A/N: Wowser! Thank you all for the great reviews!!! Hmmm, Ill answer a
few questions . . .
Angel 1 I like that idea! Yes, Elrond and Haldir in Rome (or in a nearby city) are there . . . I like your Ideas with Arwen . . . I'll decide on which one I'm gonna use in a min. ;) I'll think on having Pippin and Aragorn being arrested though . . . Thanks!!!
AshNight Don't worry, the hobbits will be along soon! I'm not sure how I'm gonna get Frodo and Sam there, but they will arrive in Italy to join in whatever they might do there somehow!! So no worries!!
Linkin Park Fan Oh my gosh you are insane!! No more apple beer (non alcoholic or alcoholic :p) late at night for you. Or as me bro would say, "No soup for you."
Mehetamo Lost in an airport? *twitch* nononononono . . . I've gotten lost in an airport before, NOT FUNNY!! I might make their luggage all beat up though! I dunno though . . .
Disclaimer: Ok, look at the word 'disclaimer'. What is the root for that word? Disclaim. Now, if I owned LotR, would I really need to disclaim that I owned it? Think on that, will ya?
Chapter 3: On the Airplane
Pippin sat wide eyed in his window seat next to Aragorn. They hadn't taken off yet, but Pippin was amazed to watch a dwarf driving one of those luggage car things around. He suddenly had a flashback of Merry.
*Flashback*
"Its not fair, Pip! Hobbits are not allowed to drive any motorized vehicles within the US boarders!" Merry ranted. He continued saying practically the same thing for a while, just using different wordage until he had to gasp for breath.
Pippin took advantage of the second of silence to say, "So? Legolas will drive us places! He drove me to the pub yesterday! That way I even had a non drunk driver to drive me home!"
Merry got a look of pure rage on his face and yelled, "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? THE FACT THAT THEY ARE NOT LETTING US DRIVE IS AN ACT OF DISCRIMINATION AGAINST HOBBITS!!!!!! I HEARD IN ITALY HOBBITS CAN DRIVE MOTORCYCLES!!!! YOUR WITH THE GOVERNMENT ON THIS ARENT YOU? YOU WANT TO HAVE ALL HOBBITS HAVE TO BE DRIVIN EVERYWHERE!!! IN ITALY HOBBITS ARE EQUALS!!"
Pippin let his eyes well up with tears. Then in an offended voice he said, "Then why don't you move to Italy then if you think you have more rights there? America doesn't need mean Hobbits like you!"
Merry looked at Pippin like he was a genius. "Pippin, you're a genius!" He cried, "I'm gonna move to Italy!"
*End Flashback*
Pippin was sad now that he had been smart and told Merry to move to Italy. Merry was a nice Hobbit and all, but he liked to yell sometimes . . .
Suddenly an Airplane stewardess appeared to ask if they wanted any drinks.
"Ill have a Coke." Aragorn said, trying to sound like an high and mighty King of Gondor, but sounding kinda funky instead.
"Do you have any ale?" Pippin asked.
"No, but you are too young to drink!" The stewardess said shocked.
"No I'm not!" Pippin said offended. "I'm a thirty year old Hobbit!"
The stewardess immediately looked embarrassed. "Oh, I'm so sorry sir! I didn't realize . . ."
Pippin didn't seem to mind a bit. "It happens to me all the time!" He said. "Do you have anything LIKE ale?"
"We have non alcoholic Ginger Ale!" The stewardess said with a humunguous grin.
"I'll have that!" Pippin said happily. The stewardess nodded, the grin still plastered to her face, and walked off to get the drinks.
Pippin looked over to where Legolas was sitting across the isle from Aragorn. Legolas looked totally disgusted at who he had to sit next to. In a moment, he found out why. It was a female dwarf.
When the dwarf started fawning at Legolas' arm, he jumped up and immediately ran to a stewardess.
"Miss, I'm sorry, but I don't think I can handle that lady sitting next to me." Legolas said, now looking terrified and disgusted.
"Would you like to move to a different seat? I'm pretty sure I saw an open one in coach . . ."
Legolas put on his best-dignified look and said, "I am Legolas Greenleaf, the Prince of Mirkwood! I do not sit in coach when I fly! My father would never hear of it! I demand that she be moved before I'm sexually harassed!"
