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Chapter Eleven: Invasion of the Hippies!
The Great Hall was filled with loud talk as a group of teens sat together on the Ravenclaw table. The only laughter there was from a certain red headed boy.
"Alright, who the fucking hell thought it funny to put me in bed with Miss Gumball Addict over here!" Parvati screeched, pointing to the glaring Hermione.
"Not mine," they all said at random times.
"Oh man!" Ron laughed, banging the table with his fist, "you should have seen it!!! Heehahahaha! Millicent! She farted hahaha! Like a bloody bomb!"
Pansy sighed and rested her face in her hand. "Every morning she always does that."
"Seriously?" laughed Parvati, forgetting her anger from before, "why? Has she got something stuck up her arse or something?"
"No, she's always sneaking in these bean burritos, it's disgusting."
"Who put us in bed with each other?" Hermione asked, crossing her arms. Ron stopped laughing and gawked at her.
"You spoke seriously...without that crazy face for gumballs! Thank you god! This bitch is back!" he received a slap across the face, "yeah, she's definitely back."
"For a few minutes," she grinned, "gumballs," she sniffed before getting the conversation back to order. "Well? Does anyone know why we woke up with someone, in my case something," she eyed Parvati who glared, "in our beds?"
"Not a clue," shrugged Pansy, "where's Harry and Draco...and Blaise and...um..." she remembered that Blaise and Colin still didn't want other people to know about their relationship so she didn't know what to say since Parvati was there.
"Who?" she asked curiously.
"Dumbledore's gonna hear about this!"
"Who ever did this has one sick and twisted mind!"
"Yeah, you!"
"I repeat, I DID NOT SNEAK IN YOUR BED!"
"Yeah right, what was with your shirtless self then hm?"
"I do not fucking know! Would you get off my case!?"
The argument continued and drifted away as Ginny and Neville walked past the Great Hall and towards the other side of the castle.
"Wow...they're like some sort of old married couple," blinked Pansy.
"So," Ron clapped, "breakfast?"
Draco woke up to find emerald eyes stare back.
"Gooood morning," Harry said cheerfully.
"Sure is...not that I'm complaining, but how did I get here?"
"Dunno," he shrugged, "hurray for Christmas vacation though."
"Oh right, I forgot," the blond yawned, snuggling closer to the other boy, "so what do you remember?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well the last thing I remembered was us having a full out make out session in Honeydukes...unless that was a dream...a wet dream."
"No I remember it too, see look, there's that hickey I gave you right there," he pointed to the fading mark under Dracos' ear.
"Oh right...that felt good, do it again!"
(and here comes the unneeded switch of scenes...gosh I'm evil...)
Ginny knocked on the oak door quickly.
"Enter my visitor."
Neville and Ginny blinked and hesitated to enter. When they entered the same thought ran through their minds.
'Lord Jesus Christ, tell me Dumbledore's possessed.'
"Hello children, sit and speak of your visit," Dumbledore said in an odd voice.
There was a head band on his head with a peace symbol in the middle, he still had the same sunglasses, and his robes were replaced by a plain white shirt with a smiley face under a light brown vest and jeans. He still had the sandals on.
His office had changed too, there were flowers everywhere along with signs saying peace or something like 'stop the hate!' of 'power to the people!'
The desk was gone; the chairs were replaced by large overstuffed pillows, much like from Trelawneys classroom
"Uh...sir?" Ginny sat on a pillow followed by Neville.
"Dumbledore, man," the headmaster corrected.
"...Yeah...see, something strange happened this morning. Neville ended up in my bed, and Parvati ended up in Hermiones' we don't know how it happened, but it might have happened to other people as well."
"You guys are doing a strike for rights of sleeping in whoever's bed and nobody told me?" he sat up straight.
"No, I don't think you understand, see we-"
"No way man, that's awesome!" he stood up looking completely hyper, Neville looked at him in surprise, "we must take a stand to the man! Man!" he raised a fist.
"The who?" Ginny blinked.
"That's a cool band but I prefer Led Zepplin more," he walked to the door chanting some sort of freedoms rights thing, his fist punching the air.
"Wait, where are you going?" the two teens stood up.
"Joining in! I'm gonna go sleep with Mini!" and he left leaving both Gryffindors stalk still in shock.
"Did he mean Mini...as in...Minerva McGonagall?" Neville looked at the red head nervously who nodded.
"Crap...looks like were stuck with this by ourselves," Ginny let out a sigh, "come on, we'd better go tell the others."
(and back to our regularly scheduled program)
"Oh god," Harry breathed out, his naked body sweaty not to mention one aching erection, "Draco, fuck me!"
"Gladly," grinned the Slytherin, his hands ghosting around the boys' body. At the time he was hungrily ravishing Harry's neck and trailing down his chest.
Seamus and Dean watched from their bed, eating popcorn and getting horny by the sight.
"Do you think they'd consider the job of being porn stars?" Seamus whispered.
"They probably are."
Once Harry was stretched and ready Draco slid into him slowly, going in all the way before slowly sliding out.
"Harder!" the raven head barely gasped out, holding the blond closer. He let out cries of rapture when Draco did as told, hitting the soft spot inside him in every beat making him cry out even louder in bliss.
"You reckon they even know we're right here?" Seamus asked, stuffing him mouth with popcorn.
"Nope...quit hogging all the popcorn, bloody bastard."
