"C'mon, Sango! Get out of your towel and into the water!" said Kagome.

"I don't want to..." Sango replied.

"Why?"

"Because I'm very self conscious, okay?"

"Why? You have an incredible body!"

"But I feel like my boobs will fall out. Look at them when I move from side to side."

She didn't know Miroku was staring at her the whole time from the water.

"Fine..." said Sango, "I'll go in the water."

Sango and Kagome were jumping in the waves and having a good time when, suddenly-

"A SEA SERPENT JUST PASSED BY ME!" yelled Sango.

"A sea serpent?" Kagone questioned.

"It passed right in front of me!"

"MIROKU!" yelled Kagome, "What are you doing here?"

"I just wanted to join you fine ladies for some fun, nothing wrong with that is there?" said Miroku, in a sauve voice.

"I think we found your sea serpent, Sango."

"Miroku!?" said Sango, now furious.

"What?"

"I'm going to kill you!"

Sango went run- er, swimming after him because she thought she knew that he had gone under the surface to look at her gorgeous body. When she had caught up with him she pummeled him on the head, "Are you satisfied!?" she questioned, still angry. "Should I be!?"

Miroku asked. "What do you mean?" said Sango with her fist elevated. "I came up just after you said talk about a sea serpent, I was walking up behind you." he explained.

"Huh? But then-" Sango stammered.

"OH MY GOSH!" Yelled Kagome, "A WATER DEMON! Help me InuYasha!"

InuYasha was napping so he hadn't heard anything, so Kaede was coming to rescue them. "Watch out, everyone." she announced, then she jumped on the serpent's neck and wrestled it like an alligator. "A shard!" yelled Kagome, "Here I come Kaede, watch out." She readied her bow and arrow, and shot right at the shard. After that the Serpent shrunk into a small fish, and was soon eaten by Shippo, since it wouldn't do any of the other comrades any good.

"See InuYasha, I told you going to the beach would be a good idea, we found a shard to the Shikon Jewel!" said Kagome.

"What!? When?" InuYasha asked.

"I called for your help, but it was Kaede that saved us from the serpent." she replied.

"WHAT!? Kaede?"

"Yes InuYasha," said Kaede, "I rescued them. I've dealt with serpents before so this was no problem."

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha..." Miroku cackled, "Kaede beat the serpent instead of you, InuYasha!"

"I don't recall you helping out either, Miroku!" Sango said beneath her giggling.

After that everone started laughing except Miroku, and he decided to run off.

"Why hello there, handsome." said some super-sexy lady.

"Hey... who are you?" said Miroku.

"My name is Reafu, will you make-out with me? My breath is so fresh, but there's no one to spoil around here..."

"I'd be glad of you spoiled me..." said Miroku.

"Oh my gosh it's so hot here. Will you take off my big T-shirt?"

"Sure..."

Underneath her top was a small bikini top and her nice rack, and they began to make-out like crazy, before they knew it, the night had come and InuYasha and the gang were searching for Miroku.

"Miroku!" yelled Sango. "You manwhore!" She exclaimed.

"What, you're clearly not interested, Sango." he snapped.

"Who is this?" she smarted.

"What's with you, bitch?" said Reafu.

The two had begun to fight, and Reafu's bikini top flew off, but she was pressed so hard against Sango no one could see anything.

"That top was 87 American dollars!" she said.

"Go after it you slut!" said Sango.

Reafu went after her top, and the rest of the gang went back to their spot. Reafu caught up with Sango in the morning and apoligized and the two became good friends. THE END!