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So anyways, um I guess the warning here should be that there's sex here...ah whatever, soz if you guys were waiting long but I was working on this book I wanna publish...yeah....onto ficcy!
'blah' = Harry's thoughts
'blah' = Draco's thoughts
'blah' = Draco's inner thoughts
Chapter Eight: One Loco Chapter
Hermione blew a bubble, it popped, she recovered it and blew a bubble again which popped as well. Blaise and Pansy watched her blankly.
"Are you gonna keep doing that?" Pansy asked, the girl nodded, "right then."
"You're lucky, I had to put up with the snapping and blowing all fucking day," Ron said wretchedly, he looked it too because his hair was ruffled and there were faint dark circles under his eyes. "She wouldn't let me go to sleep, it was horrible."
"I was very hyper. Why'd you bring us here anyway?" they were in the Great Hall, barely no one was there so they shared a table together.
"Harry and Draco are trapped in Honeydukes," Pansy said plainly.
"We know."
"No really, there's a tree blocking the exit."
"So? They can always get through the trap door in the basement."
"Trap door?"
"Yeah, there's a tunnel from here that leads to Honeydukes-ouch!" the brunette glared at the red head who nudged her in the ribs.
"You're not supposed to tell anybody," he muttered angrily under his breath.
"Too late, secrets out," Blaise sneakily grabbed a gumball from Hermione's pile on the table. Ron gawked at him while the Gryffindorette looked slightly offended.
"Excuse me, you could have asked!"
He shrugged and chewed. "You'd have said no."
"Jackass."
"Mop head."
"Balls in your mouth."
"Oh, thank you."
"You guys!" Pansy caught their attention, "we're getting off the subject."
"What was the subject?" Ron scratched his head lightly and earned a scary glare and twitch from the girl, "oh that!"
"Right," she folded her hands in a business manner, "when the storm's over they'll still be trapped. What do you suggest we do?"
"Leave them there," shrugged Hermione.
"What?"
"I think they have a thing for each other-"
"They do...oh! Brilliant! I completely forgot about that!"
"Exactly."
"Wha? What are you talking about?" the clueless Ron looked at both girls.
"You wouldn't understand, it's just raging hormones," the bushy haired girl said dramatically.
"Hey!" he said looking a bit hurt and confused. "I'm a teenager too, unless you haven't noticed. My hormones rage everyday-oh...oh god you girls are disgusting!"
"Like I said, you wouldn't understand."
"Well I guess the plan's over," Pansy shrugged.
"Plan?"
"Yeah, to get Harry to like Draco, of course we were just gonna make Harry SAY he liked our boy but now that the storms come," she gave dramatic sigh, "any future steps of me plan will never be played."
"What were those steps?" Hermione eyed the other girl suspiciously.
"Oh you know, get them together alone in a room with a BED so they can confess to each other and just shag but their already alone...in a store, with no BED!" she pouted before also snatching a gumball from Hermione's pile.
"HEY!"
Harry sat on his chair with his feet up on the counter. He was lazily playing a harmonica he conjured up an hour ago. Draco lay on the wooden floor; he used his apron and shirt as a sort of beach blanket to lie on so he was still half naked. The store was still a mess; both teens were just too lazy to clean the store tsk tsk tsk.
The storm was still raging as hard as before, it was creating small floods outside, but nothing too dangerous.
"Hey," Draco cut through the raven head's music, "did you bring that cd player of yours?"
"Nope, why do you think I'm playing the harmonica?"
"Right, right...waaa! I wanna get out of here!"
After a pause Harry slapped his forehead angrily. "I am such an IDIOT!"
"So true."
"Shut up," he got out of his chair and rushed down the basement with the blond staring after him in confusion.
"What the BLOODY HELL are you doing?" he got up and went down as well.
The raven head was pushing away a few crates. "We could have used the tunnel!"
"What tunnel?" Harry lifted a trap door on the floor, "oh!"
"Come on," he was about to go in then stopped in horror.
"What?"
"THAT SHITTY SMELLING CAT LOVING SICKO!!"
Draco stood next to Harry and looked down the trap door, all he saw was an endless pit of darkness. He took out his wand and pointed to the hole, "lumos," the light didn't even reveal anything in the dark hole.
"He took out the stairs!" the Gryffindor burst out angrily as he kicked the trapdoor shut.
