A/N: I don't any of this other than my charater, ok? good love ya'll!
Believe it or not, Snape got onto the stage.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce ("NO!" shouted James and Sirius) Lucius Malfoy, he will be singing 'I swear' and it's dedicated to Cassie Potter," said Snape monotonously. Everyone looked at her expectantly; she looked disgusted to say the least.
I swear by the moon
And the stars in the sky
And I swear like the
Shadow that's by your side.
I see the questions in your eyes
I know what's waiting on your mind
You can be sure i know my part
'Cause i stand beside you through the years.
You'll only cry those happy tears
And though I make mistakes
I'll never break your heart.
And I swear by the moon
And the stars in the sky I'll be there
I swear like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there for better or worse
Till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
And I swear.
I'll give you every thing I can.
I'll build your dreams with these two hands
We'll hang some memories on the wall.
And when (and when) just the two of us are there
You won't have to ask if I still care
'Cause as the time changes the page
My love won't ever age at all.
And I swear (I swear) by the moon
And the stars in the sky I'll be there (I'll be there).
I swear (and I swear) like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there (I'll be there) for better or worse
Till death do us part I'll love you
With every single beat of my heart and I swear.
And I swear (I swear) by the moon
And the stars in the sky I'll be there (I'll be there)
I swear (and I swear) like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there (I'll be there)
For better or worse (better or worse).
Till death do us part I'll love you
With every single beat of my heart
I swear I swear I swear.
He looked at her and smiled and mouthed where only she could see it, 'I'll get you back' and then he got off the stage.
"Hello, you know who we all are, we're gonna sing 'Wannabe'," said Lily shortly and then the four started all singing the words, (cause if too lazy to give them parts).
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really, really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really, really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really, really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover.
Everyone laughed and clapped and Lucius clapped almost the loudest, but Sirius overpowered him with whistles and yelling. Lucius glared at him and Sirius glared right back. Cassie was his and he wouldn't let her get hurt again. Cassie was his and he wouldn't let a Gryffindor chump, take her from him. Hmmm, interesting who will win? (Review to tell me, but I already have an idea who you want!)
"Hey, there I'll be singing 'Ice Ice Baby', then Remus will come on and sing 'U Can't Touch This'," Peter said and smiled at the audience, (by the way no other people will be singing other than the main people, ok? Ok!).
Yo, v.i.p., let's kick it!
Ice ice baby, ice ice baby
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then i flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? yo -- i don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when i play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking mcs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when i hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, waving just to say hi
Did you stop? no -- i just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and i'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo -- so i continued to a1a beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghini's
Jealous 'cause i'm out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- all i heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, you know what i mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, you, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Take heed, 'cause i'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while i kick my juice
If there was a problem, yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while deshay revolves it.
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Yo man -- let's get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice ice baby too cold, ice ice baby too cold too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold, ice ice baby too cold too cold
After he was finished everyone was silent, then Cassie and Grace started cheering and then everyone else did as well. Remus went on next, he was nervous, he never did well in front of crowds.
You can't touch this (x4)
My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyric (You can't touch this)
Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a song or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer
You talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's the word because you know...
You can't touch this (x3)
Break it down! (Music breaks down)
Stop, Hammer time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then
You probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves,
Run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Break it down! (Crazy bridge)
Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world,
from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this (x7)
While he sang he did some of Hammer's moves, everyone had a jolly good time. Harmony cheered him on liked she used to cheer, oh dear what's his name? Oh well.
"This time I'm singing," said Snape. "I'll be sing '(Can't get my) head around you'."
Deep inside your soul there's a hole you don't wanna see
Every single day what you say makes no sense to me
Even though I try I can't get my head around you
Somewhere in the night there's a light in front of me
Heaven up above with the show, abandons me
Even though I try I fall in the river of you
You've managed to bring me down too
All you're faking (Get Up, Get Up, Get Up, Get Up)
Shows you're aching (Get Up, Get Up, Get Up)
Every single day what you say makes no sense to me
Lettin' you inside, isn't right, don't mess with me
I never really know what's really going on inside you
I can't get my head around you
All you're feeling (Get Up, Get Up, Get Up, Get Up)
Shows you're breathing (Get Up, Get Up, Get Up)
Deep inside your soul there's a hole you don't wanna see
Covering it up like a cut with the likes of me
You know I've really tried, I can't do anymore about you
The cut's getting deeper (Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh)
The hill's getting steeper (Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh)
I guess I'll never know what's really going on inside you
I can't get my head around you(x3)
Everyone again was stunned, they looked up at him, Cassie looked around, then clapped slowly, then others did too and then the whole entire hall was clapping.
"Now it is my turn to sing," Dumbledore said his eyes looked like if they twinkled anymore that they would pop. Everyone looked worried, but they just sat there waiting.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's ok.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive.
Well, you can tell by the way i use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.
When he finished everyone including himself was laughing. Sirius and Cassie were hanging on to one another laughing so hard they were crying. James got a stitch in his side as well as the rest of them.
A/N: I thought I'd tell you what our characters look like. As for the question why the music is from the future, I'm too busy and lazy to look up good oldies songs that fitted what I needed, but I threw one in there for you Melian Maia. Thank you all for reviewing, review this chapter and tell if you like it, I though it was funny, don't you?
James: like Harry (duh, except the eyes) he was 6'1"
Sirius: black hair, crystal blue eyes, and 6'3"
Remus: Light brown hair, light green eyes, and 5'11"
Peter: blonde hair, watery blue eyes, and 5' 8" slightly chubby
Cassie: straight long mahogany (deep brown almost black) hair that went a little past her shoulder blades, gray-green eyes, and 5'6"
Lily: straight long red hair that went to the middle of her back, Harry's eyes, and 5'5"
Grace: straight red hair that went to her shoulder blades, deep blue eyes, and 5'4"
Harmony: slightly flyaway dark brown hair, honey brown eyes and 5'5 ½"
Lucius: almost white blonde hair, gray eyes, and was 6'2" (think, good looking but evil and rather pale)
Snape: black greasy hair that he washes every day but still looks a greasy, practically black eyes, and was about 5'10"
-LittleMissFairy