*Cowers in front of angry mob who is throwing food and yelling at her*
Okay, okay, I'm updating! Don't hurt me! Eep! I would've updated a few days
sooner, but I had this big ole report that was due, and I had to
practically check out all the books in the library. So . . . reviewers have
given me suggestions for the story (which are pretty good I must say), and
I'm trying my best to see if I can fit those in! So . . . I'm fitting them
in! Dude, I had a weird/lovely dream that I was on the beach with Shia and
I was rubbing his chest *SCREAM!* and then my alarm clock went off, and
when I woke up, I was rubbing my pillow. Yeah . . . God, he's hot without a
shirt. Anyways, there's something new in this chapter! It was a suggested
idea from a reader! YAY! And I like cheese because it's yellow! Zero has a
high-pitched singing voice and FLUFFY HAIR! Shae *hearts* Fluffy hair!
Random fact: Khleo stood on a stool in the "Dig It" video! Don't worry,
Khleo, we love you! *pats Khleo on the head while looking down about two
feet*
Disclaimer: Same as before
Rating: Same as before. During this chapter, there are mentions of . . . mature rituals between males and females . . . Um . . . yeah.
D-tent sat at a table in the Mess Hall, eating breakfast (if you could call it that). Willa sloshed her soggy oatmeal around her bowl, looking at it with disgust. Squid smiled and put his arm around her. She smiled and leaned against him. He then leaned over and kissed her on the lips.
"Dang. You guys ARE Squidilla!" X-ray said, laughing at them. Willa blushed and hid her face in Squid's shoulder.
"And Willa IS shy!" Zigzag said, ruffling her hair. She lifted her head and began smoothing out her messy hair while glaring at Zig. The boys laughed.
"So when are you planning y'alls wedding?" Magnet said. Squid, who had been taking a swig of orange juice, sprayed it out after that comment. Everyone at the table exploded in laughter, including Willa who had been half drenched in juice. Squid turned the color of maroon and actually hid under the table.
"Well . . . that was interesting." Willa said, wiping some juice from her arm. Squid laughed and hit her leg from under the table. She in turn kicked him lightly. "Get out from under there, Squid . . . I think I've just found out why you were named that!"
"Squid? That wasn't no squid, that was a damn WHALE!" Armpit exclaimed, mimicking Squid and pretending to spit out orange juice. The boys laughed louder.
"Y'all are mean!" Squid said from under the table.
"Aww! Poor baby!" Willa said, joining him under the table and hugging him.
"Quit that horseplay and get out here if yer done stuffin' yer face!" Mr. Sir said from the doorway of the Mess Hall. He was looking straight at Willa and Squid, an unpleasant look on his face. D-tent got up and started to head out side. Mr. Sir stopped Willa and Squid and told the others to go ahead.
"Are you sure nothin' wacky happened in that tent before it collapsed?" Mr. Sir barked, looking at them suspiciously. Squid looked uncertainly at Willa and saw that she was trying very hard not to laugh. He turned to Mr. Sir who was now glaring at him. Willa nudged him ever so slightly.
"W-what do you mean by wacky, Mr. Sir?" Squid asked, mock innocently. Mr. Sir actually growled.
"You know . . . WACKY! The . . . mature ritual that happens between males and females, preferably at nighttime!" At those words, Willa had started to laugh, but then turned it into a severe sounding cough. Squid was now trying to keep a straight face.
"Oh. No, sir . . . we haven't done anything like that!" Squid said. Mr. Sir stuffed a handful of sunflower seeds into his mouth and then spit the shells out.
"Alright, but if that girl turns out pregnant, it's THE BOOT outta here for both o' ya!" Mr. Sir said. He dismissed them and they went to catch up with the rest of the tent. X-ray stopped digging for a bit to question them.
"What'd he say?" X-ray asked. Willa burst into laughter just then.
"I don't know if you'd wanna know." She said.
"Try me." X-ray said. He looked at Squid.
"Ok . . . Well, Mr. Sir thinks we . . . " Squid said, hesitating to find a clean way to say it.
"He thinks we got it on in the tent and it collapsed!" Willa finished. X- ray blinked.
"Okay . . . Pretend I never asked." He said, wiping the dirt off his glasses. Squid smiled with embarrassment. Magnet had heard what had been said and whispered to Willa as she started her hole.
"Yo, Jewel. Don't have any little Squids anytime soon . . . we can barely stand the real one!" Magnet said. He winked jokingly.
"Don't worry, we use protection!" Willa said, causing Magnet and any others who overheard to roar in laughter.
