It's been a while hasn't it? I've been very lazy to write lately, and I've been getting a lot of flames from the people at go-gaia on every little sentence I write. sigh Oh well, that's life. But why can't people just be nice? Will it kill them to say nice things instead of things that make others feel bad? Well here's the 5th part of Heero and the Destruction of Wizardry. Enjoy.
Disclaimers: None of these characters are mine. Blah.
"Duo? Um...do you even know how to ride these things?" Quatre asked.
Duo looked up from the ground. "Isn't it just like riding a gundam?" He replied.
The boys were trying to mount brooms in order to play Quidditch, some wizarding game on brooms. Just because they have nothing better to do. Wufei kept on falling off his broom and cursing in Chinese, Quatre still couldn't lift off the ground, Duo was handling his broom like it had some sort of control panel (as in, he had his fingers stuck out like with a keyboard, and typing imaginary sequences in to try to make the broom fly.), Heero got frustrated and blew his broom up only to get another one so he could play, and Trowa...
Well, Trowa was GOOD.
Within minutes of leaving the ground, the gelled wonder had managed to balance on his broom and fly around the quidditch pitch several times. Once he got the hang of it, he landed back on the ground and stared whilst the other four boys tried in vain to lift off from the ground. At last, Wufei earned his balanced and grinned triumphantly as he flew vertically up and down without falling, Quatre managed to hover a few feet off the ground, Duo typed in imaginary codes which surprisingly, made the broom fly up, and Heero... Heero blew his broom up again, but hey, they were making progress!
After all had finished erhm... half-mastering flying a broomstick (all with the exception of Trowa), Duo read the rules off a worn-looking book.
"Duo, where did you find that book anyway?" Quatre curiously asked. please don't say from his braid...
"I found it while roaming around the big castle. There was this big painting with a fat woman in it, and it was moving so I was like, 'Whoa! Holographic!' and it said 'Password!' and I said 'With speakers too! Cool!', and I just blew up the picture and it swung open, and there was this cool room behind it, and all I did was raid the rooms, and then I found this! waves book in the air"
"Oh." Quatre still confused
"Anyway, it says here we have to kind of play basketball, with those three hoops over there, and there are these two things called Blud-bud—bu-gu-ber... yeah that's it, Bludbudbugubers! That try to knock you down while you're trying to score... and there's this thing called a snip... hell what that does... flies around while you're playing... maybe to annoy the players? Anyway, that's pretty much it!" Duo said, slamming the book shut and releasing the balls.
"LET THE GAAAAMMMMEEESSSS BEGIN!!"
"WAIT!!"
Everyone stares at Wufei.
Wufei grunted, lifting the book up whilst dodging the bludgers which started attacking expertly. "There's supposed to be a commentator."
Everyone stares at Quatre.
Quatre sweatdropped and thought for a few seconds. "Hm... maybe we should take turns?" Everyone nods and mounts on their brooms. Duo took a seat on one of the stands and took a microphone out of his braid. As the game began, he donned his baseball-announcer voice and began annoying the hell out of everyone playing the game.
"And that's Spandex boy to the left! And gel boy to the right! Tea boy to the hoops, fight! Fight! Fight! And Wufei gets hit on the heaaaaaaaadddd, BY A BLUDBUDBUGUBER! Oh wait.. no that's Heero's head. Gel boy swerves to the hoops with the basketball... like... thingy... aaaaaaand HITS TEA BOY ON THE HEAD WITH IT!! WOOOOOOOOO YOU GO CLOWN!!!!! Wu-man takes the basketball thingy and trudges to the other side, and the idol of Relena gets hit by another Bludbuguber!! Hey, people reading this fic are actually listening to me!! starts singing SPANDEX HAD ANNOYING LAMB WHO'S NAME WAS PACIFIST QUEEN! AND EVERYWHERE THAT WU-MAN WENT HIS PANTS WERE WET WITH PEE!!!"
quaffle hits Duo on the head, knocking him out for a few seconds, thrown by an enraged Wufei
Quatre sweatdropped and faced in Trowa's direction. "HEY TROWA!!" Quatre yelled, "CAN YOU BE COMMENTATOR FOR A WHILE??" The gelled wonder gave a silent nod as he took his place in the stands, reaching the microphone that Duo brought forth from his wonderous braid. And the games commenced!
