A/N: I'm sorry that it wasn't as funny! I promise that this one will be
funny!! Or at least I hope that it will be, because I have been thinking
about what could make an airplane ride funny . . . so at last I last I
decided on what will be written in this chapter. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pippin: You know that evil laugh scares me . . .
Me: I know!
Aragorn: That was . . . interesting . . . I sure hope its nothing that will get us in too much trouble . . .
Legolas: Are you kidding? Anything that is illegal or dangerous or would get us in trouble is bound to be plenty of fun!
Me: I like the way you think Elf . . .
Disclaimer: No ownage of LOTR here!
Chapter 4: On the Airplane Part 2
Pippin sat on the airplane bored (much like the author is now). He had finished dinner several min. ago and now he didn't know what to do. He had seen all the movies that they were showing on the flight already, and the stewardesses were asking people to close their windows as people fell asleep.
Aragorn was watching the movie 'While You Were Sleeping' on his laptop laughing and crying at the same time. Pippin (who had seen the movie before) saw that it was almost over, so he had to think of something to do before the King popped in another movie.
Aragorn finished his movie just as Pippin had an idea.
"Aragorn!" Pippin said in a loud whisper.
"What?" Aragorn said in an equally loud whisper that everyone could hear.
"I've had an idea!" Pippin whispered. As he finished, the lights went off. It was kinda spooky . . .
Aragorn took this as an omen of bad tidings. For it's not natural for Pip to have an idea . . . "I dunno . . . it would have to be a pretty darn good one if I go along with it." Aragorn said, abandoning the whisper for a quieter voice.
Pippin grinned and scribbled something down on a napkin. He then handed the napkin to Aragorn happily.
Aragorn read the napkin. The moment he finished, an evil grin spread across his face. Aragorn quickly handed the napkin to Legolas.
Legolas (who had been watching someone have difficulty with their CD player) read the napkin, as he read, a grin so evil not even Sauron himself could have managed it. (If of course Sauron ever grins evilly of course)
"Lets do it." Legolas muttered.
In mere seconds, the Elf the Hobbit and the Ranger were wearing roller blades and holding hockey sticks. They then skated down the isles, Pippin holding a small rubber ball. The napkin that had the message written on it fluttered down onto Legolas' seat.
It read, "Why don't we play hockey? First one to score wins."
Pippin was skating down the hall pushing the ball in front of him with the stick. The isles were narrow, so it made it all the more difficult, but all the more fun. He was going toward the back of the plane, preparing to shoot when-
"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" A terrified Hobbit yelled, falling into three people as Aragorn cut in front of him stealing the ball.
Aragorn held in his cackle of glee as he sped up the isle, then swerving into the next when he had the chance.
Too bad Legolas was waiting to trip him with his stick.
"Curse you Elf!" Aragorn muttered as he pulled himself up, off of a group of terrified girls, and skated after Legolas, Pippin right behind him.
Legolas was skating gracefully down the isle. He was nearly in shooting range when Aragorn and Pippin made it so the game was tackle hockey.
According to an eye witness (Glorfindel) the tackle was spectacular. It seemed extremely difficult for Pippin and Aragorn to launch themselves at Legolas with the Roller blades on, and as they flew Legolas looked back and a look of pure terror rose to his face. It also seemed very difficult for Legolas not to scream like a girl as he hit the floor. His scream sounded just like a dying Ringwraith.
Amazingly all three were back up with not too much difficulty. They were in the first class cabin and heading back toward coach. It was very difficult to tell who was in control of the ball, for they were all crammed together in the isle trying to move down toward the end of the plane witch was defined as the scoring area. It was amazing that they were moving at all. A group of little children were watching in awe.
Finally, Aragorn broke away, the ball in his possession. He was speeding down the isle trying to reach the end of the plane to score. But luck was not with him.
Pippin jumped over Legolas and Aragorn, amazingly not hitting the ceiling. As soon as he cleared Aragorn, he did a fancy flip and stole the ball from Aragorn, then slap shot it right into the back of the plane, where the ball promptly knocked out a stewardess.
Legolas and Aragorn groaned and skated back to their seats, heads down in defeat. Pippin happily retrieved his ball and skated after them.
After a few moments of boredom, Legolas had an idea.
They played full contact football the rest of the flight.
Several more stewardesses were knocked out in the course of the game-play.
A/N: Ok, I really hope that chapter was a little funnier! I personally liked it . . . any suggestions on what should happen once they reach the airport? Should they have trouble finding a cab, or should Arwen appear, or should both happen? Arwen appears and they have trouble finding a cab? Or if you have another suggestion, just tell me!
Aragorn: NO!!!!!! NOT ARWEN!!!! Hide me . . .
Pippin: Strider, when did you join in Ainasulfae and my conversation?
Me: At the begging of the chapter, duh.
Legolas: Do you think Pippin really noticed that?
Aragorn: Nope! I knew he didn't!
Me: Hey, why don't we all end this chapter so that people can finish reading and review!