The airline stewardess looked at Legolas in awe, for he seemed to glow when he said that, (mainly due to the fact that someone turned on their light while Legolas was talking, and it aimed right at his head.)
"We can do that, Prince Legolas!" The stewardess said, still in awe.
Five min later, the Dwarf was gone, and someone else was coming to sit up there. Legolas inwardly prayed to the Valar that it wouldn't be a Dwarf.
"Please!" He whispered, his eyes closed, "Please oh great Valar! If you have any love for this Elf, let the person that will sit here be anyone but any dwarf or evil thing. Gimli would be ok, but he's off touring China. The other dwarfs scare me, they like stroking my hair or my arm . . . please, Oh great Manwe!!" Legolas finished by saying the name of the Vala. He then looked up to see who would be sitting next to him.
"Thank the Valar." He whispered happily. He then jumped up and asked, "Glorfindel, is that you?"
The golden haired elf looked at Legolas happily, "Legolas!! I'm so happy I get to sit next to you! I almost had to sit in coach! It's filled with men and dwarfs and orcs . . ." Glorfindel shuddered.
"Do not speak of it mellon nin! Sit, and wait for the stewardess. She'll give you a drink or something!"
Glorfindel smiled happily and sank into his seat. "Thank the Valar." He said, "these seats are comfy!"
"Yes!" Legolas said. They then started speaking in such rapid Elvish that Aragorn couldn't understand.
Pippin looked up and asked, "Why do they always thank the Valar if something good happens to them? "
"Because they want to thank the Valar, I guess." Aragorn said, clearly wanting to give an answer even though he didn't know the answer.
Five min. later, they were taxing toward the runway listening to the safety video. Aragorn and Pippin snickered at the bad acting, while Legolas and Glorfindel watched, appalled that there were no Elves in the video, but they stuck a Hobbit in there.
As soon as the video was over in all the languages that the people could think of, they started taxing down the runway, going about the same speed as Legolas on the freeway.
Pippin fainted as soon as they were in the air, Aragorn grabbed his throw up bag(or as they like to call them 'Motion Discomfort Bags') and the Elves couldn't help but laugh at the Hobbit and the Rangers weak stomachs.
Angel 1 I like that idea! Yes, Elrond and Haldir in Rome (or in a nearby city) are there . . . I like your Ideas with Arwen . . . I'll decide on which one I'm gonna use in a min. ;) I'll think on having Pippin and Aragorn being arrested though . . . Thanks!!!
AshNight Don't worry, the hobbits will be along soon! I'm not sure how I'm gonna get Frodo and Sam there, but they will arrive in Italy to join in whatever they might do there somehow!! So no worries!!
Linkin Park Fan Oh my gosh you are insane!! No more apple beer (non alcoholic or alcoholic :p) late at night for you. Or as me bro would say, "No soup for you."
Mehetamo Lost in an airport? *twitch* nononononono . . . I've gotten lost in an airport before, NOT FUNNY!! I might make their luggage all beat up though! I dunno though . . .
Disclaimer: Ok, look at the word 'disclaimer'. What is the root for that word? Disclaim. Now, if I owned LotR, would I really need to disclaim that I owned it? Think on that, will ya?
Chapter 3: On the Airplane
Pippin sat wide eyed in his window seat next to Aragorn. They hadn't taken off yet, but Pippin was amazed to watch a dwarf driving one of those luggage car things around. He suddenly had a flashback of Merry.
*Flashback*
"Its not fair, Pip! Hobbits are not allowed to drive any motorized vehicles within the US boarders!" Merry ranted. He continued saying practically the same thing for a while, just using different wordage until he had to gasp for breath.
Pippin took advantage of the second of silence to say, "So? Legolas will drive us places! He drove me to the pub yesterday! That way I even had a non drunk driver to drive me home!"
Merry got a look of pure rage on his face and yelled, "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? THE FACT THAT THEY ARE NOT LETTING US DRIVE IS AN ACT OF DISCRIMINATION AGAINST HOBBITS!!!!!! I HEARD IN ITALY HOBBITS CAN DRIVE MOTORCYCLES!!!! YOUR WITH THE GOVERNMENT ON THIS ARENT YOU? YOU WANT TO HAVE ALL HOBBITS HAVE TO BE DRIVIN EVERYWHERE!!! IN ITALY HOBBITS ARE EQUALS!!"
