Note: Yeah, last chapter was just a boring load of {beep} so this chapter is just a random thoughts chapter which you can afford to skip but I have to warn you, if you haven't figuered out so already, my sense of humour is quite bizzare - actually thats what my English teacher said so I hope you don't find my 'funny bits' insulting to your favouite goggle boy - Takuya baby, cause I love him too! Oh, and I just realised that I made a hell of a lot of typo's in chapter 01, you see, I put {beeps} in whenever somebody said a 'naughty word' but unfortunatly, I used the arrow brackets and, being a HTML document, it did not show the word {beep} on the document. Oh well, at least its a good censor. So enjoy my apparantly bizzare sense of humour :) Oh and Term 3 of school is starting tomorrow so I'll have to 'concentrate on my studies' again.....fun...well, wish me luck to survive another 10 weeks of it before another well-deserved 2 week break!
Takuya POV
I guess I over reacted a little. Well, I guess I'm allowed to, since I haven't seen the two blops in so long. But, I guess Kouji was right when he said I was going a bit far when I started mouth-to-mouthing them. I mean....... I swear I didn't know I was making passionate contact with them and from then on, they refused to speak to me. Well, I don't really mind cause it'll pass. Well, the two little digimon told us to change first thing after the introductions because Naemon hated our uniforms and none of us wanted to be wearing our uniform anyway. We're walking to some forest a bit further than the travellers change rooms because Bokumon claims there is a 'spiritual presence' worth discovering there. And those two useless blops fainted when Primrose accidently set fire to a nearby bush using Oxygen, candles and my methane gas. So I guess I too contributed to the passing out of the two Digimon and now none of us have any idea on where to go. Kouji and Antonia blamed to entire incident on me and we had a very loud dispute while in the change rooms even though Antonia was in another room and, as a result of me winning, she threw her underwear over the wall and it landed on my head, then she came stomping over to the male change rooms blushing, wearing a towel around her body and hitting me on the head with an alarm clock and thats all I remembered for quite a while.
When I came to, apparently, the alarm clock was meant to be the thing she threw over except she picked up the wrong thing. How she could've mistaken a bra for an alarm clock is completely beyond me but I have to admit that I did get a tingling feeling when I saw the bra but it turned out to be a mosquito bite above my urination device (sorry, couldn't find a nicer way to say it). And it's really itchy so I'm going to have to hide behind a tree the whole day if I want to scratch it or I'll be giving everyone a discovery of self-discovery. And now, while were walking to the forest which I have no idea where it is, I'm talking to Kouichi because I want to avoid Antonia and make Kouji jealous at the same time. Unfortunately, the second part doesn't seem to be working because he's talking to stupid Jackie and he seem's to be trying to make me jealous because it's working. So now, I'm trying to get Kouji's attention by singing the National Anthem.
Antonia POV
This is utterly ridiculous. I'm walking through this wonkitated world to furfill some weird prophecy or something and I've already made one major opposite sex enemy. The ass, Takuya, maybe I should just call him donkey from now on. Why the hell did I throw my bra over!? Why did I take it off in the first place? Oh right, off-shoulder tops make bra straps visible. I can't believe that fart-face! Doesn't he have an reaction when he see's girl's underwear or is he so used to seeing it that he's used to it? Or is he gay? EWWWWW! Both those ideas just made me seasick. Gross, so now I'm travelling with a goggle boy who's either a major pervert or has a bent factor. Oh my God! Now donkey face Takuya is singing horribly, actually, he's doing it so atrociously that I would think it was the garbage truck driving by. So I'm going to make him shut up until we get to this weird forest place which no one seems to know the direction to. O.k, I've decided to insult him, that way, he'll get insulted and pissed off while I get to have fun. I just yelled out that I think his face looks like those 'before' photos in the beauty treatment ad's.
