Low and Behold!

by Gonzy Rocks Blisters

Exactly what is going on with Ginny and Draco, no one is sure. But when She starts hearing voices, who's going to save her? Definatly not lovestruck Harry, or Ron the drugdealer. And Hermione is way to busy having moodswings to notice anything. R&R pwease

6. Ron's Tale

Dude, Chapter 6. I don't really feel like writing it, so that's why I got Ron to do it for me :) Yes, stoner man Ron will be writing this chapter, but if it gets too risqué, please don't hurt him, he's just a little stoner man with no plot bunnies :( Poor stoner man.

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Yea, so after I finally got Harry to tell me about the foolycooly going on with Cho, dude, why can't I get any action like that?! I bet it's because I have red hair, red haired people have a tendency to twitch involuntarily, yea, that's it. They don't like me because I have red hair. I can fix that! I'll make it blue. Yea dude, blue hair....

Myself- Ron, stay on track here, just tell the story...

Oh, yea, the story. Well, Harry was all like, "Dude, Cho is such a slut, I love her."

And I was all, "Dude, she's a slut, do you really need that on your mind?"

But he was all, "She loves me, bitch!"

So I was all, "Dude, no."

And then I forgot what happened.

But then Harry went looking for his map thing, but he couldn't find it and he started freaking out, I would have been nice to him and helped him look, but I didn't. I was sure someone had found my stash, so I went looking for that. That's when I ran into Ginny.

She started spazzing because I told her my stash was gone, or at least I think I told her. Then she hit me, I don't know why, I was pretty out of it because I'm cool like that. But then I went back to the common room because I remembered Hermione needed more. And then I went to bed. But then I woke up because Harry was going crazy looking for something, or at least I thought it was Harry. ............................................................................ ............................................................................ .......................................

Ron did a terrible job with that, I know. I will be revising it for him, of course. But that's not until the next chapter. Review if you like cookies!