Yey I got reviews! I got reviews! So here's the 2nd part of "Heero and the
destruction of wizardry"! Im so happy I got reviews... sniff...
Disclaimer: I wish I owned gundam wing, but I don't. All I know is Im glad not to be JK Rowling. Did anyone tell you Im insane?
Warnings: watch out for complete insanity and a little corny jokes.
Heero and the Destruction of wizardry part 2
We go to our hero's, who were accidentaly teleported to the magical school of Hogwarts, we find Quatre and Duo still looking for any signs of life, unsuccessfully...
Quatre and Duo roamed around the castle of hogwarts for a while, Duo occasionally tinkering with some unknown magical item and exploding it, and Quatre trying to stay as far away from the explosions as humanly possible.
"don't you think it's a little weird duo? It seems as if no one is around." Said Quatre after Duo exploded his nth magical item.
"Nah. They're probably just scared of the GOD OF DEATH!"
"Duo, I don't think anyone's ever heard of us in this era."
"You mean I don't have a fan club here?"
Quatre sighed. It wasn't bad enough that they can't find anyone who could be of any assistance right now, but Quatre had a sudden yearning for some tea. How typical of Duo to think of such things at crucial times such as these. He looked around again for any signs of life.
"hmm..."
Quatre heard a voice. He followed it until he spotted a small boy, whimpering behind a statue.
"Hello there. We were just wondering, is there anyone here we could talk to...?" asked Quatre, extending his hand out to the poor boy. The boy started to whimper some more and cringed at the touch of Quatre's hand.
"DON'T KILL ME!!! IM SORRY IF I CAME IN YOUR WAY JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!" The boy screamed. Quatre looked confused.
Duo looked down at the trembling wizard, picked him up, and started walking.
"Duo, where are you taking him?" asked Quatre.
"To Trowa. He'll make him talk."
Quatre nodded and follwed suit. All the while the boy was screaming "I DONT WANT TO DIE!!! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!"
Quatre and Duo turned the corner to where the other three gundam boys were located, to be greeted by the sight of blood and bodies strewn over the hallway floor.
"Wufei! What happened here!?"
Wufei turned towards Quatre's voice. And pointed at Heero, who was now cleaning his gun.
"Heero! Don't tell me you killed the whole Hogwarts population!?"
"..."
"I won't tell you then."
"sigh"
"Uh, Quat, we've got a problem here." Said Duo.
The boy had fainted, and was now unconsciously wetting his black dress. (we're still looking from the gboy's point of view here, so we still can't call them robes. Sorry. DON'T FLAME ME!!!!!!!!) Duo dropped the boy, wiping his hands on the wall.
"That is gross! This is SO NOT COOL!" Duo kept complaining. Everyone listened for a while until it started to get boring.
"Omae o korosu." Heero pointed his gun at Duo. Duo shut up.
"what do we do now?" asked Wufei.
"I guess we wait until the boy wakes up then. Where's Trowa?" asked Quatre.
"He went to scan the area."
"Im back." Said Trowa, popping up from the corner.
"How are the grounds?"
"completely silent. I think Heero killed almost every last student and teacher in the school." Trowa turned his head towards the boy who fainted.
"Who's he?"
"I don't know, but we were hoping that you could interrogate him once he wakes up." Said Quatre.
Trowa nodded and leaned against the wall. Heero continued cleaning his gun. Wufei took his place beside Trowa and Duo started braiding the corpse's hairs. Quatre sighed and left the corridor, now in the hope of searching for the kitchen.
"maybe they have some tea there..."
Somewhere in the land of red hoods and pink hair...
"okay Chacha, remember the counterspell. Nelenasendotomagiculskol"
"okay, I get it now teacher serabi."
"and get it right this time, or who knows what will happen, this counterspell can only be used once, okay chacha?"
"Don't worry teacher serabi! Ill get it right this time!"
Serabi took cover behind his bed (just in case) and signalled for chacha to begin the spell. The cute red hooded witch nodded and threw in the last ingredient of the potion.
"RELENASENDTOMAGICALSCHOOL!"
The green-haired teacher sweatdropped.
BOOM!!!!!!!!
The hut exploded into ashes.
"did I do it right this time, teacher serabi?"
"Chacha?"
"?"
"You're grounded."
"hai."
Back to After Colony at the sanq kingdom...
Relena Peacecraft sat in her office, humming to the tune of Kimi Ni feru No Dakede ( I don't know. DON'T FLAME ME!!!!!)
"Heero, it's been so long since I've last seen you." She said to the picture which stood on her desk.
"I wonder what you're doing now Heero. Why won't you come to me? Why won't you kill me Heero!? Why!?"
Suddenly, a big purple portal appeared out of nowhere, absorbing the stunned Relena into it's depths, along with the picture of Heero that she had lain on her desk...
What did Heero's picture look like? Will Quatre find any tea? Will Duo ever get the pee smell off his hands? Who is the little boy? Will Chacha ever get to wield a wand again? Till next time!
I'm done with this chapter! Big clap for me!!!!!!! Now I have to go do my book report in english since I haven't done it yet and have been putting it off for weeks! Please Review!!!!!
