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Part 2, 'I do'
In the with Emily Sylvia and Elizabeth Emily walked into a small room, from the look it most likely served as a captains quarters once. But now there was a round table covered with a white lace table cloth. Elizabeth, Sylvia, and Irene followed her in. Emily sat at the table and spotted some rum. She leapt to her feet as fast as she could (well as fast as a nine month pregnant woman could). She seized the bottle only to find that it was empty. "Why!" Emily whined going back to the chair. "Emily there's only a few more days left then you can have all the rum you want." Irene said sighing. "Now I have to be leaving. A certain Sparrow needs cleaning. See you later." Sylvia smiled and left with Irene. "It seems only yesterday that I met him.' Emily sighed her eyes getting teary. Elizabeth went to her side. "Come now...don't cry." Elizabeth soothed. She hugged Emily. "You are going to marry Jack Sparrow." "Captain Jack Sparrow." Emily corrected. "Speaking of Jack I wonder what he's doing?" Sparrow Cleaning Time!! Irene marched Jack to a small room. She pushed him in and locked the door. Jack looked around to see two women standing near a tub filled with pink bubbles with a rubber duckie floating peacefully. Next to it was a small table with an assortment of different shampoos, brushes, and other 'torture' objects. Jack backed up, only to hit the door. He could hear Irene laughing on the other side. "Help!" Jack begged. The two women each grabbed a leg and pulled him across the floor he was screaming "IRENE! HELP!" the whole way to the bathtub. "Sorry Jack!" she yelled from outside, "I need to go set up for the wedding! I'll come back later and I'll have what your going to wear." with that she left laughing like a maniac. Suddenly with out warning Jack was thrown into the tub. He took in a whole moth of water. He came up coughing. Annette and Marry began pulling his cloths off of him and throwing them in a corner, next were the trinkets, and the bandanna. Mary went and grabbed the first bottle of shampoo; she dumped the whole thing on his head and began scrubbing. Jack was still coughing and screamed when soap got in his eyes. Mary laughed because Annette had to hold him down. "NO! NOT THE HAIR!" Jack screamed. He struggled as hard as he could...nothing could save him now. Back with Elizabeth. "Would like a cup of tea?" asked Elizabeth. Emily nodded. "It's a lovely day." "Yes it's perfect." she said. Emily was now in her gorgeous wedding dress and was ready for her walk down the ale. "So what's it like?" Elizabeth asked. Emily looked at her confused. "What do you mean?" Emily inquired. "It." Elizabeth asked. Emily was down right puzzled. "It" Emily asked, and then it clicked. "OH! IT it as in sex?" "Yeah." Elizabeth replied. "You've had it before with Will haven't you?" Emily asked. Elizabeth nodded. "So....?" "I mean with Jack?" Elizabeth giggled. "With Jack...oh dear...I wonder what torture is happening to him?" Emily sighed looking down at her empty cup of tea. Back with Jack "AHHH!" jack screeched as Marry scrubbed him almost raw, "EMILY! HELP!" he yelled. "OH HUSH UP JACK!" yelled Mary. "DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE WEDDINGING?" Jack shut up. Perfect timing. They were done washing his hair and, getting the dirt out of his fingernails, scrubbing him and brushing his teeth, he was done. But when Irene came to the door with his outfit he went pale. Mary covered his eyes they dressed him. When he was un-blind folded he looked in the mirror. "Who?" Jack asked touching his face. Jack hurried over to his erm... affects and grabbed his bandanna. He wrapped it around his head, put the trinkets back in his hair then turned around to face Irene. "You look so pretty!" exclaimed Irene sarcastically. Jack smirked. "Now excuse me while I ready the bride." Irene left. She made her way across the deck. "YOU! Ready the chairs!" Irene shouted out random orders. Anna Maria ran up to her annoyed. "Why are ye shouting orders to the crew like a mad woman?" she exclaimed. "Because the wedding starts in 20 minutes." Irene replied. "That's a very good reason.' Anna Maria agreed. Irene entered to find Emily waiting; Elizabeth was doing the last part of her hair. Irene ran behind the dressing curtain and came out