Pippin let his eyes well up with tears. Then in an offended voice he said, "Then why don't you move to Italy then if you think you have more rights there? America doesn't need mean Hobbits like you!"
Merry looked at Pippin like he was a genius. "Pippin, you're a genius!" He cried, "I'm gonna move to Italy!"
*End Flashback*
Pippin was sad now that he had been smart and told Merry to move to Italy. Merry was a nice Hobbit and all, but he liked to yell sometimes . . .
Suddenly an Airplane stewardess appeared to ask if they wanted any drinks.
"Ill have a Coke." Aragorn said, trying to sound like an high and mighty King of Gondor, but sounding kinda funky instead.
"Do you have any ale?" Pippin asked.
"No, but you are too young to drink!" The stewardess said shocked.
"No I'm not!" Pippin said offended. "I'm a thirty year old Hobbit!"
The stewardess immediately looked embarrassed. "Oh, I'm so sorry sir! I didn't realize . . ."
Pippin didn't seem to mind a bit. "It happens to me all the time!" He said. "Do you have anything LIKE ale?"
"We have non alcoholic Ginger Ale!" The stewardess said with a humunguous grin.
"I'll have that!" Pippin said happily. The stewardess nodded, the grin still plastered to her face, and walked off to get the drinks.
Pippin looked over to where Legolas was sitting across the isle from Aragorn. Legolas looked totally disgusted at who he had to sit next to. In a moment, he found out why. It was a female dwarf.
When the dwarf started fawning at Legolas' arm, he jumped up and immediately ran to a stewardess.
"Miss, I'm sorry, but I don't think I can handle that lady sitting next to me." Legolas said, now looking terrified and disgusted.
"Would you like to move to a different seat? I'm pretty sure I saw an open one in coach . . ."
Legolas put on his best-dignified look and said, "I am Legolas Greenleaf, the Prince of Mirkwood! I do not sit in coach when I fly! My father would never hear of it! I demand that she be moved before I'm sexually harassed!"
The airline stewardess looked at Legolas in awe, for he seemed to glow when he said that, (mainly due to the fact that someone turned on their light while Legolas was talking, and it aimed right at his head.)
"We can do that, Prince Legolas!" The stewardess said, still in awe.
Five min later, the Dwarf was gone, and someone else was coming to sit up there. Legolas inwardly prayed to the Valar that it wouldn't be a Dwarf.
"Please!" He whispered, his eyes closed, "Please oh great Valar! If you have any love for this Elf, let the person that will sit here be anyone but any dwarf or evil thing. Gimli would be ok, but he's off touring China. The other dwarfs scare me, they like stroking my hair or my arm . . . please, Oh great Manwe!!" Legolas finished by saying the name of the Vala. He then looked up to see who would be sitting next to him.
"Thank the Valar." He whispered happily. He then jumped up and asked, "Glorfindel, is that you?"
The golden haired elf looked at Legolas happily, "Legolas!! I'm so happy I get to sit next to you! I almost had to sit in coach! It's filled with men and dwarfs and orcs . . ." Glorfindel shuddered.
"Do not speak of it mellon nin! Sit, and wait for the stewardess. She'll give you a drink or something!"
Glorfindel smiled happily and sank into his seat. "Thank the Valar." He said, "these seats are comfy!"
"Yes!" Legolas said. They then started speaking in such rapid Elvish that Aragorn couldn't understand.
Pippin looked up and asked, "Why do they always thank the Valar if something good happens to them? "
"Because they want to thank the Valar, I guess." Aragorn said, clearly wanting to give an answer even though he didn't know the answer.
Five min. later, they were taxing toward the runway listening to the safety video. Aragorn and Pippin snickered at the bad acting, while Legolas and Glorfindel watched, appalled that there were no Elves in the video, but they stuck a Hobbit in there.
As soon as the video was over in all the languages that the people could think of, they started taxing down the runway, going about the same speed as Legolas on the freeway.
Pippin fainted as soon as they were in the air, Aragorn grabbed his throw up bag(or as they like to call them 'Motion Discomfort Bags') and the Elves couldn't help but laugh at the Hobbit and the Rangers weak stomachs.