"Nox," he put his wand away and sighed, "well, at least we're not soaking outside and who the bloody fuck are you talking about?"
"Filch! His unbathed deformed ass blocked out the last way for us to go back to Hogwarts!"
"Oh..." realization hit him but he still wasn't angry, 'hm, well who COULD be mad if you're trapped alone with Harry?'
"UGH! This sucks beyond anything!" he stomped upstairs quickly followed by the blond.
"Oh would you just calm down!" he whined, closing the door, "at least you could be grateful that we're not out there," he pointed out the window.
"I want my cd player," the Golden Boy pouted as he fiddled with his conjured harmonica.
"Quit acting like a baby."
"I am a baby see?" he started to suck his thumb and sat on his chair, his other arm hugging his knees as he rocked back and forth.
"That's not being a baby, that's being insane."
"Well you are the professional," he looked up at the blond grinning.
'Oh my god is he sane right now?' the Slytherin thought blushing lightly at how the grin on the other boy made him sexy.
"Uhm..." he tried to find his voice and control himself, "Y-yes! Of course I'm the professional!"
'Aww, Drakie-Poo's gone all shy!'
'Am not!'
'Right, sure, whatever.'
"Ok I'm not mad anymore...you ok? You look a little...emotionally disturbed..." Harry eyed him a bit fearfully and worriedly.
"Huh!? Oh, no I'm fine just...just play your harmonica thing," he sat down against the wall.
The Gryffindor shrugged and played his instrument like a prisoner in jail. After he finally calmed down Draco soon started humming to the tune (think, blues style).
"We're trapped in a shop," he started to sing, he paused for Harry to put in a beat, "a Honeydukes shop," another pause for another beat, "we're really bored and-I'm-getting-horny." He actually did now that he was looking up at the other boy.
Harry choked and stopped playing. Draco smirked when he saw the slight bulge growing underneath the boys' jeans.
"Go on, continue playing this is fun."
The Golden Boy blinked, blushed lightly but continued playing, soon calming down as he closed his eyes.
"So here we are now," pause for a few beats, "stuck in a sweet shop," pause again, "because of a storm man-I'm-getting-real-hard." Harry blushed again but continued to play the harmonica. "We're both all alone," he stood up but the raven head didn't notice. "With nothing to do," he walked closer, "so just say the truth and-we'll-shag-like-bunnies!"
"Draco!" Harry stopped playing and opened his eyes, blushing harder when he saw the boy standing right over him.
"Yes?" he grinned, gracefully sitting on the other boys' lap. The raven head seemed lost for words; he could feel the blonds' erection against his own growing one, "something wrong?"
"W-what are you doing?"
"Nothing, just sitting in the comfiest seat in the store," he grinned when Harry blushed harder. "Or better yet, universe."
"A-are you feeling o-ok?"
"I should ask you the same question; you're stammering your butt off. What's the matter? Not used to having someone on your lap?"
"Uh...sort of," 'shit, shit, SHIT!' he repeated in his head.
"Well get used to it," he whispered in Harrys' ear. He couldn't take it anymore, fuck the plan, he was too horny now.
"O-oh my go..." the Gryffindor trailed off when he felt the Slytherin lick and kiss his neck soothingly. "What are you doing?" he managed to say.
Draco grinned and looked at him in the eyes. Harry could see the lust in them, causing sanity to slip away from him.
'Are you sure you wanna do this on a chair? That's pretty uncomfortable.'
'Shut up.'
'All right shithead.'
"Relax, Harry," he leaned closely to him, "I'm not gonna kill you," he grinned at the blushing boy, "why would I?"
"Y-you seem the type-" he stopped when Draco leaned in closer until their lips nearly touched, his erection was throbbing.
"Well I'm not," he darted his tongue out and licked the other boys' soft perfect lips. Harry gasped; it sent chills up his spine and he arched his back slightly.
The blond merely grinned and crashed their lips together, sneaking his tongue in the other mouth. The taste from the gumballs was still there causing him to deepen the kiss. Harry, although shocked twice at this sudden move, eagerly kissed him back, their tongues wrestling for dominance.
His hands traveled up the blonds' smooth bare back, one hand already on his head, enjoying the soft blond locks against his fingers, he pulled him closer, making their heat radiate against each other. Draco trailed his hands under Harry's shirt, feeling his well toned muscles and warmth.
