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Chapter Nine: A Mystery?
"Oh goody the storm's over!" Hermione jumped off her seat and grabbed her small pile of gumballs before running out of the Great Hall, "come on! We can go see them now!"
"She's a jumpy little bunny isn't she?" Pansy said raising an eyebrow as she watched the other girl run out.
"Yup," Blaise stood up and stretched, "aw man my ass fell asleep. Lets go then," he walked out rubbing his bum.
"Where'd everybody go?" Ron looked around realizing he and Pansy were the only ones left.
"Storm's over, we can go see Harry and Draco," Pansy stood up quickly followed by the Gryffindor who was still listening to the cd player. "Is that music really good?"
"Yeah, here listen," he gave her an earpiece; she looked at it suspiciously before sticking it in her ear.
"Cool," she commented after hearing a bit, "this is...Nine Inch Nails right?"
Ron nearly gawked at her. "How'd you know?"
"I have Muggle Studies, and I listened to a few muggle music myself."
"Then why'd you ask if it was good or not?"
"No reason," she shrugged, as they walked on out of the Great Hall she started humming to the song, "oh I know this one! It's Closer! I love this song!"
Ron eyed her a bit fearfully. "You Slytherins surprise me...and scare me."
"Heehee! Thank you!"
"Oh shit Mrs. Honeydukes is gonna come here soon!" Harry stood up and pulled out his wand from his discarded jeans. Draco sat up a little, perched on his elbows and watching amusedly as the raven head shouted a bunch of spells causing the candies to clean themselves and hang themselves up against the shelves.
'Come on blondie, you've had your fun now put on some clothes before- ' Mrs. Honeydukes apparated before them, 'you, my insane buddy, are dead.'
'Oh fuck!' Draco quickly hid behind the counter, trying to put on his clothes as fast as he could.
"Uh...Harry? Why aren't you wearing your shirt?" Annabelle asked looking at the Golden Boy a bit confusedly. Lucky for Harry and Draco, they were behind the counter and Mrs. Honeydukes could only see Harry from the waist up.
"It got warm here during the storm," the raven head lied swiftly.
"Oh, well I just came by to tell you that Hank's broken leg turned out to be pretty serious. He having delusions, the poor man," she sighed and paused for a few seconds. Harry felt a hand tapping his hand; he looked down and saw Draco holding up his shirt for him which he took in one quick move.
"What kind of delusions?" he asked, putting on his shirt as fast as he could.
"He says he got his broken leg because some tall man pushed him down the stairs. Says the man looked like he was poor," she sighed again, "well then...where's Draco?"
"He's in the basement."
"Still working? My, what a determined boy he is, I ought to promote him...anyway you-OH MY GOODNESS!" Harry and Draco froze, fearing she caught them, "there's a TREE blocking the door!" she rushed over to the blocked door. The two teens sighed in relief and tried to get dressed as fast as they could before Annabelle would turn around. "Hmmm...not so bad," she muttered, taking out her wand and fixing the blockade.
"Where's my apron?" Draco muttered quickly under his breath. Harry looked around and spotted the uniform a few feet away from Annabelle.
"Accio apron," he muttered pointing his wand to the discarded apron, it floated and flew across the room into his hand; he caught it and threw it down at the blond.
"No wonder you both didn't leave," Mrs. Honeydukes turned around again, "I only came to see if you left or not. Anyway, I'm going to stay with Hank at St Mungo's until his leg, and hopefully mind," she muttered the last part, "have fully recovered, so you and Draco will have to watch over the store."
"But-"
"I know it's Christmas vacation by tomorrow but I don't know who else to turn to, I already asked a few friends but they seemed afraid," she started to look puzzled, "anyway, I hope you'll understand, I'll even give you both a raise. I'd better tell Draco."
"No!" Harry quickly shouted before Annabelle could walk two steps, "you can't because he's...taking a nap!"
"A nap? In the basement?" she laughed a little, "is he crazy? There's bugs and possibly rats down there. I'll go wake him up."
"No!"
"Harry what is wrong?"
"If you wake him he'll be really pissed, I tried to wake him up a few minutes ago and he nearly hexed me. He's been working really hard," Draco raised an eyebrow up at the other boy.
'Yeah I've been working.'
'Head out of the gutter now!'
'That's a shock, considering you're the cause of me always having my head in the gutter.'
'So? You're about to get caught!'
'You worry too much.'
"Alright then," she looked through her purse, and took out two bags, "here, it's your payments," she walked over and dropped the payments on the counter. Fortunately she didn't look straight down to where Draco was busy zipping up his pants.
"But it's Saturday," Harry looked at the woman in confusion, she let out a laugh.
"My dear boy, it's Sunday! Eleven o' clock in the morning to be exact. Well then, see you in a week!" with a pop she disapperated. The two teens let out a loud sigh of relief.
"I thought she'd never leave!" the blond stood up and finished changing properly. "I wonder how much money I got," he picked up his bag and looked inside curiously.
"Wow, so we stayed here all night..." Harry muttered before taking his payments as well.
"Yup, it was fun while it lasted. Thirty galleons! This is an OUTRAGE! I deserve at least seventy!"
"Spoilt brat."
"Thank you," he sat down on the chair with his legs crossed on the counter.
"That's my move," the raven head raised an eyebrow at him.
"Not anymore," he grinned, "I just realized, the fun's not over yet. With the Honeydukes gone for the week we'll be here alone."
"Oh?" he walked over and sat on the blonds lap, grinning mischievously.
"So we can do whatever we want."
