FASH: Here we are, once again, there's going to be a bit of a cat fight
(MEOW) but Lupin will obviously dominate it, she can beat the whore's ass!
""-speech ''-thoughts
"And what the hell do you want?" Lupin asked as she ripped her hand back from the elf's grip. "Just to clarify that Legolas is mine, you should be honored to bask in my presents, for I shall one day be Queen of Mirkwood!" Tari said enthusiastically, Lupin, for some strange reason, thought that the elf should have posed like Sailor Moon during her little speech. "That's nice hon, but I though Legolas was a free man, and besides, I don't see a ring." Lupin said and Tari blinked in her stupid way and wondered what the hell she needed a ring for. "Oh, well you can't possibly back to the party in that filthy thing." Tari said as she clutched at a wine glass she had grabbed on her way over to the dark, secluded corner. "But my dress isn't-" SPLASH! Lupin's dress was now soaking in the sweet smelling wine, but she was calm, she could control her temper, she had self control, wait a minute, no she didn't! "You bitch!" SLAP! Lupin bitch slapped the girl, dragging her sharp nails across Tari's cheek. 'I hope it scars.' She thought. Now, the slap just happened to echo throughout the room, and everyone was gazing over to the corner, so Lupin did the only sensible thing she could think of, she ran.
Legolas watched a dark figure scurry off towards the forest, the shadows growing from the light of the setting sun. 'What the hell!- I mean, heck!' And he quickly dashed towards Lupin.
"She attacked me for no reason!" Tari cried, much to the amusement of many of the girls there who had been made fun of and/or threatened by the girl.
"Actually." Inwe started, she had grown fond of Lupin and wanted to prove her innocents. "You deliberately poured your drink over her gown." Everyone started glaring at Tari now, and she backed up, feeling more than a little threatened. "That was her own fault." The glares worsened, and seeing that no one was believing her, she quickly fled to her room to clean her wounds.
Lupin entered the woods just as the sun went down and the moon rose up from the horizon. 'Oh God, how could I have lost track of time?' She thought as she retreated deeper into the woods, her hearing, sense of smell, and eyesight were all better, and if you could distinguish her silhouette, you would see that she had two triangular ears in the top of her head. 'Someone is following me. It's Legolas! I can't let him see me like this!' And she ran faster.
Legolas found it hard to keep up with the fleeing figure, but thankfully, his eyes were keen in the dark and she could see her moving shadow.
Lupin had treaded way too far into the forest, but of course she didn't know that, but many eyes were watching her, hungry eyes, belonging to the giant spiders of Mirkwood forest. They attacked as one, thinking that this was some mediocre human, they obviously didn't notice her ears. "ARG!" Lupin swiped her long, sharp claw like nails at them, cutting, slicing, and hacking at the giant spiders, who by now had realized their mistake in attacking the girl and the retreated to their high perches and nets in the trees. Lupin breathed deeply, Legolas was coming closer, but she was glued to the spot. 'Oh well, it's not like we had much of a relationship.' She thought sadly as she waited for Legolas to find her, and to reject her.
Legolas had heard the spiders and quickened his pace, imagine his surprise when he saw her in a small clearing, all alone, looking at the ground and kicking at the dirt, he vaguely wondered what she was so nervous about, when he caught sight of her ears. "Lupin, What are you?"
"Okay, here we are!' Lupin's dad said happily as he took off the cloth that covered a rather gypsy looking crystal ball. "This had better work, or you're sleeping on the couch of a month." Oh, low blow. "Don't worry honey it will." He said as he placed it on the floor and sat down. "What are you doing?" "This is how the ceremony works, now sit down with me or we'll never see what's going on with Lupin." She reluctantly sat opposite of him and put her hands in his when he offered them, then he began to speak softly. "Crystal ball of ages unknown, shoe us out daughter who is far from home, with eyes of red and ears of wolves, show her to us." A fuzzy image began to appear and Marlene squealed when she saw that it was not only her baby, but a boy!
"Well, I'm not exactly human." "Not exactly?" "I'm still half human, but two other parts of me are a werewolf and vampire." "Why didn't you tell me this before?" Legolas asked as he approached her and Lupin stepped back. "I didn't want you to hate me." Legolas gave a small smile and quickly enveloped Lupin in a hug. "Nothing could make me hate you, nothing." He pulled back, looked into her now red eyes, and kissed her desperately.
"Ooohhhh. This is adorable; I wish I had my camera!" Marlene squealed as she watched her daughter have, what she thought was, her first kiss. "Well, at least we know she's happy there right?" "Yes, ah, young love, how cute."
During the kiss Legolas's hand had started running through her short hair, before he decided he wanted to know what her ears felt like, he carefully ran his fin along the soft ear and Lupin gasped. He pulled back and saw that her breathing had become labored, but her own hands began to trace his own sensitive ears.
They stared at the crystal, that boy had touched her ears! "Ah our ears." Marlene pulled at her own. "So sensitive." She practically purred out, and it was no wonder that Cody immediately took her into his arms and to their room, to do certain, things with her.
The crystal turned clear again, good thing to, because this is only a PG13 fic.
And both couples had a bit of fun that night, and the next day, Legolas announced to his father that he wanted to marry Lupin, King Thranduil was not so sure at first, but after hearing about her immortality, so that she couldn't break his sons heart by dieing, he accepted, and the wedding would be held the next day.
"TOMORROW?!?!"
