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ok if anyone hasn't read Paradise Kiss (Jp comic book thing) then go read it! Tis good! And that line that Draco thought in the last chapter was from the book!

'blah' = Harry's thoughts

'blah' = Draco's thoughts

'blah' = Draco's inner voice thoughts

Chapter Six: Day Two

"That should be enough," Hermione said as she dumped a bunch of sickles on Harry's lap the next morning.

"Enough? I could buy the whole thing and I'd still have money left over!" the raven head exclaimed.

"So? That's the idea dumbass," she said cheerfully before opening a Tranfiguration book.

Ron moved his seat a bit away from Hermione nervously. "Uh, right, yesterday you said you thought you were gay, why?"

"Because he is," the bushy haired girl said absently earning a frown from Harry.

"Well?"

The Gryffindor sighed and put down his buttered toast. "It's nothing really, just that Malfoy's acting really weird lately."

"How?"

"We were civil yesterday, all we did was move crates and we didn't fight."

To his surprise Ron put his hands together as if in prayer, and said a mute thank you to the ceiling.

"It's about time you've gotten to be civil," Hermione said, still reading her book, "ouchies! Damn! Fucking hell!" she yelled as she gripped her finger.

"What's wrong with you?" Harry went back to eating his toast.

"Paper cut," she said waterly, "owyyyyy!"

Once again Ron moved his seat farther away from the girl.

"It's torture," Draco kept ranting on, "I mean there isn't even a lunch break, and that basement! UGH! It's damp sweaty! I don't understand how-"

"Draco, babe," Pansy cut through like some kind of movie agent, "you just have to put up with it for a few days, once the plan will be finished, it'll be worth it."

"I like to see you try to lift heavy crates around."

"I'm too lazy for that. Anyway, you will not believe what you missed yesterday."

"...What?" he looked at his friend uncertainly.

"Old spectacles over there," she nodded her head towards the staff table where Dumbledore sat, "got a bunch of students to read that documentary from the seventies, he actually got them turned into hippies!"

"What's a hippie?"

She sighed as if she had been explaining things over again. "They were from the sixties or seventies, I'm not really sure, probably the sixties, but anyway. A hippie is a freedom fighter/peacemaker. That uh craze started because of the wars and stuff. Honestly Draco, when will you ever attend Muggle Studies."

"When I find the interest," he replied dully. He looked around the great hall and realized there was something different. A few students from Ravenclaw were dressed almost like Dumbledore, some even had on sandals. Half of the Hufflepuffs were in the same state; the blond blinked and shook his head to be sure he wasn't imagining things when some gave him peace signs. No one from Gryffindor were hippies, yet.

"Oh my bloody god," he breathed, "I'm stuck in a loony home!"

"You should hear them when they talk," Pansy laughed a little, "they sound like they're speaking riddles it's hilarious."

"Hello my favorite people," Blaise said as he plopped on a chair next to Blaise. "How's vida?"

"What?" Draco looked at his friend, afraid he turned into a hippie too.

"How's life, you know, vida=life."

"So far, just horny, I had a wet dream so naturally I got hard which meant that I had to wank off-"

A Slytherin first year spit out her pumpkin juice and nearly choked.

"Excuse me, why were you listening?"

"I wasn't listening! All I heard was 'I had to wank off'!"

"That would require listening."

"Whatever."

"I'm so sorry dears," Annabelle looked completely embarrassed, "I can't believe I forgot!" she gave the two Hogwarts boys a schedule sheet, "I was supposed to give you that yesterday but I must have forgotten because of Franklin coming over."

Draco looked at the sheet it said the time of when lunch break would come and when the day would begin and be over. It took everything in his power to keep him from exploding.

"Thanks, now I don't have to worry over starving," shrugged Harry, also trying not to explode.

"I'm really sorry boys."

"So it'll be the same today? Moving the boxes?"

"Not really, you'll have to help us move around the Zonkos things, we'll leave them out on the doorstep, Hank will come over with the our stuff and we bring them downstairs."

"Oh, ok then," Harry seemed to be relieved to be doing something more than just making room in the basement.

"Why are we getting mixed orders?" Draco asked, trying to stall time.

"Some prankster's doing it," Annabelle sighed, "he's been doing it to other stores."

"Oh well why-"

"Come on Malfoy."

"But-"

"The faster we get it over with the easier it'll be to make space downstairs."

He sighed in defeat, much to everyone's surprise, and followed the raven head downstairs.

"I hate you."

"I love you too."

The blond was about to say 'really?' but realized the other boy was just being sarcastic. He sent him a sneer and lifted a Zonkos box. "Fuck! It's heavy!" he managed to say, stumbling a little.

"Not again," sighed Harry, "hang on," he grabbed the other half of the box; Draco sighed in relief as half of the weight was lifted off of him. They carefully walked up the stairs and left the box outside on the doorstep before returning back to the basement.

"We're being civil again? Is apocalypse coming already?" Harry said lightly as he and Draco lifted another box.

"Who gives a fuck? At least things are going by faster."

"True," they walked up the stairs with the box, "but it's still scary."

"So? Life's like that," they dropped the box on the door step and picked up the Honeydukes boxes that were recently put there, they were smaller and lighter so they didn't have to hold one together.

"Too many scary things are happening now," Harry shook his head, "and I thought Voldemort was supposed to be scary."

"What are you talking about?"

"Dumbledore's turned into a hippie, we're not fighting, Hermione's becoming obsessed with those new gum balls, Colin's with Blaise."

"And people are turning into those hippies, funny year, this is," he laughed lightly and because of that he lost his footing on the stairs and fell, "oomph! OW! ACK! EEK!" he went all the way down as his bum hit every step like some human bouncing ball while still holding the crate. Harry's face kept contorting with pain in every hit.

