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Super Villain Marvel Hero

Chapter 1

It was another day for the Hinata tenants. But this time it wasn't anything fighting. It was about going to the movies. The movie they saw was Spider-Man 2. After the finishing of the film, all the people walked out back to their place Hinata-Sou. But there was one who was really happy. This person was called Keitaro Urashima. You see he was a fan of superheroes. He liked Spider-Man a lot consider it was realistic how Peter Parker got his powers. The web slinging and his spidery senses were cool. It wasn't only superheroes he liked but also super-villains as well. Both of them were cool according to him. Since he was a kid, he always liked to be one of them. Unfortunately he was picked on by his peers when he was a kid since Keitaro liked being both hero and villain at the same time. People say he couldn't be both, only one. You see there were pros and cons being either one. There was no fun, if he was a good guy. They can't do any wreckage while saving people. But being a bad guy meant blowing stuff up with super cool gizmos which are fun but harming the bystanders isn't. There wasn't any real point harming the innocent since they didn't do anything. But again it was some sort of challenge for superheroes to think up in which nobody would care.

[Out of the movie theatre]

"That guy was hot," said Mitsune.

"You think almost most guys are hot anyways," said Naru.

"I love those stunts!" said Su.

"Those stunts are not really at all. They are fake," said Motoko.

"I wish I could those stunts," said Keitaro.

"Pah! With your clumsiness and perverseness, you don't even have a chance to do so," said Naru.

"If I only could get superpowers somehow," muttered Keitaro. He had the thought of saving the girls from some danger.

But unfortunately or better, Su heard what he said and thought.

Hum…If brother Keitaro gets superpowers than it'll be more fun to play with him! Yeah… thought Su.

Su's mind started to do some cooking of ideas.

[Next day (day 1)]

"Hey Keitaro! I have a present for you!" yelled Su at the breakfast table.

"So that in the box with the big hole inside?" asked Keitaro.

"Put your hand inside and you'll find out!" smiled Su.

So Keitaro dumbly did what Su told him to do.

"Ah!!!" he screamed. Well also all the residents too except Su.

Out of the box was a large spider that leapt out and bit his hand. Fortunately, it died a few moments later after falling off the hand. Unfortunately or not for Keitaro, he got blasted away by Motoko and knocked unconsciously after colliding a wall.

"Damn that was one big spider," said Motoko breathing hard. Everyone was too except Shinobu who hyperventilated.

"Better bring the medkit," said Mitsune.

"In my room, put him in there Naru please!" cried Su.

"Fine. The jerk always causing trouble. I'm doing only because you asked nicely not because of the jerk," said Naru who dragged Keitaro into Su's bed.

[Su's room]

A few hours and a trip to Su's clinic later...

Keitaro woke up and looked down at his hand. Even with the medicated creams that Su had given him, it was still about three times its proper size. However, he saw a masked figure. Seeing masked figure ripped off said mask, revealing a happily grinning Su Kaolla, he had to ask:

"What happened?"

"You have the superpowers of Spider-Man!" grinned Su.

"What?"

"Well I heard ya yesterday that you wanted superpower somewhat like Spider-Man so I kinda did how that Spider-Man dude got his powers."

"Ok…did it work?"

"Should do! After all, the movie did show it. Come on you know you want it don't you?"

This made him to think very hard. It was true that he wanted be a hero but using the combine powers of the villains. But again it shouldn't be too bad since he sure could use the spidery senses to avoid any clumsily fall on the girls. Plus now if he had superpowers, he could go and whoop all the people that did harm to him in the past. So there was only one conclusion.

"W00T!! Now to give my spider powers a test!"

He leapt up onto the wall and stuck. Su clapped her hands in delight and he exclaimed:

"Yes! Now I'll be able to climb buildings!"

"Hold on! Even though radiation worked, you're still unstable. So you doing to have to use these stuff here which will shoot webbing since your hand is pretty much sore."

Su gives some devices in which Keitaro straps onto his arms.

"Meanwhile do the web sling on the forest for now. That way you won't fall onto the pavement." Said Su.

"Wow you sure thought out of everything."

"Of course! I do anything for my brother Keitaro" said Su happily.

"Brother? Since when I was your brother?"

"Doesn't matter! Now go and have fun practicing your swings"

[Hinata-Sou forest]

In the forest that was when a certain direction impaired individual stumbled into the Hinata-Sou's backyard. Her eyes brightened as she saw her hated rival who was walking. Sarah leapt at Keitaro for his head.

"At last, I've found you dork! Prepare to oof!"

With a single punch, the American Girl went flying off into the sunset; perhaps back to where she came from.

Keitaro hardly even noticed. His Spider Sense had augmented his Sixth sense to the point that he had reacted to Sarah's assault without even noticing it. Nor did he notice that he had never managed to defeat Sarah with one blow before. He was too intent upon his next plan. He needed strength. There was no way he could lift any heavy rocks or so with some puny spider power. Then he realized out loud:

"OK, I can stick to walls, so radiation worked. Now what I need is MORE radiation!" Keitaro's hand began to throb again, and he felt dizzy.

"Hum…maybe after a nice nap on the sofa."

He slumped to the ground, completely unconscious.

End chapter 1

Author notes:

I know in the original Spider-Man Parker used some kind of cartridge to shoot but I forgot what it was call, anybody knows? Don't know really much except the movie and the comic strip I read like 5 years ago. I have only a couple of these strips from old funnies.

What superpowers do you want Keitaro to have next? One more thing could you kinda give a quote that the superhero or villain would say?