Disclaimer: I wish I owned gundam wing, but I don't. All I know is Im glad not to be JK Rowling. Did anyone tell you Im insane?
Warnings: watch out for complete insanity and a little corny jokes.
Heero and the Destruction of wizardry part 2
We go to our hero's, who were accidentaly teleported to the magical school of Hogwarts, we find Quatre and Duo still looking for any signs of life, unsuccessfully...
Quatre and Duo roamed around the castle of hogwarts for a while, Duo occasionally tinkering with some unknown magical item and exploding it, and Quatre trying to stay as far away from the explosions as humanly possible.
"don't you think it's a little weird duo? It seems as if no one is around." Said Quatre after Duo exploded his nth magical item.
"Nah. They're probably just scared of the GOD OF DEATH!"
"Duo, I don't think anyone's ever heard of us in this era."
"You mean I don't have a fan club here?"
Quatre sighed. It wasn't bad enough that they can't find anyone who could be of any assistance right now, but Quatre had a sudden yearning for some tea. How typical of Duo to think of such things at crucial times such as these. He looked around again for any signs of life.
"hmm..."
Quatre heard a voice. He followed it until he spotted a small boy, whimpering behind a statue.
"Hello there. We were just wondering, is there anyone here we could talk to...?" asked Quatre, extending his hand out to the poor boy. The boy started to whimper some more and cringed at the touch of Quatre's hand.
"DON'T KILL ME!!! IM SORRY IF I CAME IN YOUR WAY JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!" The boy screamed. Quatre looked confused.
Duo looked down at the trembling wizard, picked him up, and started walking.
"Duo, where are you taking him?" asked Quatre.
"To Trowa. He'll make him talk."
Quatre nodded and follwed suit. All the while the boy was screaming "I DONT WANT TO DIE!!! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!"
Quatre and Duo turned the corner to where the other three gundam boys were located, to be greeted by the sight of blood and bodies strewn over the hallway floor.
"Wufei! What happened here!?"
Wufei turned towards Quatre's voice. And pointed at Heero, who was now cleaning his gun.
"Heero! Don't tell me you killed the whole Hogwarts population!?"
"..."
"I won't tell you then."
"sigh"
"Uh, Quat, we've got a problem here." Said Duo.
The boy had fainted, and was now unconsciously wetting his black dress. (we're still looking from the gboy's point of view here, so we still can't call them robes. Sorry. DON'T FLAME ME!!!!!!!!) Duo dropped the boy, wiping his hands on the wall.
"That is gross! This is SO NOT COOL!" Duo kept complaining. Everyone listened for a while until it started to get boring.
"Omae o korosu." Heero pointed his gun at Duo. Duo shut up.
"what do we do now?" asked Wufei.
"I guess we wait until the boy wakes up then. Where's Trowa?" asked Quatre.
"He went to scan the area."
"Im back." Said Trowa, popping up from the corner.
"How are the grounds?"
"completely silent. I think Heero killed almost every last student and teacher in the school." Trowa turned his head towards the boy who fainted.
"Who's he?"
"I don't know, but we were hoping that you could interrogate him once he wakes up." Said Quatre.
Trowa nodded and leaned against the wall. Heero continued cleaning his gun. Wufei took his place beside Trowa and Duo started braiding the corpse's hairs. Quatre sighed and left the corridor, now in the hope of searching for the kitchen.
"maybe they have some tea there..."
Somewhere in the land of red hoods and pink hair...
"okay Chacha, remember the counterspell. Nelenasendotomagiculskol"
"okay, I get it now teacher serabi."
"and get it right this time, or who knows what will happen, this counterspell can only be used once, okay chacha?"
"Don't worry teacher serabi! Ill get it right this time!"
Serabi took cover behind his bed (just in case) and signalled for chacha to begin the spell. The cute red hooded witch nodded and threw in the last ingredient of the potion.
"RELENASENDTOMAGICALSCHOOL!"
The green-haired teacher sweatdropped.
BOOM!!!!!!!!
The hut exploded into ashes.
"did I do it right this time, teacher serabi?"
"Chacha?"
"?"
"You're grounded."
"hai."
Back to After Colony at the sanq kingdom...
Relena Peacecraft sat in her office, humming to the tune of Kimi Ni feru No Dakede ( I don't know. DON'T FLAME ME!!!!!)
"Heero, it's been so long since I've last seen you." She said to the picture which stood on her desk.
"I wonder what you're doing now Heero. Why won't you come to me? Why won't you kill me Heero!? Why!?"
Suddenly, a big purple portal appeared out of nowhere, absorbing the stunned Relena into it's depths, along with the picture of Heero that she had lain on her desk...
What did Heero's picture look like? Will Quatre find any tea? Will Duo ever get the pee smell off his hands? Who is the little boy? Will Chacha ever get to wield a wand again? Till next time!
I'm done with this chapter! Big clap for me!!!!!!! Now I have to go do my book report in english since I haven't done it yet and have been putting it off for weeks! Please Review!!!!!