Irene Blackthorn
Sorry I haven't written much lately. I've been in a foul state. Me stomach hurts, i get sick during the mornings, and I get angry extremely easy. It wasn't until your last letter that i realized what may be wrong...I may be pregnant with the child of Jack. Oh dear god in heaven help me! I sure hope that both that voodoo lady and i are wrong.
I can't marry him! To become Mrs. Sparrow? i can't marry him for mainly two reasons: one Pirates don't marry, and two pirates most certainly don't marry other pirates! They'd both be un trust worthy and cut throat and, it's just un heard of! Although I could see me self in a beautiful wedding gown and walking towards...oh god it'd be murder getting Jack to wear something nice! But where would we live? We both couldn't bare to be away from the sea for even three weeks!
I guess your right; I do have feelings for him. You know, at first you love him, then you hate him, then you want to make him a eunuch, and lastly you can't live with out him! But of all people to fall in love with! Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh well i guess you can't help things like that they just happen.
Jack is talking in his sleep. I surprised I'm awake after all the bloody rum we drank last night. Nothing happened because we both passed out early. Me head is bloody killing me! But I guess it's the price I pay. Anyway, earlier he was muttering on about mayonnaise, eunuchs, the French....and fluffy pink bunnies. Now he's saying something about perfume and...he just asked me to marry him in his sleep! I wonder what he's dreaming about....wait what am I saying! I have a feeling I don't want to know.
Well better go wake him up or he'll most likely wake up screaming.
-Emily Amelia Angolina Dove
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Emily,
how many different ways can I say 'I told you so?'? Sorry, I just had to say that. If Jack is asking to marry you in his sleep, why don't you ask him? After all, Ann Bonny got pregnant and I believe she married Calico Jack if memory serves me. And Mary Read, I believe, also got married. I don't know to who, but he was the pirate that got her pregnant. Anyway, you should stop drinking rum, it's bad for the baby. Have you told Jack yet? Anyway, try apple cider, will make the kid nice and big, and healthy.
By the way, moved to my new smith. I swear, about a hundred people were there. Including that one Will fellow-the other smithy. I swear, you couldn't have surprised him more if a two headed Tibetan eunuch wearing orange robes was the new smithy than a woman wearing pants and carrying a monkey. It was so funny, he really is a retard. Knows his work though, unfortunately. His wife is rather nice though, I decided I liked her- Elizabeth. She told me she was pregnant too, but she hasn't told Will yet.
Jacques- my monkey- really likes the smithy, after he learned not to touch the forge, and the Captain was more than relieved to be rid of him. And, he can spy also. I don a wicked grin as I tell you this: Commodore Norrington and the rest of the English fleet are demanding an increase of the English army because the French Revolution is getting way too excited. The King and Queen of France are dead, they've been executed-or murdered.
With this attention on France, it is unlikely that Commodore Norrington will be bothered with Pirates, in fact, he might be shipped off. But a warning, do not sail near France or England, or anywhere near Europe. You will be mistaken for an enemy. I heard rumors of a certain Napoleon Bonaparte. I don't know much about him though, however, I believe I will, very soon.
May the wind be at your back my friend. Irene Blackthorn.
P.S. If you need any weapons, swords, daggers, cannons, guns, ask me, I will send you a supply. Don't even give me that glare, yes I already set up a network of spies across the Caribbean. And you learn so much from tea time parties. I know you would never have the patience to put up with one. But those royals do get rather talkative and find the most interesting 'gossip' did you know the governor had three mistresses and all of them are pregnant? This is Swann I'm talking about. And Norrington has a Fiancée? And Elizabeth being pregnant. anyway, write soon.
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Sorry I haven't written much lately. I've been in a foul state. Me stomach hurts, i get sick during the mornings, and I get angry extremely easy. It wasn't until your last letter that i realized what may be wrong...I may be pregnant with the child of Jack. Oh dear god in heaven help me! I sure hope that both that voodoo lady and i are wrong.
I can't marry him! To become Mrs. Sparrow? i can't marry him for mainly two reasons: one Pirates don't marry, and two pirates most certainly don't marry other pirates! They'd both be un trust worthy and cut throat and, it's just un heard of! Although I could see me self in a beautiful wedding gown and walking towards...oh god it'd be murder getting Jack to wear something nice! But where would we live? We both couldn't bare to be away from the sea for even three weeks!
I guess your right; I do have feelings for him. You know, at first you love him, then you hate him, then you want to make him a eunuch, and lastly you can't live with out him! But of all people to fall in love with! Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh well i guess you can't help things like that they just happen.
Jack is talking in his sleep. I surprised I'm awake after all the bloody rum we drank last night. Nothing happened because we both passed out early. Me head is bloody killing me! But I guess it's the price I pay. Anyway, earlier he was muttering on about mayonnaise, eunuchs, the French....and fluffy pink bunnies. Now he's saying something about perfume and...he just asked me to marry him in his sleep! I wonder what he's dreaming about....wait what am I saying! I have a feeling I don't want to know.
Well better go wake him up or he'll most likely wake up screaming.
-Emily Amelia Angolina Dove
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Emily,
how many different ways can I say 'I told you so?'? Sorry, I just had to say that. If Jack is asking to marry you in his sleep, why don't you ask him? After all, Ann Bonny got pregnant and I believe she married Calico Jack if memory serves me. And Mary Read, I believe, also got married. I don't know to who, but he was the pirate that got her pregnant. Anyway, you should stop drinking rum, it's bad for the baby. Have you told Jack yet? Anyway, try apple cider, will make the kid nice and big, and healthy.
By the way, moved to my new smith. I swear, about a hundred people were there. Including that one Will fellow-the other smithy. I swear, you couldn't have surprised him more if a two headed Tibetan eunuch wearing orange robes was the new smithy than a woman wearing pants and carrying a monkey. It was so funny, he really is a retard. Knows his work though, unfortunately. His wife is rather nice though, I decided I liked her- Elizabeth. She told me she was pregnant too, but she hasn't told Will yet.
Jacques- my monkey- really likes the smithy, after he learned not to touch the forge, and the Captain was more than relieved to be rid of him. And, he can spy also. I don a wicked grin as I tell you this: Commodore Norrington and the rest of the English fleet are demanding an increase of the English army because the French Revolution is getting way too excited. The King and Queen of France are dead, they've been executed-or murdered.
With this attention on France, it is unlikely that Commodore Norrington will be bothered with Pirates, in fact, he might be shipped off. But a warning, do not sail near France or England, or anywhere near Europe. You will be mistaken for an enemy. I heard rumors of a certain Napoleon Bonaparte. I don't know much about him though, however, I believe I will, very soon.
May the wind be at your back my friend. Irene Blackthorn.
P.S. If you need any weapons, swords, daggers, cannons, guns, ask me, I will send you a supply. Don't even give me that glare, yes I already set up a network of spies across the Caribbean. And you learn so much from tea time parties. I know you would never have the patience to put up with one. But those royals do get rather talkative and find the most interesting 'gossip' did you know the governor had three mistresses and all of them are pregnant? This is Swann I'm talking about. And Norrington has a Fiancée? And Elizabeth being pregnant. anyway, write soon.
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