four minutes later in a green velvet dress. She looked at Emily. "And that's how wonderful it is with him. He makes you feel...good." Emily stopped and looked at Irene. "How's Jack?" "He looks beautiful. His eyes are sharp as an eagle's, he's in a swallow tailed suit but is acting like a finch, I can't make him take off that bloody bandanna!" Irene said annoyed. "Well I do wish to recognize him." Emily sighed. "You ready?" "Aye." the other girls replied. "Then let's go get married." Emily said smiling. Irene, Elizabeth, Sylvia, Mary and Annette walked down the isle first. Irene threw a large bunch of flowers at Mr. Cotton's parrot. Finally Emily appeared at the begging. She looked at Jack. She felt faint. She walked slowly towards him; her veil was in the way so she could barely see him. She reach the end, he came and took her hand. They stood together in front of the preacher. He unveils her and gasps at her beauty. She looked like a princess. "Dearly beloved we are gathering here today-" the preacher began. "Can you maybe skip to the 'I do's'?" Asked Irene feeling that something was going to happen. "Do you Emily Amelia Angolina Dove take Jack-" "Captain Jack Sparrow if you don't mind." Jack said, Irene glared at him. "Do you Emily Amelia Angolina Dove take Captain Jack Sparrow to be your husband, to love and cherish, to have and to hold, through sickness and health from this day forward till death do you part?" "Aye...I mean I do." Emily said. "Do you Captain Jack Sparrow take Emily Amelia Angolina Dove to be you wife to love and cherish, to have and to hold, through sickness and health, from this day forward till death do you part?" "I do." Said Jack looking into Emily's eyes. "I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride." Emily wrapped her arms around Jack and they kissed passionately. Suddenly out of no where... BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Cannons were flying! Emily and Jack fell to the floor. "Bloody Hell! Why it that the bloody opportune moment is always is ruined!" Jack swore angrily. "Jack...we're married." Emily laughed. He kissed her passionately. Then a voice interrupted the peace... "Why wasn't I invited?" Asked the voice.
In the with Emily Sylvia and Elizabeth Emily walked into a small room, from the look it most likely served as a captains quarters once. But now there was a round table covered with a white lace table cloth. Elizabeth, Sylvia, and Irene followed her in. Emily sat at the table and spotted some rum. She leapt to her feet as fast as she could (well as fast as a nine month pregnant woman could). She seized the bottle only to find that it was empty. "Why!" Emily whined going back to the chair. "Emily there's only a few more days left then you can have all the rum you want." Irene said sighing. "Now I have to be leaving. A certain Sparrow needs cleaning. See you later." Sylvia smiled and left with Irene. "It seems only yesterday that I met him.' Emily sighed her eyes getting teary. Elizabeth went to her side. "Come now...don't cry." Elizabeth soothed. She hugged Emily. "You are going to marry Jack Sparrow." "Captain Jack Sparrow." Emily corrected. "Speaking of Jack I wonder what he's doing?" Sparrow Cleaning Time!! Irene marched Jack to a small room. She pushed him in and locked the door. Jack looked around to see two women standing near a tub filled with pink bubbles with a rubber duckie floating peacefully. Next to it was a small table with an assortment of different shampoos, brushes, and other 'torture' objects. Jack backed up, only to hit the door. He could hear Irene laughing on the other side. "Help!" Jack begged. The two women each grabbed a leg and pulled him across the floor he was screaming "IRENE! HELP!" the whole way to the bathtub. "Sorry Jack!" she yelled from outside, "I need to go set up for the wedding! I'll come back later and I'll have what your going to wear." with that she left laughing like a maniac. Suddenly with out warning Jack was thrown into the tub. He took in a whole moth of water. He came up coughing. Annette and Marry began pulling his cloths off of him and throwing them in a corner, next were the trinkets, and the bandanna. Mary went and grabbed the first bottle of shampoo; she dumped the whole thing on his head and began scrubbing. Jack was still coughing and screamed when soap got