kouichi: (thinks) You could boil an egg.....
Kouji: Remember the saucepan and water for that my dear Takuya!
Takuya: (grumbles) So anyway's, you three, I know you guys are still a little shaky on the rules but just try o.k?
(Three shadowed heads nod)
........Back=
The bus skidded to a stop.
"Driver what's wrong?" A woman asked.
"Sorry passengers but theres been a minor accident.(whispers) That Delibird's out to get me..."
"WHAT!"
"WHAT!"
The whole bus turned to stare at the pair of teenagers who just yelled. They turned towards each other. Staring with horrified expressions at each other.
"GAHHHHHH!!!!" They yelled again, attracting more of the passengers attention.
"Takuya......"
"An......Why are you sitting next to me!"
"You're the idiot you placed his pathetic ass next to mine!"
"Well.....welll......humph!"
"Humph!"
They folded their arms and looked in opposite directions.
"Hey Takie..." His friend whispered.
"What." He grumbeled back.
"You know her?"
"No I don't!" He sanpped.
A brief silence follows as the bus slowly starts to move again. Takuya looked over to the girl who was taking up half his seat space again. 'Wow, she does look different..' He thought. 'What happened to her? Pigtails? Make-up? Fancy uniform Dress? Well I guess she can't do much about that last part but..... From what I recall, she was wearing jeans and some kind of top, whatever they're called......I never knew a girl like her would submit to having hair in pigtails and having ...... perfume on....Oh bot, this stinks!! But then again all perfume does....'
"(cough)......(cough)"
"Excuse me?"
"What?"
"What was that cough for?"
"Your (coughs sarcasticly) perfume a la france."
"That's not the brand!"
"I don't care! What happened to you? The uniform I can understand but this (tilts her chin) powdery crap! (accidently gets some in his mouth) cough! cough! And these girly pigtails I mean, what!?"
"It's none of your buisness and I was going to ask you that other day, what's with your goggles, they're gay."
"Well some people appreciate my sense of style!"
"And my school appreciates mine!!!"
They stare at each other evily again until........
"Hey...stop fluttering your eyelashes.....it's not turning me on......." Takuya winced and backed away a bit.
"That......was NOT my goal....." She blushed and wiped the powdery crap out of her eyes.
"Look." Takuya grinned, wipping his hair back. "If ya wanna get with a terribly hot guy like me, you'd have to try harder than that!"
"Shut up! Who'd ever want to get with you!"
"A LOT of people!"
"And who are they? Someone completely brainless or are you....bent? Hehehe....."
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"No!!"
"You (something rude)"
"Well you're a (something worse that the other phrase)"
This arguement went on practicaly forever which explained their inabilty to get off at the train station.
Kouichi sighed and looked at his watch again. "Why am I always the person who's early......"
"Kouichi!!!!!" Kouji shouted and ran towards his brother.
"Hey! Please tell me that the others are right behind you...."
Kouji looked behind himself and watched a golden retriever called Basil walk past.
"No, they're not.....unless (to Basil) Are you Takuya in disguise?"
"sigh I wish they would hurry, this is important! Dammit! My foot is itchy!"
"That was random....wait.......have I seen her before? Kouichi?"
"You go look! I need to scratch my foot!"
" .Kouji walked over to the girl sitting peacefully on the bench, braiding her hair.
"Excuse me." He started. "Are you Pre....what was your name again?"
The blonde haired girl looked up and started giggeling immediatly and threw herslf at a very scared Kouji.
"Oh my God, you're one of the totally adorable twins, who are you again? Kouji? Kouichi? Coco Pops? Mariko? Nanako? Disco!? Oh my GORRRRD! You are so so cuuuuutttttteeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! (starts squealing continuously) Oh yes! I'm Primrose! Remember me!? PRIM-ROSE sprelt P.R.I.M.R.O.S.E! PRIMROSE! So who are you again!?"
"(Kouji finally managed to untangle himself from this crazy woman) Kouji Minamoto. Twin of my twin who stalked...I mean........found you."
"Oh really!? Cause you're twin is sooooooooo cute! Like you! (squeals) Oh, my God where is he!? (starts jumping up and down like an idiot, wait! Not a good reference since she is one...) Take me to him! Take me to him! WHEEEEEE!"
"O.k. (thinks) Anything to stop her from throwing herself at me un-predictably again. She could have told me if she was going to lunge at me like that........I should tell Takuya that....."
Kouichi puts his shoe back on and when he looks up, the girl he stalked for half an hour threw herself and him and knocked him to the floor.
"Ow, ummm hello......(blushes) Can you please not lean on that area, it's a bit Kouichi-only....."
"Hey aren't you guys the guy's who told me to meet here at 4:59?" A boy asked.