Ooooooh! Nasty! He told me to "{beep} off Antonia!!!!" Oh, at least he stopped singing the National Anthem now. So I'm hoping now he'll disappear completely so I just told him that his face looks like Slaughtered Lamp Cutlets. Oh, his insults just keep getting more boring. He told me to 'get lost' so indeed, now I'm walking in a totally different direction from the rest of the group and absolutely no one is stopping me so I'm absolutely delighted. I don't think accomplishing this task will be too difficult because I've never been here before. I'm secretly hoping that somehow I'll bump into a Ancient Egyptian God from Yu-Gi-Oh and I'll tell it to capture everybody in the group.... except Primrose cause I feel kindda sorry for that girl, she's a little on the ditzy side and maybe Kouji or Kouichi or Jackie, as long as they promise to be my slaves for the year and then I'll tell it to eat Takuya, no wait! I'll put Takuya in a skimpy bikini and I'll make him put on a concert for me!!!! Oh! That will be good!
Oh, I just bumped into the group again..........
Kouji POV
I've never felt so bad in my whole life. I actually let the two digimon half-die when Takuya farted. Oh well, guess we'll have some peace and quiet for a while and at the same time have completely no bloody idea where the hell we're meant to be going. I think I should lead this group since Takuya started singing the National Anthem and telling Anni to 'get lost' which she did and then Kouichi went looking for her but then she came back seconds later looking very disappointed to see us. So now she's started talking to Primrose and I guess the girls are sticking together although one is a bit of a bitch and the other is a bit of a ditz. Oh, Kouichi's just come back with a stick which he claims can be used for aiding in our journey but I just think the stick should just go stick back onto the tree it originally came from because I think it looks more like a twig. But, he is my brother and I don't want to hurt his feelings and he's not like Takuya or anything.
Oh. Takuya just said "Kouichi go stick that stick back on the tree it came from because it looks more like a useless twig."
Then Kouichi answered. "I can't, I don't have any glue."
So I added in. "O.k Takuya, Kouichi can take it if he wants."
Then Takuya started fake crying for no particular reason and lunged himself at me. Now he's fake crying on my shoulder like a girl and I have no idea why. I don't like it so I'm trying to get him away from me. It's utterly embarrassing and he's making it look like that he's trying to make-out with my shoulder which of course looks a lot worse than making-out normally but both activities I certainly won't encourage infront of an audience whether your partner is a boy or a girl. I just wish Bokumon would wake up, not so much because he could lead us the way to the forest but because he has this little baby thing which works like handcuffs except they keep the baby and the mum together so the baby can't go anywhere. I think Bokumon and Takuya definitly fitted the Mother and Baby description. Oh great, more pain, the ditzy girl just fainted........God knows why......
Jackie POV
This is the most confusing day of my life. Not only have I been transported to some random place by the Shibuya Train Station Elevator No. 2, but the blonde bimbo has just fainted for no particular reason. No actually, I'll rephrase that, the girl with the braided hair just passed out for some reason (I accidently bagged out myself in that first statement, I've got a bit of blonde hair you see...)
Ooooh, now all the guys are fighting over who's going to give her mouth to mouth and I'm joining in. Right now we've all decided to pick the longest stick out of a box and Kouichi is offering his twig to take part as one of the sticks. Takuya has offered half a left over mint chocolate stick but Kouji said that it was a dumb item so now he's sulking in the corner. Ummm... rephrase! Since there is no corner to sulk in, I should just say that he's sulking, North-East of us. Kouichi just volunteered to get more twigs and Anni went to help him.
Oopsie Daisy! Some bird thing just flew over and dropped a butt-bomb on Kouji's bandanna and he's making this expression where he's angry but trying not to show it and it makes him look really angry. I see this expression all the time at home when I embarrass my sister infront of her boyfriend and she makes this expression. But one difference is that afterwards, I'm pretty sure Kouji won't come chasing me around the house with Dad's electric drill.
