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Todays thoughts:
'blah' = Harry's thoughts
'blah' = Pansy's thoughts
Chapter Ten: Who's in Who's bed!?
"Ow! Bitch!" Ron caressed his slightly red hand as he glared at his bushy haired friend who merely stuck out her tongue at him and continued to savor and protect her gumballs like that dragon Harry fought in fourth year. "Just one, pleeeaaassse?" the red head pouted.
"No."
"Evil."
"Thank you."
"Bitch."
"You too, dickhead."
Pansy sighed, sitting on the chair she summoned with her wand. She looked at everyone in the shop. There didn't seem to be any customers today, Ginny was still there, sitting in a chair eating popcorn watching Harry and Draco make out in pure delight.
"I wonder what the hell Blaise and Colin are doing?" Pansy said carelessly, leaning forward with her elbow on her knee and hand under her chin.
"I saw them running to some inn or something," Ginny said offhandedly, still munching on her popcorn and not peeling her eyes off the couple.
"Inn?"
"Yeah (munch, munch) they were running too (swallow), obviously they're gonna have sex (munch), as usual."
"They never seem to get that off their minds. Are boys always horny twenty-four seven?"
"Not really...at least Ron's not horny every second. Damn I wish I had a camera! Should have taken Colin's when he wasn't looking!"
"Ron's never horny?" the Slytherinette blinked in surprise.
"What?" said boy turned to them, "what about me?"
"Nothing!" Pansy sat up straight, her cheeks flaring.
"...You scare me...have you got a disease or something?" he eyed her.
"Nope! None at all!"
"Oh, well, whatever," he turned around and tried to get a gumball again only to be whacked in the hand by Hermione's fierce hand. "OUCH! SON OF A BITCH!"
"Serves you right," Hermione huffed. She sat down on the floor and held her gumballs close to her. "mwehahahahahahah!"
There came a few groans from the other side of the room and Ron paled when he saw the couple still making out. "When will they stop?" he moaned miserably.
"When they and I am satisfied," Ginny said, stuffing her mouth with a handful of popcorn.
"And that'll take forever," Pansy grinned, turning to the couple.
Harry managed to get Draco's shirt off and was now trailing his hands against his skin while licking and sucking the Slytherins neck.
"Mmm...more," the blond breathed, pulling the raven head closer, sneaking a hand under the raven heads' shirt. Ginny blushed but continued to watch.
There was a thud, anyone who wasn't paying too much attention turned to the source of noise. Ron, the poor boy, had fainted.
"I wonder..." Pansy imagined Ron saying what Draco just said and suddenly blushed brightly. 'Oh fuck! Don't get wet! Don't get wet!' Too late. 'Shit!'
"So, this will help us track down that prankster person?" Colin asked, hugging his boyfriend from behind.
"Yup," he fiddled with a few glitches here and there. He had on a pair of goggles so his eyes were shielded from any random spark.
"I still can't believe what he took though," the Gryffindor shook his head.
"Me neither, but Grams ordered me to find him," Blaise shrugged, lifting his goggles, "I'm not even sure he knows what he stole," he laughed lightly.
"So...this prankster, he's tall, NOT poor, what color hair did he have?"
"Brown...I think...it's kind of hard to tell since the storm was the only light there."
"Oh...brown hair," he muttered to himself, "did he look innocent?"
"Yeah, I didn't recognize him until Pansy pointed out he wasn't poor. Why're you so interested?"
"Dennis gave me this book on criminals."
"What for?"
"Dunno, he said something about, being careful in the world of the something else, I have no fucking clue what he meant by that. He must be sniffing crack when I'm not looking."
"...Crack?....Ok then," he looked back down at the machine he created, "almost done, I just need to put in a few spells here and there...shouldn't be too hard," he lifted it and eyed every angle.
It was a flat metal sphere with a black grid in the middle. There seemed to be nothing special about it, except the fact that it looked like an ordinary dinner plate.
"So this book of criminals, there's someone in it that looked like the prankster?" he looked at the other boy who nodded after a few moments.
"Yeah. Small paragraph about him though. It says he's wanted for murder and I guess burglary."
"Uh...how many people did he kill?"
"I dunno," he shrugged, "somewhere around maybe twenty or something. It said he did it for revenge or fun or something."
Blaise gulped. "And here I thought I was just gonna get my Grams bra back."
"Don't worry, we're not connected to him personally," he smiled sweetly, leaned in and kissed the Slytherin.
Blaise smiled into the kiss. "Mmm...you taste like cherries," he licked his lips when they separated. Colin shrugged.
"I stole a gumball when Hermione wasn't looking."
In the dark shadows inside the Hogs Head sat a dark hooded figure grinning to himself, trying to suppress his bubbling evil laugh.
"Soon, oh so very soon," he muttered to himself before bursting out in evil laughter. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Shut the fuck up!" shouted someone in the pub. The stranger lowered his laughter into a small fit of giggles.
He lifted his hand from under the table and cleaned his cum filled hand with a napkin.
The man looked at the Daily Prophet grinning madly. "They're at Hogwarts."
The next day!
Harry woke up to find himself wrapped protectively in Draco's arms. 'Aww! He's so bloody cute!' the raven head thought happily.