in his eyes. Mary laughed because Annette had to hold him down. "NO! NOT THE HAIR!" Jack screamed. He struggled as hard as he could...nothing could save him now. Back with Elizabeth. "Would like a cup of tea?" asked Elizabeth. Emily nodded. "It's a lovely day." "Yes it's perfect." she said. Emily was now in her gorgeous wedding dress and was ready for her walk down the ale. "So what's it like?" Elizabeth asked. Emily looked at her confused. "What do you mean?" Emily inquired. "It." Elizabeth asked. Emily was down right puzzled. "It" Emily asked, and then it clicked. "OH! IT it as in sex?" "Yeah." Elizabeth replied. "You've had it before with Will haven't you?" Emily asked. Elizabeth nodded. "So....?" "I mean with Jack?" Elizabeth giggled. "With Jack...oh dear...I wonder what torture is happening to him?" Emily sighed looking down at her empty cup of tea. Back with Jack "AHHH!" jack screeched as Marry scrubbed him almost raw, "EMILY! HELP!" he yelled. "OH HUSH UP JACK!" yelled Mary. "DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE WEDDINGING?" Jack shut up. Perfect timing. They were done washing his hair and, getting the dirt out of his fingernails, scrubbing him and brushing his teeth, he was done. But when Irene came to the door with his outfit he went pale. Mary covered his eyes they dressed him. When he was un-blind folded he looked in the mirror. "Who?" Jack asked touching his face. Jack hurried over to his erm... affects and grabbed his bandanna. He wrapped it around his head, put the trinkets back in his hair then turned around to face Irene. "You look so pretty!" exclaimed Irene sarcastically. Jack smirked. "Now excuse me while I ready the bride." Irene left. She made her way across the deck. "YOU! Ready the chairs!" Irene shouted out random orders. Anna Maria ran up to her annoyed. "Why are ye shouting orders to the crew like a mad woman?" she exclaimed. "Because the wedding starts in 20 minutes." Irene replied. "That's a very good reason.' Anna Maria agreed. Irene entered to find Emily waiting; Elizabeth was doing the last part of her hair. Irene ran behind the dressing curtain and came out four minutes later in a green velvet dress. She looked at Emily. "And that's how wonderful it is with him. He makes you feel...good." Emily stopped and looked at Irene. "How's Jack?" "He looks beautiful. His eyes are sharp as an eagle's, he's in a swallow tailed suit but is acting like a finch, I can't make him take off that bloody bandanna!" Irene said annoyed. "Well I do wish to recognize him." Emily sighed. "You ready?" "Aye." the other girls replied. "Then let's go get married." Emily said smiling. Irene, Elizabeth, Sylvia, Mary and Annette walked down the isle first. Irene threw a large bunch of flowers at Mr. Cotton's parrot. Finally Emily appeared at the begging. She looked at Jack. She felt faint. She walked slowly towards him; her veil was in the way so she could barely see him. She reach the end, he came and took her hand. They stood together in front of the preacher. He unveils her and gasps at her beauty. She looked like a princess. "Dearly beloved we are gathering here today-" the preacher began. "Can you maybe skip to the 'I do's'?" Asked Irene feeling that something was going to happen. "Do you Emily Amelia Angolina Dove take Jack-" "Captain Jack Sparrow if you don't mind." Jack said, Irene glared at him. "Do you Emily Amelia Angolina Dove take Captain Jack Sparrow to be your husband, to love and cherish, to have and to hold, through sickness and health from this day forward till death do you part?" "Aye...I mean I do." Emily said. "Do you Captain Jack Sparrow take Emily Amelia Angolina Dove to be you wife to love and cherish, to have and to hold, through sickness and health, from this day forward till death do you part?" "I do." Said Jack looking into Emily's eyes. "I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride." Emily wrapped her arms around Jack and they kissed passionately. Suddenly out of no where... BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Cannons were flying! Emily and Jack fell to the floor. "Bloody Hell! Why it that the bloody opportune moment is always is ruined!" Jack swore angrily. "Jack...we're married." Emily laughed. He kissed her passionately. Then a voice interrupted the peace... "Why wasn't I invited?" Asked the voice.