FASH: Next chapter will be the last, hey, I said that this would be a short fic from the beginning, at least it amused some of you for awhile eh?
""-speech ''-thoughts
"And what the hell do you want?" Lupin asked as she ripped her hand back from the elf's grip. "Just to clarify that Legolas is mine, you should be honored to bask in my presents, for I shall one day be Queen of Mirkwood!" Tari said enthusiastically, Lupin, for some strange reason, thought that the elf should have posed like Sailor Moon during her little speech. "That's nice hon, but I though Legolas was a free man, and besides, I don't see a ring." Lupin said and Tari blinked in her stupid way and wondered what the hell she needed a ring for. "Oh, well you can't possibly back to the party in that filthy thing." Tari said as she clutched at a wine glass she had grabbed on her way over to the dark, secluded corner. "But my dress isn't-" SPLASH! Lupin's dress was now soaking in the sweet smelling wine, but she was calm, she could control her temper, she had self control, wait a minute, no she didn't! "You bitch!" SLAP! Lupin bitch slapped the girl, dragging her sharp nails across Tari's cheek. 'I hope it scars.' She thought. Now, the slap just happened to echo throughout the room, and everyone was gazing over to the corner, so Lupin did the only sensible thing she could think of, she ran.
Legolas watched a dark figure scurry off towards the forest, the shadows growing from the light of the setting sun. 'What the hell!- I mean, heck!' And he quickly dashed towards Lupin.
"She attacked me for no reason!" Tari cried, much to the amusement of many of the girls there who had been made fun of and/or threatened by the girl.
"Actually." Inwe started, she had grown fond of Lupin and wanted to prove her innocents. "You deliberately poured your drink over her gown." Everyone started glaring at Tari now, and she backed up, feeling more than a little threatened. "That was her own fault." The glares worsened, and seeing that no one was believing her, she quickly fled to her room to clean her wounds.
Lupin entered the woods just as the sun went down and the moon rose up from the horizon. 'Oh God, how could I have lost track of time?' She thought as she retreated deeper into the woods, her hearing, sense of smell, and eyesight were all better, and if you could distinguish her silhouette, you would see that she had two triangular ears in the top of her head. 'Someone is following me. It's Legolas! I can't let him see me like this!' And she ran faster.
Legolas found it hard to keep up with the fleeing figure, but thankfully, his eyes were keen in the dark and she could see her moving shadow.
Lupin had treaded way too far into the forest, but of course she didn't know that, but many eyes were watching her, hungry eyes, belonging to the giant spiders of Mirkwood forest. They attacked as one, thinking that this was some mediocre human, they obviously didn't notice her ears. "ARG!" Lupin swiped her long, sharp claw like nails at them, cutting, slicing, and hacking at the giant spiders, who by now had realized their mistake in attacking the girl and the retreated to their high perches and nets in the trees. Lupin breathed deeply, Legolas was coming closer, but she was glued to the spot. 'Oh well, it's not like we had much of a relationship.' She thought sadly as she waited for Legolas to find her, and to reject her.
Legolas had heard the spiders and quickened his pace, imagine his surprise when he saw her in a small clearing, all alone, looking at the ground and kicking at the dirt, he vaguely wondered what she was so nervous about, when he caught sight of her ears. "Lupin, What are you?"
"Okay, here we are!' Lupin's dad said happily as he took off the cloth that covered a rather gypsy looking crystal ball. "This had better work, or you're sleeping on the couch of a month." Oh, low blow. "Don't worry honey it will." He said as he placed it on the floor and sat down. "What are you doing?" "This is how the ceremony works, now sit down with me or we'll never see what's going on with Lupin." She reluctantly sat opposite of him and put her hands in his when he offered them, then he began to speak softly. "Crystal ball of ages unknown, shoe us out daughter who is far from home, with eyes of red and ears of wolves, show her to us." A fuzzy image began to appear and Marlene squealed when she saw that it was not only her baby, but a boy!
"Well, I'm not exactly human." "Not exactly?" "I'm still half human, but two other parts of me are a werewolf and vampire." "Why didn't you tell me this before?" Legolas asked as he approached her and Lupin stepped back. "I didn't want you to hate me." Legolas gave a small smile and quickly enveloped Lupin in a hug. "Nothing could make me hate you, nothing." He pulled back, looked into her now red eyes, and kissed her desperately.
"Ooohhhh. This is adorable; I wish I had my camera!" Marlene squealed as she watched her daughter have, what she thought was, her first kiss. "Well, at least we know she's happy there right?" "Yes, ah, young love, how cute."
During the kiss Legolas's hand had started running through her short hair, before he decided he wanted to know what her ears felt like, he carefully ran his fin along the soft ear and Lupin gasped. He pulled back and saw that her breathing had become labored, but her own hands began to trace his own sensitive ears.
They stared at the crystal, that boy had touched her ears! "Ah our ears." Marlene pulled at her own. "So sensitive." She practically purred out, and it was no wonder that Cody immediately took her into his arms and to their room, to do certain, things with her.
The crystal turned clear again, good thing to, because this is only a PG13 fic.
And both couples had a bit of fun that night, and the next day, Legolas announced to his father that he wanted to marry Lupin, King Thranduil was not so sure at first, but after hearing about her immortality, so that she couldn't break his sons heart by dieing, he accepted, and the wedding would be held the next day.
"TOMORROW?!?!"
FASH: Next chapter will be the last, hey, I said that this would be a short fic from the beginning, at least it amused some of you for awhile eh?