SNAP! Once Draco hit the bottom step it broke in two. The raven head couldn't help but burst out laughing hard.

"Aw fuck my arse!" the blond said painfully as he gently caressed his very sore bottom, "pain, oh pain!"

"Oh my goodness, Mr. Malfoy are you alright?" Annabelle rushed and nearly tripped on the broken bottom step.

"My arse is in crucial pain what do you expect!"

"Come on," she moved the box he was still holding and helped him stand up. "Sit down for a while," she helped him sit on a crate.

Harry, who was still laughing, had to rest his head on the wall with an arm as a pillow between the wall and his forehead. Annabelle rushed upstairs to help Hank unload his truck (do wizards have them?) of all the Honeydukes boxes.

"Oh laugh all you want," Draco said nastily to the laughing raven head. "Big ass laugh!"

"That was hahahaha!!! Just too fucking fu-ha-nny!" the Gryffindor managed to say; "you truly are the bouncing ferret!" he fell to the floor crying in laughter.

Draco blushed lightly at the memory of fourth year. He frowned and gritted his teeth as fury started to build up inside him.

'THE PLAN THE PLAN!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING UNEDUCATED BRAT!!!!'

'Uneducated!? I'll have you know that I've-'

'Yeah sure fine whatever just don't hurt the guy! Remember the blasted plan!'

He calmed down and watched the still laughing Harry. The pain in his ass was starting to ebb away and he was pretty sure he'd get a bruise. 'Crud.'

'Poor little Dragon'

'Shut up.'

'My boy, you're insane, I'll never shut up.'

Harry was still shaking in laughter when lunch break arrived but at least he wasn't laughing so loud that the underworld could hear him.

"Mwahahaha! Mwahahahahahahaaa!" cackled Pansy as she rubbed her hands together.

"Shut your trap woman! I'm getting a headache!" bellowed Blaise as he covered his ears.

"Oh sorry," she giggled, "I couldn't help it, anyway, step three should be coming around sometime soon," she looked down at the bowl on the table. It had a sheet of glass as a lid, securing the silver liquid inside. The bowl seemed to play like a TV, only it showed where Draco and Harry were.

"What's step three?"

"You'll see."

"Why are you so intent on getting them together?"

"Because they're hot and nearly everyone in this school alone wants them together."

"Oh," he looked down at his watch, "They'd better hurry I have a half hour left."

"Why?"

"I'm going to see Colin."

"Oh, so how goes the relationship?"

"All good, we're still gonna keep it a secret though."

"Oh right, your dad?"

"Hell yeah! And besides, we like having to keep things secret."

"Ah."

"Oh look, they're back to working."

"Heheh, sit back and watch the show ma friend!"

'Wow these are good,' Harry thought as he chewed on one of the gum balls Hermione was begging him to buy. Upon the first bite he felt the cherry filling fill his mouth, he was still chewing on the gum and the flavor still hadn't left. 'Shit this is good enough lunch for me any day.'

He walked downstairs, ready to carry another box upstairs. Draco was still on the same box but had a few sweets on his lap, most already consumed.

"Your butt can't still be sore can it?"

"I fell down what felt like an eternity of steps of course my arse still hurts."

"You shouldn't have laughed then."

"Excuse me?"

"Yeah, you were laughing, that's what caused you to fall."

"I lost my footing!" he nearly yelled indignantly.

"Well you should have watched where you were going," he received the finger, "oh that's smart."

"Fuck off, let me be with my pain."

"You have to help me you fag!"

"Oh like you're not one either."

"I'm-wait, you're gay?"

"Huh?" he was caught off guard, "no!" too late, he hesitated.

"Right sure, HA! Ginny owes me a galleon!"

"You're going to steal the last piece of money she has?"

"Shows what you know, she has a job too so she's got plenty of cash."

"And what's her job? Begging?"

"No," Draco gawked at him for not fuming, "bartender every Saturday at the Three Broomsticks. She started a few weeks ago."

"Bartender? Weird."

Harry nodded as he attempted to blow a big bubble with his gum, once it grew the size of half his head it popped, he pulled it back in his mouth and attempted again.

"Let me have a piece of gum."

The Gryffindor shook his head after the second bubble popped, "Hermione will kill me."

"Please?"

"It's just gum."

"Exactly."

"No."

"Fine," the Golden Boy looked at the smirking Slytherin uneasily, "I'll have to get some myself."

Harry stepped aside thinking that the blond was going to go up the stairs. He paled slightly when the boy walked to him instead. He kept backing away until his back unhappily touched the wall of crates.

"Hey if you want money I don't have anymore left."

"I want gum, not money," there was a glint in his eyes and Harry started to get a little afraid.

"Y-you could take some from one of the boxes."

"We're not aloud to steal any candy," he grinned, still coming closer, their bodies pressed together slightly, "I have no money to buy it, I can't steal it, you won't give me some so I'll have to get it myself."

Harrys' eyes widened when their lips met, he couldn't believe how soft Dracos' lips were, he tried as hard as he could not to melt into the sudden kiss. He gasped when the other boys' tongue licked his bottom lip. Draco took his chance and slid his tongue in the raven heads mouth, exploring it before taking what he wanted.

'He-I-what-oh fuck!' even in his thoughts he was stuttering. Their kiss ended and Draco grinned cheekily at him before he blew a bubble. Harry's eyes were still wide in shock; he slid down the wall, hands over his mouth.

'Heheh, I always get what I want,' the blond smirked and turned, nearly hitting himself against the support beam. 'Haha! I didn't get hurt again! He turned to the crates and tripped out of no where.

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