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Chapter Seven: Unexpected Storm

Weeks passed by and Draco didn't repeat the stunt he did that day to Harry. So far they still hadn't fought which was something that they were both getting used to. The prankster was still on the prowl because the Honeydukes and Zonkos orders kept getting switched. Since the two teens were so civil with each other they made a silent vow to just call each other by their first names, now! Onto today!

Hermione sighed happily as she chewed on her gum and proceeded to blow a bubble, which Ron popped.

"HEY! I was trying to make it really big!" she complained childishly and she recovered the remnants of her gum back in her mouth.

"You've been chewing on those gumballs all week," the redhead whined, "and you never share!"

"So?" she blew another bubble and moved away from the boys' finger. It popped again, "it's really good, addicting too."

The Gryffindor sighed and banged his head against his chess board. "I can't wait until Harry comes back, I'm bored."

"Suck on your own dick then," shrugged the brunette.

"Wha-EW! GAG! YUCK!!!" Ron pulled a face and shrank away from his friend. "What you on!? Drugs!?"

"Yep, this is my drug," Hermione grinned as she pointed to her gum. The redhead sighed and returned to banging his head on the chessboard. A clap of thunder made him jump slightly. The two Gryffindors looked at the window with surprise as heavy raindrops the size of eggs (ok maybe not), hit like bullets against the windows.

"Where did that come from?" blinked Ron, standing up. The window burst open and a strong wind blew in with the rain nearly sending Ron back on his seat.

Hermione quickly took out her wand and said a spell, the redhead barely heard her through the noisy wind and rain. The window instantly closed sending a relief of warmth back to Ron once the wind was cut off.

"Holy shit," breathed the Gryffindorette, "I don't think Harry will be able to get back here through that."

"Oh great, now I'm stuck with you," Ron banged his head on his chessboard again.

"Don't worry; we're going to have lots of fun!" Hermione said cheerfully.

"I'm afraid...I'm very afraid."

"I'm trusting you with the store, alright, I'll be back as soon as I can," said Annabelle as she put on her cloak.

"Don't worry, it looks like it'll rain so I bet no one will come over to buy something," shrugged Harry.

"Well, okay, I still can't believe Hank broke his leg at Zonkos," she muttered before disapparating.

Harry sighed and sat on a chair behind the counter, his legs crossed on the counter. He grabbed a sugar quill and sucked on the tip.

"She left?" Draco asked, coming up from the basement. Harry nodded. "CANDY TIME!" he shouted grabbing as much sweets he could before piling them on the counter.

"Hm, plan on buying sir?"

"No, I plan on eating it all," he grinned, popping a gumball in his mouth.

"Ah, so sir, the idea of Azkaban doesn't scare you?"

"Not at all because Azkaban wouldn't arrest a shop lifter, especially if he's a teenager."

"Riiight."

Thunder screamed through the sky followed by heavy drops of water, hitting the windows and walls like bombs.

"HA! What did I say? I DID rain!"

"Nice going weather boy, now how do we get to Hogwarts without getting soaked?"

"Deflecting spell?"

"Wind?"

"Warming spell?"

"How will we see the school? I can barely see the store in front of this one and the storm just started."

"Uh...eat a lot of carrots?"

Draco sighed. "We're stuck here! Alone, with no adults...PARTY!!!"

"With who? There's nobody here but you and me!"

"Oh. Well lets just pig out on candy for now."

"I don't want-" he was interrupted but the sound of muttering from the basement, "did you hear that?"

"Hear what?" he blew a bubble.

"That noise, Draco, someone's in here," he whispered fearfully making the blond tremble. He burst out laughing making the Slytherin furious.

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

"But really, someone's here," he took out his wand and opened the back door, it was dark downstairs, the candles had blown out. "Lumos," the tip of his wand lit up. He and Draco walked down the stairs.

The sound of the creaking steps echoed off the walls making everything seem scary. Draco held onto Harry's arm in fear. "If you tell anyone I was afraid I'll rip your dick off."

"And what? Use it as a dildo?"

"I'd rather have it attached to you for that."

"Right you......is there something you need to tell me-what was that?" he saw a shadow back away, he pointed his wand at it but the light only revealed a crate.

"Fuck, I'm getting too scared now," his grip on Harrys' arm tightened.

They reached the fixed bottom step and kept close as they looked around the basement. Nothing was found.

"Maybe it was a rat," Draco suggested.

"How could a rat speak, or mutter for that matter?"

"I'm out of here," he turned around and bumped into someone, "oh so- so-so..." his voice left him as he looked up at a very tall man.

