Yeah! Squid and Willa kissed! And Squid likey likey! Lol, sorry, I just can't get over what I said last chapter. Thank you REVIEWERS!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS! I hope you like this chapter! FLUFF THE ZERO GUY'S HAIR! It's so FLUFFY and SPROINGY!

Disclaimer: I only own Willa. That is a shame that I cannot own these . . . uh . . . *counts* SEVEN hot guys from D-tent. They belong to Louis Sachar, the cool dude that also wrote Wayside School Stories!

Rating: PG13

Pairing: Willa/Squid

Feedback: Yes.

"Oh, Squid honey, kiss me! KISS ME!" Zigzag said, laughing hysterically. Squid gave his friend a small smile and scooted away from him.

"So you and Jewel are an item now, I hear." X-ray said. Willa blushed and toyed with her oatmeal. He laughed a little. "It's about time, too. You guys and your endless flirting."

"Flirting?" Squid said, looking up.

"Pssh, yeah! It was like you guys were attached to each other! We were about to call y'all Squidilla!" X-ray said. Armpit and Magnet snorted into their oatmeal. Zigzag broke into hysteric giggles and some boys from other tents glanced at him uncertainly.

"Aw, whatever, man." Squid said, putting an arm around Willa. She smiled and kissed him on the cheek.

"Awww!" The others said in unison.

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"Hey, we gotta new kid coming in!" Magnet said, squinting at a dirty yellow bus that was pulling up in front of the camp. He and Willa were the last ones digging. Willa finished up her hole and then climbed out of it.

"Hurry up, la Chica pequeña!" (Little girl) She teased, racing him back to camp. She cleaned up and then went to join the others at the Wreck Room.

"Hey, dudes!" She exclaimed, about to slide into a seat, but someone came up behind her and put their arms around her waist. She tensed, but when she turned and saw who it was, she smiled.

"Hey, we got a new boy in our tent." Squid said. "We gotta go 'present ourselves in a polite fashion,' as Mom puts it."

"'Kay." Armpit said. Armpit, Magnet, Zigzag, Squid, and Willa made their way over to D-tent, where Mr. Pendanski was showing the new boy his cot. X- ray was already there, and Zero was lying on his cot.

"Oh good, you're all here! This is Stanley Yelnats, the new boy!" Mr. Pendanski said.

"Stanley Say-Whaaat?" Willa said. Everyone but Stanley and Mr. Pendanski laughed.

"It's his name, Wildafred, don't make fun of him." Mr. Pendanski said. Willa froze and her mouth dropped open. All the boys kept a straight face for about two seconds, and then cracked up.

"Well . . . It's the name on her records, so that's what I'm calling her." Mr. Pendanski said.

"Oh, NO YOUR NOT! Please call me Willa or Jewel! Anything but that HIDEOUS name that was BESTOWED UPON ME BY MY PARENTS!" Willa begged.

"No can do, Wildafred." Mr. Pendanski said, causing the boys to laugh harder. Willa sighed and sat by Squid on his cot, then leaned on his shoulder. "Stanley, let me introduce you to the others. There's Wildafred, Alan, Rex, Theodore, Ricky, and Jose. And that's Zero over there."

"We go by other names around here." X-ray said to Stanley. "I'm X-ray, and that's Squid, Jewel, Armpit, Zigzag, and Magnet." He pointed them out. Mr. Pendanski then made to say that he called them the names that society would know them by.

"Well society can kiss my ass!" Willa said loudly. The boys snickered. Mr. Pendanski gasped.

"Wildafred! Please refrain from using that language!" He said.

"What? English is my first language! Do you want me to start talking French or Spanish? I'll do it!" Willa said. The boys laughed. "¡Usted tiene una nariz grande! (You have a large nose) Vous êtes plus court que ma mère! (You're shorter than my mom!)" The boys laughed harder. Mr. Pendanski pretended to not be annoyed.

"Okay, Wilda. See you all at supper!" Mr. Pendanski said, heading out of the tent. Willa showed her middle finger to Mr. Pendanski's retreating back.

"So . . . that was nice . . . " X-ray said, looking at Willa wide-eyed. She smiled innocently.

"Is it me, or are you especially rebellious today, Wildafred?" Squid said, grinning. Willa gasped, pretending to be mortally offended. She pushed him flat on his back on the cot and sat on his legs so he couldn't get away. She then started ruffling his hair and tickling him unmercifully. After seeing Willa straddle Squid's legs, Zigzag covered his eyes.

"I'm not mature enough to see this!" He said.

"Man, you didn't need to tell us! We already knew that!" X-ray said, making everyone laugh. Willa continued to torture Squid.

"Submit!" Willa ordered, tickling him.

"S-s-s-stop please!" Squid laughed.

"Submit!" Willa said, tickling him harder.

"OKAY! Your name is Willa, not Wildafred! I've got it! I've got it!" Squid said, unable to stand it anymore.

"That's right, honey." Willa said. She kissed him on the lips before getting off of him. She noticed Stanley was looking somewhat awed.

"Well . . . that was . . . interesting." He said. Willa laughed. Zigzag still had his hands over his eyes.

"Is it safe yet?" He asked.

"No." Willa said, smiling. Everyone tried not to laugh.

"Oh." Zigzag said. X-ray smiled and then motioned for everyone to quietly leave the tent. Willa was the last to leave.

"Is it still safe yet?" Zigzag said.

"Nope!" Willa said, slipping out of the tent and leaving Zigzag standing there with his hands over his eyes.

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