Pippin Legolas and Aragorn: *cult chanting* review, review, review, review, review, review . . .
Pippin: You know that evil laugh scares me . . .
Me: I know!
Aragorn: That was . . . interesting . . . I sure hope its nothing that will get us in too much trouble . . .
Legolas: Are you kidding? Anything that is illegal or dangerous or would get us in trouble is bound to be plenty of fun!
Me: I like the way you think Elf . . .
Disclaimer: No ownage of LOTR here!
Chapter 4: On the Airplane Part 2
Pippin sat on the airplane bored (much like the author is now). He had finished dinner several min. ago and now he didn't know what to do. He had seen all the movies that they were showing on the flight already, and the stewardesses were asking people to close their windows as people fell asleep.
Aragorn was watching the movie 'While You Were Sleeping' on his laptop laughing and crying at the same time. Pippin (who had seen the movie before) saw that it was almost over, so he had to think of something to do before the King popped in another movie.
Aragorn finished his movie just as Pippin had an idea.
"Aragorn!" Pippin said in a loud whisper.
"What?" Aragorn said in an equally loud whisper that everyone could hear.
"I've had an idea!" Pippin whispered. As he finished, the lights went off. It was kinda spooky . . .
Aragorn took this as an omen of bad tidings. For it's not natural for Pip to have an idea . . . "I dunno . . . it would have to be a pretty darn good one if I go along with it." Aragorn said, abandoning the whisper for a quieter voice.
Pippin grinned and scribbled something down on a napkin. He then handed the napkin to Aragorn happily.
Aragorn read the napkin. The moment he finished, an evil grin spread across his face. Aragorn quickly handed the napkin to Legolas.
Legolas (who had been watching someone have difficulty with their CD player) read the napkin, as he read, a grin so evil not even Sauron himself could have managed it. (If of course Sauron ever grins evilly of course)
"Lets do it." Legolas muttered.
In mere seconds, the Elf the Hobbit and the Ranger were wearing roller blades and holding hockey sticks. They then skated down the isles, Pippin holding a small rubber ball. The napkin that had the message written on it fluttered down onto Legolas' seat.
It read, "Why don't we play hockey? First one to score wins."
Pippin was skating down the hall pushing the ball in front of him with the stick. The isles were narrow, so it made it all the more difficult, but all the more fun. He was going toward the back of the plane, preparing to shoot when-
"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" A terrified Hobbit yelled, falling into three people as Aragorn cut in front of him stealing the ball.
Aragorn held in his cackle of glee as he sped up the isle, then swerving into the next when he had the chance.
Too bad Legolas was waiting to trip him with his stick.
"Curse you Elf!" Aragorn muttered as he pulled himself up, off of a group of terrified girls, and skated after Legolas, Pippin right behind him.
Legolas was skating gracefully down the isle. He was nearly in shooting range when Aragorn and Pippin made it so the game was tackle hockey.
According to an eye witness (Glorfindel) the tackle was spectacular. It seemed extremely difficult for Pippin and Aragorn to launch themselves at Legolas with the Roller blades on, and as they flew Legolas looked back and a look of pure terror rose to his face. It also seemed very difficult for Legolas not to scream like a girl as he hit the floor. His scream sounded just like a dying Ringwraith.
Amazingly all three were back up with not too much difficulty. They were in the first class cabin and heading back toward coach. It was very difficult to tell who was in control of the ball, for they were all crammed together in the isle trying to move down toward the end of the plane witch was defined as the scoring area. It was amazing that they were moving at all. A group of little children were watching in awe.
Finally, Aragorn broke away, the ball in his possession. He was speeding down the isle trying to reach the end of the plane to score. But luck was not with him.
Pippin jumped over Legolas and Aragorn, amazingly not hitting the ceiling. As soon as he cleared Aragorn, he did a fancy flip and stole the ball from Aragorn, then slap shot it right into the back of the plane, where the ball promptly knocked out a stewardess.
Legolas and Aragorn groaned and skated back to their seats, heads down in defeat. Pippin happily retrieved his ball and skated after them.
After a few moments of boredom, Legolas had an idea.
They played full contact football the rest of the flight.
Several more stewardesses were knocked out in the course of the game-play.
A/N: Ok, I really hope that chapter was a little funnier! I personally liked it . . . any suggestions on what should happen once they reach the airport? Should they have trouble finding a cab, or should Arwen appear, or should both happen? Arwen appears and they have trouble finding a cab? Or if you have another suggestion, just tell me!
Aragorn: NO!!!!!! NOT ARWEN!!!! Hide me . . .
Pippin: Strider, when did you join in Ainasulfae and my conversation?
Me: At the begging of the chapter, duh.
Legolas: Do you think Pippin really noticed that?
Aragorn: Nope! I knew he didn't!
Me: Hey, why don't we all end this chapter so that people can finish reading and review!
Pippin Legolas and Aragorn: *cult chanting* review, review, review, review, review, review . . .