Draco weakly raised his wand at him.

"Why are you stuttering?" Harry turned and paled when he saw the man.

'Shiiiiit! That is one uuuugly man!'

'Shut up and make my mind think of a spell!'

'Don't worry, he can't hurt you,' the man raised his wand at them, 'ok he can. RUN SHITHEAD RUN!'

The blond let out a scream and ran out of the way only to slam his head on the support bream. He swayed and saw stars. "What da...beau'ful lil stars."

"Stupefy!" Harry shouted stunning the man; he grabbed Draco's hand and pulled him past the falling body. Draco was barely moving at all. "DRACO MOVE YOUR FAT ASS!"

He came back to his senses, "fat ass!?" Both shot up the stairs like no tomorrow and closed the door quickly, hitting it with as many locking charms they could think of.

"Did you kill him!?"

"No I stunned him."

"WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL HIM!?"

"Oh right like I know the killing curse!"

"Then how the fuck did you kill Voldemort!?"

"I used the levitating charm."

"A levitation charm," he said dully.

"Well you see it's levitates things-"

"I know what it does! But I don't understand how that even KILLS!"

"There were sharp objects around!"

"This is great! I'm in a storm, with the Boy Who Just Won't Die and some crazy lunatic in the basement! I'm out of here," he stampeded towards the door.

There was snap/cracking sound from outside. Both boys' looked out the window and watched in horror as half of a tree broke off due to lightening, and fell to the ground blocking the door.

"NO!!!" the Slytherin shouted as he tried to open the door, it wouldn't budge even when he used as many spells he could think of.

"Holy fuck," breathed Harry.

"...WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!"

"At least we have food."

"FOOD!? That's the least of my worries! What about the killer in the basement huh!?"

"He probably isn't one."

"Probably!? He had his fucking wand pointed to us! Are you bloody blind!?"

"Hey! Aw man...ow...I ain't no killer...ah! Ouch jeeze!"

The two stepped back with a jolt as the man apparated before them, rubbing the back of his neck in pain. They quickly raised their wands at him.

"WHOA! Hey! Don' stun me again! I said I ain't no goddamn killer!"

"Then why'd you point your wand to us?" Harry asked.

"Well wha' would you do if you had a wand pointed to yeh? I was jus' defenden me'self! Besides; I just came for some food."

"In a candy store?" Draco asked shakily.

"Wha? You expec' me to go to some fancy ass restaurant? Give me a break I'm poor as fuck!"

"Oh," Harry lowered his wand, "sorry sir."

"Sir? No kid I ain't no sir, the name's Getcher," he straightened up seeming close to maybe seven feet. "Hey, is it okay if I don't pay? 'Cause I really don' got no cash," he emptied all of his pockets and Harry could have sworn he saw a moth fly out.

"Uh, yeah, sure, go ahead."

The man quickly pocketed as many sweets as he could get inside the endless count of pockets in his shabby old cloak.

"Well, thank you good sirs!" he saluted to them, "now I won't starve, for now heh. Now if ya may, I'll just be on ma way!" he disapparated leaving the two teens stunned.

"This event, never happened," Draco managed to say. Harry merely nodded.

"Holy..." the shop was nearly empty of all sweets. Harry scratched his head, "reload?"

"Yes please," they dashed to the basement.

Pansy tapped the bowl with her wand, frowning in confusion. "That's weird."

"AW AND IT WAS GETTING GOOD TOO!" Blaise whined as he sat back on his chair. "Why'd it go black like that?"

"I don't know, must have been the storms interference," she kept tapping the bowl. "They were tricked."

"Tricked?"

"Harry and Draco, they were tricked by that Getcher person."

"I know, he took nearly everything from the shop that was hilarious!"

"That man can't be poor. If his cloak is that old and shabby then he'd look it too wouldn't he?"

"Yeah, so?"

"His teeth were clean and straight, and that dirt on his face looked fresh plus he doesn't look like he was starving at all!"

"Oh. Oh well, shit happens."

"Fucking hippie."

"I AM NOT!"

Draco dragged a crate over to a barrel; he opened the lid and dumped in Berty Botts Every Flavored Beans inside the barrel. "You wanna know what really stinks? You were promoted to the cash register and I wasn't, I swear I was about to owl my father!"

"Why? Because you weren't near the money? You barely worked in the basement that's why you weren't promoted."

"Ugh, like I need to work like a slave, I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm not meant to be a slave!"

"Too bad for you," he refilled the jars with gum balls. "Jealous Ferret."

"I heard that!"

"So?"