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"sings QUATRE'S CHOICE OF COLOR COMBINATION IS SO LAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Trowa smacks Duo on the head with the microphone, once again rearing the braided baka unconscious.
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"End of the first Quarter." Trowa ended.
Quatre sighed. "I think we need a new commentator, Wufei? Care to do the honors?" He asked, all the while Trowa picked up his broom and started flying loop-de-loops.
"FOR JUSTICE!!" Wufei proclaimed, taking the commentator bench.
"LET JUSTICE REIGN ON THIS JUSTIFYINGLY JUST GAME! BEGIN!"
Wufei cleared his throat and started on his commentary. "Barton throws a (toot) lucky shot into the (toot) with his (toot) and (toot) Quatre's (toot) is (toot) looking (toot) great (toot) (toot) today. glares at Duo, who's regained consciousness. Duo whistles. Anyway, Yuy throws a (toot) at Barton, and he's caught the (toot) in his (toot), and (toot) THAT'S IT!! I'M GONNA (toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooot) KILL YOU MAXWELL!!! grabs Duo by the neck and throws him into the air. Duo lands in the middle of the Quidditch field, gets hit by a bludbuguber thrice.
Quatre nudges Heero, beckoning him to go on the stand. Heero glares at the platinum-haired gazillionaire but nods anyway. "Mission accepted."
"Mission start."
several gun shots are heard in the background, and everyone playing falls from their brooms, each injury caused by bullets from Heero's gun.
"Mission complete."
everyone goes unconscious, even Heero, who gets knocked on the head by a bludbuguber shortly afterwards.
Will our five heroes survive? Will Quatre ever get to be commentator? Where did Duo get the (toot)-ing machine from? Why all the afterword questions? Till' next time!
wipes brow. Phew! Finally finished this chapter! I really wanna finish this piece of mine so I could brag about how I actually finished something (for once!), and because it's getting too much of a hassle to think of things that might entertain myself and the readers. Yeah...I think the whole thing will end once Neville finds a way to bring the boys back to the future.
Please, Read and Review!!!!!!!
Disclaimers: None of these characters are mine. Blah.
"Duo? Um...do you even know how to ride these things?" Quatre asked.
Duo looked up from the ground. "Isn't it just like riding a gundam?" He replied.
The boys were trying to mount brooms in order to play Quidditch, some wizarding game on brooms. Just because they have nothing better to do. Wufei kept on falling off his broom and cursing in Chinese, Quatre still couldn't lift off the ground, Duo was handling his broom like it had some sort of control panel (as in, he had his fingers stuck out like with a keyboard, and typing imaginary sequences in to try to make the broom fly.), Heero got frustrated and blew his broom up only to get another one so he could play, and Trowa...
Well, Trowa was GOOD.
Within minutes of leaving the ground, the gelled wonder had managed to balance on his broom and fly around the quidditch pitch several times. Once he got the hang of it, he landed back on the ground and stared whilst the other four boys tried in vain to lift off from the ground. At last, Wufei earned his balanced and grinned triumphantly as he flew vertically up and down without falling, Quatre managed to hover a few feet off the ground, Duo typed in imaginary codes which surprisingly, made the broom fly up, and Heero... Heero blew his broom up again, but hey, they were making progress!
After all had finished erhm... half-mastering flying a broomstick (all with the exception of Trowa), Duo read the rules off a worn-looking book.
"Duo, where did you find that book anyway?" Quatre curiously asked. please don't say from his braid...
"I found it while roaming around the big castle. There was this big painting with a fat woman in it, and it was moving so I was like, 'Whoa! Holographic!' and it said 'Password!' and I said 'With speakers too! Cool!', and I just blew up the picture and it swung open, and there was this cool room behind it, and all I did was raid the rooms, and then I found this! waves book in the air"
"Oh." Quatre still confused
"Anyway, it says here we have to kind of play basketball, with those three hoops over there, and there are these two things called Blud-bud—bu-gu-ber... yeah that's it, Bludbudbugubers! That try to knock you down while you're trying to score... and there's this thing called a snip... hell what that does... flies around while you're playing... maybe to annoy the players? Anyway, that's pretty much it!" Duo said, slamming the book shut and releasing the balls.