~*~
YAY! I updated! And the last part was disturbing! Man, during American Idol, I was crying! I was happy, but I was sad, but yet I was happy, but then . . . I WAS CONFUSING MYSELF!! And my little sis who is like 9 was all cursing at the television. She was with Clay all the way, and I am torn in between the two. I'm happy/sad! *Laughsob! Laughsob!* Oh . . . and my friend Rina says that Clay is gay after that little cute laugh he did (hahahahaHEEE!). Don't worry. I tackled her and made her say "Submit!"
Oh, and BTW, I have a big end-of-the-year choir solo at our year-end concert at my school. It's during school in front of the middle AND high school. I hope I don't faint in the middle of it all, lol. It's like next week! PRAY FOR ME!!
~Shae~
Disclaimer: Same as before
Rating: Same as before. During this chapter, there are mentions of . . . mature rituals between males and females . . . Um . . . yeah.
D-tent sat at a table in the Mess Hall, eating breakfast (if you could call it that). Willa sloshed her soggy oatmeal around her bowl, looking at it with disgust. Squid smiled and put his arm around her. She smiled and leaned against him. He then leaned over and kissed her on the lips.
"Dang. You guys ARE Squidilla!" X-ray said, laughing at them. Willa blushed and hid her face in Squid's shoulder.
"And Willa IS shy!" Zigzag said, ruffling her hair. She lifted her head and began smoothing out her messy hair while glaring at Zig. The boys laughed.
"So when are you planning y'alls wedding?" Magnet said. Squid, who had been taking a swig of orange juice, sprayed it out after that comment. Everyone at the table exploded in laughter, including Willa who had been half drenched in juice. Squid turned the color of maroon and actually hid under the table.
"Well . . . that was interesting." Willa said, wiping some juice from her arm. Squid laughed and hit her leg from under the table. She in turn kicked him lightly. "Get out from under there, Squid . . . I think I've just found out why you were named that!"
"Squid? That wasn't no squid, that was a damn WHALE!" Armpit exclaimed, mimicking Squid and pretending to spit out orange juice. The boys laughed louder.
"Y'all are mean!" Squid said from under the table.
"Aww! Poor baby!" Willa said, joining him under the table and hugging him.
"Quit that horseplay and get out here if yer done stuffin' yer face!" Mr. Sir said from the doorway of the Mess Hall. He was looking straight at Willa and Squid, an unpleasant look on his face. D-tent got up and started to head out side. Mr. Sir stopped Willa and Squid and told the others to go ahead.
"Are you sure nothin' wacky happened in that tent before it collapsed?" Mr. Sir barked, looking at them suspiciously. Squid looked uncertainly at Willa and saw that she was trying very hard not to laugh. He turned to Mr. Sir who was now glaring at him. Willa nudged him ever so slightly.
"W-what do you mean by wacky, Mr. Sir?" Squid asked, mock innocently. Mr. Sir actually growled.
"You know . . . WACKY! The . . . mature ritual that happens between males and females, preferably at nighttime!" At those words, Willa had started to laugh, but then turned it into a severe sounding cough. Squid was now trying to keep a straight face.
"Oh. No, sir . . . we haven't done anything like that!" Squid said. Mr. Sir stuffed a handful of sunflower seeds into his mouth and then spit the shells out.
"Alright, but if that girl turns out pregnant, it's THE BOOT outta here for both o' ya!" Mr. Sir said. He dismissed them and they went to catch up with the rest of the tent. X-ray stopped digging for a bit to question them.
"What'd he say?" X-ray asked. Willa burst into laughter just then.
"I don't know if you'd wanna know." She said.
"Try me." X-ray said. He looked at Squid.
"Ok . . . Well, Mr. Sir thinks we . . . " Squid said, hesitating to find a clean way to say it.
"He thinks we got it on in the tent and it collapsed!" Willa finished. X- ray blinked.
"Okay . . . Pretend I never asked." He said, wiping the dirt off his glasses. Squid smiled with embarrassment. Magnet had heard what had been said and whispered to Willa as she started her hole.
"Yo, Jewel. Don't have any little Squids anytime soon . . . we can barely stand the real one!" Magnet said. He winked jokingly.
"Don't worry, we use protection!" Willa said, causing Magnet and any others who overheard to roar in laughter.
~*~
YAY! I updated! And the last part was disturbing! Man, during American Idol, I was crying! I was happy, but I was sad, but yet I was happy, but then . . . I WAS CONFUSING MYSELF!! And my little sis who is like 9 was all cursing at the television. She was with Clay all the way, and I am torn in between the two. I'm happy/sad! *Laughsob! Laughsob!* Oh . . . and my friend Rina says that Clay is gay after that little cute laugh he did (hahahahaHEEE!). Don't worry. I tackled her and made her say "Submit!"
Oh, and BTW, I have a big end-of-the-year choir solo at our year-end concert at my school. It's during school in front of the middle AND high school. I hope I don't faint in the middle of it all, lol. It's like next week! PRAY FOR ME!!
~Shae~