Chapter one: Goyle
It was so weird. The first sign that dreams were coming true. A Slytherin called Goyle came to breakfast in a very short, pink and frilly dress.
"I don't know how it happened!" he tried to explain to his friends. But his voice wasn't loud enough to overcome the laughter of the rest of the school. He was the mock of the school… he always had been a bit, because he never was that smart; but things like this made it ten times worse!
On the frilly dress was clearly visible the Slytherin logo. It was the only think that was another colour than pink!
That wasn't the only horrible thing about him. It was a horrible sight seeing Goyle's thick hairy legs sticking out of the dress. Not to mention that everybody saw his matching underwear. It was pink with little red hearts…
Professor Snape walked slowly up to Goyle. The laughter stopped, people knew that you didn't want to mess with Professor Snape!
"Tell me, Goyle. How did this happen?"
"I don't know, Professor! As soon as I put my robes on they turned into this… And I can't get them off anymore…"
"I hope they put a permanent sticking charm on it!" I heard Ron say.
"Silence, Mr. Weasley! Ten points from Gryffindor!"
"Anything else…" Snape asked impatiently, turning his attention back to Goyle. Goyle by now was trying to cover up himself, although it wasn't working.
"I dreamed this entire thing, last night!" He finally got out.
"Malfoy, take him to Madam Pomfrey! I'll go and find Professor Trelawney.
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Snape walked swiftly all the way up to the North Tower. Maybe he should have talked to the Headmaster first but Sybill Trelawney was the only person who could have an answer to why all of a sudden students dreams, or nightmares were coming true. Sybill obviously had foreseen that he was coming since the stairs were already down.
He walked slowly up the stairs.
"Oh, Remus! You're making me all crazy!" Snape turned quickly around when he heard Sybill speak these words. Not only students were affected… it were teachers too! He so hoped that his dreams wouldn't come true…
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Malfoy and Goyle didn't even make a remark about why their Head of House needed to find Professor Trelawney!
"Up here, Goyle!" Malfoy said, leading Goyle up to the Hospital Wing.
The people that hadn't seen Goyle in the Great Hall certainly saw more of his ass then they had ever wanted to see. His dress crept up with every step, and he was having trouble keeping it straight. Not even a severing charm worked on the frills!
But when the reached the Hospital Wing they got the shock of their lives. It wasn't just Goyle that had been affected. Madam Pomfrey stood there in a skin tight leather suit that left her legs and arms bare. The only way that you could recognise her, was that she still had her nurse's cap on…
Malfoy found her extremely hot and Goyle apparently too, because his dress got lifted a bit, exposing more of his pink boxers.