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American Magician
Chapter 17:
Last time:
"Oh. Oh!" He exclaimed as what she said sunk in. "Can I be his uncle?"
"How do you know it's a boy? I want a girl." She snapped.
"It's a boy. Five bucks says it's a boy."
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"Was the headmaster just here?" Lily asked as she and James came back form the fire.
"Yes, I got forty points removed for fighting the Gryffindors and a detention." Harry drawled. "I bet he told the Gryffindors not to do it again and told them to leave. I mean, if they got the same punishment as me, Gryffindor should loose 160 points."
"Somehow I doubt that he did that. He wants Gryffindor to win." Simeon sneered.
"Just think Simeon, Siri's going to be a daddy in nine months." Miccy grinned, changing the subject before the boys got restless. "That means that he will only have freedom for less then nine months."
"I'm thinking I should have paid more attention in Human Growth and Child Development." Harry moaned.
"You never did answer my question. Can I be his uncle?" Simeon asked.
"Yes, you can be her uncle Simeon. Just don't hurt daddy here in all of your rough-housing." Miccy said. "He's delicate and I need him to last a few years."
"Delicate? And I'll have you know I'm standing right here. I can hear you. And Miccy, Simeon doesn't fight anymore. His girlfriend keeps him on a short leash." Harry put in.
"We know who wears the pants in that relationship." Miccy prodded. "What's her name?"
"Kimber Potter, Spec's baby sister." Simeon stated. Miccy burst out laughing. "What exactly is so funny?" He sounded put out.
"You dating someone related to Siri?"
"Only by blood, I swear, the girl wants to learn."
"There is nothing wrong with wanting to learn." Professor Potter stated.
"What ever you say, Professor." Harry drawled.
"James, when you were in school, you had a certain phobia to learning." Lily joked.
"Professor Potter, Lily, you two do know that you're almost grandparents." Simeon smiled.
"And I can assure you the kid will be spoiled rotten. The Potters are a fairly wealthy family." Lily grinned. "But being a grandmother makes me feel old. I'm only 35." She groaned.
"Lily, it's time for dinner." James said. "The three of you have to go eat." They nodded and followed the man out.
"It's nice to meet you Miccy. I'm Lily. I have to thank you, it's just rare for Harry to smile lately." She gave the girl a soft smile.
"It's nice to meet you, too. I'm sorry for all the trouble and Siri is my best friend. He might joke around a bit, but he's always been there for me and just knowing he'll be there to help takes a great load of my shoulders. I just can't believe how messed up my plans went. When Siri had a leech, girl, on him for a week, I'd told him that I wanted to save my virginity for my husband. When I heard about rapes and stuff I though it was away from me, that it would never happen to me. Like cancer." Lily pulled Miccy into her arms.
"Shh. It's all right, you'll find that everything will get better if you let it. Just watch. Boy or girl, when you first hold the child, you never want to let go."
"Mom! Miccy! Hurry up!" Harry called from the corner.
"Hold your horses!" Miccy yelled.
"They ran away!" Miccy snorted.
"Probably couldn't stand to look at you any more."
"Brains and looks!"
"Sirius! I'm going to hang you from your balls from the rafters!" Lily looked at the two in shock.
"That was below the belt." Harry jogged over.
"And where should it be?"
"Anything higher. Midsection's fine."
"Wasn't it?"
"Someone's PMSing."
"Both of you. Dinner. Miccy, you can eat at the head table." Lily interrupted.
"Cool." Miccy grinned.
"Feel lucky. You don't have to sit next to Draco Malfoy." Harry shuddered.
"Oh, I will." She grinned evily.
"Come on, the food here's great. And you can have as much as you want and it comes to you." Harry said excitedly.
"How does it do that?"
Magic. Or house elves, all the same."
"Oh, right, you told me about your encounter with those." She tem felt her pockets. "I forgot my CD player. I have a few CDs but not player."
"It wouldn't have worked anyway, but if you want, I can make it work."
"Would you do that?" She asked. "What about the volume?"
"I can make it surround sound, loud." He grinned mischievously. "Can I mom? I want someone to back me."
"Fine, do it, I won't say a word."
"Thanks! You're the best! What CD?"
"The only one I have with me is Disturbed." Miccy said, holding the CD out. Harry shrugged and took it. "Can you play 'Liberate' first?"
"Gotcha." He opened the doors. "Let the fun begin!" He hissed before walking to his seat next to Simeon. He was five minutes in when he started the CD. When everyone heard the opening music, they looked around.
*Liberate your mind
you mother fucker*
"What the!" Draco yelled.
*You're so narrow minded
so narrow minded.*
Harry, Simeon, and Miccy were laughing as the teachers tried to turn it off. The students looked around in confusion, Harry turned the volume up.
"Turn that off!" Someone yelled.
"Potter!" A few teachers yelled.
"I didn't do it!" Professor Potter and Matt yelled.
"Someone's got a guilty conscious." Simeon muttered to Harry.