Oh, now that the two have returned from their twig hunting half and hour later and Takuya's been blackmailed by Kouji to sit with us again, we can continue the ceremony. Now I'm putting one hand in the hole we dug (we didn't have a box) and I've drawn out the shortest stick.......so now everybody has drawn their stick and we've discovered that they're all the same length. Everyone just blamed Takuya and now he's sulking in the corner again. So now we're all going to take turns in giving Primrose CPR (except Anni). Takuya and I are making one of the twins go first and third then we all agreed that Takuya should go last because we found him to be completely unreliable (well at least Anni thinks so and those eyes of hers look like they're going to kill me if I disagree so I'm listening to her). And just when we decided on all the correct procedures on how to revive her, she becomes conscious again.
Kouichi POV
Just these three days, a number of important events have occurred in my life which I couldn't take the chance to do. Firstly, cooking for my mother could've earned me brownie points in getting a new Play Station 2 game but then we ended up going to her friends place for dinner. Secondly, I actually finished my History Assignment and could've made my teacher like me for once but I ended up leaving it saved in a file on my home computer. And now I can get to resuscitate the most beautiful of all living things FIRST and then SHE BLOODY WAKES UP!!!!!!!! Oh I can just see it now. 'New and revised Sleeping Beauty, the Prince leans over the Princess and just before he kisses her, she wakes up'. What a romantic fairytale. Hey, maybe somebody could do the same to the two digimon who passed out, although no one seemed to care as much.
Well now I'm suffering from a dislocated jaw as Prim woke up when my mouth was very close to hers then she screamed and hit my bottom jaw. When I first saw her I though she was the most delicate girl I've ever seen with that slender body now I've decided that I'm terrified of delicate-looking girls. Hum. Apparantly, through some questioning conducted by Kouji, we've discovered that she was on a sugar high just this morning and the fainting and waking up bit was her 'becoming normal' again procedure. Um.
Now she's sitting next to me and asking "I'm really sorry Kouichi, are you allright?"
I'm nodding and edging away from her. Now I'm beginning to think my friend was right when he said 'the more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are.'
Great, now I've hurt her feelings cause she's got this expression which looks really pretty...I MEAN SAD!!!! SAD! Yeah and she's apologising and she looks like she's going to cry so I'm trying to calm her down but I only seem to be making matters worse. Oh why didn't I pay attention to my friend when he was telling me 10 ways NOT to treat a girl!? Maybe because he has had no experience in dating-girls. O.k well Takuya's decided to try and revive the two digimon now because he's sick of getting lost. Well! About time!!
Primrose POV
At this moment all the boy's in the group are figuring out how to revive the two bloopy things called Digimon which there appears to be a lot of surrounding us. Anni has taken total control over the matter despite the fact that she's pretty much new in this area. Takuya suggested we sing a inverse-lullaby, which, according to him is guaranteed to wake them up since normal lullaby's are meant to put people to sleep. I think it's a good idea but nobody else seems to think so, but then Kouichi said that he should try anyway since nobody else has a better idea. So this is Takuya's inverse-lullaby:
Before you eat an artichoke,
I have prepared a special joke,
And now were settled on a boat,
So now it's time to get a bloke.
Oh. Anni started laughing. Now she's whacking him over the head with a tree branch and criticizing him. Well, I'm not too sure what the lullaby means itself so I can't praise or critisize it. So I've whispered to Kouichi to see if he knows what it means. It appears he doesn't know so he's whispering to Kouji who then whispered to Jackie, now he's gone off and whispered to a nearby colourful wombat thing whose gone to whisper to something else. Oh! Chinese Whispers! FUN! Now 10 minutes later a bird thing just came back and whispered: "Yes, I believe Shinji from Evangelion is hosting a new show."
Oh. Well this doesn't help me at all so I've decided to watch Takuya resuscitate the two things with CPR. Actually it's really semi-CPR since Takuya won't put his mouth anywhere near theirs and is merely only using his hands to try and put air into their mouths which does not seem to be working at all.
Well it must have worked somehow because they just woke up but they took one look at Takuya and passed out again. Oh, what to do what to do..... get lost I guess....