Hello everyone! I just wanted to let everyone know that I'll be on vacation
somewhere until the 28th or so, so obviously I won't be able to post
stories until that date . . . obviously. (I'm being real obvious, huh?)
I want to thank everyone that reviewed to this story! I can't name you right now cuz ff.net isn't allowing me to read my reviews!
OMG, Shia was on TRL, and HE SHOWED HIS UNDIES! HE SHOWED HIS SEXY UNDIES! He was really showing his tummy, but his SEXY UNDIES were showing too. Lol, he was like "I don't have a six pack or anything, but I got a pack of corn nuts." And then he showed his tummy. SHIA WEARS TOMMY HILFIGER UNDIES! Must keep that in mind . . .
Au Revoir! I have to go now! But while I'm feasting on roast pig, I will think of YOU! *points*
Hey! I'm not THAT mean to leave you so long w/o a chappie! So here's a somewhat short one! (Thought I would leave ya hangin' there, huh?)
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Tawnia got in line behind X-ray in the Mess Hall and watched as a glob of something green and chunky looking was plopped onto her tray. She blinked and then moved on. When she got to the table, she sat next to Armpit and soon fully regretted it. She covered her nose and turned away from Armpit, and then smiled and waved at Caveman to have an excuse for turning away from Armpit. Willa saw this and tried to not laugh. After they were done with dinner, they went back to the Wreck Room to lounge around.
"I'm bored, man." Magnet said. The others made sounds of agreement.
"I smuggled a card game in here." Tawnia said, taking a stack of cards from her pocket and showing them to everyone.
"Cool. What game is it?" Magnet said, taking a card and examining it.
"I made it myself. It's called Insults and it's cheap but hilarious." Tawnia said. D-tent leaned forward in their seats, interested as Tawnia explained the rules of the game. "Okay, the color of the cards determines the order of how the cards go. You pick four cards out of the four stacks and then put them in a row. It goes red, green, yellow, and then blue. After you got that all done, you pick someone and then read off your cards. Got it?"
"Yeah," X-ray said. "Let's play." Tawnia went first to show them how it went.
"X-ray is a pathetic punk who loves to hug Bill Cosby." Tawnia said. Everyone laughed, including X-ray.
"Alright, alright, I'll get you back!" X-ray said, picking out his cards. "Tawnia is a stupid goddess that likes to suck lizards." X-ray laughed all the while saying this.
"Me next!" Willa said. She picked up her cards and started laughing. "OHMYGOSH! Okay . . . Squiddy . . . you're a drunken hunk who likes to wallop octopi." Everyone howled in laughter at this.
"That's for sho'!" Armpit said, laughing. Squid turned the color of a tomato.
"Aw, you think you're bad, Wildafr-" Before Squid could get the last syllable out of his mouth, Willa tackled him into the sofa.
"You better not say it, you drunken octopi-walloping hunk!" Willa said. Squid laughed.
"Okay, okay, it's WILLA! Now, my turn." Squid said, giving Willa a mischievous look as he picked up his cards. He burst out laughing. "Willa's a notorious sex goddess who loves to devour horses!!" Squid continued to laugh hysterically as everyone gave him weird looks. Eventually, Zigzag started laughing just for the heck of it. Tawnia smiled at Zigzag.
"Um . . . Squid, honey? It wasn't that funny." Willa said. Squid looked at Willa and then continued laughing.
"YES IT WAS!" He howled, laughing. Zigzag howled too. X-ray raised an eyebrow.
"Chill, y'all. It ain't that funny." He said. Meanwhile, Tawnia put up all the cards and slipped them back into her pocket.
"I think we had enough of Insults for one day. What else is there around here?" Tawnia looked around the Wreck Room and spotted the boom box that stood upon a small table. "MUSIC!" she yelled, running to it. She turned it on and the only sound that came out of it was static.
"Yo, that piece of junk doesn't work." X-ray said, watching Tawnia fiddling with the radio. She was messed with something in the back of the radio for a minute, then put up the antennae and switched it on.
*Yo, yo, yo! You're listening to 98.5 the BEAT! That was 50 cent wit In Da Cluuub! Now I'm gonna hook you up wit Toya "I do" Only on 98.5 THE BEAT!*
"Hey! Tawnia fixed the radio! Whoa, chica!" Magnet exclaimed, bobbing his head to the music.