"I know! Karaoke!" Miccy said as she jumped up from her finished plate.
"No." Harry said. "I haven't done that in months."
"Hey, you're right. Remember when we did karaoke when Mr. Williams was gone?" Simeon asked.
"How could I forget, I was unconscious for the next couple of days." Simeon laughed as the people left, not caring what they were talking about.
"Please Siri? I won't tease you for a week." Miccy begged.
"Bribery?" Harry shook his head. "No way." Find your own human boom box. I stopped when Mr. Williams left me bleeding and semi-conscious for a week, without food. No way." Harry shook his head, holding his hands defensively in front of him.
"Spec!" Simeon whined. "Mr. Williams isn't here."
"I don't care, and Professor Potter is just as bad. I think he's going to do something and I don't want to egg him on. He already told me mom is the only reason he's in contact with me. If I disappoint her, she might let the professor get rid of me., I don't want to go back to the orphanage again, Mr. Williams is likely to kill me on sight." Harry muttered, voice shaking slightly.
"Harry? What are you talking about?" Harry spun quickly to see Matt standing next to him. "What's Karaoke?"
"Simeon can tell you, I'm going to sleep, too much excitement." Harry returned, hand running through his hair in an attempt to push memories best left forgotten to the back of his head. He left the Great Hall and shook his head before continuing on his way.
He was halfway to the hospital wing when someone grabbed him and pulled him into the shadows. Harry's mind, already terrified by memories, began working overtime to convince himself it was alright.
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Major OOC, still. Just know that it dies down though. this is a very light part of the story.
I am going through a tough time right now, my health isn't what it should be and my fingers all feel like they are broken, so sorry for taking so long, might take longer for everything else as well.
Thanks to:
eruve tinwen
InDePeNdAnt-cHiK- don't worry too much, it means the same where i come from, sometimes.
potter-man1
Krista
Lady Ghost Malfoy
JerseyPike
Iced Flame
Nicole- well, acctually, it can't go without Miccy. but you'll find out why a bit later in the story and she won't really be that big of a character.
Queen-Seta/Remmy-The-Insane
Prongsblacks- i really don't like dumbledore, i think that he's just a big guy that thinks he's the best and he thinks everyone else is a pawn
Cat15
Taccora
ER
Prd2bAmerican18
Insanechildfanfic
Fangfoot
Queenbeth2
istalksiriusonweekends- they will get along better by the time the story is over, i haven't decided on whether they will every really get along or not.
Nora Lena Potter
Slimpun
athenakitty
Raclswt
American Magician
Chapter 17:
Last time:
"Oh. Oh!" He exclaimed as what she said sunk in. "Can I be his uncle?"
"How do you know it's a boy? I want a girl." She snapped.
"It's a boy. Five bucks says it's a boy."
***********************
"Was the headmaster just here?" Lily asked as she and James came back form the fire.
"Yes, I got forty points removed for fighting the Gryffindors and a detention." Harry drawled. "I bet he told the Gryffindors not to do it again and told them to leave. I mean, if they got the same punishment as me, Gryffindor should loose 160 points."
"Somehow I doubt that he did that. He wants Gryffindor to win." Simeon sneered.
"Just think Simeon, Siri's going to be a daddy in nine months." Miccy grinned, changing the subject before the boys got restless. "That means that he will only have freedom for less then nine months."
"I'm thinking I should have paid more attention in Human Growth and Child Development." Harry moaned.
"You never did answer my question. Can I be his uncle?" Simeon asked.
"Yes, you can be her uncle Simeon. Just don't hurt daddy here in all of your rough-housing." Miccy said. "He's delicate and I need him to last a few years."
"Delicate? And I'll have you know I'm standing right here. I can hear you. And Miccy, Simeon doesn't fight anymore. His girlfriend keeps him on a short leash." Harry put in.
"We know who wears the pants in that relationship." Miccy prodded. "What's her name?"
"Kimber Potter, Spec's baby sister." Simeon stated. Miccy burst out laughing. "What exactly is so funny?" He sounded put out.
"You dating someone related to Siri?"
"Only by blood, I swear, the girl wants to learn."
"There is nothing wrong with wanting to learn." Professor Potter stated.
"What ever you say, Professor." Harry drawled.
"James, when you were in school, you had a certain phobia to learning." Lily joked.
"Professor Potter, Lily, you two do know that you're almost grandparents." Simeon smiled.
"And I can assure you the kid will be spoiled rotten. The Potters are a fairly wealthy family." Lily grinned. "But being a grandmother makes me feel old. I'm only 35." She groaned.
"Lily, it's time for dinner." James said. "The three of you have to go eat." They nodded and followed the man out.
"It's nice to meet you Miccy. I'm Lily. I have to thank you, it's just rare for Harry to smile lately." She gave the girl a soft smile.