The Gryffindor let out a soft moan from the back of his throat by the touch.
Draco grinned and began to kiss the other boys' neck again, pulling the shirt up higher, his slender fingers caressing Harrys' now hard nipples and earning another moan from him.
"Why are you doing this?" the raven head breathed.
"Remember the guy I said I've been having this obsession with?" the blond asked, pulling the shirt off of Harry, the other boy nodded, dazed but slightly curious. "It's you."
"Oh," much to the Slytherins' surprise Harry seemed to be taking things quite easily. "That explains why you stole my gum."
"Yep," he continued to ravish the raven head, "hmm...you taste good," he grinned, knowing Harry was blushing brightly.
He rubbed himself against the Gryffindor, both groaned at the relief and pleasure. But their pants were in the way, so Draco ripped them off not a care in the world at how his expensive pants were being thrown in the mess of sweets on the ground. The blond rubbed their erections against each other harder, louder groans escaping from them.
He licked his way down, tracing the muscles on Harry's body before he reached his destination. The Golden boy gripped the edges of the chair as his manhood was taken whole by the warm wet mouth of Draco. He let out a moan as the blonds' talented tongue caressed the base. He arched his back and threw back his head as the other boy bobbed his head up and down.
"Oh god...DRACO!" He cried out once he came. The Slytherin kept sucking, milking him to the last drop. He licked his lips and grinned at the panting Golden Boy.
"My turn."
"Maybe that guy you were talking about is the prankster," shrugged Hermione, popping another gumball in her mouth.
"That's what we thought," said Pansy. They were still in the Great Hall.
"This thing has good music," Ron said, listening to Harry's cd player.
"Ron...where did you get that?" Hermione looked at her redhead friend curiously.
"He let me borrow it," he shrugged, pushing one ear phone up, "I wonder who's the singer-oh his name is...Linkin Park? What an odd name."
"It's not the name of the singer it's the name of the band," Blaise said, blowing a bubble from the gumball he stole from the Gryffindorette.
"Oh...how do you know about muggle bands?"
"Colin told me, he listens to that kind of stuff too."
"Oh...yay! Another good song!" he jiggled a bit hyperly (that a word?) as he kept listening to the radio.
"Let me hear," Hermione leaned over.
"Uh-uh, you go on and blow your gum," he pushed away sticking out his tongue at her. She sighed, grabbed a gumball and stuffed it in his mouth before grabbed the unused ear piece and sticking it in her ear.
Pansy and Blaise watched in shock. "You know," she finally said, "I don't think they even care about Harry."
"Of course we do!" the two Gryffindors shouted indignantly.
"But he's stuck in a store, besides, there's a trap door, he'd be an idiot not to use it," shrugged Hermione.
"What if it's been blocked?" Ron blew a bubble, enjoying very much the taste of the gum he was given, "jeeze no wonder you wouldn't stop chewing this stuff!"
"If it's been blocked then they're stuck. But oh well since they have the hots for each other heheh, and they've got food there, they won't die."
"You perverted freak!"
"Thank you."
"We have to find that guy who's pretending to be homeless," frowned Pansy, "I bet you anything he's the prankster."
Ron slammed the table with his fist in agreement. "Right on!"
"Have you gone all hippie!?"
"...For a minute yes...forget you even saw that."
"Oh you won't believe what he did with his pants a few weeks ago," giggled Hermione leaning close to the two Slytherins.
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" bellowed Ron ears red in embarrassment.
"Try me!"
"Oh god...you're so good," Draco breathed, his nails digging into the raven heads back as he went in and out of him in hard quick beats.
They had somehow ended up on the floor behind the counter. Sweaty and naked, crying and moaning in undying pleasure.
Harry licked and sucked the boys' neck, giving him numerous hickeys on his pale skin. They kept going in the same beat until they both came at the same time, spilling their cum everywhere...well at least not literally...
Draco looked out the window then buried his head in Harry's neck to muffle his shaking laughter.
"What?"
"Storm's over, how ironic is that?"
Harry looked out the window, the storm had left and the sun began to shine. "I don't get it," he said cluelessly only making the other boy laugh harder.
Ack! Ack! ACK!!! I tried the best I could...well maybe not BEST, but I tried (cries) Ahhhh!!!! I'm still a bit...new at this so...yeah...soz if this took a while to get up! Review please?