"Yeah, well my radio breaks down all the time. No biggie." Tawnia said, dancing. All the boys raised their eyebrows at her movements. X-ray cleared his throat and shifted in his seat. Zero stared at Tawnia absorbedly. Willa looked at Squid and whapped him in the arm when she saw that he was staring too.
"What? She can dance!" Squid said. Willa frowned and Squid grinned. "I'm sorry, honey."
"Shush." Willa said, turning red. Squid laughed. Meanwhile X-ray and Armpit had gotten up from their seats and started dancing. Tawnia smiled at both of them. Magnet got up and went over to Tawnia.
"Wanna dance with me?" He asked. Tawnia looked him over.
"Depends. Can you dance?" Tawnia said. Magnet smiled.
"Of course I can dance! Who's ever heard of someone who can't dance! That's like asking if . . . uh . . . " (A/N: LOL! SO Ollie! Lol sorry)
"That's like sayin' an elephant can't roar!" Armpit said. Magnet raised an eyebrow and Tawnia laughed.
"Um . . . Armpit, hate to break it to you, but . . . elephants don't roar." Magnet said.
"Yeah they do! That noise they make with their trunks! That mess is scary!" Armpit said, lifting his arms to attempt to do the cabbage patch dance. Everyone ducked to the ground.
"ARMPIT!!"
"What?" He said, looking around. Zigzag and Caveman held their noses as they rushed over to Armpit and threw down his arms.
"Keep 'em down, Pit. Just keep 'em down." Zig said to Armpit. Tawnia jumped up and ran outside.
"AIR! OH MY GOSH, I CAN'T BREATHE!!" She yelled. A few boys laughed. X-ray got up from the ground.
"You know what? I think I need some air, too." X-ray said, walking out. (A/N: Hmmm.) Mr. Pendanski walked into the Wreck Room and moment later and covered his nose.
"GEEZ! It smells like stink from a warthog has been rotting on eggs for three weeks!" Mr. Pendanski said.
"Yeah, that's because you walked in!" A boy from E tent said.
"Jerry! Watch your mouth!" Pendanski snapped.
~*~*~*~*~
MWAHAA!!! Hmm, I wonder where X went? *cackles* That's it for now til I get back! OOH! And could u pretty pretty please visit my Holes group (it's on my profile) and check it out? Tell me what you think, too! COOLIES! Well, bye!
**Keep in mind that tomorrow I will be in the sky. Um . . . yeah. I just scared myself. *cowers**
~Shae~
I want to thank everyone that reviewed to this story! I can't name you right now cuz ff.net isn't allowing me to read my reviews!
OMG, Shia was on TRL, and HE SHOWED HIS UNDIES! HE SHOWED HIS SEXY UNDIES! He was really showing his tummy, but his SEXY UNDIES were showing too. Lol, he was like "I don't have a six pack or anything, but I got a pack of corn nuts." And then he showed his tummy. SHIA WEARS TOMMY HILFIGER UNDIES! Must keep that in mind . . .
Au Revoir! I have to go now! But while I'm feasting on roast pig, I will think of YOU! *points*
Hey! I'm not THAT mean to leave you so long w/o a chappie! So here's a somewhat short one! (Thought I would leave ya hangin' there, huh?)
~*~
Tawnia got in line behind X-ray in the Mess Hall and watched as a glob of something green and chunky looking was plopped onto her tray. She blinked and then moved on. When she got to the table, she sat next to Armpit and soon fully regretted it. She covered her nose and turned away from Armpit, and then smiled and waved at Caveman to have an excuse for turning away from Armpit. Willa saw this and tried to not laugh. After they were done with dinner, they went back to the Wreck Room to lounge around.
"I'm bored, man." Magnet said. The others made sounds of agreement.
"I smuggled a card game in here." Tawnia said, taking a stack of cards from her pocket and showing them to everyone.
"Cool. What game is it?" Magnet said, taking a card and examining it.
"I made it myself. It's called Insults and it's cheap but hilarious." Tawnia said. D-tent leaned forward in their seats, interested as Tawnia explained the rules of the game. "Okay, the color of the cards determines the order of how the cards go. You pick four cards out of the four stacks and then put them in a row. It goes red, green, yellow, and then blue. After you got that all done, you pick someone and then read off your cards. Got it?"
"Yeah," X-ray said. "Let's play." Tawnia went first to show them how it went.
"X-ray is a pathetic punk who loves to hug Bill Cosby." Tawnia said. Everyone laughed, including X-ray.
"Alright, alright, I'll get you back!" X-ray said, picking out his cards. "Tawnia is a stupid goddess that likes to suck lizards." X-ray laughed all the while saying this.
