Behind a Different Door
Intro of idiots:
Fire: We have a special chapter for once. Not just because I finally found a way to write them but Raven wrote the first half!
Raven: Bet you can tell the difference.
Fire: I had to go through and delete numerous made up words Raven uses in her vocabulary
Raven: Wierdness is a word!
Fire: Uh huh, anyway we have a question, which is more pathetic. I went to the movies, alone apparently, and imagined I was talking to Lea for the whole damn movie. I could have swore she was there.
Raven: Oh, is walking back from the bathroom(into the wrong movie) and looking up thinking you see Fire, and yourself where you normally sit. For 15 minutes staring at yourself thinking "This must be a good move" Then it dawns on you, your in the wrong movie, and infact you are not sitting up there.
Fire: Do tell, enjoy.
Noats: their willn,t bee many,s tipoes in these one. (hey were not that stupid, and besides that's why they invented spell check.
"Miami style? What the heck is that?" Sesshoumaru asked with a cautious glance at the car keys.
"Oh, I don't know exactly but it makes a lot of people yell at me when I drive." As Kagome said this she started the car (a/n miami style-for those of you who are lucky enough and haven't had to experience this, is when people who shouldn't have a license are thrown behind the wheel with a total disregard for the rules of the road. Hey lets play a game count the mistakes that Kagome makes while driving and see if you can spot the they five rules that miami style drivers abide by, the answers are in the end.) and backed out of the driveway without looking back for cars.
The community had a road down to the entrance which Kagome carelesly sped by.
"Hey what's the speed limit here?" Kagome asked while flooring it to get to the gate faster.
"It's 45 m/p/h 65 below what you're DRIVING!!" Sesshoumaru yelled while gripping his seat belt and dashboard for all he's worth. " Hey there's a gate, THERE'S A GATE! SLOW DOWN!" He ordered her as they approached the exit gate. A loud crash echoed as the car rammed through the gate. "That…was…a…gate" he said gritting her teeth, and giving her quite a glare..
"Well gates are meant to be opened and that one was going to slow." She took a corner running over the curb without slowing down.
Under the wheels there was a loud thump, and the car went over something like a speedbumb. " I think we hit someone." Sesshoumaru said after a moment.
" Is he still alive?" Kagome asked Sesshoumaru as he was peering out the back window with an indifferent face.
"I think so." He replied after a moment.
"I'll take care of that" Kagome put the car in reverse and ran the kid over.
"I'm an accomplice in murder now am I?" He didn't seem very concerned about the 'roadkill' as much as his car. "Your doing it wrong, let me drive!"
"Well now he can't sue and that's all that matters- oh....the driving." Kagome said in a moment of thought.
Sesshoumaru muttered a little something about worst driver award under his breath, but kept his eyes on the road.
"It's a yellow light, please tell me you know what to do at a yellow light." He said half sarcastically, while he buckled his seatbelt.
"Of course, who doesn't?"
"We aren't slowing down." He said after a minute.
"Well, duh, when the light turns yellow you speed up before it turns red."
Sesshoumaru arched an eyebrow until they came to the light change.
"It is red."
" Well if I drive fast enough no one will see me go past it." With this Kagome swerved past two slow driving cars remembering to flick them off before driving past the red light.
"You look tense sesshoumaru maybe some music will calm you nerves." Kagome took both hand off the wheel and focused all her attention on finding the perfect station.
" Hmmm how about this, naw, this-"
"WATCH THE ROAD" Sesshoumaru yelled.
"Huh? Oh" Kagome quickly swerved out of the way of an on coming truck.
"Maybe music isn't the best thing to be listening to, hey drive faster, grrr, I know just what to do"
" Please don't kill us" sesshoumaru said eyes growing wide as the car sped up on the bridge. Whether he feared for the car, or his life more, no one quite knew.
" Hey, have some faith in me do I look like a reckless driver?" screech-bang-splash.
"You just rammed a police driver and car of the bridge and into the freakin river!"
Sesshoumaru shouted, watching the scene being played around them.
"I know lets get out of here before they can sue us." Kagome sped up and started humming a funeral march music.
5 minutes later
"hm hm hm hmmm hm hm hm hu hm hm hm –"
"Shut up! You aren't focusing!" Sesshoumaru stopped her.
" Hey I don't remember there being so many speed bumps here."
"There aren't, those are students"
"Well what are they doing in the middle of the road"
"They aren't, we're on the sidewalk!"
"Oh."
Kagome pulled back onto the road.
"That's it I'm driving we'll switch at the next stop sign, please tell me you know what to do at a stop sign." Sesshoumaru told her, his voice growing ever so slightly drastic.
" Of course."
"Good." Sesshoumaru took off his seatbelt and opened the door." wait a minute what do you do at a stop sign?" He asked just waiting for her strange comment.
"Speed up every one else has to stop for us, were special." Kagome drove past a stop sign and turned left again flinging Sesshoumaru out of the car to hold on to a handle for his life. After a few minutes he managed to climb back in to the car.
"Your insane, you could've at the very least slowed down for me! I ought to kill you!"
"Hey you should lock your doors and wear your seat belt." Kagome snapped back.
After a few more minutes of Kagome's driving in which she claimed she didn't know it was raining and he had explained that she had just rammed a fire hydrant, they arrived at the school parking lot.
" Well, we're here, now for a parking space, there's one and its right up front too, hey there's no way there getting my parking space, ill just have to beat him to it." Kagome growled noticing someone was about to take her spot.
"He beat you to it already!"
"The hell he did" Kagome floored it and rammed the car into the space across from it.
"Well lets go, Sesshoumaru, Sesshoumaru, hello?" Kagome got out of the car and left and very shocked, stunned, scared, and what the hell petrified Sesshoumaru to sit there she'll meet him when they need to go back home.
Kagome walked into the building quite amazed as it was full of so many people., most of which glared at her the minute she walked in.
"You must be the new student!" She turned to see a girl, a year or so younger than herself. It looked like the girl was in 7th grade or so. She was quite small, and had curly brown hair covering most of her face. What wasn't covered was a pair of big brown eyes, and a small nose.
"Your InuYasha's new brother aren't you. I'd easily have to guess." She said nodding her head.
"How would you know anyway?" Kagome asked with an arched eyebrow.
"I have my sources, but actually stuff gets around easily in this school, especially if it's about one of the popular kids."
"Wait, InuYasha is popular?!" Kagome didn't know whether to be shocked or disgusted.
"Of course, but he is always getting downgraded by his brother Sesshoumaru. Which by the way, is the best in the school." The girl talked to Sesshoumaru as if he were a god, much less the person Kagome just scared the hell out of with her reckless driving.
Kagome blinked, snapping out of her little trance of thoughts. She realized the girl kept talking. "Then we have this monthly dance thing, where all the biggest couples get together. I bet if Sesshoumaru wasn't you adopted kind of brother you have already snagged him." The girl snapped her fingers to show the speed.
"Or would it be InuYasha. Honestly- Kagome who do you like more?"
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Rules miami style drivers follow1)a yellow light means speed up before it goes red.2) if you drive fast enough you can pass a red light and no one will notice3) a stop sign means everyone has to stop for you.4) if someone is going to slow you have the right to ram/cut them off the road.5)normal rules don't apply to you your special