Okay, time for the not-so-long-awaited third chappie of this extremely
boring and humorless fic! Hoorah!
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing nor do I own Harry Potter. I own myself and this computer. Wait, I don't even own this computer! *slaps forehead*
We join Quatre as he searches for the kitchen, in search of tea.
"Where is the kitchen! I know it's here somewhere... I should have brought Duo, he could sniff the kitchen a mile away..." Quatre muttered as he strolled along the corridor.
Suddenly, he heard a gunshot.
"Not again... Heero! Who did you kill this time?" Quatre ran as fast as he could towards the sound of the gunshot, his footsteps echoed throughout the empty corridors. At last he reached his destination to find chaos.
Wufei was shouting about an Onna, Trowa was silently staring with a look of amusement on his face, and Duo was trying to help Heero pry Relena from his leg.
Relena?
Heero was now attempting to shoot Relena's arm off.
"Heero! I've been looking all over for you! You know how much I've missed you!? *sob* WHY WONT YOU KILL ME HEERO!!!???"
"Goddamnit Relena! Im trying my hardest to kill you!!!!!!!! Die already!!!!!!" Heero shouted as he was shaking his leg in an attempt to get her off and shooting at her, the bullets miraculously missing every time.
Quatre facefaulted. After regaining composure, he started helping Heero and successfully pried Relena off of Heero's leg.
"Relena! What are you doing here?" Quatre asked.
"Stupid ONNA!!! Can't you leave us alone!!!??? Or do we have to kill you manually!?" shouted Wufei.
"I don't know, I was sitting in my office, reminiscing old times, *looks wistfully at Heero, Heero inches away from her* when a purple thingee appeared and brought me here, and I found myself beside Heero! This must be destiny! *eyes sparkle*"
"Quatre, please keep her away from me, as far away as humanly possible..." said Heero, whilst cocking his gun.
"That won't be easy, but we could try!" grinned Duo, presenting a roll of Duct tape.
"Maxwell, where'd you get that?" asked Wufei.
"From my braid."
All: oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy........
A few minutes later, we find our hero's leaving the forbidden forest, without Relena.
"I don't see why I couldn't just shoot her." Said Heero, sulking.
"Violence isn't the way to peace, Heero. Besides, taping her to the tree is much safer. There's no risk of her coming back from the dead to stalk you again."
"Quatre..."
"?"
"Omae o korosu."
"Yes Heero, I know."
The boys returned to the corridor where they originally appeared, and found the boy they had found to be awake. Trowa started interrogating.
"What's your name?" asked Trowa.
"N-n-neville Longbottom s-s-sir..."
"Do you know how to get us out of here and back to the future?"
The boy shook his head.
"You do know that if you don't find out how to get us out of this time period by tommorow, I would personally kill you and strangle you, being the last living soul in this school, for keeping us here with a maniac on the loose named Relena?"
The boy whimpered and nodded his head.
"Whoa, that's the longest paragraph I've ever heard Trowa speak." Whispered Duo.
"Relena must have made him desperate to leave this place." Said Wufei.
Trowa nodded and let the boy go. Neville scurried towards the library as fast as he could.
"Now what do we do?" asked Heero.
"Hey! I know! Let's go have some fun!"
"Maxwell, we're stuck in a school of magic, in a different time period, with Relena tied to a tree which could break any time now. How do you suppose we have "fun"?"
"Let's play some Quidditch! *waves a book in the air* It's a wizard game... played on brooms!" Duo grinned.
"*Quatre sighs, rubs forehead* Oh well, it's not like we have anything else to do..."
Will Neville get killed by Trowa? Will Quatre go Zero in this fic? Will relena ever escape? Are guns allowed in Quidditch? Ti'll next chapter!
Yay! Im done with this chapter! *celebrates* It was kinda fun messing around with Relena... hehehe... anyway, found it funny? Found it corny? Wanna beat up Relena in this fic? Read it and Review it!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing nor do I own Harry Potter. I own myself and this computer. Wait, I don't even own this computer! *slaps forehead*
We join Quatre as he searches for the kitchen, in search of tea.
"Where is the kitchen! I know it's here somewhere... I should have brought Duo, he could sniff the kitchen a mile away..." Quatre muttered as he strolled along the corridor.
Suddenly, he heard a gunshot.
"Not again... Heero! Who did you kill this time?" Quatre ran as fast as he could towards the sound of the gunshot, his footsteps echoed throughout the empty corridors. At last he reached his destination to find chaos.
Wufei was shouting about an Onna, Trowa was silently staring with a look of amusement on his face, and Duo was trying to help Heero pry Relena from his leg.
Relena?
Heero was now attempting to shoot Relena's arm off.
"Heero! I've been looking all over for you! You know how much I've missed you!? *sob* WHY WONT YOU KILL ME HEERO!!!???"
"Goddamnit Relena! Im trying my hardest to kill you!!!!!!!! Die already!!!!!!" Heero shouted as he was shaking his leg in an attempt to get her off and shooting at her, the bullets miraculously missing every time.
Quatre facefaulted. After regaining composure, he started helping Heero and successfully pried Relena off of Heero's leg.
"Relena! What are you doing here?" Quatre asked.
"Stupid ONNA!!! Can't you leave us alone!!!??? Or do we have to kill you manually!?" shouted Wufei.
"I don't know, I was sitting in my office, reminiscing old times, *looks wistfully at Heero, Heero inches away from her* when a purple thingee appeared and brought me here, and I found myself beside Heero! This must be destiny! *eyes sparkle*"
"Quatre, please keep her away from me, as far away as humanly possible..." said Heero, whilst cocking his gun.
"That won't be easy, but we could try!" grinned Duo, presenting a roll of Duct tape.
"Maxwell, where'd you get that?" asked Wufei.
"From my braid."
All: oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy........
A few minutes later, we find our hero's leaving the forbidden forest, without Relena.
"I don't see why I couldn't just shoot her." Said Heero, sulking.
"Violence isn't the way to peace, Heero. Besides, taping her to the tree is much safer. There's no risk of her coming back from the dead to stalk you again."
"Quatre..."
"?"
"Omae o korosu."
"Yes Heero, I know."
The boys returned to the corridor where they originally appeared, and found the boy they had found to be awake. Trowa started interrogating.
"What's your name?" asked Trowa.
"N-n-neville Longbottom s-s-sir..."
"Do you know how to get us out of here and back to the future?"
The boy shook his head.
"You do know that if you don't find out how to get us out of this time period by tommorow, I would personally kill you and strangle you, being the last living soul in this school, for keeping us here with a maniac on the loose named Relena?"
The boy whimpered and nodded his head.
"Whoa, that's the longest paragraph I've ever heard Trowa speak." Whispered Duo.
"Relena must have made him desperate to leave this place." Said Wufei.
Trowa nodded and let the boy go. Neville scurried towards the library as fast as he could.
"Now what do we do?" asked Heero.
"Hey! I know! Let's go have some fun!"
"Maxwell, we're stuck in a school of magic, in a different time period, with Relena tied to a tree which could break any time now. How do you suppose we have "fun"?"
"Let's play some Quidditch! *waves a book in the air* It's a wizard game... played on brooms!" Duo grinned.
"*Quatre sighs, rubs forehead* Oh well, it's not like we have anything else to do..."
Will Neville get killed by Trowa? Will Quatre go Zero in this fic? Will relena ever escape? Are guns allowed in Quidditch? Ti'll next chapter!
Yay! Im done with this chapter! *celebrates* It was kinda fun messing around with Relena... hehehe... anyway, found it funny? Found it corny? Wanna beat up Relena in this fic? Read it and Review it!!!!!!!