"Hmm, I like the sound of that," he leaned in and kissed the blond.
Voices from outside could be heard. The door opened followed by the sound of the bell. The group who had come in suddenly stopped talking, Harry and Draco didn't even notice since they were so busy making out.
"Oh they're snogging," Hermione said in a motherly tone, unable to stop the giggles from escaping her.
"My lil boy," Pansy said proudly, hands together and sparkles of glee in her eyes.
"...Wow...do you think they'd consider taking the jobs as porn stars or some...thing?" he slowly stopped when he saw the look on the others faces, "uh heh! Never mind."
"Harry, a porn star...that's demented, mate," said the paling Ron.
"MY GUMBALLS!" Hermione spotted the jars full of gumballs and rushed over, plainly planning to refill her stash.
Upon hearing Hermione's scream Harry and Draco both separated in surprise. "Guys?" the blond eyed them, "what are you doing here?"
"Hogsmeade weekend," shrugged Pansy.
"This early?"
"Yeah, got a problem?"
"None at all Queen of the Weird."
"That would be Hermione."
"...Oh."
"OH SHIT!" Blaise looked at his watch and paled, "I'm late! Bye guys, catch you later!" he ran out of the store like Speedy Gonzalez (lol did I spell that right?).
"Why is he late?" Ron watched in amazement at how fast Blaise took off.
"Colin," Pansy answered plainly.
"Oh right I forgot," he turned back to Harry and Draco, "so what's been going on between you two?"
"Nothing," they both lied, their blushes betrayed them.
"Yeah, right. You two shagged like bunnies," Hermione said, stuffing her small bag with gumballs.
"You're supposed to pay for that," the blond said dully.
"Make me."
"Actually Harry can, he IS the clerk after all."
"So?"
"Hermione you have to pay, how am I suppose to explain the disappearance of a bunch of candies to Mr. and Mrs. Honeydukes," Harry nearly whined.
"Oh don't worry, the orders that your bosses made will keep coming, don't have a wedgy."
"At least pay something."
"Oh alright," she took out a galleon from her pocket and flicked it at him, "that should be enough."
Harry caught it and sighed as he put the coin in the cash register.
"Pansy, I couldn't contact you last night, what happened?" Draco looked over to the other girl.
"I thought it was the storm, but the bowl of visions went black as well. It happened after that poor guy left."
"Ok...that's weird...and that spell was supposed to work over storms too..."
"You guys were tricked by that guy."
"What guy?"
"Ouch!" Ron glared at Hermione as he caressed his hand. Apparently he was trying to get a gumball but the brunette slapped his hand away.
"Uh...that really tall guy who pretended to be poor," Pansy tried to get the conversation back to what was important.
"HE'S NOT POOR!?" Draco yelled sending Harry to the floor in surprise.
"Ouchies my ears," the raven head sat up rubbing his ears with the palm of his hands.
"Sorry..."
"Didn't you notice his perfect teeth and the fresh dirt on his face? He didn't he look poor either. He'd look like Ron-"
"Hey! I'm standing right here you know!" fumed the red head.
"Oh, sorry," she blushed in embarrassment much to Ron's surprise...and maybe fear.
"And we let him leave too," Harry stood up frowning at himself, "what kind of clerk am I!" he yelled to the ceiling.
"You're being a little over dramatic."
"I know...so where is the bastard?" he let himself get pulled onto Dracos' lap.
"We don't know. But after he left my connection to you guys were disconnected."
"Why were you watching over us?" the Gryffindor looked at the girl suspiciously.
"Oh...uh...that's not important now," she laughed nervously, the raven head turned to Draco.
"Not important, at all!" he laughed nervous as well.
"Uh huh..."
"Right...so now what? How are we gonna catch the guy?"
"I don't know," Pansy walked around the room, tapping her chin in deep thought, "he must be that prankster you were talking about before. So if there's a switch with Zonkos again, then he must be near."
"You're a regular Sherlock Holmes," Hermione said, her mouth stuffed with gum, "mmm so good," her face flush in delight, Ron looked a tad more afraid for his friend and did what he did best. He took a few more steps away from her.
"Thank you," the Slytherinette bowed to her.
"So...what? We've got a mystery or something?" Ron asked, a bit confused at who Sherlock Holmes was.
"Sort of. The only mystery here is where the prankster is and who he is."
"Can't we leave it to the Ministry of Magic?" Harry whined half heartedly. "I have plans this week!"
"Yeah me too," Draco pouted, holding the Golden boy closer.
"OH MY GOD THAT'S SO CUTE!" squealed Ginny. Everyone turned look at her.
"The bell didn't ring...ok...that's weird," Pansy looked at the door then realized the bell had fallen because of Blaise running off earlier.
"So you guys are a couple now? WOOHOO! WAIT TILL I TELL-" she was interrupted by a hand over her mouth, she looked up at Pansy.
"You're not gonna tell anyone, this is gonna be a secret for a while," the older girl said almost sharply.
The red head girl nodded and the hand was taken away. "But I'll keep a secret if you two do one thing for me," she grinned rather evilly.
"We're not shagging you," the blond said bluntly.
"No," she giggled, "just do a make out session," the two older teens looked at her in shock, "oh like you didn't know that nearly everyone wants to see the two hottest guys in Hogwarts have a snog!"
"They think I'm hot?" Harry blushed but no more was said since his lips were captured by the Slytherin.
Ok then. Sorry again if this took long, my sissy and I slept over me aunts house and they don't have a computer (cries) and sorry if this was short too!
One question though. This isn't the last chapter but do you think I should make a sequel?
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