Experiments, Answers, And misinterpreted

Desires

The rain patted on the ceiling as Alex awoke. The soft yet glorified rumble of thunder was heard in the background. Yet the haze of a un-morning person could not hinder the maddening sharp pains that seized her side at the ungodly hour of 10:00 am. Soon a twitch was seen in the neck of the sleeper who tried her hardest to stay asleep. Pleas left her mouth in a vain attempt to coax the morning away.

"Please go away, just twelve more hours, please… I'll play with your damn flowers later…" finally Alex turned over to find the origin of her awakening. There Skuld stood, all high and dignified, with her finger poised over the spot she had been poking for god knows how long. Alex glared at her hard enough to make the Gundam model behind her on his dresser melt into oblivion.

"Bell says it's time to wake up, breakfast will be done soon." Skuld said and hopped away. Alex shook his head. He was in a Multi-colored room full of pictures, wall scrolls, models, and box sets. This was her… or his new room. It had been two days since she had to give that wish to Asuka and the rooming was complete. Alex had moved in with Tsutoku or Tsu-san as he called her now. He had been hesitant to board with a real girl seeing as he was only… half. Yet things worked out. He was able to fit his posters, models, and other miscellaneous into her room without much fuss. So the room went from thousands of anime guy pictures to a more co-ed tough guy cute fest with a bikini Mecha core. Although something told him that tsu-san was catching on to his semi-girl entrapment, or she thought that he was lesbian… hopefully not.

This led to now. Alex stretched as she wondered why Bell was making breakfast so late. Images flashed into her head that she almost had a hard time believing and an even harder time figuring out whether Keiichi was up to such a thing… she'd rather not find out. With a sigh she got out of her futon and folded it up. Soon her long sleep-ins would come to a stop, as she would have to attend collage again. Thankfully she had another twenty-two hours until she had to.

She dressed in black tank top and jeans and headed towards the kitchen. Lovely smells of Bell's cooking drifted into her nose. As she walked into the kitchen she was surprised to see Keiichi cooking. The food he was making didn't seem to be inedible… yet her subconscious screamed for her to run and hide.

"Bell's sick, so I thought it would be helpful to make breakfast… I'm not that bad a cook." He answered her questioning gaze at his… meal.

"Didn't say you were… yet." It was then that Urd walked in. she seemed her normal buzzed self until she laid eyes on Alex.

"Come." She commanded and grabbed Alex arm and dragged her out of the room. She didn't answer Alex's glare as she led him to her room.

"Alright, what do you want?" he said as he sat on her bed. Urd walked into her closet and produced a bottle of sake.

"Look, if you want a drinking buddy than you could've asked. Besides I really don't drink." Alex said as she started to leave the room. She was stopped by Urd who stood in the doorway.

"That's not what Skuld's analysis said, so here drink up." She said pushing the bottle in his face. He backed up confused.

"What analysis?" he said as he gently took the bottle from Urd's grasp. He looked at it skeptically but did not proceed to drink.

"Well you'll have to drink to find out." She said seductively as he watched her lay on her bed, a feral grin sending shudders down his spine.

"Fine, but no funny stuff." He said eyeing Urd as she started to crawl around her bed like a cat, mewing every now and then. Seeing as he wouldn't get any further without drinking the contents of the bottle in his had he decided on the only option.

With a huge chug the bottle was gone. A glazed look crossed over his face as his non-tolerant body was overloaded with strong alcohol. The bottle fell to the floor with a clank, suddenly everything seemed to reverse. Alex went form piss-drunk to merely slightly buzzed.

"Can't have you too drunk for this." Urd said as she lowered her hand that had a green glow that was slowly dissipating.

"It's a good thing I finally was able to master that spell. I never would've thought that you would down the whole bottle." She said as she got off the bed and walked over to Alex. She starred in awe at what had just happened, it seemed that something could faze the un-intimidate-able Urd. She walked over to Alex with wide eyes.

Alex felt tingles race up and down his body. Something seemed wrong yet wholly right, if that was possible.

"What?" he asked Urd's startled gaze. There it was again, the deeper voice, it had to be the alcohol.