The sunlight mixed beautifully with the blonds features, asleep he looked angelic and innocent, awake he was just plain ass hot.
'How did he get here?' the Gryffindor thought idly, 'oh well!' he fell back asleep, burying his head in the Slyherin's neck.
Just after he fell asleep Dean woke up blinking the sleep from his eyes and yawning his bum off cutely. "What the bloody hell," he was suddenly awake when he spotted the couple sleeping together. "Haha! Cute!"
"I know I am," Seamus muttered in his sleep, Irish accent all the way. "Hey," he said, waking up, "ignoring the fact that I like this change, how'd you get in my bed?"
"Wha?" Dean realized his location and nearly fell off the Irish boys' bed in shock.
"Oh my god!" Seamus spotted the sleeping boys. "How adorable is that!?" he said, eyes glittering and hands put together.
"Yeah, cute, whatever. What happened last night?"
"...Who cares?"
"...Ok!"
"Now," he looked around the dorm, "where's Ronnikins and Nevilly-poo?"
"Hell if I knew, I can't remember a fucking thing from last night, if anything happened then."
"That's kind of scary man...oh well, that's life," with that said he embraced the other boy in a tight hug.
"I need oxygen!" Dean managed to say, trying to break away, "hey...hey! No touching my ass!"
"Ah beautiful sunny day," Ginny sighed as she felt the sun warm up her face through the window. She turned on her side, planning to sleep more until she realized she wasn't the only person in her bed. She peered an eye open and gasped, jumping up so quickly that she fell off her bed. "Holy shit!"
"Ginny?" Neville yawned, not opening his eyes but turning away from the sunlight, "what are yeh doin' in my bed?" he yawned.
"Your bed!? You're in my bed you fat fuck!"
"Your bed?" he opened his eyes and gasped when he saw he was in the girls dorms. "How'd I get here!? Ahh!" he covered himself with the bed sheets, he was shirtless. "Hey wait a minute! I'm not fat! I lost a lot of weight in case you hadn't noticed," he said indignantly, "fat fuck, honestly."
"Well how the hell did you get here!? Boys aren't aloud here at all!" screeched the red head.
"Well excuuuuse me but I've got not clue in hell to how I got here either."
A pillow soared across the dorm and hit Neville in the head. "Shut up! You fight like an old married couple!" Parvati complained, "me needs me beauty sleep," she lay back in bed hugging Hermione, drifting off to sleep.
"My gumballs, not yours...mine," the brunette muttered in her sleep. Ginny and Neville blinked.
"Well that was random," the Weaslette said.
"Tell me about it."
"Hmm...red hair...cute lil freckles...hot ass," Pansy murmered sleepily clinging to the body in her bed.
"Mommy you gave me back my teddy bear?...Yay!" Ron mumbled in his sleep, snuggling closer to Pansy.
"Hm?" the Slytherinette slowly woke up and gawked when she saw the red head cling to her like a security blanket.
"Warm..." he muttered, "...wait a...what?" he woke up too and shot back when he looked at who he was hugging. "OH MY GOD!" he shouted before tumbling off the bed much like Ginny had.
"Not so loud," Pansy whispered looking at her dorm mates worriedly, but they didn't wake up.
"How did I get here? I do NOT remember drinking firewhisky or anything," he stood up.
"Neither do I, keep it down before someone wakes up and reports you," she hissed quietly.
"Huh? Oh," he lowered his voice, "how did I get here though? You didn't hex me or anything did you?"
"Why would I? Someone put you here, I just don't know who," she frowned.
"You're taking this rather dramatically."
"I'm not supposed to?"
"No it's just that you look like a horrible actress."
"Oh thank you," she muttered sarcastically, she looked away from him, blushing lightly.
"Why do you always do that!?" he quickly silenced himself and looked around the dorm, no one woke up much to his surprise, "wow, heavy sleepers."
"Oh no," Pansy breathed when she saw Millicent shifting around in her bed, she quickly covered here nose and mouth with her sheets and motioned Ron to do the same.
"Why do I-"
"Just do it!" she ordered, her voice muffled by the sheets. Ron lazily covered half of his face with the sheets and sat on the ground against the bed, hoping Millicent wouldn't spot him, well at least not in a second.
Brrrrrrrrrrp!....Brrr...brrrrrrrrrrp!!
The Gryffindor's eyes widened. He pressured the sheets harder against his mouth as he tried with all his might not to explode in laughter. Pansy looked sick to her stomach and tried to look around for her wand while still having her nose covered.
"Oh...my...damn," Ron said, his voice shaking suppressed in laughter.
"Ugh! She's done worse, believe me," muttered Pansy once she found her wand, "blasted bean burritos, I have GOT to get her off that craze."
"Wooo!" the blanket couldn't save him and he was now waving away the smell, "holy shit that is HORRID!" he fell into a fit of laughter and he tried to muffle it through the sheets.
Millicent Bulstrode had done one nasty fart.
lol dunno what drove me to write that. Ok since most of you said I should make I sequel then I'll write one, I actually had an idea on the plot, yay! I finally thought of an actual plot then think one when I'm in the middle of the story lol! Review please!