Intro of Idiots:

Raven: I'm not twisted!(unless you look at it as a good thing) I'm just slightly mentally disturbed. NOW SHE IS INSANE*points toward fire who is staring blankly upward*

Fire: I'm not insane; I'm the badass kind of- a little twisted but- HEY LOOK I SEE IT!

*Raven looks up to see what Fire sees. Staring at blank wall, blank _expression.*

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*sweat drop*

Raven: What are we looking at?

*Fire points to tiny camera installed by reviewers to see computer. Fire blinks. Both slowly step out of computer room. Very slowly.*

Notes: Kagome wanted to look good, but she didn't know many styles so she wanted to copy someone's so it would look great on her.

Kagome is just doing both pissing him off, but then looking at it in a nicer light and trying to impress him.

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InuYasha stomped up the stairs, squeezing out the tea out of his new outfit. Just his luck, he'd have to take another shower, and need new clothes. He cursed himself, it just tempted him to take it out on Kagome by dying her hair blue or something…..

Kagome noticed him coming ahead of time, and smiled. She stepped out right in front of his path. InuYasha raised his eyes noticing his presence.

"K-Kikyou?"

Kagome blinked, not that again.

InuYasha didn't move, his body frozen. Kagome edged back slightly, what the hell. Now it was bothering her. Did she look stupid or something?

Kagome didn't want to take the chance and went to leave.

"No don't go!" He grabbed her arm, and brought her back, and it wasn't the usual violent rip.

"I must have died from burning tea!" He exclaimed which made Kagome both arch an eyebrow and sweat drop.

"Really, a ghost?" She spoke in a more dignified voice not even noticing she just made it worse for herself.

"Kikyou." He stepped toward her tell their faces were just inches apart.

Kagome subconsciously backed herself into the wall. "Uh InuYasha?" She was not comfortable with the way he kept staring at her. Kagome flinched. Was it the make up? Rapidly she wiped it off her face. Though she was cut short when InuYasha claimed her lips.(Ah sweet moment there)

Kagome was far to shocked at first to move, but in a moment she jerked back.

"How foolish, InuYasha look at your Kikyou now." Kagome snapped her head over to see Sesshoumaru walking swiftly past them.

'Shit! How long had he been standing there?!' Kagome shouted at herself in the mind.

InuYasha looked at her, jumping back.

"KAGOME!" He shouted out first before stuttering a bit and adding, "You tricked me! Why?!"

Kagome was at a loss for words. She couldn't decide whether to run after the retreating Sesshoumaru as he descended down the steps, or the demanding InuYahsa.

"Wait Sesshoumaru, listen to me first!" Kagome ran to the edge of the steps to yell over.

"Don't need to." He said gruffly, and kept walking. Kagome cursed herself. What the hell was going on? Was it the picture?

Kagome shivered not knowing what to do, and did the one thing she knew she could do. Run away. Kagome dashed back into the bathroom, tearing the place up looking for the picture. "Do I look like them? Who was on that picture?!" She asked herself, but after demolishing the bathroom it wasn't to be found.

"Maybe someone took it….aw shit!" She cursed more than usual. Sesshoumaru would think she likes InuYasha or something.

And that wouldn't do…..

~InuYasha put a finger to his lips to feel it tingling.

'Why would Kagome dress up like Kikyou.' He lowered his hands, and clenched his fists.

'Damn it, I could of swore she was Kikyou.' He shook the small tears that were forming in his eyes. Like he'd cry.

'Maybe she just wanted to screw with me(no literal team intended). Or maybe she'd knew I'd kiss her. Maybe she likes me…." In spite of himself, InuYasha smiled. He knew a few ways that would help him find out soon enough.

InuYasha ran off to continue getting ready.

~

An hour later found Kagome walking down the stairs with grim expression on her face. She'd looked around for Sesshoumaru but he wasn't to be found. Maybe he'd left already. Kagome sighed, she didn't know what he thought of her now.

And InuYahsa, she didn't know why the way he acted the way he did (Fire: I'm dizzy) but everyone else seemed to notice something she didn't that. Kikyou, that is what InuYasha called her. In fact, everyone's been mentioning that name lately.

"It calls for a little snooping." Kagome told herself. She'd have to end up hunting down Rumiko, which is the first thing she did. There wasn't much make up left on her face, not that much to make her look like this Kikyou, but it still made her look decent. She cut her hair up unevenly also to loose the look.

Rumiko was in the kitchen finishing another cup of tea; Kagome didn't want to know what happened to her first.

"Hey Rumiko, can I do anything for you?" She asked the dazed woman, now her guardian.

Rumiko shook her head. "That's sweet Kagome, but I've just had a day." She thought back laughing slightly. "Quite funny in a twisted sort of way. Why?"

Kagome stood there, not able to bring herself to say it. "Uh, nothing really."

"Hmm… Kagome do you have your license?" Rumiko asked while putting away her tea cup.

"Permit" Kagome corrected, Naraku managed to get her one before, but of course it was falsified. But she didn't need to know that.

"Would you like to drive with Sango on your way? Well actually, she hasn't been driving for four years, so Sesshoumaru?"

Kagome grinned at her luck. Sure.

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It'd taken some time for Rumiko to hunt down Sesshoumaru. It was a big mansion after all.  He turned out to be filing some papers for a business or something in his study. When Rumiko walked in he was already mad at her intrusion, and refused, but using her weird way of convincing she managed to get him to go.

Kagome now sat in the drivers seat, slowly remembering how to drive. Well kind of.

She'd get a chance to talk to Sesshoumaru, who resigned himself in the corner.

"Uh here we go. You might want your seat belt." She nervously told him.

Truth be told she might have her permit, but that didn't mean she knew how to drive properly.

Kagome closed her eyes, debating on whether or not she should tell him people call her driving 'Miami style'.

Kagome shrugged, there was no way out now.

End of part one.