"You have a cutely firm body." She said as she poked his chest through his tank top. He didn't get it. She was poking his body… what? Did she like his breasts or something?

"Ya know, you're kinda thick headed sometimes." She said pulling his head down to stare at his body… his body… oh, did I say his body? Yes, as many have probably guessed by now, alcohol is to Alex as… say… hot water is to Ranma. For those of you who hadn't guessed that by now, there's a nine in the back, do us all a favor.

Anyway, timed seemed to stop as he starred at his fully guy body. Then as time started again a feeling of great joy seemed to grasp the young man.

"YEAH!" he screamed and jumped up in joy. Unfortunately the door overhang seemed to be in the way.

"Idiot." Urd said as she starred at the unconscious body on the ground.

"Oww…" Alex said as she found herself in Urd's bed again.

"I see, hmm." She said as she looked at him as he got up.

"See what?" he asked skeptically.

"Well… it seems that when your body finally gets the alcohol out of you system you turn back into a girl." Yet again the pistol comes into play

"Damn." He said as he looked down at his feminine body. Yet now it didn't seem so bad, he had at least a temporary escape.

"Well leave." Urd said as started to get back to her usual Urd stuff… whatever that is…

"See ya later Urd, thanks a lot." He said as he walked out the door. He looked back just in time to see Urd open a bottle of sake. He shook his head and closed the door. Sighing he wondered what to do now… he would probably be at class learning something if he was still in collage and a male, or he would be avoiding flower girl's whip as she chased him down for spiking her food or something like that. She was amazed at how easy it was to spike Peorth's chocolate after he had finally learned that weak love spell. Then she would find this god named… what was his name… doesn't matter, anyway she would find this god and put him in the room with her as she woke up. To say that this guy was not what you wanted in a guy was an understatement, that's all I'll say… let you imagination do the work.

Anyway, Peorth would get all giddy and move to kiss him, then the effects would wear off and she would be left standing there looking at this thing… he couldn't even call in a guy anymore. So she would obviously get mad at him and that led to the whips, chases, chaos, and overall destruction of heaven. He would be surprised if not at least a group of people were relieved that he had left.

She snapped out of her happy thoughts by the grumble in her stomach, she blushed then quickly shook her head. Why he was blushing over such a thing was beyond him, as a guy he had easily had farting contest and the such with his roommate… and now he was alone, what's a little bit of noise coming from a hungry person?

He shrugged and started down the hallway skipping…

He stopped dead and straightened himself, and then he started walking down the hallway. He had to keep a better eye on his actions, it seemed he was beginning to like being a girl… he shuddered.

Keiichi's food was rather good, save for some random over seasoned spots. He noticed Keiichi constantly walking in and out of his room with random items such as food, magazines, medicine, and sometimes things she didn't recognize. She shrugged off as she remembered that Belldandy was sick.

After awhile things got dreadfully boring. Something caught his eye. It was round, gray and hopefully filled. With a dash she made her way into her room caring a bottle of sake.

She examined it carefully and smiled, it was full. Her smile turned into a frown as she remembered that she didn't drink… hmm… maybe a little would be sufficient enough to turn him back into a guy. With a quick tug the bottle top was off.

She brought the bottle carefully up to her lips and took a small sip. The taste was something she could get used to, so was the tingling feeling that moved throughout his body. He smiled at himself as he looked down to find a male body there. He was still wearing the tank top and baggy jeans so it wasn't like he had to change clothes. Then an idea came to him. With a dash he was out of the room and in the bathroom.

Sounds of sighing, then the zip of pants was heard. The half male of the Morisato "family" walked out of the bathroom with a contempt smile on his face while drying his hands.

"Mmmm… peeing standing up never felt so good…"

Tsutoku sighed as she walked home. The day had been highly stressful with test in all but one class and that class had assigned an eighty-page essay over human nature… great.

The temple came into view and a happy smile crossed her face. Nothing could cheer her up like the prospect of being at home with family that actually cares for you.

She shook the thoughts of her stepfather out of her head and headed into the gate.

