Drunken Dreams
A/n: One-shot!!! A one-shot of Zazu's dreams…Those Oral-B Brush-ups really work…
Disclaimer: I don't own Zazu, Geo, or any specific alcohol I use.
Drunken Dreams
"As he lay in his drunken sleep,
I pray the Lord his soul to keep,
If he dies before he wakes,
I pray the Lord his soul to take," Geo said with a glance at the unconscious Zazu.
ZAZU'S POV
Booze, booze around my head
I'm thinking I may be dead.
Grabbing bottles left and right
All the booze to my delight.
Vodka, tequila all so good
Black Velvet, Schnapps can fill my hood.
Whiskey, rum aren't so young.
Daiquiris and margaritas incredibly yum.
Shots and double shots
Hard liquor and soft
Bring it up
To the beginning of the love.
I love Brandy
I love Booze
I love Whiskey
Yes I do.
All of this makes me happy
Being drunk but not to sappy
Booze will be my lover
Now and forever
NORMAL POV
Zazu gave a snort and rolled over, a trail of drool followed him closely. Geo sighed before closing his eyes for a hopefully peaceful sleep.
-Finito
Az: Heh…I spent 2 minutes on this…Flames welcome...
Note: Black Velvet is Canadian Whiskey, vodka goes best with orange juice…and if you take peach schnapps and orange juice, you can make a fuzzy navel. Wow…I sound so alcohol knowing…well…I'm planning on being a lawyer by day, a bar tender by night…
Words for thought: When life gives you limes, grab a tequila and life is set! – Sienna Silva.