"Anyway, do you really think my ass is fat?" he tried to look at his bum.

"Excuse me?"

"When we were running up the stairs, you said 'Draco move your fat ass!' So is it fat?"

"No it's fine, too fine actually," he realized was he said and nearly gawked in shock, "forget you heard that."

Draco smirked. "Why? I'm flattered!"

"Shut up."

"Harry Potter likes my ass! Oh what news!" he said in a high pitched voice with his hands together as he batted his eyelashes. He received a jelly slug smacking his face. "What the fuck!?"

"Haha! You deserved it!" Harry said almost nastily, biting into his own jelly slug, "If I eat too much of these I'm gonna have slugs growing out of my own stomach-OW! THAT HURT YOU SKINNY SHIT!" he caressed his shoulder after a chocolate bar hit him.

"So?" the blond laughed, "ACK!" he shielded himself with his arms as gumballs came flying towards him, it barely hurt though, "oh you want to play it that way huh?" he grabbed Berty Botts box, tore it open and threw the jelly beans at the other boy.

"Bring it on fancy pants!"

It turned into an all out war. Candy fillings smearing everything; chocolates, gumballs and lollipops acting as bombs, grenades and bullets. Draco used two barrels as his barrier and Harry used the counter as his own.

"So it comes to this," Harry whispered dramatically to himself as he held his trusty jelly slugs in both hands, "I am at my last ammo and will brave myself at this last battle with one Draco Malfoy," he jumped over his barrier "TO GRYFFINDOOOOR!!!!"

Draco jumped on the barrels with Cockroach Clusters in his hands. "TO SLYTHERIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!"

Harry fell to the floor laughing his ass off. Who could blame him? Draco had his shirt tied around his head.

"Oh SHIT!" the raven head laughed. "Ferret boy, you're nuts!"

"Nuts for nuts!" he was half glad Harry barely heard him, 'fuck! Even when he's laughing he's hot!'

'True, oh so bloody true.'

"THE SLYTHERIN PRINCE HAS WON!!!" he bombarded the Golden boy with the Cockroach Cluster.

"Evil," Harry managed to say, weakly throwing his jelly slugs at the enemy. "Making me laugh like that!"

"Yep, moi is a genius," he patted the shirt on his head then looked around the shop. "Our shift must be over by now."

Harry nodded calming down and sitting up. Now that he done with all his laughing he found himself staring the other boys' exposed torso for the second time in his life.

The lighting on the rain shaded the boy perfectly, almost hiding the muscles yet detailing them at the same time; The Gryffindor found himself getting hard. 'Man I'd give anything to suck on those-'

"Hey Pansy? You can get us out of here right?"

Harry blinked and tried to calm his happy broomstick, "I'm not Pansy."

"No duh, Pansy! I know you're there, quit playing around."

The raven head looked around, the Slytherinette was no where to be found. He raised an eyebrow at the blond who looked a little worried.

"PANSY! Come on don't scare me like this."

He picked up a chocolate bar, unwrapped it and ate it.

"Pansy? DAMN!"

"Curses!" he played on, taking another bite.

"Shut up."

"Aww is ickle Drakie whaky mad at not contacting Pansy wansy?"

"Yes, very."

"Does Drakie whaky need a huggy wuggy?"

"Not right now."

"Why were you calling her?" he finished his chocolate and settled on chewing gum. "She's not even here."

"Obviously, she's at Hogwarts."

"Then why did you call her?"

"We put a spell on each other so we could communicate at far distances."

"Oh...why the walky talky?"

"Walky wha-none of your business!"

"Whatever," he shrugged, blowing a bubble.

"Now we're stuck here until the storm's over."

His bubble popped, "so? It should be over soon," he looked out the window; it was still pouring down hard.

"Soon!? It's pouring hell out there!"

"You know? I like you better when you were crazy, you worry too much."

"Thoughts can make a man go mad."

"I thought it would make them smarter."

"No, it's just this obsession I've been having."

"Of what? Insanity?"

"No, just on a guy."

"Oh, natural."

"What?"

"Well I had an obsession with Wood for like three years, that's why I wanted to win every game, so that he'd be happy."

"Oh. Wait, you're gay?"

"I thought we went over that already."

"I thought you were joking!"

"Nope," he blew another bubble, "'ey! Could you trip or accidentally hit your head on something? I need a laugh."

"How could you think of that when we're stuck here!"

"Stuck?"

"Yeah, trapped like little mice! At least until the storm's over."

"Oh, cool whatever."

ok, soz there was like zero action but I promise there'll be lots in the next chappy! (hint hint).