What she found was quite surprising; in fact it was down right scary. A male that reminded her too much of a certain female roommate was currently standing in the living room dancing… it was amazing what you could see through the windows that the "human robot" had neglected to notice. She shook her head at the strange sight then headed in.

She was met by the song "harder, faster, better, stronger" on a moderate level… at least he had good taste. With a disdainful smile she moved into the room he was currently dancing in. his dancing hadn't gotten any better and she was starting to feel a small sweat drop form into a much larger one as he didn't seem to notice her.

"Hello." She said finally snapping him out of his break dancing that he had tried, tried, to attempt. He stopped spinning on his back and looked at her, a sheepish grin on his face.

"H-hi" he blushed then stood up in a blur. He looked around in a nervous gesture then made eye contact.

He has beautiful eyes. She thought and started into them for a couple minutes.

"My names Calvin." He said for the seventh time as his blush continued to spread across his face.

"Huh? Oh, my name is Tsutoku." she said as a blush crossed her cheeks. How long have I been starring at him? What am I doing? He's probably some sort of stalker… that breaks dances… highly unlikely.

"Not long." His eyes widened in surprise for reading her thoughts, he had forgotten that he was a goddess… or god… or whatever.

"Did I say that out load?" she said as her face became crimson with blush.

"Uh… yeah!" he lied as he looked at his hands with artificial interest.

"Have I seen you before?" she said and his eyes widened.

"No… Igottago" he said quickly and headed out the door. Tsutoku shrugged and headed to her room to start her essay.

"Strange guy."

Calvin found himself at a local bar. It was pretty nice, probably one of Urd's regulars. Light saxophone music played in the background and the room was dimly brightened small candles strategically placed throughout the room. It seemed that the owner was trying to save as much money as possible in the electricity part. It was lightly populated which was natural for a workday around three. He sat down and ordered a glass of water. The bartender looked at him strangely but proceeded to get one. He came back with a smile and a glass that was everything but a glass of water.

"I didn't order this." He said as he pushed the alcoholic beverage away.

"She said you need this," He said pointing to an empty stool, "hey where'd she go?" he asked. Calvin looked toward the door to see the last of black hair go trough it.

Wonder who that was… he though as he turned back to the bartender.

"Here, she gave this to me to give to you too." He said handing him an envelope.

"Hmm." He said as he grabbed the envelope. With general ease he opened it an extracted a piece of paper. As soon as he laid eyes on it his other hand instinctively grabbed for the beverage given to him.

"Aw fuck."

Skuld sat on the kitchen table eating ice cream. The days seemed to be a little more exciting now that se had to accept another male barging into her lifestyle and screwing it to hell.

Well actually that wasn't fair. Alex seemed nice enough… plus he was at the moment only half male… so she could let it slide. Anyway, she had just finished checking on Belldandy, it seemed like she had a normal cold. That came as a relief to Skuld as she didn't have to think of ways to make Keiichi's life a living hell if she found out it was morning sickness.

She was startled by a male figure walking into the kitchen piss-drunk with the smell of strong alcohol on his breath. His eyes were blood shot and squinted as he walked to the table with a slump evident in his back. An envelope was clutched tightly in his hand and he didn't even let it go as he pulled out a chair and dropped himself into it.

"Have you been drinking?" It was a redundant question but he answered nonetheless.

"Yes. But not that much…"

"That's what Urd says."

"Yeah… well it's the truth." He said as he slammed the envelope on the table.

"So, what's the problem?" she asked as she eyed the envelope.

"'Nother wish." He said letting his slightly buzzed state affect his speech.

"So?"

"You haven't told Tsu-chan about you guys being goddesses and all have you?" he said as he straightened himself up.

"Of course not… why?" she said putting two and two together and getting 3.99999999999 not wanting to accept the facts.

"She'll find out about it today, tonight more likely. She gets a wish." He said as he handed her the paper.

"Darn."

"No, DAMN!"

Tsutoku closed her laptop and smiled. Halfway finished and only an hour until dinner… thing were looking up. A thought occurred to her as she scanned her room. She had yet to see Alex since this morning… and what about that guy.

