Radical Edward Goes to School
by LavenderBadger
Discloser:I dont own Cowboy Bebop or any of the charaters. Please dont sue me. The Badgers are attacking me o.O Save me Ed!
Prolouge
"Daughter what your name again?" Ed's father asked absentmindedly. " I seem to have forgotten" His eyes were focused on the computer screen, his hands moving in an almost mechanical rhythm.
Ed who had been romping on the floor with Ein sighed ,and waved her long arms about, swinging her hips as she spoke severly to her father."Many many many times Ed has to tell father that Ed's name is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth. We named our selfs and Ed and Ein are very hungry. Hungry Hungry Hungry Hungry We are Hungry"
Ein joined in the fun barking and jumping around Ed.
He appeared to only hear the last part and mumbled that there was dogfood on the kitchen table. Thst is if you could call it a kitchen much less a table. It teetered on three legs, Ed had accidentally kicked it loose through a window in one of her infamous dances. Ed helped herself to the dogfood giving Ein a fair share also. Ed sighed, she loved Ein and father very much but the no one needed her to hack any more and she was becoming very bored.
Nightime came to the small house, Ed and her father had come to Mars for his work. It was isolated from the nearest town hidden by towering sand dunes. Ed slept comnfortably with Ein snuggled at her elbow on the rickety springy couch. She was lulled to sleep by the clacking of the computer keys and she sang her offkey her goodnight song.
" Oh sleepy Ed its time for bed. You sleepy head.
Fall asleep on your face. Get up and win the race
Night nighty night nighty Good night goodnighty Alrighty Isnt that fine Dad and Ein"
singing the latter several times she resisted the urge to leap up and create a dance.
When she awoke Ein was nibbling her toes in an effort to wake her up, and she saw her father watching her. Pleased and confused she lept up sang her morning song "Ed is out of Bed. She slept on her head. Good Morning Ed. Good Good Morning Good Good Good Good Morning Its time to see the sun. And me Ein and dad can have some fun. Good Morning Dad and Ein Get up and see Ed's perfect family Perfect family"
Ed's father waited pateintly till she finished and said "Ed its time for you to got to school"
Ed's smile became fixed and uncertain. Stopping in middance step. "Ed doesnt want to go to school Ed stay with Ein and dad" she paused and apperead to be thinking "Will Ein come with Ed?"
He nodded slowly. Her grin became wider and she continued her dance " What School will Ed and Ein go to?"
"Xellenci Technology School for taltented Children" He replied proudly and uncertaintly at the same time.
Ed looked as though Christmas had come early "Other Kids like Ed,Ein and Computers!" she laughed and lept onto her unsuspecting father. "Ed is going to be Spike on first day she is Ed is"
Ed's father looked horrified "What do you mean?"
"Ed will dress and act like Spike then FayFay and then Jet she will, because Ed wants to have fun then Ed can be Ed when ed wants" she looked as if she was stating the secret to the universe, ein barked happily and Ed's father groaned loudly whilst Ed laughed even louder.
"When does Ed start school?" she asked deviously
by LavenderBadger
Discloser:I dont own Cowboy Bebop or any of the charaters. Please dont sue me. The Badgers are attacking me o.O Save me Ed!
Prolouge
"Daughter what your name again?" Ed's father asked absentmindedly. " I seem to have forgotten" His eyes were focused on the computer screen, his hands moving in an almost mechanical rhythm.
Ed who had been romping on the floor with Ein sighed ,and waved her long arms about, swinging her hips as she spoke severly to her father."Many many many times Ed has to tell father that Ed's name is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth. We named our selfs and Ed and Ein are very hungry. Hungry Hungry Hungry Hungry We are Hungry"
Ein joined in the fun barking and jumping around Ed.
He appeared to only hear the last part and mumbled that there was dogfood on the kitchen table. Thst is if you could call it a kitchen much less a table. It teetered on three legs, Ed had accidentally kicked it loose through a window in one of her infamous dances. Ed helped herself to the dogfood giving Ein a fair share also. Ed sighed, she loved Ein and father very much but the no one needed her to hack any more and she was becoming very bored.
Nightime came to the small house, Ed and her father had come to Mars for his work. It was isolated from the nearest town hidden by towering sand dunes. Ed slept comnfortably with Ein snuggled at her elbow on the rickety springy couch. She was lulled to sleep by the clacking of the computer keys and she sang her offkey her goodnight song.
" Oh sleepy Ed its time for bed. You sleepy head.
Fall asleep on your face. Get up and win the race
Night nighty night nighty Good night goodnighty Alrighty Isnt that fine Dad and Ein"
singing the latter several times she resisted the urge to leap up and create a dance.
When she awoke Ein was nibbling her toes in an effort to wake her up, and she saw her father watching her. Pleased and confused she lept up sang her morning song "Ed is out of Bed. She slept on her head. Good Morning Ed. Good Good Morning Good Good Good Good Morning Its time to see the sun. And me Ein and dad can have some fun. Good Morning Dad and Ein Get up and see Ed's perfect family Perfect family"
Ed's father waited pateintly till she finished and said "Ed its time for you to got to school"
Ed's smile became fixed and uncertain. Stopping in middance step. "Ed doesnt want to go to school Ed stay with Ein and dad" she paused and apperead to be thinking "Will Ein come with Ed?"
He nodded slowly. Her grin became wider and she continued her dance " What School will Ed and Ein go to?"
"Xellenci Technology School for taltented Children" He replied proudly and uncertaintly at the same time.
Ed looked as though Christmas had come early "Other Kids like Ed,Ein and Computers!" she laughed and lept onto her unsuspecting father. "Ed is going to be Spike on first day she is Ed is"
Ed's father looked horrified "What do you mean?"
"Ed will dress and act like Spike then FayFay and then Jet she will, because Ed wants to have fun then Ed can be Ed when ed wants" she looked as if she was stating the secret to the universe, ein barked happily and Ed's father groaned loudly whilst Ed laughed even louder.
"When does Ed start school?" she asked deviously