"LET THE GAAAAMMMMEEESSSS BEGIN!!"
"WAIT!!"
Everyone stares at Wufei.
Wufei grunted, lifting the book up whilst dodging the bludgers which started attacking expertly. "There's supposed to be a commentator."
Everyone stares at Quatre.
Quatre sweatdropped and thought for a few seconds. "Hm... maybe we should take turns?" Everyone nods and mounts on their brooms. Duo took a seat on one of the stands and took a microphone out of his braid. As the game began, he donned his baseball-announcer voice and began annoying the hell out of everyone playing the game.
"And that's Spandex boy to the left! And gel boy to the right! Tea boy to the hoops, fight! Fight! Fight! And Wufei gets hit on the heaaaaaaaadddd, BY A BLUDBUDBUGUBER! Oh wait.. no that's Heero's head. Gel boy swerves to the hoops with the basketball... like... thingy... aaaaaaand HITS TEA BOY ON THE HEAD WITH IT!! WOOOOOOOOO YOU GO CLOWN!!!!! Wu-man takes the basketball thingy and trudges to the other side, and the idol of Relena gets hit by another Bludbuguber!! Hey, people reading this fic are actually listening to me!! starts singing SPANDEX HAD ANNOYING LAMB WHO'S NAME WAS PACIFIST QUEEN! AND EVERYWHERE THAT WU-MAN WENT HIS PANTS WERE WET WITH PEE!!!"
quaffle hits Duo on the head, knocking him out for a few seconds, thrown by an enraged Wufei
Quatre sweatdropped and faced in Trowa's direction. "HEY TROWA!!" Quatre yelled, "CAN YOU BE COMMENTATOR FOR A WHILE??" The gelled wonder gave a silent nod as he took his place in the stands, reaching the microphone that Duo brought forth from his wonderous braid. And the games commenced!
"..."
"..."
"........."
"........."
"............................."
"............................."
"................................................."
"................................................."
".........................................................................."
".........................................................................."
"sings QUATRE'S CHOICE OF COLOR COMBINATION IS SO LAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Trowa smacks Duo on the head with the microphone, once again rearing the braided baka unconscious.
"....."
"....."
"....."
"............."
"..........................."
"......................................."
"......................................."
"End of the first Quarter." Trowa ended.
Quatre sighed. "I think we need a new commentator, Wufei? Care to do the honors?" He asked, all the while Trowa picked up his broom and started flying loop-de-loops.
"FOR JUSTICE!!" Wufei proclaimed, taking the commentator bench.
"LET JUSTICE REIGN ON THIS JUSTIFYINGLY JUST GAME! BEGIN!"
Wufei cleared his throat and started on his commentary. "Barton throws a (toot) lucky shot into the (toot) with his (toot) and (toot) Quatre's (toot) is (toot) looking (toot) great (toot) (toot) today. glares at Duo, who's regained consciousness. Duo whistles. Anyway, Yuy throws a (toot) at Barton, and he's caught the (toot) in his (toot), and (toot) THAT'S IT!! I'M GONNA (toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooot) KILL YOU MAXWELL!!! grabs Duo by the neck and throws him into the air. Duo lands in the middle of the Quidditch field, gets hit by a bludbuguber thrice.
Quatre nudges Heero, beckoning him to go on the stand. Heero glares at the platinum-haired gazillionaire but nods anyway. "Mission accepted."
"Mission start."
several gun shots are heard in the background, and everyone playing falls from their brooms, each injury caused by bullets from Heero's gun.
"Mission complete."
everyone goes unconscious, even Heero, who gets knocked on the head by a bludbuguber shortly afterwards.
Will our five heroes survive? Will Quatre ever get to be commentator? Where did Duo get the (toot)-ing machine from? Why all the afterword questions? Till' next time!
wipes brow. Phew! Finally finished this chapter! I really wanna finish this piece of mine so I could brag about how I actually finished something (for once!), and because it's getting too much of a hassle to think of things that might entertain myself and the readers. Yeah...I think the whole thing will end once Neville finds a way to bring the boys back to the future.
Please, Read and Review!!!!!!!