"It's nice to meet you, too. I'm sorry for all the trouble and Siri is my best friend. He might joke around a bit, but he's always been there for me and just knowing he'll be there to help takes a great load of my shoulders. I just can't believe how messed up my plans went. When Siri had a leech, girl, on him for a week, I'd told him that I wanted to save my virginity for my husband. When I heard about rapes and stuff I though it was away from me, that it would never happen to me. Like cancer." Lily pulled Miccy into her arms.
"Shh. It's all right, you'll find that everything will get better if you let it. Just watch. Boy or girl, when you first hold the child, you never want to let go."
"Mom! Miccy! Hurry up!" Harry called from the corner.
"Hold your horses!" Miccy yelled.
"They ran away!" Miccy snorted.
"Probably couldn't stand to look at you any more."
"Brains and looks!"
"Sirius! I'm going to hang you from your balls from the rafters!" Lily looked at the two in shock.
"That was below the belt." Harry jogged over.
"And where should it be?"
"Anything higher. Midsection's fine."
"Wasn't it?"
"Someone's PMSing."
"Both of you. Dinner. Miccy, you can eat at the head table." Lily interrupted.
"Cool." Miccy grinned.
"Feel lucky. You don't have to sit next to Draco Malfoy." Harry shuddered.
"Oh, I will." She grinned evily.
"Come on, the food here's great. And you can have as much as you want and it comes to you." Harry said excitedly.
"How does it do that?"
Magic. Or house elves, all the same."
"Oh, right, you told me about your encounter with those." She tem felt her pockets. "I forgot my CD player. I have a few CDs but not player."
"It wouldn't have worked anyway, but if you want, I can make it work."
"Would you do that?" She asked. "What about the volume?"
"I can make it surround sound, loud." He grinned mischievously. "Can I mom? I want someone to back me."
"Fine, do it, I won't say a word."
"Thanks! You're the best! What CD?"
"The only one I have with me is Disturbed." Miccy said, holding the CD out. Harry shrugged and took it. "Can you play 'Liberate' first?"
"Gotcha." He opened the doors. "Let the fun begin!" He hissed before walking to his seat next to Simeon. He was five minutes in when he started the CD. When everyone heard the opening music, they looked around.
*Liberate your mind
you mother fucker*
"What the!" Draco yelled.
*You're so narrow minded
so narrow minded.*
Harry, Simeon, and Miccy were laughing as the teachers tried to turn it off. The students looked around in confusion, Harry turned the volume up.
"Turn that off!" Someone yelled.
"Potter!" A few teachers yelled.
"I didn't do it!" Professor Potter and Matt yelled.
"Someone's got a guilty conscious." Simeon muttered to Harry.
"I know! Karaoke!" Miccy said as she jumped up from her finished plate.
"No." Harry said. "I haven't done that in months."
"Hey, you're right. Remember when we did karaoke when Mr. Williams was gone?" Simeon asked.
"How could I forget, I was unconscious for the next couple of days." Simeon laughed as the people left, not caring what they were talking about.
"Please Siri? I won't tease you for a week." Miccy begged.
"Bribery?" Harry shook his head. "No way." Find your own human boom box. I stopped when Mr. Williams left me bleeding and semi-conscious for a week, without food. No way." Harry shook his head, holding his hands defensively in front of him.
"Spec!" Simeon whined. "Mr. Williams isn't here."
"I don't care, and Professor Potter is just as bad. I think he's going to do something and I don't want to egg him on. He already told me mom is the only reason he's in contact with me. If I disappoint her, she might let the professor get rid of me., I don't want to go back to the orphanage again, Mr. Williams is likely to kill me on sight." Harry muttered, voice shaking slightly.
"Harry? What are you talking about?" Harry spun quickly to see Matt standing next to him. "What's Karaoke?"
"Simeon can tell you, I'm going to sleep, too much excitement." Harry returned, hand running through his hair in an attempt to push memories best left forgotten to the back of his head. He left the Great Hall and shook his head before continuing on his way.
He was halfway to the hospital wing when someone grabbed him and pulled him into the shadows. Harry's mind, already terrified by memories, began working overtime to convince himself it was alright.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Major OOC, still. Just know that it dies down though. this is a very light part of the story.
I am going through a tough time right now, my health isn't what it should be and my fingers all feel like they are broken, so sorry for taking so long, might take longer for everything else as well.
Thanks to:
eruve tinwen
InDePeNdAnt-cHiK- don't worry too much, it means the same where i come from, sometimes.
potter-man1
Krista
Lady Ghost Malfoy
JerseyPike
Iced Flame
Nicole- well, acctually, it can't go without Miccy. but you'll find out why a bit later in the story and she won't really be that big of a character.
Queen-Seta/Remmy-The-Insane
Prongsblacks- i really don't like dumbledore, i think that he's just a big guy that thinks he's the best and he thinks everyone else is a pawn
Cat15
Taccora
ER
Prd2bAmerican18
Insanechildfanfic
Fangfoot
Queenbeth2
istalksiriusonweekends- they will get along better by the time the story is over, i haven't decided on whether they will every really get along or not.
Nora Lena Potter
Slimpun
athenakitty
Raclswt