"Me next!" Willa said. She picked up her cards and started laughing. "OHMYGOSH! Okay . . . Squiddy . . . you're a drunken hunk who likes to wallop octopi." Everyone howled in laughter at this.
"That's for sho'!" Armpit said, laughing. Squid turned the color of a tomato.
"Aw, you think you're bad, Wildafr-" Before Squid could get the last syllable out of his mouth, Willa tackled him into the sofa.
"You better not say it, you drunken octopi-walloping hunk!" Willa said. Squid laughed.
"Okay, okay, it's WILLA! Now, my turn." Squid said, giving Willa a mischievous look as he picked up his cards. He burst out laughing. "Willa's a notorious sex goddess who loves to devour horses!!" Squid continued to laugh hysterically as everyone gave him weird looks. Eventually, Zigzag started laughing just for the heck of it. Tawnia smiled at Zigzag.
"Um . . . Squid, honey? It wasn't that funny." Willa said. Squid looked at Willa and then continued laughing.
"YES IT WAS!" He howled, laughing. Zigzag howled too. X-ray raised an eyebrow.
"Chill, y'all. It ain't that funny." He said. Meanwhile, Tawnia put up all the cards and slipped them back into her pocket.
"I think we had enough of Insults for one day. What else is there around here?" Tawnia looked around the Wreck Room and spotted the boom box that stood upon a small table. "MUSIC!" she yelled, running to it. She turned it on and the only sound that came out of it was static.
"Yo, that piece of junk doesn't work." X-ray said, watching Tawnia fiddling with the radio. She was messed with something in the back of the radio for a minute, then put up the antennae and switched it on.
*Yo, yo, yo! You're listening to 98.5 the BEAT! That was 50 cent wit In Da Cluuub! Now I'm gonna hook you up wit Toya "I do" Only on 98.5 THE BEAT!*
"Hey! Tawnia fixed the radio! Whoa, chica!" Magnet exclaimed, bobbing his head to the music.
"Yeah, well my radio breaks down all the time. No biggie." Tawnia said, dancing. All the boys raised their eyebrows at her movements. X-ray cleared his throat and shifted in his seat. Zero stared at Tawnia absorbedly. Willa looked at Squid and whapped him in the arm when she saw that he was staring too.
"What? She can dance!" Squid said. Willa frowned and Squid grinned. "I'm sorry, honey."
"Shush." Willa said, turning red. Squid laughed. Meanwhile X-ray and Armpit had gotten up from their seats and started dancing. Tawnia smiled at both of them. Magnet got up and went over to Tawnia.
"Wanna dance with me?" He asked. Tawnia looked him over.
"Depends. Can you dance?" Tawnia said. Magnet smiled.
"Of course I can dance! Who's ever heard of someone who can't dance! That's like asking if . . . uh . . . " (A/N: LOL! SO Ollie! Lol sorry)
"That's like sayin' an elephant can't roar!" Armpit said. Magnet raised an eyebrow and Tawnia laughed.
"Um . . . Armpit, hate to break it to you, but . . . elephants don't roar." Magnet said.
"Yeah they do! That noise they make with their trunks! That mess is scary!" Armpit said, lifting his arms to attempt to do the cabbage patch dance. Everyone ducked to the ground.
"ARMPIT!!"
"What?" He said, looking around. Zigzag and Caveman held their noses as they rushed over to Armpit and threw down his arms.
"Keep 'em down, Pit. Just keep 'em down." Zig said to Armpit. Tawnia jumped up and ran outside.
"AIR! OH MY GOSH, I CAN'T BREATHE!!" She yelled. A few boys laughed. X-ray got up from the ground.
"You know what? I think I need some air, too." X-ray said, walking out. (A/N: Hmmm.) Mr. Pendanski walked into the Wreck Room and moment later and covered his nose.
"GEEZ! It smells like stink from a warthog has been rotting on eggs for three weeks!" Mr. Pendanski said.
"Yeah, that's because you walked in!" A boy from E tent said.
"Jerry! Watch your mouth!" Pendanski snapped.
~*~*~*~*~
MWAHAA!!! Hmm, I wonder where X went? *cackles* That's it for now til I get back! OOH! And could u pretty pretty please visit my Holes group (it's on my profile) and check it out? Tell me what you think, too! COOLIES! Well, bye!
**Keep in mind that tomorrow I will be in the sky. Um . . . yeah. I just scared myself. *cowers**
~Shae~