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American Magician

Chapter 16:

Last time:

"If I tried to tell her not to, she wouldn't listen." Harry deadpanned. Miccy smirked. Her parents' heads cam into view and she looked to them.

"Hi mom! Dad! We made it!"

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"Hi honey. Sirius hasn't done anything has he?" Mr. Barnes asked. Harry buried his head in his hands as Miccy giggled.

"No, dad, Siri's been the perfect gentleman, though his dad's an ass." She said, glaring at James. "But his mom's alright from what I've seen. I was asleep when the doc came in, but Siri woke me up to call."

"Can I speak with his parents so we might know who our daughter is staying with?" Mrs. Barnes asked. "Both if possible?"

"Just a moment ma'am." Harry said. He got up and walked to where his parent were talking. "Uh, mom? Professor Potter? The Barnes wish to speak with you." He said.

"Sure Harry." Lily said as she got up and pulled James with her. "Hello, I'm Lily Potter and this is my husband, James." She said pleasantly.

"Hi, I'm Mary and this is Rich." Mrs. Barnes said. "Your son is very informative. We've only met once before, though. Miccy's talked about him a lot."

"It's been great, having him back. When I was told he was missing and thought to be dead, I was frantic. I've enjoyed getting to know him." Lily said.

"When Miccy didn't come home, I called everyone. The next morning they found her and the most horrible moment was as I watched my baby hover between life and death. Her heart even stopped once. I couldn't do anything. Then we found out one of those bastards made her pregnant." She looked to both of them before continuing. "Your son's an angel, the first time I saw her smile was when he was there. I didn't think I would see it again."

"I would have to say it's rare to find a friend as good as he is." Mr. Barnes grinned. "Though I have to say, the first thing I heard about him was that Miccy didn't know how he got as far as he did with the scores he had while not doing his work." Harry looked shocked.

"Me? I did work. Do you know how hard it is to get someone to do your work without threats and money?" This earned him another punch. "Sir? Did your daughter tell you how she beats the slackers up?" Miccy lunged at him and mock-beat him up as Harry laughed. "Call her off!"

"Spec! There are wild animals loose, watch out!" Simeon yelled.

"I'm being attacked by one!" He shouted back, playfully. Simeon grinned, happy to see his friend playing around, but only Simeon could see that he was doing it for Miccy's benefit only.

"This is a hospital! Stop fooling around!" Madam Pomfrey shouted. Her stern expression left no room for discussion.

"Is Professor Potter and young Mr. Potter around? I do believe that there is a reason for four students to be in my office. I have heard their side and I am awaiting the other side." Professor Dumbledore said to the group of people.

"Siri! You're wearing glasses! And you cut your hair!" Miccy gasped. Harry grinned.

"Aren't you going to comment me on my great new look?"

"More like your lack of mind, but hey, not everyone can have looks and brains, unfortunately for you, you got the short end on both."

"I'll have you know that I'm at the top of my class."

"Mister Potter." The headmaster almost growled.

"Well, I was on my way to CoMC when the four Gryffindors arrived. They verbally attacked me and when I didn't react to their liking, they physically attacked me." Harry recalled.

"So you didn't attack them or bait them?" Dumbledore asked.

"No, I ignored them until they grabbed my arm. hen I asked them to let me go." Harry said.

"As I have already punished the others, I am now removing forty points form Slytherin and a detention for fighting." Harry's jaw dropped.

"I was beaten and placed in a body bind so I couldn't move. If I had fought them, the I would have some company up here."

"That is enough." The old man said before leaving.

"My life sucks." Harry groaned as he collapsed right where he stood.

"Don't worry, I'm sure nothing horrible is going to happen." Simeon looked back to Miccy. "So?" He prompted.

"I'm pregnant. I asked Siri to take claim on it. It isn't his, though. Siri though I should be checked out by his nurse."

"Oh. Oh!" He exclaimed as what she said sunk in. "Can I be his uncle?"

"How do you know it's a boy? I want a girl." She snapped.

"It's a boy. Five bucks says it's a boy."

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Yes, I know that everyone is OOC. It has to do with Miccy. Sirius is only pretending and Miccy is just very scared. Simeon always has been a joker.

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