Well it didn't really matter now did it?

She shrugged and stood up. She stretched the kinks out of her body and headed for the door.

"DINNER TIME!" startled her as she was sure there was at least forty-five minutes left… oh well she was hungry anyway….

Diner was quiet for some odd reason. Urd didn't joke and play like usual and Skuld and Urd didn't fight. Maybe it was the guest. It was Calvin… but he looked like a stoner… or at least an alcoholic…

"Ummm…. Why is he here?" she asked as she looked at the strange man.

"No reason…" Urd said as she looked away from the teenager trying to hide a rather… sullen expression.

"Really?" she said suspiciously.

"Yes, now eat!" Urd ordered as she placed a plated of food in front of her. She looked at it and sighed.

"Keiichi cooked again didn't he?" she asked as she took a small bite of food and smiled, it was good. The others merely shrugged as they devoured their meals like vacuum cleaners. She raised an eyebrow at their antics and shrugged.

Turning her attention to the guest she smiled.

Calvin managed a small smile as his brain went into a catatonic state. Oh man, she's looking at me… does she know? What does she want? I'm a dead ma-

"Hey Calvin, were you beat up or something?" she asked as she examined his clothes. His shirt was ripped, one sleeve missing, and if she was correct his pants was missing one leg.

"How do you know my name!" he exclaimed in utter horror. She knows, I'm fucked.

"You told me earlier." She answered plainly. This guy is drunk.

"Sorry, I got beat up and my head hurts." He lied as he shifted in his chair.

"By who?" she asked in concern.

"Some… guy…" his sober starved mind came up with as the exit called to him.

"Really? Who was this guy?" he gulped and started to sweat. The look of pure interest caught his attention and lulled him to her face. She was beautiful.

Those soft creamy lips, amazing turquoise eyes, silky brown hair that just called to be-

"GET A GRIP!" he yelled at himself as she stood up, drunkenness blurring his vision.

"Excuse me?" she asked with confusion as she starred up at him.

"S-sorry." He grunted and started to walk out the kitchen, his head bobbing left and right as he tried to stay on his feet.

"Are you ok?" she asked as she stood up to assist him.

"Yeah just a little… dizzy. I gotta get home." He mumbled as he staggered towards the door. She followed closely behind him to make sure he didn't pass out and hurt himself.

He made it to the door forty-five minutes later, a dull ring and haze clouding his mind.

"I'll see you later." He said simply and walked out. I can't let him go like this. He mind called out to her and she hurriedly rushed to put on her shoes. In a matter of seconds she had them on and walked out the door to find…

Nothing.

She scratched her head and looked around.

He couldn't have gotten out of the door by now. He sighed and looked some more for any signs of human flesh passed out on the ground.

What she did find however was a vanilla envelope.

She reached down and grabbed it, curiosity calling her. She looked around for anyone that it may have belonged to and found nothing. Tsutoku turned around and walked back into the house, he eyes never leaving the envelope. The warmth of the inside met her as she realized that it was getting cold outside.

She shivered and opened the envelope. There was only one paper.

With a shrug she pulled it out and began to read it…

Hahahah… I got another chapter… I'm pretty pathetic aren't I…

Anyway, this has been brought out from me by my reviewers and loyal fans… hopefully. Thanks to-

TheNoNameMan39- for liking my story and making me happy by telling me so.

DerektheRogue- I still have no idea how to fix that so… sorry

avian304- buahahah, ninth grade now!

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Of course if I missed you then say so…I'm bad at things like this.

Anyway thanks to all who read and reviewed my story, for it is not over yet.

I think I'll start creating more chapters now. A lot of ideas… none have been typed. I'm so fucking lazy with this story and I feel bad about it. If I don't post another chapter by the ending of summer then I'll kill myself for your sakes… or something like that. (Don't take that to heart.)

Anyway hopefully this will fill you appetite for a few weeks… but I know I'm starving you… over three months and only one chapter… pathetic.

Have fun, get laid, and get in trouble… it's still summer people.

Demonsaint.