He was going to come before the Gryffindor so the blond started pumping the boys' erection in the same beats as him, almost quickly going faster and harder.
"Aw man, it's over," pouted the irish boy, watching as the couple came almost at the same time.
"I did not expect Draco to do that..."
"You called him by his first name."
"Might as well, since he's with Harry and all...I need to take a shower..."
"Let me join you!"
The same creepy stranger from the Hogs Head who jacked off sat in the shadows of the owlery, looking at some sort of map.
"Mwahahahaha! They don't know what's hit them...HAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed to the ceiling only to be hit in the head by owl poop.
A few owls hooted in a sort of laughter as he gagged and tried to wipe the stuff off.
"Ugh! I gotta get a better hiding spot," he muttered.
The group that was still in the Great Hall froze in terror as the rest of the students arrived for breakfast.
"I've died and gone to hell," Pansy said weakly.
It was official, the entire school minus our main dudes and dudettes, have gone all hippie.
Either in long dresses, jeans, or vests, there they were. Hippies from every corner and it damn near scared the bloody shit out of the nonhippies.
"Please...if you have a heart, take me away from this horrible nightmare," Parvati fainted and Hermione caught her.
"Why didn't you just drop her?" Ron asked, shrinking away from the Ravenclaws who were giving him peace signs and shout outs.
"I dunno, she fainted," shrugged the brunette, "come on, before WE catch the bug."
"Hi guys, how goes your morning?" Cho asked, giving them the peace sign.
"Horrible," Pansy shrank away from the Ravenclaw.
"Aw that's sad, come on guys!" she yelled to the student body at whole, "lets sing to them!" she whipped out a guitar out of no where and started singing Koom-by-a (ack! My spelling sucks) to the fearful group, other students singing along as well.
"Oh shut the FUCK up!" Hermione used Parvati as a bat and swung her body at the singing girl.
WHAM!
Cho flew across the Great Hall and landed on a bunch of food at the Slytherin table.
In three quick flashes they left the Great Hall like a bunch of mini Speedy Gonzalez's...or giants...never mind.
"What are you guys doing?" Harry laughed lightly, when his friends burst out of the Great Hall, pale as paper.
"Don't go in there...it's...it's...eeeeviiiil!" hissed Ron, glaring at the doors.
"Why?" Draco went in but in a second rushed out. "Oh..."
"What?" Harry made to go in but the blond blocked the door shaking his head.
"Hippies, all of them."
"Those poor souls," the Golden Boy shook his head, "well," he put his hands together, "let us pray that we don't get affected."
"Did Parvati die?" Ginny asked, walking to the group, Neville close behind.
"No, she just fainted," shrugged Hermione.
"Drat!"
"Whatever, Harry!" the bushy haired girl jumped up and down, "can I please come with you and Draco to Honeydukes? I think I left my stash there!"
"Your stash?" Draco raised an eyebrow, "you mean drugs?"
"Not really, my gumballs!" she cried dramatically, "my babies! I couldn't find them when I woke up!!!"
"Ok fine if it'll shut you up!" he covered his ears painfully.
"We'll go too," Ron said immediately, "I am NOT staying here and be the next target to the hippie disease!"
"We can ask around Hogsmeade about that prankster too, now can we please go," Pansy eyed the doors to the Great Hall in fear.
"Heheheheh! Peeeerfect," the mystery dude rubbed his hands together, still looking at the odd map.
This time his hiding spot was in the Room of Requirement. There were strange gadgets everywhere, all seemed to be weapons, and on the walls were tv sets that showed every bedroom of the mans targets.
"Damnit, I wanted a woman in here," he muttered, pumping himself until he came, "stupid room," he pouted, popping a gumball in his mouth.
"No!" cried Hermione when she searched through the shop, "my stash! My babies! They're not here!"
"...She searched the place in like...a second," blinked Draco.
"Whoever stole it," she growled menacingly making the two boys jump and cower a little, "shall pay with their miserable, dirty lives...now I have to make a new stash," she rushed over to the jars, still filled with gumballs.
"I think I felt safer with the hippies," Harry whispered, Draco nodded in agreement and quietly rushed to the counter for safety.
There was the sound of flurry from wings after the sound of the door opening.
"You there! Owl! Did you take my gumballs!?" Hermione shouted, pointing accusingly at the owl. It hooted indignantly at her and proceeded to get to its destination.
"Uh...thanks," Harry took the letter from the owl and it flew away without waiting for a reply.
"Who's it from?" Draco watched curiously as Harry opened the letter and read what it said.
"Leave it on for a few precious minutes, and blend with the crowd like everyone else."
"Oh my god!" shouted Draco taking a step back.
"What?" Harry felt a draft at his feet, he looked down and gasped, he was dressed like a hippie, "oh no! Oh dear god no!" he fell on his knees, "ack! My dignity! It's...it's...dying!"
"Harry," Draco sniffed, hugging the boy tightly, "Harry don't leave me!"
The raven head coughed. "Save yourself (cough) it's too late for me (cough) everything's going dark...(cough, cough)."
"Harry no!" he hugged him even tighter, on the brink of crying.
"I love you..."
"Oh quit acting like a bunch of over dramatic babies!" Hermione interrupted, "just take the bloody clothes off and you'll be fine! God how dumb could you get," she turned back to her gumballs.
Both sat up. "...Oh."
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