"Yes, and your John aren't you?"
"No, K1 and K2, I am the great Jac---"
"Hi Jack, nice to see you again."
"-IE...." he finished, shaking his head with disbelief.
"Do you have any idea where Takuya and that girl...what was her name again?" Kouichi asked, while attempting to get up.
"Umm, I can't remember but she had pink hair...." (Note: I know they called Mimi a strawberry-blonde in Season 2 but her hair is pink I tell you! PINK!!!!!)
"Gee, we're really good at remembering names aren't we?"
"Yeah I think we deserve a medal."
"Yeah we do---"
Kouichi stopped to stare at a pair who just entered the station, catching most of the stations attention.
"This is all your fault!" A female voice screeched
"My fault!? Your fault! You...you...you box you!" Steam came out of Takuya's ears as he said it.
"Ha! Box? That's the best insult you can come up with? You ziga-bot-bot-doda!!"
"WHAT!? What kind of insult is that!?"
"A very good one!"
"Yeah! A very good example of the dumbest insults ever!"
"Shut up!"
"Sweetiepie, you shut up!"
"No, you shut up!"
"After you!"
"Na-uh, after you!"
"Ladies first!"
"No you're too kind!"
"No, really honey, you shut up first!"
"Baby, you shut up."
"No pumpkin, You."
"No sugar, You."
{DUN dun DUN!} The PA system sounded. {Would those two children please stop their quarreling as it is affecting the other passengers, oh, and by the way, the kid with the goggles, everybody on this platform hates you.}
The two teenagers suddenly realised all the attention the were recieveing and whispered a truce (with Takuya slightly pissed off because no one likes him.). Actually....it wasn't exactly a truce.
"If you piss me off one more time today...." The girl snapped her fingers and a line of men dressed in black from head to toe appeared and surrounded Takuya with giant black machine guns aimed at him. Ready to 'BANG!' Takuya sweated and smiled as innocently as he could while saying all the religious words he could think of in order to stay alive.
The 'female dog' snapped her fingers again and her bodyguards went away.
"My dear sweet baby boy, that'll only happen if you piss me off again."
Takuya smiled nervously while trying to look hot at the same time. (It didn't work).
"I'm going to introduce myself to Kouji again, he's hot!"
"Antonia! I am offended!(in a kids whiney voice) I'm hot toooooo!" Takuya looked down and twideled his fingers.
Antonia - the rich, pink haired girl smiled and hooked her arms around the sulking boy.
"Aww baby, maybe if you grow up, I might consider calling you hot." She let go and pecked him on the cheek.
"Hey.." Takuya called after her. "What was the kiss for? And! Can I have another one!?"
"No." Anni replied, getting ideas for how to disinfect her lips. "Ask Kouji for one!"
"Yo Kouji! Can you kiss me!?"
"No!"
"Why? It's not like you're going to get boy's germ's from him." Anni giggeled.
"No, but I'll get Takuya's germ's!!!!"
After quite some time, a train was announced. Kouji got the smart idea that they would have to go down to the lower lower lower ground basement again, so Takuya (the smart one...not) started considering how to get down there.
"Let's do it Kouichi's way! Jump down a flight of stair's!"
"O.k!" Primrose smiled and started towards the stairs but Kouji grabbed her arm.
"Was that in mockery of me?" Kouichi glared evily at Mr. Goggles.
"No....absolutly not...." Takuya smiled and wiped his sweat with his mothers favourite hankie.
"Let's just use the lift like last time Einstine!" Kouji rolled his eyes and pushed the lift button.
So all six of them piled into the lift and down they went and they even tried to play a game of I spy. Although it didn't exactly work since Takuya suggested something beginning with 'L', everyone said 'lift' except Primrose who said 'puffy balloons'. Minutes later, they realised that she was not replying to the game and was actually referring to the strange things which began to fly outside their lift, more commonly known as digimon.
"Huh, we're here already? I thought we needed to catch a Trailmon."
"Yeah so did I..." Kouji muttered and looked out the window. It was the Digital World alright, just as it was when they left two years ago, there wasn't anything wrong with it, at least, not that he could see.
When they reached the ground floor, they all surprisingly got out and stood there like absolute weirdo's (wait! they are weirdo's...). They lift for some magnificently lame reason, disentergrated into thin air and they all stood and talked for a while and Takuya/Kouji/Kouichi lectured on about the Digital World, blah blah blah, even though no one was listening (including themselves) and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, actually, they even started saying 'blah blah blah' since they got tired of talking about this World which they didn't have any written information on. Where's that Bokumon when you need him?
"(gasp)Oh my Lord you're back!!!!!"
"Whooopie!!!!!"
Takuya,Kouji and Kouichi turned around and a smile spread accross their faces.