Final Chapter Party

Disclaimer: Meh. I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I own Corita. Hahaha.

Sora53: It's here! The final chapter of 'Twin Hearts'!

Fans: ¬.¬ I can barely contain my excitment.

Sora53: GOOD! Now, since this is the end and everything...I thought we'd have a party! Everyone's invited!

Fans: Really? Whoo.

Sora53: Now, we have chips, soda, pizza, fries, burgers, hot dogs, punch, and a live band to perform for us. Anything else?

Fans: Duh. SUGAR!! -Sugar randomly pours from a ceiling into a bowl-

Sora53: Good thinking! Our guests will be arriving any time now...

Doorbell: RIIIIINGGG!!!

Sora53: -squeal- Someone's here!!!

Door: OOOPPPENNN!!! -Sora and Corita walk in-

Sora53: Yay! You're the first to arrive!

Sora: Yay! SuGaR!! -runs to the sugar bowl-

Sora Fangirls: WE'RE HERE!!!

Sora: Oh no.

Doorbell: RIIIINGGG!!!

Door: OOOPPPENNN!!! -Riku and Riku Fangirls pour in-

Doorbell: RIIIINGGG!!!

Door: OOOPPPENNN!!! -Joe and Ansem walk in-

Sora53: Yay! More guests!

Joe: Yay! I came with Ansem! He wasn't too happy about it cuz he wanted to bring all his minions of darkness and all that junk but since I used my grappling hook to latch onto the back of the train he decided he didn't want me hurt and all that because he's really a nice guy that's misunderstood everyone says he's evil cuz he has silver hair and orange eyes but he's really okay and he likes chocolate cake and so do I isn't that freaky?

Everyone at party: X.X -is dead-

Joe: LOOK! SUGAR!

Sora: Get your own, freak! You associate with silver-haired freaks!

Riku: I HEARD THAT! -steals sugar bowl-

Sora: NOOO!!! MY SuGaR!!! -dies-

Sora53: ....

Fans: So, Joe...you're a Corita Fanboy, is that true?

Joe: Corita? -dies-

Corita: Ugh.

Doorbell: RIIIINGGG!!!

Door: OOOPPPENNN!!! -Donald, Goofy, and Kairi walk in-

Sora53: Yay! I think that's everyone! Time for my speech!

Everyone: Speech? -groan-

Sora53: GATHER ROUND! NOW!!

Everyone: Meep! -gathers round-

Sora53: A year ago, I was a young, foolish little freak.

Ansem: YOU STILL ARE!

Sora53: ¬.¬ Anyway, I decided to write a fanfic. Not just any fanfic. A Kingdom Hearts fanfic!

Everyone: Ooh.

Sora53: Corita, come up here! NOW!

Corita: Meep!

Sora53: Here's a fun fact. Corita started out, not as Sora's sister, but as just a random friend.

Corita: What?

Sora53: Yup! I decided to make her Sora's sister after about 2 sentances into the ficcy. I don't know why. It just seemed easier.

Everyone: Yay.

Riku: I KICK SORA'S BUTT IN THE FIRST CHAPTER!

Everyone: -wild applause-

Sora53: Yes, we know. Anyway, I just wanted to thank everyone who's ever bothered to read/review my ficcy. I'd list you here, but there isn't enough room. Plus it would make my speech really boring.

Everyone: -is asleep-

Sora53: Now, I know you're wondering...am I going to write a sequel?

Everyone: Oh, tell us. We might die if we didn't know.

Sora53: The answer is...MOST LIKELY!

Everyone: YAY! WHOO!! PARTY!

Sora53: What? You're...happy?

Fans: No. We're celebrating because there's a tiny chance you won't write a sequel.

Sora53: ¬.¬ Well, I guess that's it.

Sora Fangirls: PARTY!!

Sora53: I want to send out a thank-you to everyone in my guild on Neopets! You guys are the best!

Everyone from my guild: Thank you!

Sora53: I want to send an extra special thank-you to my pal Kingdom hearts gal (WalkingIntoWallsPerson on here) She was there since the start!

Doorbell: RIIIINGGG!!!

Door: OOOPPPENNN!!! -hundreds of random people pour in-

Sora53: So, to everyone out there...

Everyone: THANK YOU! -random party continues-

Corita: Sora, I think you've had enough sugar.

Sora: IhavenotIdon'tknowwhatyoumeanheygivemebackthesugarCorita!!

Corita: NO! -steals sugar-

Sora: MY SuGaR!!! -runs after sugar-

Donald: Aw, siblings.

Goofy: It's so special! -sniff-

Sora53: Corita, where are you going?

Corita: TO HIDE THE SUGAR! -runs away-

Door: WE HAVE AN ESCAPEEEEEEEEE!!!

Corita: I did not escape from the party! -blasts door-

Door: -is blasted-

Sora: BRING ME THE SUGAR OR I SHALL ATTACK WITH THE KEYBLADE!

Ansem: -steals Keyblade-

Sora: Hey!

Sora Fangirls: -steals shoes-

Sora: MY SHOES!!!! -dies-

Riku Fangirls: -kidnaps Riku-

Joe/random Fanboys from nowhere: -watches DVDs-

Kairi: I SHALL RULE YOU ALL!!! MUAHAHAHAHA -evil laugh-

Sora53: Enjoy the last chapter of 'Twin Hearts'!

Kairi: -steals chapter- MUAHAHAHA I'M SO EVIL!!

Ansem: Oooh...sugar...I SHALL RULE WITH THE SUGAR!

Corita: -blasts Ansem/Kairi- GIVE THE CHAPTER BACK!!

Kairi: Okay...-sniff-

Fans: Muahahaha we should start an evil person cult!

Sora53: Save me...please...

Live Band: -starts playing "Simple and Clean"-

Everyone: OOH!! -dances-

Sora53: Yay! They're all quiet!

Joe: Corita, want to dance with me?

Corita: ....Fine. ONLY dancing.

Joe: YAY!

Riku Fangirls: Riku...wanna dance?

Riku: There's about 500 of you.

Riku Fangirls: WE DON'T MIND!

Sora: Kairi, want to dance?

Kairi: Aww....-deep blush-

Ansem: Sora53, want to dance?

Sora53: What? O.o

Ansem: Please? -sob-

Sora53: Fine.

Ansem: Will you open your heart to the darkness?

Sora53: No.

Ansem: Okay.

Fans: I guess, since Sora53 is busy, I'll finish this up! From everyone here, thank you so much! -sniff- No one wants me to dance with them...

Random Person: I think, you're like, so cool! Wanna dance?

Fans: :) Bye!